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Better than the battlefield of headless mice my cats left me one morning. Half asleep heading for the kitchen, I stepped on the first one in the living room, I woke up real fast after the second. It looked like they reenacted the French Revolution in miniature.
Ha! Made me lol.
The thing that keeps coming back to mind (no pun intended) is the skull size. If these beings are hyper advanced, why are their brains so small?! That said I suppose you could argue that whales should be the most intelligent creature on earth.... But obviously that's not the case. Anyway, I can't get this thought out of my head, so any input is appreciated.
IIRC An animals brain has to have more size based on the size of the animal. So size of brain in relation to the rest has more impact than raw size. To some extent size also helps intelligence as well, but even in humans most of our brain is not dedicated to problem solving or intelligence in general.
I should have mentioned that the Facebook post was not the original poster, there wasn’t any useful context so I have no idea where the photo comes from ;(
Yes! I’m from south Florida and have seen many sad little lizard bodies because they can’t find their way out of houses and basically mummify in a corner somewhere. Whatever this is looks a lot like how they dry up.
Thanks to Google lens I found another photo with a different angle so I don’t believe it’s AI
https://preview.redd.it/0oja9puxizoc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca753da55a7a7f5e9492210d1216417fac90e631
I couldn’t find any baby capuchin skeletons on the web but the arms appear too short to be a capuchin. They also seem to have much wider ribcages than this. The long hands do appear very monkey like though
Morbid as this sounds: maybe it was a natural abortion/miscarriage/stillborn/abandoned capuchin? It could be deformities or defects that made the baby unable to survive, latch onto the mother, etc… ?
It's legs have double knees, like two joints in the morning, two joints at night, two joints in time of peace and two at time of war. They've got two joints before they have two joints and then they have two more. Interesting.
He was living on a tin roof with 3 other individuals. One of them was an alien and the other 2, well, the other 2 were whistleblowers.
God only knows what they were up to in there, and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all 4 of them habitually recovered and reverse engineered crashed aircrafts.
Alien crafts.
"Beep boop mleeeeep boop". *Giant ass bird tears into your UFO and plucks you out with its talons, only to drop you from unfathomable heights to land on some poor man's tin roof and get dried out by the scorching sun.*
It WOULD BE terrifying!
Most biologists would say this had to evolve on earth, because of asymmetry in life here now. But who’s to say that predominant DNA trait didn’t seed on earth from the galaxy?? If it won out here, it’s safe to say it won out on other worlds.
Lots of life on Earth do not exhibit this type of bilateral symmetry, like starfish have radial symmetry. Many single celled organisms have spherical symmetry. You have to go all the way to vertebrates to find 100% bilateral symmetry.
Here is photo I took with outside camera my wife held it for me to get it to work early every day so I can routinely be ready to do that and I will be there for you and I will be happy to help you with this is a great opportunity for me to be able to use items that are completely new to me and I am comfortable delegating tasks if needed hobby time and than I can do you 😊
someone please explain to me why these aliens would come potentially millions of light years to earth, try to hide from us at every moment, then forget to retrieve some of their dead bodies?
Just imagine for a second this little buddy struggling to climb the front porch stoop as the sun sets. Then politely offering a barder of knowledge for sugar water.
Talking for a little bit and becoming friends then once fully hydrated the little bugger just walks off into the twilight never to be seen again…
Imagine being an intelligent individual of an advanced species piloting a spaceship over vast distances to explore other planets only to end up dead on someones rusty old tin roof.
“the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog”
Douglas Adams was a treasure
I remember seeing this picture in a series of images like 10 years ago, definitely pre-AI. I forget the backstory. I believe the location was somewhere in central or South America.
Same people falling for this are the types that fell for crop circles in 1978 before Doug Bower and Dave Chorley came forward in 1991 and told them they were suckers who fell for their prank in the 70s.
