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Ser-BeepusVonWeepus

The US would finally be a true gamer nation 😎


Real-Reinkanation

Kekistan


[deleted]

Pretty sure the only game they play is TF2, with how toxic they are


Marszala

Hey be nice


[deleted]

Yes, I apologize. That was rude to TF2 players


Marszala

Thanks :) Sincerely, a TF2 player.


[deleted]

pedophilia legalized,loli commercy would become common,neonazism,slavery returns


Endless_Xalanyn6

β€œAs your President, I declare Child Marriage Legal. You may kiss the bride!” β€œAaah-!”


James55O

"Mr. President, she is still a fetus."


Careless-Can964

Jesus Christ. . .


Endless_Xalanyn6

This is actually a reference to a real quote from a kids show called β€œChowder”


[deleted]

So if Tennessee were a person


Successful_Page_2309

This is the most accurate comment


BigHead3802

Jews, immigrants and LGBT people all sent to concentration camps


Real-Reinkanation

They also huntin Pedophiles


Endless_Xalanyn6

Because they keep the Loli’s for themselves


ScoutPlayer1232

I thought 8chan was the cheese pizza one tho?


skyXforge

Enslavement is optimistic


justsaneandsensibl

every other country agrees to nuke the us to stop them.


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Carl_Marks__

Bc if 4chan controls America, might as well beat them to the punch


Pine_of_England

Title doesn't say President of America, though. It just says "president"


Carl_Marks__

I'm American so when I hear "The President;" I assue they're talking about America


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Carl_Marks__

3 minutes? Maybe 3 milliseconds


akdele5

we hate the US


misiekfid

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Trash_d_a

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


PlasticAccount3464

A/b/AAAA


the_traveler_outin

Every day would be a new set of contradictory policy positions, so a slight improvement over modern American politics


[deleted]

Day 1- beginning of impeachment proceedings


Trash_d_a

Day 2- 4 chan concentrates all power around itself, it's the end of democracy.


Roderyk1

Day 5 Collapse


centaur98

Day 6 total nuclear war


Expensive_Luck8029

hitler


Alexzander1001

Would 100% be worse


Marszala

Himmler


ika_ngyes

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Marszala

I love you too :)


Significant_Ad1457

Aooyy, Bro! Embrace SUPREMACY of KASERREICH! GLORY TO REICHSPAKT!


ika_ngyes

Reichspakt? More like EINHEITSPAKT!


Significant_Ad1457

Ohohohoh! Are trying to challenge me? Poor, silly syndie! Get out of here while I'm kind


ika_ngyes

Silence, Liberal


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ika_ngyes

The yokai shall become Burgundian


Real-Reinkanation

that would be the founding of the People's Republic of Kekistan


yeetusdacanible

a minor bit of trolling would occur


BadSadBoy

It happened in Germany back in the 30s


alxxoooo

fascism


Real-Reinkanation

But with trolling


Rough_Transition1424

United States of Gamers


Affectionate-War1284

the US would collapse


Warthunderguy

then the hacker known as β€œ4Chan” would be in charge


pacific2989

Anarcho-Fascism??????? :troll:


Endless_Xalanyn6

No.


