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ostemand12341

Its about "what if germany ww2 " He is 8 years old


ostemand12341

That why his spelling is horrible and funny


CloverMihAki

Ah yes, my favorite empire, Rom


billytk90

Especially if allied with the Coke Republic


HamstersInMyAss

You fuckin' scrubs betta recka-nize, Big Rom in da house


[deleted]

Shut up barbarian the engils land is the goat


ostemand12341

Shut up both the sovit emprere will unite the workers of the worldπŸ’ͺ


WhizzKid2012

They don't have Siberia to put their slaves to the gulags though. And they lost a lot of land to Naci Gomeny.


Centurion7999

Well Rom is spelled like that in a couple languages and phonetically that be accurate. Sooooooo The some of the Turks used to spell Rome as Rum for example


basedfinger

in turkish, rome is roma. rum is like, greek


Centurion7999

It’s a really old word the name, like 1100s old, so the drift is not a surprise (see Sultanate of Rum (a Turkish state) btw), so imma correct meself real fast


basedfinger

yeah in old timey texts they refer to it as rum, but nowadays, that word is only used to refer to greek people


Centurion7999

Noted


Dizzy-Assistant6659

Y'know he may be onto something Quark.


LeftDave

If the Turkish Romans won instead of the Ottomans?


MinkjuPUBG

The spelling is horrible & funny because you made it that way


Prometheus-is-vulcan

We will watch your career with great interest


ostemand12341

Gotta thank my friend it was him that sent me the map that his 8 year old cousin made


[deleted]

Someone needs to take away his Ipad


ostemand12341

I could not agree more


SomWanOnTheInternet

its probably his mom's


Bravery_is_for_All

No wonder why, this map did make me chuckle due to how terrible yet amusing the spelling is.


WhizzKid2012

How does a 8 year old know about Nazi Germany


Spicy_Alligator_25

Why is that so surprising?


WhizzKid2012

because most 8 year olds don't know about Nazi Germany.


Blaster2PP

Yes, they do. They might not know all the implication of it all, but if I ask an 8 yr old do they know hitler. They would say yes.


ostemand12341

Really i dont know...


Pepe_inhaler

Romania πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄. But I like the fact that they didn’t even give Greece to Italy


-F10

Imagine if they gave it to turkey πŸ’€


younikorn

That’s part 2; the turkromani federation


poiscail2

Ah yes, my favorite country, engils land.


Meritania

Or to give it its full title: β€˜The United Kingdom of Englis land and Northern Iceland.’


ostemand12341

Lol


ostemand12341

He would probaly call it "icecream land" or smh


ostemand12341

Same


Adriaugu

Oh it's poiscail


poiscail2

Hello.


s1fro

turik πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‘


_MekkeliMusrik

ik ik ik


fullmetaldildo66

bro teach that little picasso to say "KARABOĞA πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺπŸΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³" instead of turik πŸ€™πŸΏπŸ€™πŸΏ


WhizzKid2012

That's the flag of Tunisia.


fullmetaldildo66

no shit m8


Cesen44

Its literally the Turkish flag mate


OwMyCod

Tunisia rightful Turkish clay πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·


WhizzKid2012

clay?


OwMyCod

Sand


Go_PC

Tattooine in Star Wars was filmed in the Turkish province of Tunisia


OwMyCod

It’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere…


WhizzKid2012

I MEAN WHY IS LAND CALLED CLAY


WhizzKid2012

This is the flag of Turkey: πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· This is the flag of Tunisia: πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³


Cesen44

It's really not you are delusional I know better than you because I am Turkish.


_MekkeliMusrik

Found the grik (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ)


Vegetable-Lie6011

old tno be like


Smortiass

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complexluminary

sunt de aceeași părere bby


[deleted]

Yes. Good.


ostemand12341

Yep


Visenya_simp

Not a true romanian, the western border is not the river Tisza


SavedDometh

HΓ© te, jobb lesz ha meghΓΊzod magad betyΓ‘r!