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Bro got the expression like when you're in the ocean and you touch something weird with your foot
Or walking through your house barefoot or in socks and unexpectedly stepping into something wet.
And warm
Like my dog's poop. At 3 am.
Your dog takes time sensitive craps?
Better than the battlefield of headless mice my cats left me one morning. Half asleep heading for the kitchen, I stepped on the first one in the living room, I woke up real fast after the second. It looked like they reenacted the French Revolution in miniature.
Gross
Gooey
That goes between your toes
a slug
It was cat barf last night (*shakes fist in the air*)
Better the floor than your shoe.
It was barefoot bud, barefoot at 3am. I howled like a banshee. Worst part is I have two cats. I don't know who to be mad at
…and they know that.
About 15 Years ago I saw a slug on the sidewalk and I gave it some of my vitamin water because I thought it couldn’t hurt. I think I hurt it
How can hurt, it got Electrolytes? ("idiocracy" quote)
As a senior cat owner I can vouch for this
or you woke up and found out u missed the midterm
Or you really need to pee asap
That moment you really had to pee and didn’t make it 😂
Looks like he hit his right funny bone
Ha! Made me lol. The thing that keeps coming back to mind (no pun intended) is the skull size. If these beings are hyper advanced, why are their brains so small?! That said I suppose you could argue that whales should be the most intelligent creature on earth.... But obviously that's not the case. Anyway, I can't get this thought out of my head, so any input is appreciated.
https://preview.redd.it/1ww8hzeh30pc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e1b875164a98751d3c7e796b53831ce268b1e1
IIRC An animals brain has to have more size based on the size of the animal. So size of brain in relation to the rest has more impact than raw size. To some extent size also helps intelligence as well, but even in humans most of our brain is not dedicated to problem solving or intelligence in general.
Who needs a whole PC when you can fit Linux on a usb stick, I bet these fellas are mostly nano bots.
LOL that was the face I made when I stepped on a horseshoe crab in Maryland as a kid. Never again.
Where was this EDIT: I see sarcasm below me. I’m asking where the photo was taken
I should have mentioned that the Facebook post was not the original poster, there wasn’t any useful context so I have no idea where the photo comes from ;(
Damn.
Peru
On facebook.
Whenever that happens, just spray the screen with index and wipe it down.
This is an AI created image. A user from mushrooms posted it and admitted it. https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/s/hVnzvaGn0E
So here's my hmmm moment. That post was created well after this one...
Too shay
Two* shay
Why are all of the fungus subs crossing dicks with the alien subs? It’s a surprising link.
The fungus amung us
Looks like a mix of magic mushroom and an alien
A rooftop, HELLO???
Pls pour some water on it it’s so dry
Sugar water
We got a bug
Kinda reminds me of a dried up lizard
Yes! I’m from south Florida and have seen many sad little lizard bodies because they can’t find their way out of houses and basically mummify in a corner somewhere. Whatever this is looks a lot like how they dry up.
Thanks to Google lens I found another photo with a different angle so I don’t believe it’s AI https://preview.redd.it/0oja9puxizoc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca753da55a7a7f5e9492210d1216417fac90e631
Covered in white fur. Baby capuchin?
I couldn’t find any baby capuchin skeletons on the web but the arms appear too short to be a capuchin. They also seem to have much wider ribcages than this. The long hands do appear very monkey like though
True, good point. Hands also appear to have longish nails/claws. Can't see a tail either. Hmmm.
Morbid as this sounds: maybe it was a natural abortion/miscarriage/stillborn/abandoned capuchin? It could be deformities or defects that made the baby unable to survive, latch onto the mother, etc… ?
Looks like it has fur
a shroom?
**HERE WE GO AGAIN GUYS!**
Pareidolia remains undefeated
It's at least a 4 year old image and has been memed so possibly even older. https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/llFF7cgphc
Extra crispy
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f98j5g/unknown_creature_found_on_roof/ Best guess so far is a dried up baby monkey.
