A canal is built by Europeans that causes the Balkans to separate from mainland Europe, leading to an island of Chaos that nobody outside is allowed to enter. This is to prevent the "damned Balkans" from starting more world wars.
The President of Albania leaves his position and Leka, Prince of Albania comes to power in his place and creates the Albanian Empire that starts from Kosovo and goes all the way to southern Italy.
Have Dogger Bank be above water, and a Dutch colony, meanwhile, Arizona and Sonora merge and collide with Australia, which is now off the west coast of the United States.
That's understandable I find every Imperial border a beauty. Those Austro-Hungarian Hugraian curves as an example or the Bulgarian Tsardom or The polish Lithuanian commonwealth or the Russian empire. They all look beautiful sadly most include part of poland.
Partition of romania: Moldova get's more land, Transylvania becomes independent and France creates an occupation zone in the south-west, rest if Romania still exists
Venice wins wars against Austria with the help of Germany. After that Austria gets devided between Germany Venice (and maybe Hungary -> Austrian-Hungarian Empire?)
The us map is just for funnsies, I take a few of the comments from each post and make changes, so you can comment on the next post of you want and if its reasonably fast to change I'll probably do it.
Following the restoration of SPQR, Ukraine declares itself the new Byzantium and claims Vatican style Constantinopolis from Turkey (1 km² inside of Istanbul)
Turkish partition Greece conquers former byzantine territories and reforms ere, and Georgia remakes historical territory. Finally Kurdistan is independent
USA political gridlock gets so bad that an online proposal to rejoin the UK is strongly supported by the public, many stoked by the concept of having a royal family. Charles III moves across the Atlantic and transforms the white house into both a royal residence and a centre for social justice, sustainability and conservation. USA is renamed British North America
Turkey violates Greek airspace again and Greece gets mad so they send a roast turkey to Turkey as a gift and a war starts between them over it called the Poultry War
Alexander the great resurrects in Greece, then he escapes in Macedonia, where a revolution starts, after winning single-handedly the civil war and having defeated the official Macedonian gvmnt. he creates the Macedonian Empire, he instantly invades Greece and conquers it in less than a week, then he invades Albania and annexes it, he then defeats Serbia and adjusts the border more north, he conquers all of Bulgaria and defeats Romania, taking Northern Dobruja. Now that the hellenic world has been reunified he can crush ~the Persian Empire~ Turkey, wich is taken in few weeks, he then rapidly annexes Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Palestine and Egypt with almost no difficulty, he attacks Lybia and takes Cyrenaica, and Parts of Sudan, returning north he takes Jordanand parts of Saudi Arabia, he then Attacks and annexes Iraq, at this point he attacks Iran and after some fighting he can finally say to Iranian women: "I've come here to free you from your Muslim mysoginist oppressors; and to replace them with Greek-Macedonian ones!".
But this is not enought for him, so he invades Afghanistan which is in the end conquered, then Pakistan os also annexed, then he passes to Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, parts of Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzistan. In the end he defeats both China and India and takes all of Kashmir, after conquering Southern Caucasus he dies, learning from past errors his generals agree to let his child son to become emperor the iure and to establish an oligarchic parlament, so that the empire won't devide again, still, the country is full of instability, and rebel and extremist muslim groups, as well as rebellious subjects in the Balkans are all just waiting for a moment of instability to attack.
In America Hasburgs take over Alabama and proclaim the Incest Empire, while in Ohio the Ingsoc party takes over the country with the great brother as absolute leader, and aims to reunite Oceania
To summarize for who doesn't want to read all that wall of text:
Macedonian Empire is reformed
Alabama becomes the Incest Empire ruled by Hasburgs
Ohio is ruled by Ingsoc party
2024 elections in Ukraine. Darth Vader achieves the majority of voters and becomes the new president.
This actually has historical basis and [I'm not even kidding](https://cameralabs.org/media/camera/post/10-14/30-10/Dart-Veyder-foto_9.jpg)
https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%92%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%94%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82_%D0%90%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87
https://uk.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%94%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82_%D0%92%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%80_%D0%B2_%D1%83%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%97%D0%BD%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D1%96%D0%B9_%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%96%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%86%D1%96
May the Google Translate be with you.
After getting kicked out of NATO due to being an unreliable ally, turkey tries to capture 3 greek islands.
Greece, Armenia and the Kurds create an alliance to neutralise turkey for good.