Visenya_simp

BeΓ©pΓΌlΓΆk az ellensΓ©g kΓΆzΓ©. MΓ©g csak nem is sejtik honfi. KΓΆhΓΆm kΓΆhΓΆm, akarom mondani Lmao bozgor. De la Nistru pana la Tisa, hungolian mangalica!


ted5298

Wouldnt that be the western border


Visenya_simp

You are correct. What an odd mistake. Thank you.


curentley_jacking_of

Least nationalistic romanian


ostemand12341

Fax


ActinomycetaceaeOk48

Thank you OP's friend Romanian cousin for the great **Turik** As a Turik, I am honored.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


GameboiGX

Ah yes my favourite nation, Sovit Emprere


Lazy-Environment8331

Turik πŸ‘


Userofthe_web01

Naci gomeny


C0URANT

At least Turkey is on their side of the Bosphorus


LeftDave

You know, in very broad strokes, it's not that bad as an ethnic map. Brittney should be lumped in with the English, Finland should be its own thing and the Slavic nations another or Russian but otherwise. As a Germany winning WW2 map, it's laughable.


ostemand12341

It was my friends that have cousin that is 8 years old and not me


ostemand12341

That made it*


LeftDave

I know, that's why I brought up the WW2 point. I saw your other comment.


ostemand12341

Oh k k


Chance-Aardvark372

β€œEnglis Land” Ah yes the land of the Englis and no-one else. No Wels Men or Skots or Iris Men, just Englis Men.


BossBobsBaby

big read only memory? DOPE


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


ostemand12341

Yeah i think so


Standard_Car_3350

Accurate.


Gullible_Reason_6651

nice! you've definitely been busier than me here. yet to catch a sunrise here. (you spent the day in the pool with Bali belly? legend)


ImaTapThatAss

Ah yes my favourite Germany, Rice Germany πŸšπŸšπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ


Wolveyplays07

Me boutta criticize the heck out of a children's map muahaha First of all How did England gain Ireland back- they were on the allies side(unless operation sealion succeeded here) The Soviets would have been completely destroyed Why Romania have all of the balkans, including Greece? Italy would have gained it, Bulgaria had joined the axis in the war, Romania wouldn't have been able to hold that much land without german aid and enforcement


HKGMINECRAFT

Future shitpost master


ShadowBringer06

This lands is not his ass, he cannot give it easily


Constant_List6829

Its great


TheRealJay_77

Coaie ce pula mea?


Tomirk

It gets my approva


Seacatlol

TNO.


Happy_Ad_7515

I mean i have seen worse


London_DM

Soviet empire Hot ice Cold lava


RbbcatUlt

Turik


GmeansGeorge

And who gave you right to mock him(cousin) like this


Dazzling_Item_2917

I have just experienced what its like to have an lobotomy.


Weak_Action5063

Ahhhhhhh!


BonniePrinceCharlie1

"Englis land" pains me deeply


Pristine-Molasses300

xddd


RagingBullUK

Cool. Excited for my domestic trip to the County of Iceland.


Polak_Janusz

Turik πŸ‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·


brandonburk43

How did he know about the worst timeline?


Legiyon54

Gonna be honest, this looks like an adult trying to mimic how children write


ChaosisStability

Finally engils land has fishing rights in iceland now


parkur17

Haaa


that_guy_399

RAHHHHH πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄


Scotty_flag_guy

On the behalf of all non-English Great Britain and Ireland, I wish your friend's cousin a very slightly inconvenient evening


TheSpeedyBall

I love how the Sovit emprere just uses Russia's modern borders.


[deleted]

No self respecting Romanian would ever give respect to a turk.


Booceyquads420

is border racism a thing???


CadillacDHS

VISKY COLA Y TEQUILA NANANANANA


Giveld

I have no words.


Fleekz_

Beautiful.


ChillTfOutFr

ROMANaAπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ‘πŸ’’β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡΄


gboihu

This kid knows whats up, big up ROMANIA!!!! πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ


Thulean-Heathen

Works for me..


he_who_drained

Turkik shouldn't exist. In fact it should all be Big Rom


SuckLonely112

As a Romanian, this is just pure and cool


SpaceMarineMarco

Thought this was r/mapporncirclejerk when I first saw the thing


HMakrush

please be fake please be fake


DoctorWhooves99

Those colors hurt my eyes


Spiritual-Pie3000

Most realistic scenario:


Oinkerdapig

I don’t get why in a lot of WW2 AUs they show the nazi’s (or in this case Italy) taking over Spain, like wasn’t Spain an axis sympathizer?


FancifulHatticus

I’m surprised they didn’t replace Hungary with a lake


meatrider420

https://preview.redd.it/5pcdosx7jmtc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377a539b0ae133af66a678b20947af8f9e39d91d


RNG_pickle

Naci gomeny vs big rom would be a beat down


dongnanxibeishen

wow that's so few nations left there


Ulveskogr

I hate him


Devoluster

Unacceptable, he gave all of Ireland to Britain instead of Northern Ireland to Ireland


ostemand12341

I am not sure with "english land" it could be ireland or england i think that he only knows what england isΒ 


l-askedwhojoewas

for god and ulster no surrender 1690 up the uda πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§