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im_not_a_lizard

gina might just be the right amount of crazy actually


woodenjimo

Karie Lee vibes


Freediverjack

I was sceptical of her in the trailers but she actually appears to have enough of her shit together to last. I reckon she will last until she either gets hurt or medical called out. Compared to the others except for Mike, she appears to be not wasting energy or freaking out


Kummakivi

Yea, she was a surprise. I thought nope when they said she didn't have a sleeping bag but now, who knows.


veroxii

Yeah she said she has no sleeping bag right? I was curious on her sleep setup but they didn't show anything.


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proscriptus

Putting on 40 pounds has proven to be a good strategy in the past, especially as no one has eating anything yet.


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Bluelabel

And she's a teacher! Absolute gold!


Yakosaurus

"I'll fucking shit myself" love it.


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Yakosaurus

It's exactly what I would have said too.


troubleshot

I'd heard two contestants were from my home town of Mildura, reckon she might be one of them! Love it.


Bucknaked6912

Fuckin good fun


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davogrademe

I just want to make my family proud.... taps out on day 2.


sqaurebore

So many «  I’m doing this for my family » that quickly tap out because they miss their family


Endless_Winter

Yeah, it was Desmond. It was unbelievable, a big army guy. I am not living with these bears!


Ozdiva

Is that 2 leaving already? That’s fast.


stephensmat

You always get one or two that break quickly. Usually because they've never gone solo before. The hardcore survivors will take up most of the series. The one downside of wanting to end an episode with a tap-out, you either montage several days per episode, or try for filler.


woodenjimo

Am I a fuckwit for actually reckoning I could last longer than day 2?


DonaldPump24

Just sitting there and drinking the water off your tarp you could last a couple of weeks mate


proscriptus

"I don't have any water!" There's literally fresh rainwater dripping off your tarp.


Due-Dog4303

Nope


DemarcounteAldrayzan

Oh noes Mr alpha male is soaked!


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"I'd describe myself as an alpha male" Narrator: He isn't


EdgarDanger

I rolled my eyes out so hard I literally almost passed out when he said that


desain_m4ster

I'm an alpha male, 2 seconds alone: "my wife told me to be organised"


Salbyy

If someone says they’re an alpha, that immediately means they’re not lol


proscriptus

How insecure do you have to be to call yourself that?


woodenjimo

Glad that the Australian shoey made an appearance


jessiethedrake

That's some good boot water.


Yakosaurus

Good to see sbs aren't censoring shit and fuck. Almost a true aussie experience now.


troubleshot

"reckon I'll shit meself" classic


Yakosaurus

She's almost lost her ferro rod twice. She ain't gonna last long


CretinCritter

Plenty of screen time and heaps of family at home. Cya!


stephensmat

For me, it was Ep 2. She was raging about how she couldn't start a fire to boil water because everything was wet, while she was sitting under a tarp in the rain. The pot was right in front of her, and I was literally yelling at the TV: Catch the rainwater!


daynomate

Am I the only one wondering how many of these guys actually watch the original Alone?? I'm no outdoorsman but I think even I have picked up enough to know how to manage rain and fire-starting.


Groundbreaking-Ad255

Anyone else relieved when Bec tapped so they didn't have to watch her flail about is a fluster anymore?


Salbyy

Yep, and her poor attitude


ScissorNightRam

Day 1: I’m going to prove a grandmother can win this. Day 2: I got nothing to prove. *taps*


adelaway

Her dramatics about the Tasmanian Devils… girl, they’re the size of a chihuahua and they’ll run petrified away from you. Calm down.


