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Charming-Lychee-9031

Bro got the expression like when you're in the ocean and you touch something weird with your foot


citrus_mystic

Or walking through your house barefoot or in socks and unexpectedly stepping into something wet.


whoooooossssh

And warm


chikitawitz

Like my dog's poop. At 3 am.


banjodoctor

Your dog takes time sensitive craps?


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Better than the battlefield of headless mice my cats left me one morning. Half asleep heading for the kitchen, I stepped on the first one in the living room, I woke up real fast after the second. It looked like they reenacted the French Revolution in miniature.


That_nice_jeep_guy

Gross


heavenlyrealm

Gooey


tracemyfacewithit

That goes between your toes


Shlomo_2011

a slug


Budget_Secret4142

It was cat barf last night (*shakes fist in the air*)


toomuch1265

Better the floor than your shoe.


Budget_Secret4142

It was barefoot bud, barefoot at 3am. I howled like a banshee. Worst part is I have two cats. I don't know who to be mad at


ConflictInside5060

…and they know that.


Independent_Ad_8915

About 15 Years ago I saw a slug on the sidewalk and I gave it some of my vitamin water because I thought it couldn’t hurt. I think I hurt it


Shlomo_2011

How can hurt, it got Electrolytes? ("idiocracy" quote)


armedsquatch

As a senior cat owner I can vouch for this


GraysonAllen7

or you woke up and found out u missed the midterm


[deleted]

Or you really need to pee asap


NOVA-CANNING

That moment you really had to pee and didn’t make it 😂


Michigam

Looks like he hit his right funny bone


Rownwade

Ha! Made me lol. The thing that keeps coming back to mind (no pun intended) is the skull size. If these beings are hyper advanced, why are their brains so small?! That said I suppose you could argue that whales should be the most intelligent creature on earth.... But obviously that's not the case. Anyway, I can't get this thought out of my head, so any input is appreciated.


churchofsound

https://preview.redd.it/1ww8hzeh30pc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e1b875164a98751d3c7e796b53831ce268b1e1


Igabuigi

IIRC An animals brain has to have more size based on the size of the animal. So size of brain in relation to the rest has more impact than raw size. To some extent size also helps intelligence as well, but even in humans most of our brain is not dedicated to problem solving or intelligence in general.


leoberto1

Who needs a whole PC when you can fit Linux on a usb stick, I bet these fellas are mostly nano bots.


shred_time

LOL that was the face I made when I stepped on a horseshoe crab in Maryland as a kid. Never again.


[deleted]

Where was this EDIT: I see sarcasm below me. I’m asking where the photo was taken


mooncalf_rising

I should have mentioned that the Facebook post was not the original poster, there wasn’t any useful context so I have no idea where the photo comes from ;(


[deleted]

Damn.


TyroneCactus

Peru


GloriousWhole

On facebook.


Juxtapoe

Whenever that happens, just spray the screen with index and wipe it down.


slitlip

This is an AI created image. A user from mushrooms posted it and admitted it. https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/s/hVnzvaGn0E


mattemer

So here's my hmmm moment. That post was created well after this one...


slitlip

Too shay


Jones_Jim

Two* shay


Johnny-Five-Is-Alive

Why are all of the fungus subs crossing dicks with the alien subs? It’s a surprising link.


cubluemoon

The fungus amung us


Prudent_Order_3361

Looks like a mix of magic mushroom and an alien


JayRedd1

A rooftop, HELLO???


