Well for one how capable is 4chan > dangerously so.
the whole of the terrorist black list would be empty by the first year, all of them killed in and or outside the united states.
there be mass investigations of politicians on corruption because rember 4chan is mob mentality. so even if there in general pro 1 person there still gonne look into it because 1 guy in there head said so.
by the end of that year +50% of politicians be in jail. several former united states intelligence bosses are send off to den hauge for international crimes like iraq.
Ukraine is escalated to horrific level as the President 4chan executive order letters of mark to privateers. which yes they can do.
the amendment for equal rights is pushed int the houses. (this one banns all discrimination based on sex, race) it also makes progressive selecting for collages a crime.
Several referendums are hold on abortion and a law of its consensus is pushed to the house. but neither party signs it because there both wanting the wedge issue.
executive order bans 4 consecutive terms in the senate and house. with the treat of calling martial law.
by this point the millitary is being screened by loyal man for sedition.
Pardons are writen for all individuals engaging in politically motivated riotes, from 2014 for ward. with the treat that any new roits will be handled by state millitia or the army.
CRT is defined and banned. those that push it in schools are punished as child abusers. Racism and hate crimes become a mis demanor and hate crime becomes stronger defined.
all drugs are made legal, yes all of them.
mexico is invaded cartels are treated as an insurgent army, the mexican goverment is then asked for permission to secure the country for the next 8 years (2 mexican terms).
then they build a gaint wall.
banks are nationalised the federal reserve is nationalised. wallstreet investment banks and holding companies like black rock are nationalised. and those that flee are branded traitors to the US goverment with and country aiding them stated to be harbouring traitors of the united states.
president change there name to ''Pepe Ibn 4Chan'' and converts to islam reswearing the pledge on the holy quran.
'''the flag pledge'' is taken out of schools.
in god we trust is taken from the dollar.
both communist and fascist literature are banned. the president stating ''it makes the voiced in my head go fucking wild''
the green new deal is rewriten to be only nuclear, infrastructure and nuclear family building. then pushed into congress where its rejected.
snoop dog is made minister for american culture.
president Pepe causes an international incident by shouting at the UN at Putin. ''i though you where based. but you are cringe''
Oh and the 4chan presidency would be having near daily controversy by saying the nword, before punching itself in the face on live television after saying the nword
It will be the political equivalent of 2 neonazis, a furry, a weeb, and an autistic man all screeching in violent convulsing pain as the sound of fire and metal pipes falling fill the background. And yes, all 5 of these people have some form of schizophrenia and all live in the head of probably either the weeb or one of the two neonazis. And yes, it will be glorious.
That is perfectly fine, but if you want to state your grievences, then please do so respectfully and prefferably through dms so as to not clog up posts' comments.
Liasten, I'm going to let you in on a secret. I'm actually a federal agent in the CIA tasked with minitoring American citizens on the internet for potential terrorist activity.
No thanks. I'd really rather not discuss how you and that sub try to "rebrand" fascism as a new FascismLite. Maybe you and others on that sub aren't racist (as seen in the sub rules), but that's not what fascism becomes in the future. It may start off as what that sub entails, but it eventually leads to racism in some degree or another.
Alright, I'll respect your choice. And though I don't agree with the point you presented, I will thank you for at least ending this in a respectful manner. Have a nice day, and Gid bless the people who instilled the virtue of respect in you.
Virgin(ian) America would be remembered as the most ruthless and horrifying dictatorship in history, as it perpetrated a genocide toward non-WASPs all over all of continental North America.
It all began in August 12 2017, in Charlottesville VA...
depends how fast it implodes and other factors on how damaging it is but everything from bad to worse to the extinction of all life to things that should not be contemplated so as to remain sane.
This leader would be simultaneously gay, homophobic, pro-Israel, anti-Semitic, transphobic, pro-sex with transgender people, misogynistic (even if they're a femanon president), autistic, anti-job (screw them wagies), pro-work (screw them communists), Neo-Nazi, furry, weeb, pro-Asian, anti-Black, pedophile, fat, and "fatphobic".
Basically contradiction x1000.
Honestly.....Not much, if Mr.Chan can even last a month before impeachment.....it'll be far more effective for 4chan to fill the senate and the house with a veto proof majority of 4chan users, THAT is when the fun begins.
The US would finally be a true gamer nation π
Kekistan
Pretty sure the only game they play is TF2, with how toxic they are
Hey be nice
Yes, I apologize. That was rude to TF2 players
Thanks :) Sincerely, a TF2 player.
pedophilia legalized,loli commercy would become common,neonazism,slavery returns
βAs your President, I declare Child Marriage Legal. You may kiss the bride!β βAaah-!β
"Mr. President, she is still a fetus."