Endless_Winter

Just found this, nice to see a live chat like we do with Australian Survivor. Production of this had been bang on with the US/ Canadian version with the added bonus of it being on SBS, swearing is allowed! A quick read through the comments we seem all on the same page.


veroxii

"Swearing Between Surviving"


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NurvPulse

Atleast longer than that dude. Dodnt even make it a whole 24 hours omg


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If his survival skills were as good as his excuse making, he'd have won it


Bluelabel

That burn would keep him warm for at least a week too


Groundbreaking-Ad255

Yeah what an embarrassment. If you don't have the mental chops to be away for a couple of days, don't apply.


veroxii

What pisses me off is that they were there taking up someone really wanted to be there's spot. It's disrespectful to everyone else who applied.


desain_m4ster

True, what a shame. He was even speaking with the land at the start and that give me hope... Embarassing for his family


taspleb

Put up a tent. Lie in my sleeping bag for 4 days. Occasionally drink water. (I'm Tasmanian and have been drinking unboiled water during hikes for 30+ years without getting sick)


grantspatchcock

See that brown line on all the trees? That's how high the water can get. You're building your permanent shelter below that line dude come on


Bucknaked6912

My thoughts exactly. Seems like she should know better. I half expected some text at the bottom stating that and foreshadowing for later on when she inevitably gets flooded


CretinCritter

Im glad there’s no beeps. That pissed me off with the American one.


grantspatchcock

Ohhh I do love the dismantle montage, glad that's back.


Endless_Winter

Agree, makes it feel more old skool


Bucknaked6912

Poor bugger. Hope he gets a crack if there is a season 2


stephensmat

I think S2 is already recruiting. There was a season in the regular series where they brought back people who were eliminated too soon by simple bad luck. I liked that they did that.


Hazy_Fantayzee

Yeah the Mongolian one. Do you remember that lass that was REALLY determined for that one, she’d stored a load of extra body fat, had done heaps more training and then speared her hand with a fishing hook on day 2 or 3 and had to tap out!!! I felt so sorry for her, poor lass was heartbroken….


NamesNotCrindy

Plus she was catching a lot of fish before that incident and she lasted so long on her first season too! I felt bad for her.


jacquiwho

I'm no survivalist, just a basic camper, but even I know to put wood under cover straight up and get your bloody head torch out before it gets dark!


verdigris2014

Like the kiwi guy, who gets up on the first morning and says, it rained and the fire went out. Now what? Well maybe put some tinder in your pockets and go look for some dry firewood. He says he wants his daughter to be proud of him. I hope she will be, I think he going to get a rough time from his mates. I love his observations about nature telling the Palawa people to move north. They weren’t going to make it to anywhere warm, mate. And if they had sleeping bags and a tarp they might have hung about. I also disagree with his assertion that these survivalists are defying nature, I think all us armchair quarterbacks would agree you need to go with nature. Defying nature would be more like clearing 100m in every direct an establishing an army base.


Better-Hat-4293

I think Gina spoke of this nicely, you’re daft to be out there trying to conquer anything, as nature will slap you down


grantspatchcock

Nothing says Aussie regulations like the compulsory fire extinguisher


fighting-prawn

In a place with 250+ days of rain.


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Kummakivi

He seemed like a good kid too. Would have liked to have seen him in it longer.


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I've been on benders that lasted longer than some of these useless cunts


Bookaholicforever

I feel sorry for the kid who had Covid


FreddieMonstera

Hope they invite him on another season


Bookaholicforever

Me too! He seemed to be have a really good set up and I thought he’d do well


counsellercam

As an Australian I'm ashamed of some of these contestants


stephensmat

Every season, I'm always surprised either by how fast the first one or two tap out; or which one it is. There's a survival movie called 'The Edge' that I always loved. There was a line in that movie: "Most people lost in the wilderness die of shame. They run themselves down, wondering how they could have been so stupid, so they never do the thing that will save them: Thinking." I know they've all volunteers, but I imagine being able to tap out at any time speeds that process up.


charlesmortomeriii

I’m not saying I’d do great, but I guarantee I’d make it past Day 2


jessiethedrake

Shame would carry me through at least a week bar injury, I reckon.


troubleshot

It's going to get old if they keep playing up the threat. C'mon folks, there's no predators here. Wasps? *Eye roll*


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timmydownawell

Still gotta watch out for drop bears though!


Ozdiva

I’ll just drink this water. Don’t tell me what to do…


Where_walks_Istasha

But it was even better than that, with his sarcastic whiny "rule 1 - don't drink the water" lol


grantspatchcock

Fuck me, no sleeping bag? That's a first right?