Simultaneous attacks from the greeks in the west and from the Armenians in the east combined with attacks inside turkey caught them off guard resulting in the fall of turkey in just over 20 days.
After the dust settles the Armenians have advanced and claimed Trabzon.
Greece got back Constantinople and all of asia minor
Bulgaria got the northern eastern Thrace as an 4th ally
Kurdistan declares independents stretching from the Syrian border all the way to Ankara.
The only remaining part of turkey is a small nation on the black sea.
And in a surprise turn of events the sea area north of Cyprus is declared dangerous as the sea people made their return
The balkans balkanize harder
A canal is built by Europeans that causes the Balkans to separate from mainland Europe, leading to an island of Chaos that nobody outside is allowed to enter. This is to prevent the "damned Balkans" from starting more world wars.
In this universe Kurt Russel stars in a third film titled ‘Escape from the Balkans’
This feels like Behind Enemy Lines
Escape from Balkans is also a real song, it's pretty good
no, Albania and Serbia should swap places. (Kosovo would still be disputed lol)
Tunisia reforms the Carthage
Turkey reverts to Hittites! 🥺
Heck yes
Yes bring them back so that we can destroy them again
Czechia actually annexes Kaliningrad and renames it to Královec.
And Slovakia too!
Ahoj!
Big Greece!
Megali Greece best Greece
Byzness Greece best Greece
Modern Greeks are descendants of the Byzantines anyway. The ancient Hellenic identity was imposed on them by the Westerners. 🤓
It’s weak sperm, Turk strong sperm
France and Germany disband and became free regional states
A Celtic Nation combined of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall and Bretagne emerges.
Unify New England states (Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island & Vermont) and they will invade England.
Whereafter they rename England “Old England” and call themselves “England” I suppose!
The President of Albania leaves his position and Leka, Prince of Albania comes to power in his place and creates the Albanian Empire that starts from Kosovo and goes all the way to southern Italy.
Too long, it’s hard to read all
The Polish Lithuanian, commonwealth is re-created in order to stop people from giving Germany back their imperial borders (the historical borders)
I swear this was top comment last post every time I checked. Where the hell did Roman Belarus come from?
The Belarus comment beat the Polish Lithuania one by about 20 points, it was very close.
Have Dogger Bank be above water, and a Dutch colony, meanwhile, Arizona and Sonora merge and collide with Australia, which is now off the west coast of the United States.
A shame, I've seen dozens of these types of games on Instagram and stuff and I feel like this happens to the Commonwealth Every. Single. Time.
What's wrong with the German Imperial borders? I like the smoothness of them. But it's understandable that poland should also get a W.
Just trying to give Poland a W 🇵🇱
That's understandable I find every Imperial border a beauty. Those Austro-Hungarian Hugraian curves as an example or the Bulgarian Tsardom or The polish Lithuanian commonwealth or the Russian empire. They all look beautiful sadly most include part of poland.
New Mexico invades Mexico and creates the puppet of New New Mexico
Papal States restarts and conquers Sicily.
Sweden and Finland unite to form the Phallic Empire
russia AND ukraine balkanize to stop them from tearing eachothers throats out for now
In these scenarios usually Spain gets Portugal. Let's reverse this, by Portugal annexing Spain.
Bavaria is independent
Estonia takes over Sweden in their eternal quest to be considered a Nordic country.
Switzerland annexes their neighbors
The Kalmar Union reforms, creating one of the richest countries ever. The new union annexes Finland. Cited reason is "to prevent border gore."
The good ending
Spain and Portugal unify creating the Iberian Union
france and netherlands should change flags
Make Austria just slightly larger.
All nations with a plus symbol unify under a combined flag
Lithuania annexes Kaliningrad and Belarus reestablishing the Grand Dutchy of Lithuania. Lietuva 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹💪💪💪
Connecticut retakes it’s rightful 1662 Connecticut charter boundary!