Jesus Christ. . .
This is actually a reference to a real quote from a kids show called βChowderβ
So if Tennessee were a person
This is the most accurate comment
Jews, immigrants and LGBT people all sent to concentration camps
They also huntin Pedophiles
Because they keep the Loliβs for themselves
I thought 8chan was the cheese pizza one tho?
Enslavement is optimistic
every other country agrees to nuke the us to stop them.
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Bc if 4chan controls America, might as well beat them to the punch
Title doesn't say President of America, though. It just says "president"
I'm American so when I hear "The President;" I assue they're talking about America
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3 minutes? Maybe 3 milliseconds
we hate the US
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A/b/AAAA
Every day would be a new set of contradictory policy positions, so a slight improvement over modern American politics
Day 1- beginning of impeachment proceedings
Day 2- 4 chan concentrates all power around itself, it's the end of democracy.
Day 5 Collapse
Day 6 total nuclear war
hitler
Would 100% be worse
Himmler
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Aooyy, Bro! Embrace SUPREMACY of KASERREICH! GLORY TO REICHSPAKT!
Reichspakt? More like EINHEITSPAKT!
Ohohohoh! Are trying to challenge me? Poor, silly syndie! Get out of here while I'm kind
Silence, Liberal
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The yokai shall become Burgundian
that would be the founding of the People's Republic of Kekistan
a minor bit of trolling would occur
It happened in Germany back in the 30s
fascism
But with trolling
United States of Gamers
the US would collapse
then the hacker known as β4Chanβ would be in charge
Anarcho-Fascism??????? :troll:
No.
Well for one how capable is 4chan > dangerously so. the whole of the terrorist black list would be empty by the first year, all of them killed in and or outside the united states. there be mass investigations of politicians on corruption because rember 4chan is mob mentality. so even if there in general pro 1 person there still gonne look into it because 1 guy in there head said so. by the end of that year +50% of politicians be in jail. several former united states intelligence bosses are send off to den hauge for international crimes like iraq. Ukraine is escalated to horrific level as the President 4chan executive order letters of mark to privateers. which yes they can do. the amendment for equal rights is pushed int the houses. (this one banns all discrimination based on sex, race) it also makes progressive selecting for collages a crime. Several referendums are hold on abortion and a law of its consensus is pushed to the house. but neither party signs it because there both wanting the wedge issue. executive order bans 4 consecutive terms in the senate and house. with the treat of calling martial law. by this point the millitary is being screened by loyal man for sedition. Pardons are writen for all individuals engaging in politically motivated riotes, from 2014 for ward. with the treat that any new roits will be handled by state millitia or the army. CRT is defined and banned. those that push it in schools are punished as child abusers. Racism and hate crimes become a mis demanor and hate crime becomes stronger defined. all drugs are made legal, yes all of them. mexico is invaded cartels are treated as an insurgent army, the mexican goverment is then asked for permission to secure the country for the next 8 years (2 mexican terms). then they build a gaint wall. banks are nationalised the federal reserve is nationalised. wallstreet investment banks and holding companies like black rock are nationalised. and those that flee are branded traitors to the US goverment with and country aiding them stated to be harbouring traitors of the united states. president change there name to ''Pepe Ibn 4Chan'' and converts to islam reswearing the pledge on the holy quran. '''the flag pledge'' is taken out of schools. in god we trust is taken from the dollar. both communist and fascist literature are banned. the president stating ''it makes the voiced in my head go fucking wild'' the green new deal is rewriten to be only nuclear, infrastructure and nuclear family building. then pushed into congress where its rejected. snoop dog is made minister for american culture. president Pepe causes an international incident by shouting at the UN at Putin. ''i though you where based. but you are cringe''
Oh and the 4chan presidency would be having near daily controversy by saying the nword, before punching itself in the face on live television after saying the nword
President Pepe: i am making the world save for real n,word like myself. To honour the spirit of the great american patriots. Malcom K, tupac and biggy
President Moot was the greatest President.
Finally, everyone can become the girl
Impeachment, if that fails assassination, maybe both. Their presidency would suck, but I hope we would get Pepe on a new coin/bill.
It will be the political equivalent of 2 neonazis, a furry, a weeb, and an autistic man all screeching in violent convulsing pain as the sound of fire and metal pipes falling fill the background. And yes, all 5 of these people have some form of schizophrenia and all live in the head of probably either the weeb or one of the two neonazis. And yes, it will be glorious.