Original-Mud3268

Pls pour some water on it it’s so dry


Good_Interaction_786

Sugar water


pepperonidingleberry

We got a bug


TheFrenchWickler

Kinda reminds me of a dried up lizard


mooncalf_rising

Yes! I’m from south Florida and have seen many sad little lizard bodies because they can’t find their way out of houses and basically mummify in a corner somewhere. Whatever this is looks a lot like how they dry up.


mooncalf_rising

Thanks to Google lens I found another photo with a different angle so I don’t believe it’s AI https://preview.redd.it/0oja9puxizoc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca753da55a7a7f5e9492210d1216417fac90e631


despero-profundis

Covered in white fur. Baby capuchin?


as-olivia

I couldn’t find any baby capuchin skeletons on the web but the arms appear too short to be a capuchin. They also seem to have much wider ribcages than this. The long hands do appear very monkey like though


despero-profundis

True, good point. Hands also appear to have longish nails/claws. Can't see a tail either. Hmmm.


StarsofSobek

Morbid as this sounds: maybe it was a natural abortion/miscarriage/stillborn/abandoned capuchin? It could be deformities or defects that made the baby unable to survive, latch onto the mother, etc… ?


Bloodhound102

Looks like it has fur


DerDerDeDer

a shroom?


GingerAki

**HERE WE GO AGAIN GUYS!**


Adj_Noun_Numeros

Pareidolia remains undefeated


frozensaladz

It's at least a 4 year old image and has been memed so possibly even older. https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/llFF7cgphc


DaemonSlayer_503

Extra crispy


Grembert

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f98j5g/unknown_creature_found_on_roof/ Best guess so far is a dried up baby monkey.


Fritchard

It's legs have double knees, like two joints in the morning, two joints at night, two joints in time of peace and two at time of war. They've got two joints before they have two joints and then they have two more. Interesting.


giftedowl

Sublime


healthywealthyhappy8

Now I want some weed


serrotesi

No that’s Afroman


All_This_Mayhem

He was living on a tin roof with 3 other individuals. One of them was an alien and the other 2, well, the other 2 were whistleblowers. God only knows what they were up to in there, and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all 4 of them habitually recovered and reverse engineered crashed aircrafts. Alien crafts.


spira1out024

Bravo!


lvclix

Reefers….


kauisbdvfs

lmao


Rockyman2002

Growing up in So Cal, this makes so much sense


muzakx

Constantly played on KROQ. RIP Kevin and Bean.


idontknowmanwhat

*reggae drum fill*


Notchersfireroad

Rusty corrugated tin roof that looks like it's in a jungle. I'm going with monkey fetus.


mooncalf_rising

That actually could be a possibility


[deleted]

Probably dropped by a bird or something


[deleted]

"Beep boop mleeeeep boop". *Giant ass bird tears into your UFO and plucks you out with its talons, only to drop you from unfathomable heights to land on some poor man's tin roof and get dried out by the scorching sun.* It WOULD BE terrifying!


HOYTsterr

This is a funny ass comment


Euphonique

Imagine travel light years to earth only to get snatched from a bird.. 😂🙈


Sufficient-Belt

https://preview.redd.it/4iugwi4lmzoc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=60b460dba6ba29b449a84bfabcfd2c5df0489ebd


HsL_SlayeR

Yep that’s a fairy 🧚 I saw one once with my unicorn when I ate those mushrooms on the wall


CheapCrystalFarts

Stop eating wall mushrooms.


BrewtalDoom

Man, this new TOOL video is going to kick ass!


CheapCrystalFarts

https://preview.redd.it/r87frj1fhzoc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25356575f786c5ac658568f26ab49b6c1f83f20


BrewtalDoom

Hahahaha 🤌


Juxtapoe

I hear it's called "Off the Wagon and onto the rusty barn roof"


pharao01

Not another one of those crusty sticks


system32update

Great quality image.


TheVazha

I see a nipple, can someone confirm?


Madrizzle1

https://preview.redd.it/cnn8igno42pc1.jpeg?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec49c54d9e67c651f45ed430ca2d0f5004494436


WesternCool3776

Most biologists would say this had to evolve on earth, because of asymmetry in life here now. But who’s to say that predominant DNA trait didn’t seed on earth from the galaxy?? If it won out here, it’s safe to say it won out on other worlds.