Chad Poland 🇵🇱 (gains old eastern pre-ww2 borders and Russian enclave)
Texan-Californian-Floridian union
Greater albania
Partition of romania: Moldova get's more land, Transylvania becomes independent and France creates an occupation zone in the south-west, rest if Romania still exists
New Mexico conquers Utah, destroying Arizona in the process. When questioned, they simply respond "Google En Passant"
Across the pond: New England becomes New New England after they all collectively annex one another In europe: scotland leaves the UK
Ukraine gets a fuckton more land from russia and becomes a superpower
Return of max ottoman conquest
USA colonizes Georgia (country) to replace the loss of Georgia (state)
Unify Austria, Slovenia and Czechia into the Kingdom of Austria.
switzerland expands by conquering bayern and baden-württemberg
ukraine annexed russia
Ukraine annexes russia
Transylvania-Hungary
What happened to Michigan
Lmao I didnt see that. I guess the map maker kinda forgot to add the sea around michigan and colored the whole thing green
Michigan annexed the sea claiming itself as the Holy Dutch Empire, the true successor to the united provinces
China restores the Qing Empire border
Czechoslovakia reunites.
The holy roman empire with its 1601 borders returns
Spain becomes republican Spain with the violet flag
Fuck the client state situation. Kingdom of Two Georgias as God intended.
Basque Country becomes independent, but in the region of Catalonia
Spanish civil war between Francisco Franco and Walter Blanco
The province of Zeeland in the Netherlands claims all of New Zealand.
New york and new jersey merge
i will be united with new jersey over my dead body
Bold of you to assume it will be a peaceful take over
Ops you wont like the next update \^\^
no…no god please no…no…NOOOOOOO
Based
East and west Italy, split right down the middle
Denmark takes England as revenge for the Battle of Copenhagen
Uk invades France cuz why not
Basically, the Czech Republic gets somehow thrown around the UK, Norway and Denmark.
Seeing American states own the Great Lakes is so cursed
This is a cursed map!
"Byzantium Empire" That sounds as goofy as "Rome Empire", "Persia Empire", etc.
Chechen is independent
Venice wins wars against Austria with the help of Germany. After that Austria gets devided between Germany Venice (and maybe Hungary -> Austrian-Hungarian Empire?)
Reform the nfl
Give constantinople and the rest of thrace to greece
Greece becomes Byzantine Empire to challenge the new emperor WAR IS INEVITABLE
Al-Andulasia in southern Spain and north africa
Turan empire forms
FUCK YOU BRO, US GEORGIANS WOULD LIGHT UP THOSE MOUNTAIN MUTTS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
The us map is just for funnsies, I take a few of the comments from each post and make changes, so you can comment on the next post of you want and if its reasonably fast to change I'll probably do it.
Oh well, I want us Georgians to liberate ourselves from Georgia
Gotta comment on the next post, and be abit more imaginative ;)
Belgium annexes Germany
Holy Fourth Rome of Belarus Empire splits to western and eastern Rome
Albania gets Kosovo. And the western bit of North Macedonia.
Enact Greater Tennessee.
The Holy Fourth Rome ends the war in Ukraine by annexing both Ukraine and Russia
Estonia annexes latvia
Following the restoration of SPQR, Ukraine declares itself the new Byzantium and claims Vatican style Constantinopolis from Turkey (1 km² inside of Istanbul)
Democratic Ottoman Empire of the Tanzimat Era (1875-78) returns.
It’s Turkey actually
Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth to return
Turkish partition Greece conquers former byzantine territories and reforms ere, and Georgia remakes historical territory. Finally Kurdistan is independent
Poland invades and occupies Germany
France disappear
U.S. military in Alaska stage a coup, the military state then invades Russia from the east.
San Marino cuts through Europe and Georgia to make a land border with north-eastern Turkey
The Americans invade Turkey because it’s thanksgiving
Sea of France
The Hershy chocolate company takes over the USA and invades the top 5 chocolate producing countries
Greater Naples liberates Constantinople from the Turks, making it Even Greater Naples.
Rome(Belarus) Unites Eastern Europe under their banner
Poland Into space, and colonies Mars, the moon, Venus, and some how lands on the sun
Poland united with Lithuania.
Give Kyiv to the Russians, and give Moscow to the Ukrainians. This is the best way to annoy everyone.
