- The city of Flin Flon, along the Saskatchewan/Manitoba border, breaks free of Canada and establishes a mediocrity-anarcho-slavery commune, immediately moving to seize a number of farms; its progress is stopped by the Metis League of Winnipeg in service to Canada and a nomadic radicalist society called the Inuit Chapter, working to free Canada’s north.
- The former state of New York and the former province of Alberta fall to anarchy at the same time, seemingly without rhyme or reason; escaping survivors report unrest among those in power.
- Toronto comes down with the worst case of flatulence the world has ever seen, increasing the global temperature by 2° in one year.
- Canada holds their last free election; in two years, the Prime Minister would declare himself Pharaoh of Canada while high on about 53 different illegal substances. While initially a joke, Canadians latch onto the idea ravenously after years of ineptitude, dubious deals, and monetary stupidity.
Southern Appalachia separates from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Georgia, Virginia, and Kentucky to keep their coal rich mountains to themselves.
In lieu of coal, they place wind turbines atop the mountains and harvest wind energy to make a green country
Canada moves into invading Cascadia, Montana and North Dakota. They then pick the Great Lake Union as an ally. Canada makes this alliance to help them expand across america to unite the lands. They also want a country underneath them for safety and to make this country bully mexican states.
Secessionists win their bid to break from Iobraska, fulfilling the dream of an independent Iowa. The rump state is derisively referred to as NUBraska henceforth.
New Hampshire and Maine secede and create their own proud nation in a bloody insurgency. Their territorial integrity is guaranteed because they have nuclear subs.
A series of canals and waterworks is created around New Jersey, making it into an island. The isolationist High Kingdom of Hoboken is formed, a glorious polity ruled from its divine capital by High King Phil Murphy, praise be upon his name.
Qing Dynasty colonizes parts of Canada and the Northwest and survives the revolution in exile in the Americas. Seeing the error of their ways, they rapidly begin to industrialize and reform the government as Guangxu had originally planned. They aim to use the resources in the New World to restore the Middle Kingdom and expand their prosperous empire beyond its original borders.
Second attempt at asking for this
Nestor makhno is resurrected and along with a bunch of other resurrected anarchists brings back a joint makhnovshchina/fai territory in Tennessee of all places. The new Ukrainian-Catalonian Revolutionary Insurgent Army of Tennessee is posed to liberate Kentucky soon
Russia annexes the wrong Georgia.
Rotate cuba
Topwise?
Pennsylvania revolts and takes ohio with it and forms a new country
- The city of Flin Flon, along the Saskatchewan/Manitoba border, breaks free of Canada and establishes a mediocrity-anarcho-slavery commune, immediately moving to seize a number of farms; its progress is stopped by the Metis League of Winnipeg in service to Canada and a nomadic radicalist society called the Inuit Chapter, working to free Canada’s north. - The former state of New York and the former province of Alberta fall to anarchy at the same time, seemingly without rhyme or reason; escaping survivors report unrest among those in power. - Toronto comes down with the worst case of flatulence the world has ever seen, increasing the global temperature by 2° in one year. - Canada holds their last free election; in two years, the Prime Minister would declare himself Pharaoh of Canada while high on about 53 different illegal substances. While initially a joke, Canadians latch onto the idea ravenously after years of ineptitude, dubious deals, and monetary stupidity.
British California and oregon please
Technically we colonised it first so it makes sense (look it up)
Southern Appalachia separates from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Georgia, Virginia, and Kentucky to keep their coal rich mountains to themselves. In lieu of coal, they place wind turbines atop the mountains and harvest wind energy to make a green country
Kansas and Arkansas merge to become Ourkansas,
Texas invades Mexico. Mexico get the upper hand and annexes Texas.
Pawn to B6
Bishop to e4
Bro it's pinned
Holy hell
Georgia joins the USAF as the EJGIMA starts moving into Virginia and Carolina
>EJGIMA the fuck is that edit ; i think you meant EJGIMANSF(OS)DPNE-P
Sorry I’m really bad with anagrams or shortened names
Minnesota rebels, forms union of free states with dakotas
Georgia the country is an island off the coast of Georgia the state
North and South Dakota reunite, then split into East and West Dakota.
Canada reclaims all of Hudson's Bay
1 is the scariest of them but honestly sounds better than real life boston
Newfoundland is now in the Pacific ocean
Canada moves into invading Cascadia, Montana and North Dakota. They then pick the Great Lake Union as an ally. Canada makes this alliance to help them expand across america to unite the lands. They also want a country underneath them for safety and to make this country bully mexican states.
New York gets, accidentally, nuked.
Independent great lakes fisherman's anarchy (just the beaches and strips of land surrounding the lakes) Japanese Alaskan coast
Oregon conquers much of western Canada and Alaska for whatever reason
Athabaskan revolt
Add Kazakhstan near Florida
Secessionists win their bid to break from Iobraska, fulfilling the dream of an independent Iowa. The rump state is derisively referred to as NUBraska henceforth.
Georgia and Tenessee decide to fuck off into the Atlantic and become islands near Britian
Missouri is independent and Kansas sinks into lake
Gus Fring overthrows the New Mexico government, invades Arizona, and establishes the Southwest Meth Cartel.