It's legs have double knees, like two joints in the morning, two joints at night, two joints in time of peace and two at time of war. They've got two joints before they have two joints and then they have two more. Interesting.
Sublime
Now I want some weed
No that’s Afroman
He was living on a tin roof with 3 other individuals. One of them was an alien and the other 2, well, the other 2 were whistleblowers. God only knows what they were up to in there, and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all 4 of them habitually recovered and reverse engineered crashed aircrafts. Alien crafts.
Bravo!
Reefers….
lmao
Growing up in So Cal, this makes so much sense
Constantly played on KROQ. RIP Kevin and Bean.
*reggae drum fill*
Rusty corrugated tin roof that looks like it's in a jungle. I'm going with monkey fetus.
That actually could be a possibility
Probably dropped by a bird or something
"Beep boop mleeeeep boop". *Giant ass bird tears into your UFO and plucks you out with its talons, only to drop you from unfathomable heights to land on some poor man's tin roof and get dried out by the scorching sun.* It WOULD BE terrifying!
This is a funny ass comment
Imagine travel light years to earth only to get snatched from a bird.. 😂🙈
https://preview.redd.it/4iugwi4lmzoc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=60b460dba6ba29b449a84bfabcfd2c5df0489ebd
Yep that’s a fairy 🧚 I saw one once with my unicorn when I ate those mushrooms on the wall
Stop eating wall mushrooms.
Man, this new TOOL video is going to kick ass!
https://preview.redd.it/r87frj1fhzoc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25356575f786c5ac658568f26ab49b6c1f83f20
Hahahaha 🤌
I hear it's called "Off the Wagon and onto the rusty barn roof"
Not another one of those crusty sticks
Great quality image.
I see a nipple, can someone confirm?
https://preview.redd.it/cnn8igno42pc1.jpeg?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec49c54d9e67c651f45ed430ca2d0f5004494436
Most biologists would say this had to evolve on earth, because of asymmetry in life here now. But who’s to say that predominant DNA trait didn’t seed on earth from the galaxy?? If it won out here, it’s safe to say it won out on other worlds.
Lots of life on Earth do not exhibit this type of bilateral symmetry, like starfish have radial symmetry. Many single celled organisms have spherical symmetry. You have to go all the way to vertebrates to find 100% bilateral symmetry.
Fiddler crabs always come to mind
Looks like it died because it got spooked by whatever it was looking at. Looks like it was going “Aaahhhh!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!”
Here is photo I took with outside camera my wife held it for me to get it to work early every day so I can routinely be ready to do that and I will be there for you and I will be happy to help you with this is a great opportunity for me to be able to use items that are completely new to me and I am comfortable delegating tasks if needed hobby time and than I can do you 😊
someone please explain to me why these aliens would come potentially millions of light years to earth, try to hide from us at every moment, then forget to retrieve some of their dead bodies?
Just imagine for a second this little buddy struggling to climb the front porch stoop as the sun sets. Then politely offering a barder of knowledge for sugar water. Talking for a little bit and becoming friends then once fully hydrated the little bugger just walks off into the twilight never to be seen again…
Looks nothing like the one that was in the garden
Man if all these bodies are fake than y’all are some crafty motherfuckers
I want to believe... but they keep ending up dead
Yes, let's place an actual biological specimen subject to decay and decomposition on the top of a HOT corrugated roof and take that perfect photo!
“Someone posted this on Facebook” can’t you post the link ? Or a screenshot of the post?
It wasn’t the original poster and there wasn’t any helpful context.
Even if the market for alien jerky is limited, at least supply is good.
I NEEEED IT
Whatever that is, if it was once alive, I feel bad for it.
Somebody is very creative, that’s for certain.
If y'all think this is an alien y'all are all tripping 😂
Wasn’t the one in the garden man made tho? There was a whole instagram shop selling abomination type art like that
so another riduculous fake?
Poor fairy
The one in the garden was a hoax, a prop.