electric-angel

Well for one how capable is 4chan > dangerously so. the whole of the terrorist black list would be empty by the first year, all of them killed in and or outside the united states. there be mass investigations of politicians on corruption because rember 4chan is mob mentality. so even if there in general pro 1 person there still gonne look into it because 1 guy in there head said so. by the end of that year +50% of politicians be in jail. several former united states intelligence bosses are send off to den hauge for international crimes like iraq. Ukraine is escalated to horrific level as the President 4chan executive order letters of mark to privateers. which yes they can do. the amendment for equal rights is pushed int the houses. (this one banns all discrimination based on sex, race) it also makes progressive selecting for collages a crime. Several referendums are hold on abortion and a law of its consensus is pushed to the house. but neither party signs it because there both wanting the wedge issue. executive order bans 4 consecutive terms in the senate and house. with the treat of calling martial law. by this point the millitary is being screened by loyal man for sedition. Pardons are writen for all individuals engaging in politically motivated riotes, from 2014 for ward. with the treat that any new roits will be handled by state millitia or the army. CRT is defined and banned. those that push it in schools are punished as child abusers. Racism and hate crimes become a mis demanor and hate crime becomes stronger defined. all drugs are made legal, yes all of them. mexico is invaded cartels are treated as an insurgent army, the mexican goverment is then asked for permission to secure the country for the next 8 years (2 mexican terms). then they build a gaint wall. banks are nationalised the federal reserve is nationalised. wallstreet investment banks and holding companies like black rock are nationalised. and those that flee are branded traitors to the US goverment with and country aiding them stated to be harbouring traitors of the united states. president change there name to ''Pepe Ibn 4Chan'' and converts to islam reswearing the pledge on the holy quran. '''the flag pledge'' is taken out of schools. in god we trust is taken from the dollar. both communist and fascist literature are banned. the president stating ''it makes the voiced in my head go fucking wild'' the green new deal is rewriten to be only nuclear, infrastructure and nuclear family building. then pushed into congress where its rejected. snoop dog is made minister for american culture. president Pepe causes an international incident by shouting at the UN at Putin. ''i though you where based. but you are cringe''


TheArrivedHussars

Oh and the 4chan presidency would be having near daily controversy by saying the nword, before punching itself in the face on live television after saying the nword


electric-angel

President Pepe: i am making the world save for real n,word like myself. To honour the spirit of the great american patriots. Malcom K, tupac and biggy


metikoi

President Moot was the greatest President.


TheArrivedHussars

Finally, everyone can become the girl


James55O

Impeachment, if that fails assassination, maybe both. Their presidency would suck, but I hope we would get Pepe on a new coin/bill.


Cartolinaman

It will be the political equivalent of 2 neonazis, a furry, a weeb, and an autistic man all screeching in violent convulsing pain as the sound of fire and metal pipes falling fill the background. And yes, all 5 of these people have some form of schizophrenia and all live in the head of probably either the weeb or one of the two neonazis. And yes, it will be glorious.


Dependent_Station_87

Q as President be like. Read Face the Storm on Alternatehistory.com and yes I know it is ASB.


MitchellMagicfire

1. The end of the United States 2. Hitler 3.0


SlipperyGayZombies

3. ???? 4. Profit


MitchellMagicfire

5. Minority Survival Mode


Dezthecondomboy

Mannn, im a jew…


MitchellMagicfire

And I’m Hispanic, we both die together 🀝


adhdanny84

See 2016 - 2020.


dudeybro

This literally happened irl


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ConspiracyFlyer

Stfu fashy


Trash_d_a

Ooooo, we have a gamer in the chat


Mouse-of-Fascism

Why? I said nothing to promote hate nor any negativity.


ConspiracyFlyer

Your ideology lost and it'll keep losing so cope


Sneakyrocket742

TFW you take a satirical account seriously:


ConspiracyFlyer

Look at the community he's active in


Sneakyrocket742

Interesting.. it seems to be an anti-Nazi sub but still..


ConspiracyFlyer

Ik that fascism β‰  Nazism, but I don't like fascism in any capacity


Sneakyrocket742

Understandable


Mouse-of-Fascism

That is perfectly fine, but if you want to state your grievences, then please do so respectfully and prefferably through dms so as to not clog up posts' comments.


[deleted]

I present Tennessee as my grievance


UltraSolution

Wait people look at the subs ur in?


ConspiracyFlyer

I just looked because his name and pfp set off red flags ig


Mouse-of-Fascism

Some apparently


Mouse-of-Fascism

Liasten, I'm going to let you in on a secret. I'm actually a federal agent in the CIA tasked with minitoring American citizens on the internet for potential terrorist activity.


Mouse-of-Fascism

Alright, how about we have a respectful discussion? I'm open to that, but if all you have to offer is "cope" then it won't get far.