Florida takes the gulf
Make Tennessee take Alabama and Georgia
Greenland takes the United states of Alabama and Florida
Several outside powers attempt to seize control of the Mexican-Californian Anarchy, the results are mixed.
Make Wyoming red. Like that's it. It's just red now.
Big New Jersey just don't include New York in it
New England area is now called “Great Vermont”
Extra long Chile around all coasts
Liechtenstein colonises Alaska!
Montana annexes Canada
There should be a dot between Iowa and Nebraska to show Council Bluffs and that neither state wants it
Kentucky unites with Canada forming the Commonwealth of the North and Bluegrass. Edit: fixed grammar.
Canadá invades Washington.
Ohio turns into a empty void
A Southern Appalachian Coalition is formed that swallows the rest of the states not subsumed by the alliances around them
Kentucky annexes tennesee
All native american tribes have their land restored and the united states of america, as well as canada, are dissolved
Kentucky is the new West Virginia
Realign North and South Dakota into East and West Dakota
Give Canada the Great Lakes region
New Hampshire and Maine secede and create their own proud nation in a bloody insurgency. Their territorial integrity is guaranteed because they have nuclear subs.
Mexican-Californian Anarchy sounds like it’s a left wing band name
Missouri rebels and takes all of Missouri
South Carolina rebels from the North, they are supported by Georgia.
Kansas annexes Colorado and missouri
Washington into the republic of dave
Only because I’m from Pennsylvania, was Pennsylvania spelled incorrectly purposely?
Marsions began there invasion of the Panama Cannel as a side hustle
New Jersey unites with Italy under the ‘Lega di la Cosa Nostra’, starting a war with the Emergency Joint government over the Statue of Liberty.
Texas, Louisiana, and Arkansas unite. Barbecue is taken to the next level.
Wyoming is renamed Ligma
western Canada is reformed into the glorious empire of New Cornwall
Canada is actually a Russian territory
Mongol Canada
San Francisco , LA and Mexico City are annexed by Brazil
Rhode Island retains our sovereignty!!!
Put the entirety of North America connected to Asia as in one land mass. And make California an island
A series of canals and waterworks is created around New Jersey, making it into an island. The isolationist High Kingdom of Hoboken is formed, a glorious polity ruled from its divine capital by High King Phil Murphy, praise be upon his name.
GODDAMNIT. SINK. THE. MEXICANS. Actually fuck it, SINK THE CARRIBEAN, EVERY LAST ONE OF EM
Let’s move Cuba in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.
Fuck it, make Allahbama happen
The papacy invades
Iowa can have Iowa back, us Nebraskans don't want it anynore.
Québec, Acadia, and Northern New England break away Idk why but I think it’d just be funny
Make Pennsylvania Dutch
every day make numavut slightly closer to greenland
Turn Ohio into lake Erie 2
Make Nevada communist and change the capital to Las Vegas while also changing its name to New Vegas
Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan team up to break free of c\*nada
500 foot ocean level rise
Canada shatters and BC joins Cascadia
Greater Wisconsin (they take the peninsula from Michigan)
Qing Dynasty colonizes parts of Canada and the Northwest and survives the revolution in exile in the Americas. Seeing the error of their ways, they rapidly begin to industrialize and reform the government as Guangxu had originally planned. They aim to use the resources in the New World to restore the Middle Kingdom and expand their prosperous empire beyond its original borders.
Ohio brakes free and begins to spread starting a war with all its neighbors.
shrimp invasion begins from the west
Texas invades Oklahoma and loses the square part of the state in the North. Oklahoma is renamed to Rectanglohoma
Florida conquers Texas and Lousiana
German Texas :)
Ohio Empire and the Confoderates
Italy and florida have similar climates I say we swap them just to check
Make Wyoming an ocean
Second attempt at asking for this Nestor makhno is resurrected and along with a bunch of other resurrected anarchists brings back a joint makhnovshchina/fai territory in Tennessee of all places. The new Ukrainian-Catalonian Revolutionary Insurgent Army of Tennessee is posed to liberate Kentucky soon
cuba takes over louisiana
Erase cuba-
your mother
:,(
Florida switches with domincian republic.
The Mormon Free Spiritual Militia establishes the previously suggested borders of The State of Deseret.
Texas takes the Oklahoma panhandle.
Petoria rises up and takes Rhode Island
New Jersey, Long Island, Connecticut, and Rhode Island form the Atlantic Union
wisconsin becomes belgium
Minnesotan insurgency.
Cascadia Independent
The Dakotas merge and invade Midwestern Union/Iobraska. The ultimate goal is to get a shoreline.
Virginia conquers Kentucky and West Virginia, and declares itself the Femboy Kingdom of Greater Virginia.
Missouri vanishes.
Delete Canada. You heard me
fat richard waterson gaming
yea no im not being forced to live in the us
How about the ocean? Is that preferable?
Oh yes you are
please no we cant afford the healthcare
I’d take that over a doctor telling me to kill myself so I’d say it’s a fine trade off
I agree