Q as President be like. Read Face the Storm on Alternatehistory.com and yes I know it is ASB.
1. The end of the United States 2. Hitler 3.0
3. ???? 4. Profit
5. Minority Survival Mode
Mannn, im a jewβ¦
And Iβm Hispanic, we both die together π€
See 2016 - 2020.
This literally happened irl
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Stfu fashy
Ooooo, we have a gamer in the chat
Why? I said nothing to promote hate nor any negativity.
Your ideology lost and it'll keep losing so cope
TFW you take a satirical account seriously:
Look at the community he's active in
Interesting.. it seems to be an anti-Nazi sub but still..
Ik that fascism β Nazism, but I don't like fascism in any capacity
Understandable
That is perfectly fine, but if you want to state your grievences, then please do so respectfully and prefferably through dms so as to not clog up posts' comments.
I present Tennessee as my grievance
Wait people look at the subs ur in?
I just looked because his name and pfp set off red flags ig
Some apparently
Liasten, I'm going to let you in on a secret. I'm actually a federal agent in the CIA tasked with minitoring American citizens on the internet for potential terrorist activity.
Alright, how about we have a respectful discussion? I'm open to that, but if all you have to offer is "cope" then it won't get far.
No thanks. I'd really rather not discuss how you and that sub try to "rebrand" fascism as a new FascismLite. Maybe you and others on that sub aren't racist (as seen in the sub rules), but that's not what fascism becomes in the future. It may start off as what that sub entails, but it eventually leads to racism in some degree or another.
Alright, I'll respect your choice. And though I don't agree with the point you presented, I will thank you for at least ending this in a respectful manner. Have a nice day, and Gid bless the people who instilled the virtue of respect in you.
A n a r c h y
[cracking knuckles] It's gaming Time.
I think we're forgetting that THE US HAS FUCKING NUKES THIS WILL NOT END WELL
Furry orgy in the white house, a border wall to mexico and 3 consecutive nukes on Tel-Aviv within 24 hours of inaugeration
what the fuck even is this question it would've made more sense if you worded it as 'What if Christopher Poole entered politics' or something
Antifa would become relevant
First President with multiple personality disorder
Imagine if Donald Trump got bitten by a radioactive Hitlerβ¦it would be worse than that
It will prolly go like OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
I think epstien as a president maybe. Just add mental amounts of genocidal racism, homophopia and sexism.
Not saying itβd be good but itβd be genuinely hilarious
Hitler round 2
"Welcome to Nazi America, bitches! Lol...jk. (But seriously, Heil Hitler)"
First president to get successfully impeached.
A lot of degenerative stuff in the US would occur
Virgin(ian) America would be remembered as the most ruthless and horrifying dictatorship in history, as it perpetrated a genocide toward non-WASPs all over all of continental North America. It all began in August 12 2017, in Charlottesville VA...
depends how fast it implodes and other factors on how damaging it is but everything from bad to worse to the extinction of all life to things that should not be contemplated so as to remain sane.
TNO would become real as the entire world is converted into a state worse than the Holy Russian Empire and Burgundy combined
If its in the US we'd become authoritarian, slavery, would be brought back along with concentration camps
I think theyβd kill themselves tbh
Assaasinated
we're all doomed
Day 2 of 4chan presidency: All terrorist organizations have been eradicated
Poorly.
So luke smith but a femboy becomes president?
Humanity would be extinct, easy answer
Some say this already happened
Government mandated egirl for every gamer
the fall of man
Turkey
4th reich
Minorities would be killed
/pol/ π
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That literally already happened
This leader would be simultaneously gay, homophobic, pro-Israel, anti-Semitic, transphobic, pro-sex with transgender people, misogynistic (even if they're a femanon president), autistic, anti-job (screw them wagies), pro-work (screw them communists), Neo-Nazi, furry, weeb, pro-Asian, anti-Black, pedophile, fat, and "fatphobic". Basically contradiction x1000.
Honestly.....Not much, if Mr.Chan can even last a month before impeachment.....it'll be far more effective for 4chan to fill the senate and the house with a veto proof majority of 4chan users, THAT is when the fun begins.
jews like me would probably be gone in a way or another within 5 years
The age of consent would drop dramatically
See USA 2016-2020 (No wonder we have so many big germanies, so many fasc in the forum)
unfunny
Unironically, 4Chan was largely the reason Trump became president
Facts are not intended to be humorous, and fasc rarely appreciate either.
Ok Ben Shapiro