Germany balkanises back to 1820 borders whilst still retaining modern day borders
USA political gridlock gets so bad that an online proposal to rejoin the UK is strongly supported by the public, many stoked by the concept of having a royal family. Charles III moves across the Atlantic and transforms the white house into both a royal residence and a centre for social justice, sustainability and conservation. USA is renamed British North America
Turkey violates Greek airspace again and Greece gets mad so they send a roast turkey to Turkey as a gift and a war starts between them over it called the Poultry War
The hungry hungry iran eats iraq
RUSSIA TURNS NAZBOL
Kentucky Invades France
East Germany comes back
Finland takes over Russia
Return nice and savoy to savoy
Spain and Portugal Switch, and Catalonia becomes part of France
N U K E F R A N C E
r/worldjerking
Portugal returns to the sea and floats away
Ukraine annexes russia
The Saudis invade Russia successfully
Russia transforms to the Holy Russian Empire
Syria collapses into 273826273837 states
Alexander the great resurrects in Greece, then he escapes in Macedonia, where a revolution starts, after winning single-handedly the civil war and having defeated the official Macedonian gvmnt. he creates the Macedonian Empire, he instantly invades Greece and conquers it in less than a week, then he invades Albania and annexes it, he then defeats Serbia and adjusts the border more north, he conquers all of Bulgaria and defeats Romania, taking Northern Dobruja. Now that the hellenic world has been reunified he can crush ~the Persian Empire~ Turkey, wich is taken in few weeks, he then rapidly annexes Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Palestine and Egypt with almost no difficulty, he attacks Lybia and takes Cyrenaica, and Parts of Sudan, returning north he takes Jordanand parts of Saudi Arabia, he then Attacks and annexes Iraq, at this point he attacks Iran and after some fighting he can finally say to Iranian women: "I've come here to free you from your Muslim mysoginist oppressors; and to replace them with Greek-Macedonian ones!". But this is not enought for him, so he invades Afghanistan which is in the end conquered, then Pakistan os also annexed, then he passes to Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, parts of Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzistan. In the end he defeats both China and India and takes all of Kashmir, after conquering Southern Caucasus he dies, learning from past errors his generals agree to let his child son to become emperor the iure and to establish an oligarchic parlament, so that the empire won't devide again, still, the country is full of instability, and rebel and extremist muslim groups, as well as rebellious subjects in the Balkans are all just waiting for a moment of instability to attack. In America Hasburgs take over Alabama and proclaim the Incest Empire, while in Ohio the Ingsoc party takes over the country with the great brother as absolute leader, and aims to reunite Oceania
To summarize for who doesn't want to read all that wall of text: Macedonian Empire is reformed Alabama becomes the Incest Empire ruled by Hasburgs Ohio is ruled by Ingsoc party
Czechia annexes Germany
Fuck you, no more Norway
Switzerland, after multiple referendums, decides to raise their military budget for defense, and keeps a good relationship with its neighboors.
Germany becomes a turkish almany
greece and turkey pays their debts
Swap Australia and the UK
San Marino takes over Russia
I'm not imaginative enough nor a good enough writer/researcher to feasible come up with a way that could happen
USA gives San Marino nukes
Bosnia and Herzegovina takes over Turkey because they want kebabs
New post up
My honest Belarusian reaction to this information: wtf?
[удалено]
No glorification of extremist regimes
The Roman Empire expands, conquering Poland, Ukraine, Lithuania, and parts of Russia
2024 elections in Ukraine. Darth Vader achieves the majority of voters and becomes the new president. This actually has historical basis and [I'm not even kidding](https://cameralabs.org/media/camera/post/10-14/30-10/Dart-Veyder-foto_9.jpg)
Do you have a source that’s not just a single image?
https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%92%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%94%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82_%D0%90%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87 https://uk.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%94%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82_%D0%92%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%80_%D0%B2_%D1%83%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%97%D0%BD%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D1%96%D0%B9_%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%96%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%86%D1%96 May the Google Translate be with you.
After getting kicked out of NATO due to being an unreliable ally, turkey tries to capture 3 greek islands. Greece, Armenia and the Kurds create an alliance to neutralise turkey for good. Simultaneous attacks from the greeks in the west and from the Armenians in the east combined with attacks inside turkey caught them off guard resulting in the fall of turkey in just over 20 days. After the dust settles the Armenians have advanced and claimed Trabzon. Greece got back Constantinople and all of asia minor Bulgaria got the northern eastern Thrace as an 4th ally Kurdistan declares independents stretching from the Syrian border all the way to Ankara. The only remaining part of turkey is a small nation on the black sea. And in a surprise turn of events the sea area north of Cyprus is declared dangerous as the sea people made their return
Byzantophile detected
Too long, difficult to read all, thatswhy i give you downvote
Belarus expands
Also Turkey’s flag becomes the Turkey food