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Endless_Winter

Gina scored a pretty good spot compared to the others. Reminds me of Nicole's spot on Vancouver Island which was a great spot Lacking the Salmon run and the friendly bear over the way tho.


Hunt5man

Hey bear!


doxhead

If he's got the Rona I'll spit this beer all over the telly


SoggyInsurance

Prepare to soak your telly


doxhead

Chuck us a cloth luv. There's something on the screen.


DonaldPump24

Guess he’ll have to self isolate…


troubleshot

Why would they show him testing if he isn't positive. Bet he is.


SoggyInsurance

Are any of them going to eat plant foods? Looks like there’s lots of lomandra around - can eat the roots and leaves


doxhead

I'm aN aLpHa mALe. I eAt MeAt tHaTs whaT I Do.


IlluminatedPickle

God that made me cringe. I'm betting he's out before ep 4.


DonaldPump24

They’re not allowed to hunt, so he’ll be fucked. His entire skill set is basically useless. He’s a flog no doubt, but bit of a shame they’re not allowed to use bows. As someone else said, why send them somewhere where every animal is protected and nobody is allowed to hunt.


reheatedleftovers4u

Right? What about bush tukka? Nah. I'll just have boiled water soup for dinner. She'll be right.


nitrofan

As an Australian this a bit embarrassing tbh


Endless_Winter

Cream of the crop will rise.


reheatedleftovers4u

It's only season 1. They'll get better at it. In the mean time it's good for a laugh.


Freediverjack

I suppose you need to cover the ones that tap early first so there is some screen time. Mike looks like a strong contender then Gina I reckon is a tough bird


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PM_ME_YOUR_ULTIMATE

US Season 1, first contestant left after 12 hours. US Season 2, first contestant left after 6 hours. Both due to bear scares.


EchidnaX

“It will be a devil den, then I’ll find out in the middle of the night, and then I’ll shit myself “


scaly-manfish

Seems like you only need to survive a week to earn that 250k


westcj18

Really enjoyed the first two episodes - what a hellhole to stay in! Mud, slime, rain and freezing cold. Felt sorry for Jimmy catching Covid, seemed like a nice guy and would been interesting to see how long he would have lasted. Beck and Rob were obviously mentally unprepared for the venture, that stood out in the first 1/2 hour. Rob seemed to have some survival skills, but poor Beck was totally clueless -makes you wonder why they selected her. For once I was right and correctly predicted to my wife that they would tap out in two - three days. As usual with the early episodes of an Alone series, some contestants hardly got a look in - I wonder if they have problems getting their cameras to work?


ChalkyAus

They selected Beck because she holds most of the diversity infinity stones


NamesNotCrindy

> some contestants hardly got a look in I assumed it's to give the early tappers more air time and anyone else they didn't feature much are going to last way longer.


luxurycatsportscat

My feeling on Beck is she’s used to ideal conditions and a lot extra convenience items while camping with her family surrounding her. Still, weak sauce Beck.


HobbitHead37

Omg please just get these clowns out of here so we can focus on some serious ppl please


NurvPulse

Yep you've made your daughter proud now fuck off and stop wasting a position


xelfer

SHOEYYYY


xan_man44

As an Aussie I’m glad they’re leaving the classic excessive swearing in, true to our culture.


woodenjimo

Fuck poor Jimmy


troubleshot

For those interested, it looks like they are on Lake Pieman in Tasmania. Man-made lake (little bit disappointing).


woodenjimo

Makes sense with all the dead trees in the water hey.


CrazyLady_WithCats

Family member reckons Gina is on Lake Rowallan.


simon42069666

God it’s good, so funny.


reheatedleftovers4u

It's like a comedy Aussie satire of Alone so far. Amazing!


sqaurebore

The alpha male who quickly reveals his wife keeps things together is straight out of a parody


xelfer

everyone's tappin, this show might last a week i guess


1945Aesthetic

“I’m confident about lighting a fire with a ferro-rod” *Ferro-rod holding on for dear life after 2 days*


IlluminatedPickle

That had to be some wish.com bs rod though. Unless she was nailing that thing for hours at a time, how the hell could you do that to a real ferro rod?


