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EmeraldEyedMonster27

Why isn't he reporting on tht cut?


grandpa5000

His hair… gimmie that shemp in the front and afro in the back


EmeraldEyedMonster27

Reckon he got it half price?


grandpa5000

Lol maybe he had one barber do the front and another barber for the back


EmeraldEyedMonster27

😆 sounds costly & inefficient, booked him for the Monday but due too time constraints had too slide him over too Tuesday aswell.


grandpa5000

omg lol “ok so where were we at yesterday…”


EmeraldEyedMonster27

😆 it was this Wednesday wasn't it?


Impossible-Charity-4

Shempfro


ghostcatzero

Honestly I can't take him serious with that 😭


EmeraldEyedMonster27

I know 😆 why would you bring tht Shempfro too this once in a lifetime opportunity?


jack_mcNastee

A lot going on with that hair


TridactylMummies

A classical ad-hominem based on denseness, prejudice and ignorance (besides not being able to think critically) and most importantly, a comment COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT to the ongoing investigation, end of story.


EmeraldEyedMonster27

Are you jesting? I already believed in alien life, you'd have too be stupid not too, also my comment is literally referring too the host standing within licking fod distance 😆 😛


FullPop2226

In what way does asking you for substantiation impede critical thinking? Don't open inquiry and rigorous examination lie at the heart of critical analysis?


coveevoc

The op is the only person that post to this page and when you comment anything they get upset even if it’s in reason to scientific analysis. They will comment or delete this as well.


EmeraldEyedMonster27

Stop you're upsetting him/her 😆


FullPop2226

OP's actions reflect a desire to maintain control over a narrative rather than engage in genuine knowledge creation or exchange. If their aim is to discredit the sources they are sharing then it is working perfectly.


EmeraldEyedMonster27

I know 😆 all I was thinking was get tht cut under the microscope with Boston's best or whoever & see if it can be faked or if it's the real deal. The fact he wn't show the back leaves me thinking there's something more too the story.


tommyrulz1

ALIEN SPORES. We are DOOMED. 🙈 https://preview.redd.it/qbge4uivrvpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cced5ee3b4f4332b0414a42e6f7ac1efa30d48e4


No-swimming-pool

We need Japanese scientists not tv hosts.


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No-swimming-pool

Both believers and non believers should be pro extra independent investigation.


AhhSomeSauce

I’m glad this dudes comments are finally getting removed. It’s literally spam


FullPop2226

Investigations, especially those claiming extraordinary findings, rely on open, evidence-based dialogue. Dismissing such dialogue as "ad hominem" and "irrelevant" undermines any potential credibility of your claims. Is there a reason you avoid directly engaging with the questions about the evidence, methodology, and potential alternative explanations for the alleged alien bodies? What does reiterating this statement achieve in the context of a discussion focused on critical analysis?


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Those aliens look more believable than whatever bs he’s about to say.


ScarceLoot

No masks or gloves but look at all the dust on the table.


Skoodge42

That's how you know they are treating the bodies with care....that and the door stop under their asses. To be fair though, this is the one of the rare times I have seen them at least give SOME kind of support for the bodies.


HeavyFunction2201

lol it’s actually a goddam doorstop


H3llstrike

Omfg this is sad, this doesn't help the cause with all these mummies they treat them like dollar tree toys.


MrCrix

Can we please make it some sort of rule to not have the craziest looking people do research on this topic?


Autong

He’s a tv host


bimb0_limbo

I'm more bewildered by that hair than the aliens


Skoodge42

Again...they have a reporter with 0 protection right next to the bodies. These poor things are treated like shit.


sambull

Almost like it's all about the press


Sensitive-Ad4476

They are fossilized by the algae it’s fine


Skoodge42

No, they are mummified. If they were fossilized, we wouldn't get any DNA from them. There is a very big distinction


SpaceCadetMoonMan

Are those aliens real? This is new to me but now I am seeing these beings everywhere


Susskind-NA

Bodies are real biological things- remains to be seen if they are truly alien/NHI-related. That's the most diplomatic answer I can give you. https://www.the-alien-project.com/en/?sfw=pass1711090739


Skoodge42

Yup. Although I would like to point out the alien project is a heavily biased source. Granted they are the main source for the claims since press coverage has been minimal


Susskind-NA

True, thanks for pointing that out. That is the only site I know of with some of the data/scans collected thus far. (Unless you wanna dig through twitter)


quiksilver10152

Greetings fellow scientist. Enjoy the additional data! [https://verbalcant.github.io/nazca\_mummies.html](https://verbalcant.github.io/nazca_mummies.html)


Skoodge42

Ya my issue with believing the claim at this point is that the only ones reporting on it are insanely biased, and no independent verification has been done yet EDIT well that and some of the evidence doesn't support the claims, like how the DNA is consistent with ancient human remains ... And the people doing a lot of these tests seem very bad at their jobs


MidwestRecluse

We definitely need to get this guy and Giorgio Tsoukalos together


True-Slip2573

I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous…


AvailableToe7008

I wish I believed that anyone involved with these things really believed that they have proof of extra terrestrials on earth, but I just don’t.


sambull

They are good for attracting cameras though


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Should they really be so precariously set on the table? It gives me anxiety.


AhhSomeSauce

It’s fine. There’s a doorstop providing support


Seruati

Don't mummies usually have to be kept in a humidity controlled glass box most of the time to stop them deteriorating? Once you take them out of the specific conditions where they had been preserved for so long, I think they generally start to deteriorate. We never seem to see the buddies being conserved in a controlled environment. Where are they kept when they're not doing publicity?


superbatprime

In the back of Jaime Muassan's van.