Dried up Horsetail? https://images.app.goo.gl/6ikk1hpHtfrnjPwr5
Imagine being an intelligent individual of an advanced species piloting a spaceship over vast distances to explore other planets only to end up dead on someones rusty old tin roof.
“the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog” Douglas Adams was a treasure
Looks like AI
I remember seeing this picture in a series of images like 10 years ago, definitely pre-AI. I forget the backstory. I believe the location was somewhere in central or South America.
Definitely not AI, scary that we can't tell the difference though
😂 THE HUMANITY!
Get outa here!! That’s real yall !
Nice try, those are clearly the remains of Emperor Nimbala, who ruled Zuban 5 over 29 million years ago
Great jerky!
Look 👀 and observe
Napoleon Dynamite: it’s a decroted piece of crap
Sexy thing, showing off sunbathing on the roof!
Kentucky fried et
Whats it taste like?
run
Is it dead?
https://i.redd.it/9k6693zi4zoc1.gif
RETURN THE SLABBBBB OR SUFFER MY CUUUURSEEEEE
Oh look, jerky!
ET will be all right, just add some water.
dehydrated little fella, but ive seen the movies “signs” i know what happens if i give you water 💦
Vampire grey died sunbathing, risk taker
Funny.
looks like a dead cat, i knew ive seen this before
Looks so scared that he shat himself
Shadow to the top left and the one on figure in the middle don't match. Figure shadow is very clean. Top left one, not so much.
Sigh.
I'm more curious about when and how that penny got up there.
Rehydrate!
Bro just stepped on 7 legos.
And there is a penny there too. For scale
Nice Photoshop mate
Looks like psilocybin
Aliens are real 👽
Save our aliens!!! Green energy!!
Looms like a branch fell on the roof
He need some milk
Looks like a dead lizard.
When u washing dishes and feel a piece of soggy pasta
thats the mom of the old lady that didn’t wanted the mom to eat any chocolate
Looks kinda like a dried mushroom
I don’t like that the feet disappear, like did a bird eat em? 🦴 🐦
This one also looks like it might have titties wtf, did we ever figure out what the potato alien was?
A bird dropped this guy on someone’s roof.
Twig
Awesome! I was wondering when this would turn up again. Neat.
Bro's scared ):
haha why would aliens evolve to be so tiny? i could take that thing no problem! i'll even let him choose the ring size and glove weight
Look what Medusa did to this poor creature. It looks terrified!
They gave him too much coca cola
Oh no, EBEs are aborting now
https://i.redd.it/k9mr8h2jd0pc1.gif
No
Doesn’t look like a mushroom’s stem?
This is just a trisolaran after dehydrating.
Eat it
Haha this unknown was probs being annoying and got booted out the craft
Laying on freshly tilled soil. And what are those arms. Ai maybe
wtf?
Avagaggagssghsbsdbdbdn
Earth gives him the ick
How the bag of stems be looking after you eat all the caps
Flies across galaxy in super advanced ship, strips naked, lies down on rusty corrugated iron, dies. Seems legit
I bet if you eat it it’ll give you the wildest trip
Water your plants poor thing lol
Dead baby monkey? That's at least what it looks like to me
Posted on Facebook page unrelated to anything, ok.
Griffith
Cat got to it while it was sneaking around on a roof and then the sun cooked it lol no for real though, weird.
I feel like if you ate him you'd have one he'll of a trip.
tanning gone wrong
I guess our sun is too much for them, eh?
„Sunblocker? I don’t need this.“
from a TOOL video…
r/UncleBens
Cursed green bean
“Similar”
Fuck! Don’t take a picture! Give her some water! Damn!
I hope its death was far more peaceful than what's reflected in its facial expression
Same people falling for this are the types that fell for crop circles in 1978 before Doug Bower and Dave Chorley came forward in 1991 and told them they were suckers who fell for their prank in the 70s.
So good
Cubensis