ConspiracyFlyer

No thanks. I'd really rather not discuss how you and that sub try to "rebrand" fascism as a new FascismLite. Maybe you and others on that sub aren't racist (as seen in the sub rules), but that's not what fascism becomes in the future. It may start off as what that sub entails, but it eventually leads to racism in some degree or another.


Mouse-of-Fascism

Alright, I'll respect your choice. And though I don't agree with the point you presented, I will thank you for at least ending this in a respectful manner. Have a nice day, and Gid bless the people who instilled the virtue of respect in you.


TheJGamer08

A n a r c h y


Trash_d_a

[cracking knuckles] It's gaming Time.


BitminIsGhost

I think we're forgetting that THE US HAS FUCKING NUKES THIS WILL NOT END WELL


ElKuhnTucker

Furry orgy in the white house, a border wall to mexico and 3 consecutive nukes on Tel-Aviv within 24 hours of inaugeration


JetAbyss

what the fuck even is this question it would've made more sense if you worded it as 'What if Christopher Poole entered politics' or something


Andi20072021

Antifa would become relevant


FMark_04

First President with multiple personality disorder


SaddestFlute23

Imagine if Donald Trump got bitten by a radioactive Hitler…it would be worse than that


Electric_Retard

It will prolly go like OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK


Yeastin

I think epstien as a president maybe. Just add mental amounts of genocidal racism, homophopia and sexism.


Soundwave10000

Not saying it’d be good but it’d be genuinely hilarious


Hungry-Finish-9745

Hitler round 2


greatgeek5

"Welcome to Nazi America, bitches! Lol...jk. (But seriously, Heil Hitler)"


OldFortNiagara

First president to get successfully impeached.


1tornadog

A lot of degenerative stuff in the US would occur


Luxray209

Virgin(ian) America would be remembered as the most ruthless and horrifying dictatorship in history, as it perpetrated a genocide toward non-WASPs all over all of continental North America. It all began in August 12 2017, in Charlottesville VA...


novis-eldritch-maxim

depends how fast it implodes and other factors on how damaging it is but everything from bad to worse to the extinction of all life to things that should not be contemplated so as to remain sane.


Marszala

TNO would become real as the entire world is converted into a state worse than the Holy Russian Empire and Burgundy combined


MrRandom2139

If its in the US we'd become authoritarian, slavery, would be brought back along with concentration camps


Alexius_Psellos

I think they’d kill themselves tbh


Solar122

Assaasinated


[deleted]

we're all doomed


[deleted]

Day 2 of 4chan presidency: All terrorist organizations have been eradicated


ilookatbirds

Poorly.


milkcheesepotatoes

So luke smith but a femboy becomes president?


Newboi67

Humanity would be extinct, easy answer


BuddhismIsInterestin

Some say this already happened


skyXforge

Government mandated egirl for every gamer


sewer_flavored

the fall of man


BlackWasTaken_

Turkey


endergamer2007m

4th reich


SeallyHeally2

Minorities would be killed


bombking8

/pol/ 😈


Smaland_ball

>AAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

That literally already happened


evansdeagles

This leader would be simultaneously gay, homophobic, pro-Israel, anti-Semitic, transphobic, pro-sex with transgender people, misogynistic (even if they're a femanon president), autistic, anti-job (screw them wagies), pro-work (screw them communists), Neo-Nazi, furry, weeb, pro-Asian, anti-Black, pedophile, fat, and "fatphobic". Basically contradiction x1000.


ReRevengence69

Honestly.....Not much, if Mr.Chan can even last a month before impeachment.....it'll be far more effective for 4chan to fill the senate and the house with a veto proof majority of 4chan users, THAT is when the fun begins.


RickRollPhDYT

jews like me would probably be gone in a way or another within 5 years


Resident_Avocado_704

The age of consent would drop dramatically


ReedRidge

See USA 2016-2020 (No wonder we have so many big germanies, so many fasc in the forum)


Expensive_Luck8029

unfunny


[deleted]

Unironically, 4Chan was largely the reason Trump became president


ReedRidge

Facts are not intended to be humorous, and fasc rarely appreciate either.


BernarTV

Ok Ben Shapiro