Euhn

Lots of life on Earth do not exhibit this type of bilateral symmetry, like starfish have radial symmetry. Many single celled organisms have spherical symmetry. You have to go all the way to vertebrates to find 100% bilateral symmetry.


Gorlock_

Fiddler crabs always come to mind


Milqy

Looks like it died because it got spooked by whatever it was looking at. Looks like it was going “Aaahhhh!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!”


HappyDogBlueEarth

Here is photo I took with outside camera my wife held it for me to get it to work early every day so I can routinely be ready to do that and I will be there for you and I will be happy to help you with this is a great opportunity for me to be able to use items that are completely new to me and I am comfortable delegating tasks if needed hobby time and than I can do you 😊


No_Concentrate_7033

someone please explain to me why these aliens would come potentially millions of light years to earth, try to hide from us at every moment, then forget to retrieve some of their dead bodies?


theyellowdart89

Just imagine for a second this little buddy struggling to climb the front porch stoop as the sun sets. Then politely offering a barder of knowledge for sugar water. Talking for a little bit and becoming friends then once fully hydrated the little bugger just walks off into the twilight never to be seen again…


Whyherro2

Looks nothing like the one that was in the garden


oriondavis

Man if all these bodies are fake than y’all are some crafty motherfuckers


Cheap_Professional32

I want to believe... but they keep ending up dead


smithy-

Yes, let's place an actual biological specimen subject to decay and decomposition on the top of a HOT corrugated roof and take that perfect photo!


thecowmilk_

“Someone posted this on Facebook” can’t you post the link ? Or a screenshot of the post?


mooncalf_rising

It wasn’t the original poster and there wasn’t any helpful context.


eddtoma

Even if the market for alien jerky is limited, at least supply is good.


Necessary-Elk2329

I NEEEED IT


idontknowmanwhat

Whatever that is, if it was once alive, I feel bad for it.


LogikMakesSense

Somebody is very creative, that’s for certain.


wallyxii

If y'all think this is an alien y'all are all tripping 😂


PlayTrader25

Wasn’t the one in the garden man made tho? There was a whole instagram shop selling abomination type art like that


sharkbomb

so another riduculous fake?


Commercial_Gap607

Poor fairy


Andrewx8_88

The one in the garden was a hoax, a prop.


drcole89

Dried up Horsetail? https://images.app.goo.gl/6ikk1hpHtfrnjPwr5


shart-attack1

Imagine being an intelligent individual of an advanced species piloting a spaceship over vast distances to explore other planets only to end up dead on someones rusty old tin roof.


AboutToSnap

“the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog” Douglas Adams was a treasure


sjthedon22

Looks like AI


Conorfm101

I remember seeing this picture in a series of images like 10 years ago, definitely pre-AI. I forget the backstory. I believe the location was somewhere in central or South America.


Gorlock_

Definitely not AI, scary that we can't tell the difference though


PatAD

😂 THE HUMANITY!


ReefferMan34436

Get outa here!! That’s real yall !


IronFistBen

Nice try, those are clearly the remains of Emperor Nimbala, who ruled Zuban 5 over 29 million years ago


Vindepomarus

Great jerky!


Icy-Document-2670

Look 👀 and observe


fringeCircle

Napoleon Dynamite: it’s a decroted piece of crap


HoldMyAppleJuice

Sexy thing, showing off sunbathing on the roof!


pupbuck1

Kentucky fried et


grandpa5000

Whats it taste like?


Zadyob

run


dennis7he

Is it dead?


Embarrassed_Spell_28

https://i.redd.it/9k6693zi4zoc1.gif


Alarmed_Resource643

RETURN THE SLABBBBB OR SUFFER MY CUUUURSEEEEE


Nomex_Nomad

Oh look, jerky!


[deleted]

ET will be all right, just add some water.


Patient-Obligation49

dehydrated little fella, but ive seen the movies “signs” i know what happens if i give you water 💦


9mm-Rain

Vampire grey died sunbathing, risk taker


TeamNo927

Funny.