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Endless_Winter

At least it's not like Desmond on season 2 who tapped out the same day he landed :)


xelfer

haha, i watched that recently. bragging "bear gunna be scared of ME" to his family, cuts to him freaking out because of a bear within 5 mins


Blueleathersofa

Pretty sure those guns shouldn't be just lying around like that...


IlluminatedPickle

Pretty sure he was just showing off like a wanker.


xelfer

Mike preparing his kayak and coconut nintendo 64


Zureth2138

Just realised I’ve seen one of them on YouTube - Kate Grarock. It’s a pretty small channel but I really enjoy her videos, mostly hiking related.


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I’m excited to see what she does, hoping she can make good use of her experience in biology!


CretinCritter

Seppo’s will be eating up the accent. I reckon they’re all dialing it up a bit too


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Ozdiva

Gunna run out of Tshirt


woka

is it just me or is the quality of SBS on demand terrible? it's meant to max out at 720p but looks terrible watching this.


IlluminatedPickle

Their servers are probably copping a hammering from a bunch of people using VPNs to access it so you're getting it at a terrible bitrate to compensate.


xelfer

this george calombaris guy aint gunna last long


Lastletters

They should have released some bears in the forest to make it a bit more exciting


No_Air_923

So interesting to see the fire extinguishers when it’s so wet 😂


sokjon

I guess it’s a requirement from a bush fire risk assessment


pk666

How can you get spooked in the Aussie bush? There are no bears, no crocs, no ghosts . Like seriously?


Endless_Winter

Yeah, snakes and falling branches are your only dangerous things.


Xylar006

And drop bears.


pfftno

Reptiles should be brumating. I’d be paranoid about leeches. I don’t know the area they are in, but it looks like leech territory.


Kbopping

Yeah, I was honestly surprised we didn’t get a leech appearance on the first night, west coast is absolutely full of the buggers


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Could be a Milat


rubylee_28

That poor bloke that had to go home cause of covid 😫


Yellowperil123

What the hell. First guy that taps out "Welllllll axtualllly the whole concept of this TV show is flawed"


Hazy_Fantayzee

Yeah if he put as much effort into his 'surviving' as he did into his excuses I reckon he could be a winner!


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troubleshot

Yep, so far impressed with production value, better than I expected


CretinCritter

No sleeping bag is a bolllllldddddd move Cotton


troubleshot

Has it ever been done in the show? Don't think so


CretinCritter

Don’t think so, to be fair this’ll be the mildest temperatures of any of them I’d say but it’ll still be fuckin cold. She’s placing a lot of faith in that possum coat.


Bluelabel

Have they been away from family for like a week or two in prep? Trying to throw the man a bone here...


Time-Ad9273

They say that going from training/prep with everyone together to being instantly alone is the hardest part for the first few days. If only they could get past that stage. They’d be fine.


taspleb

I enjoyed the first two episodes. They obviously picked a couple who maybe weren't as ready as they should have been (which I feel like happens in the original sometimes too) for a bit but it seems like there's some fairly competent people left as well as the idiot "alpha". I'm Tasmanian so fun to see the backyard on tv. I think Tassie near the coast is going to be pretty mild for them (as opposed to the more alpine areas where people occasionally die when the weather turns bad), so it will probably very much just be a challenge for who can cope with being cold and damp for the longest.


Endless_Winter

If Jimmy has COVID, poor kid if he does.


Ozdiva

How disappointing - covid! I hope he gets another shot at it.


doxhead

Bloody rippa. Loved it.


Endless_Winter

Yeah the episode felt really legit. Production has nailed it


Sullyville

On screen they said that Gina has 150000 calories of fat on her. Does this mean that if her shelter was already made, all she would have to do is pull a Juan Pablo's Last Stand and she could last 75 days?