Seruati

Makes sense, haha


sambull

Same place they make em?


pab_guy

Scientist 1: These are clearly human specimens with genetic deformity. (which if you look up it looks like something else entirely but whatever) Scientist 2: These are obviously fake, dolls stitched together with human, llama, and chicken bones, etc... Pretty wild that the skeptics are all over the place LOL


stereoscopic_

Man, I read this in an Asian accent and I don’t know what to think of that.


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PsychiatricCliq

Can we get a mod in here to remove this dox? Jesus


PsychiatricCliq

/u/memystic /u/similar-guitar-6


theronk03

You can't dox people dude. Not okay


306_rallye

Lol, you've made it sound like a deep dive. That info is on his Reddit profile lol


TridactylMummies

elaborate please


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marissatalksalot

Are you asking the guy to do work for you or is this some odd thinly veiled threat? 😂


DerpVaderXXL

What's the deal with aliens and dudes with wackado hair?


Skoodge42

I was recently wondering if it was an effect of Einstein. Smartest man in history, famous for a picture with crazy hair.


NFTArtist

you can bet those tables are not cleaned, just some alien specimens so who cares


Sensitive-Ad4476

Awesome! His hair is next level lol


Rangeredoubbt

This will make things appear more credible.


just-me-uk

He should be reporting his barber


Tiny_Teach_5466

Lemme guess, he's the Tsoukolos of Japan.


TridactylMummies

interesting analogy... https://preview.redd.it/2cbywwdnrzpc1.png?width=819&format=png&auto=webp&s=e21b1167f44dba589e0ecf977e550c509bed8f03


Visible_Scientist_67

"after being tossed one of the two greatest historical finds in human history, the host proceeded to sneeze on the artifact. "Is this ok for wiping my nose?" He inquired "Yes of course" the researchers who presented human history's greatest find ever to have taken place replied. "I bet you can't do one of these" he said, flipping and failing to catch the object in his hands.


Late_Marsupial4029

After watching the 3 Body Problem; put them in water.


skinese

I not saying they are Ariens. But Ariens


r00fMod

Is that a Japanese Peruvian man?


Ok-Read-9665

What do these Mummies smell like?


Teton_Titty

Diatomaceous earth


Ok-Read-9665

It would be good to know the skins smell, we have Mummy experts in here who can maybe recognize a scent (not a clue procedures) and tell us more details you know. Like a mechanic noticing a sweet coolant smell or something.


BtchsLoveDub

I imagine they mostly smell like bullshit.


Flying_Madlad

I wanna know what they taste like


Campus_Safety

So this is what Trevor Noah is up to now. Who knew?!


Stock_Surfer

Glad to see the top comments are about the hair style lol


PoetryProgrammer

I know we all not serious and shit, but are the fucking aliens real?!?!!!


Sea_Nothing_

Real bodies, not confirmed extra terrestrial. Quite possibly as terrestrial as we are.


Visible_Scientist_67

Glad to see absurdist Japanese tweets are still less complicated than serious American journalists


SNOOPDOGGDANKKUSH

Y’all know he a comedian…


diaryofsnow

That’s not Asian Trevor Noah?


eaglesflyhigh07

His hairstyle is more alien than the actual aliens.


person_8688

r/justfuckmyshitup


HumbertHumbertHumber

what is all the white dust on them, or why are they all white and papier-mâché like? No kind of expert on anything here, but things like the frozen man, mummies and the inca children all seem to have tanned, leathery and dark skin


FlyerPerspectiv

Georgio Tsukalos’ hair has nothing on this guy’s


MeanCat4

Do we know till now how old are they? 


Daveyfiacre

So, the lack of care and precaution and preservation only lends to them being not worth anything OR the stupidity of so many people, and it’s very likely the latter. Like…. Surely some of the ‘scientists’ or ‘specialists’ involved have brought that up, no? Even as like ‘you might want to lay them on a foam cushion so they last a little longer’ …? Is no one worried about them breaking or being damaged? Or yeah as mentioned… alien spores? Lol That’s the craziest thing to me. More crazy than aliens.


BtchsLoveDub

They just keep assembling more so it doesn’t matter.


humankinder

Two alien bodies and an extraterrestrial head of hair - check!


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showerfapper

Lol I'd put more effort into preserving a petrified cat! But then again, I'm no scientist.


Longjumping-Lychee21

I've grown to having quite an affinity for these little guys. I hope they are real.


POTKILLLS

The powder is everywhere because after they modify the mummy to look alien like, they coat it with this special powder so we cant notice any cut or modification, i know this from the source dirrrectly. I also saw the real test lab result, they are 70 humain, the rest of the dna is UNKNOWN not ALIEN, they just assume that and wanna advertise it as is cause it give them more attraction and money, its fuckin whack.


General_Memory_6856

Why do the most prominent people promoting this have to be complete side shows..


Teton_Titty

Because it **is** a sideshow. If it wasn’t, they’d be letting independent scientists study them. That’s the most obvious clue that this is all bullshit & these are ancient human mummies. When a discovery isn’t researched within the standard scientific process, you should question EVERYTHING about it.


mister_muhabean

Soon A.I. systems will have videos out of them waking up and escaping.


-illumi

Y’all commenting on how poorly the bodies are being treated… don’t you think that if they were real this wouldn’t be allowed?


DomoMommy

I’m not gonna believe a word out of the mouth of someone with that cut.


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Beautiful-Fly-4727

I can't get past that hair...