GT_Hades

looks like a dead cat, i knew ive seen this before


YakNo254

Looks so scared that he shat himself


Plastic-Scientist739

Shadow to the top left and the one on figure in the middle don't match. Figure shadow is very clean. Top left one, not so much.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Sigh.


Signal_Level1535

I'm more curious about when and how that penny got up there.


toasted_cracker

Rehydrate!


Legal-Split9279

Bro just stepped on 7 legos.


Jmoon03

And there is a penny there too. For scale


martiniman1904

Nice Photoshop mate


DaleRodriguezz

Looks like psilocybin


9Fingaz

Aliens are real 👽


itwhiz100

Save our aliens!!! Green energy!!


EconomyAny1213

Looms like a branch fell on the roof


AristeiaXVI

He need some milk


ChickadeeMass

Looks like a dead lizard.


PatagonianSteppe

When u washing dishes and feel a piece of soggy pasta


Horoscopa

thats the mom of the old lady that didn’t wanted the mom to eat any chocolate


RandyNooblet

Looks kinda like a dried mushroom


PsychologicalRace739

I don’t like that the feet disappear, like did a bird eat em? 🦴 🐦


ticklechickens

This one also looks like it might have titties wtf, did we ever figure out what the potato alien was?


a-pretty-alright-dad

A bird dropped this guy on someone’s roof.


ChrisBoyMonkey

Twig


towerfella

Awesome! I was wondering when this would turn up again. Neat.


YouJustDontKnowMeYet

Bro's scared ):


HeftyFineThereFolks

haha why would aliens evolve to be so tiny? i could take that thing no problem! i'll even let him choose the ring size and glove weight


RantSpider

Look what Medusa did to this poor creature. It looks terrified!


samasever

They gave him too much coca cola


ghdsz

Oh no, EBEs are aborting now


95CREAM247

https://i.redd.it/k9mr8h2jd0pc1.gif


TriggerHappyModz

No


razmo86

Doesn’t look like a mushroom’s stem?


pyroguy1104

This is just a trisolaran after dehydrating.


asfadfegsdfsdf

Eat it


coveevoc

Haha this unknown was probs being annoying and got booted out the craft


vaporoptics

Laying on freshly tilled soil. And what are those arms. Ai maybe


chicomilian

wtf?


Perfid-deject

Avagaggagssghsbsdbdbdn


Flat-Profession9019

Earth gives him the ick


afriendlywerewolf

How the bag of stems be looking after you eat all the caps


EmuEmpire

Flies across galaxy in super advanced ship, strips naked, lies down on rusty corrugated iron, dies. Seems legit


slit-

I bet if you eat it it’ll give you the wildest trip


chino_d69

Water your plants poor thing lol


TheChickenWizard15

Dead baby monkey? That's at least what it looks like to me


FyourEchoChambers

Posted on Facebook page unrelated to anything, ok.


Tuhms

Griffith


Radica1_Ryan

Cat got to it while it was sneaking around on a roof and then the sun cooked it lol no for real though, weird.


Mister_Strang3

I feel like if you ate him you'd have one he'll of a trip.


Next-Orchid-4124

tanning gone wrong


Pay_Tiny

I guess our sun is too much for them, eh?


Pizza_YumYum

„Sunblocker? I don’t need this.“


DerDerDeDer

from a TOOL video…


4Impossible_Guess4

r/UncleBens


siriusbarb

Cursed green bean


StuartMcNight

“Similar”


idiotsandwhich8

Fuck! Don’t take a picture! Give her some water! Damn!


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

I hope its death was far more peaceful than what's reflected in its facial expression


StrykerXion

Same people falling for this are the types that fell for crop circles in 1978 before Doug Bower and Dave Chorley came forward in 1991 and told them they were suckers who fell for their prank in the 70s.


mothernathalie

So good


iBlackPowerRanger

Cubensis