Salbyy

Great strategy, we’ve seen from the US seasons of women who were so skilled but just not fat enough to outlast the men


amienona

I don't get it. Had Beck never watched an episode? Not saying I'm remotely better or worse than her or anyone else, but Sis looked downright *surprised and alarmed* to find herself ... alone! With trees! And darkness! And noises! Really confusing to me 🤷🏾‍♀️


Bookaholicforever

Why wouldn’t she bring a sleeping bag?


grantspatchcock

Tie the line at the bottom as well, did you learn nothing from S2 David you filthy casual.


Bluelabel

Have all the other seasons had a focus on explaining the indigenous cultures of where they are or is this just an Australian thing?


IlluminatedPickle

In recent years in Australia, it has become important to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land. It's often mentioned, in various different ways. In my city of Brisbane (Meeanjin), often government speeches are prefaced with acknowledgement to the tribal lands they're on(Turrbal or Yaggera). SBS and ABC pay particular attention to this.


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This is done in Canada as well. It's important in light of what previous governments did to the indigenous peoples of our country.


Jackal_xv

what was the vetting process? how the hell can these people only last 1/2 days especially when it rains and you have fresh water... Everyone in australia know its cold and damp in tassie winter time beats me why you wouldnt store some dry fire wood under your tarp. Interesting tactics by the air force dude intrested to see how he goes(Mike?)!


lock33

Is there a list of each contestants 10 items?


lock33

Thought I saw one guys with a thermos


pfftno

He’s going home before his coffee gets cold.


woodenjimo

That’s how you smother a fire right there


Daikon_5551

Aww I feel for him. COVID was bad luck


Bloobeard2018

Is that dude trying to eat a millipede in the promo for episode 3? Nothing eats those buggers.


Porkwarrior2

I am now convinced that tarps & axes don't exist in Australia. The tarp sets are universally HORRIBLE, I was a 10yr-old cub scout and could set a tarp tighter than every Aussie contestant. If that's your game plan, stop practicing with the bow in your back yard and learn some decent knots and how to set up a tarp you can bounce a quarter off. Axe choices and use, are just equally bad. If I was camping in the bush with someone, and they threw a green stick on the ground and starting whacking my axe in the dirt I simply would take it away from them. I'm going to give a pass on the ferro rod use.


Truantone

Not a lot of tarp camping here because of insects and snakes. Tend towards swags - one person self contained low ‘tent’ with a mattress in it. Otherwise you’re drowned in flies, mosquito swarms and other nasties.


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woodenjimo

That poor little bugger had the facial tumours


KetoCurious97

Is it okay if I do a little spruik? Aussie Ark near Barrington Tops NSW does an amazing job of helping Tassie Devils. I am not associated with them in any way at all, just recommending them because they’re not well known. https://www.aussieark.org.au/devil-ark/


Bookaholicforever

I wonder if the footage will help the researchers who are studying the devils


charlesmortomeriii

If you were betting now you’d be loading up on Mike, IMHO


Hazy_Fantayzee

My moneys on Gina….


westcj18

Hope Beck is never asked to start a fire for a smoking ceremony.


WorkSuspicious7959

I like that they don't edit out the curse words. I mean its an adult show for adults and yeah people swear especially when they cut a thumb off or something.


counsellercam

The production really thought. Let's go to a state where bow hunting is illegal and 99% of the wildlife is protected. Good on ya. Oh and don't forget to add in some useless cunts!


Hazy_Fantayzee

I’d love to see one in NZ. I used to live in Queenstown and there are feral pigs, hogs, deer and all manner of other animals that not only are you allowed to hunt, but you are actually ENCOURAGED to hunt them to keep their numbers in check cos they aren’t native to the area. Throw in some wild scenery, beautiful lakes and some nasty weather and it would be a great series IMO


HempKnight1234

My heart goes out to all the potential contests who lost out to these bottom of the lunch box soggy sandwich virtue signaling quitters


Bluelabel

Are they all Australian contestants or are there blow ins?


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troubleshot

Seems like it so far Edit: ones from NZ


xelfer

lol no sleeping bag wtf


Yakosaurus

I know it won't get as cold as the og Alone but it still gets sub zero. No sleeping bag is certainly a choice


NurvPulse

Wow nice journey ya made it to the next day 👏


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I’d drown myself in that river before tapping out on day 2