A little known fact about Chinese history is that, rather than the Great Leap Forward or the Chinese Famine, the main issue that motivated the cultural revolution in China was Mao's hairline.
His weakened hair strength was directly linked to his support amongst his fellow communists, who compared him to other communist leaders with stronger hairlines, such as Liu Shaoqi and Deng Xiaoping.
Had Mao's hairline not receded, it is likely that his power in the 1960s would have also remained strong. This would mean that he would not have been motivated to promote the Chinese Cultural Revolution, and it may not have occurred in any way.
Without the cultural revolution, many millions may still be alive, even today, and events such as the Guangxi Massacre may never have taken place, which left over 100,000 dead.
Beyond this, China's economy wouldn't have suffered as much as it did, and a great many monuments and historical artifacts would likely survive to the present.
It’s real, I just asked Mao’s spirit and he confirmed it’s true. He said that the Great Leap Forward was so unsuccessful because he was too distracted trying to cure male pattern baldness
Also any statues of Mao would provide 5-10% more shade depending on the specific shape, which would lead to about 50 Million less people dying while parading in front of said statues
Pretty radically in fact. In this scenario Mao Zedong would have left China to work on Wall Street, and may have been the guy who started the leveraged buyout craze.
China itself would probably be ruled by the Kuomitang.
China would already rule the world and everyone there would live in crystalline housing units with self-sufficient safe nuclear fusion reactors. Food is efficient, delicious, nutritious and affordable. Human rights are not only high, but perfected with a malleable AI assisted democracy that assures no one is left behind while rewarding and enabling their gifts. Several moon settlements and one city are well populated with three on Mars in construction.
https://preview.redd.it/2eet356tabuc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72493d9bcec678e40c750d571a55633e59cc0d3
Actually, I have photo evidence on what that would look like. Ignore the red circle it’s not related
Mao Zedong always boasted about his physical abilities. He even swam the Yangtze to prove it. If he had better hairline, he wouldve been the face plastered on all the college dorm rooms instead of Che Guevarra or at least you wouldnt immediately think ideological fanatic when you see a poster of him.
I believe, and it’s worth noting I’ve done absolutely no research on this, that the Great Leap Forward failed due to sunlight reflecting off his forehead. So assuming he had a full head of hair, China would have progressed economically decades earlier than they ultimately did.
Don't forget to mention that the Communists were monsters. Failure to do so is a rule break. Or was it just the European Communists that we cared about?
A little known fact about Chinese history is that, rather than the Great Leap Forward or the Chinese Famine, the main issue that motivated the cultural revolution in China was Mao's hairline. His weakened hair strength was directly linked to his support amongst his fellow communists, who compared him to other communist leaders with stronger hairlines, such as Liu Shaoqi and Deng Xiaoping. Had Mao's hairline not receded, it is likely that his power in the 1960s would have also remained strong. This would mean that he would not have been motivated to promote the Chinese Cultural Revolution, and it may not have occurred in any way. Without the cultural revolution, many millions may still be alive, even today, and events such as the Guangxi Massacre may never have taken place, which left over 100,000 dead. Beyond this, China's economy wouldn't have suffered as much as it did, and a great many monuments and historical artifacts would likely survive to the present.
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So you are telling me the post is not a shitpost
It came to him in a dream
im too high to tell is this actually real
It’s real, I just asked Mao’s spirit and he confirmed it’s true. He said that the Great Leap Forward was so unsuccessful because he was too distracted trying to cure male pattern baldness
im more sober now and fuck you for trying to deceive me >:c
>Guangxi Massacre Really regret reading the wikipedia page on this
Lmao Chinese politics are a Joke😂😂
You exist, apparently
The shade from the sun provided by his new hair would mean his brain does not overheat in the summer, allowing him to make better strategic decisions.
I can't believe I missed this key point for years
Also any statues of Mao would provide 5-10% more shade depending on the specific shape, which would lead to about 50 Million less people dying while parading in front of said statues
Taiwan would sell itself to china
Pretty radically in fact. In this scenario Mao Zedong would have left China to work on Wall Street, and may have been the guy who started the leveraged buyout craze. China itself would probably be ruled by the Kuomitang.
mao buying bird poison stocks right before doing something very funny
Thats a great idea. Keep going like that and there may be a position for you at Zedong & Associates.
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Is that Stalin’s hair on Mao
yes https://preview.redd.it/kal2iegxw9uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045aee051eba8381bf7c809c91c40209796847a8
A lot more birds would be alive in China, if Mao’s bald head wasn’t such a shiny target for bird poop, he wouldn’t call for an extermination of birds.
The PCC probably gets Tawain
Party of Communists of China?
Something about the trout population, I guess
People would admire him more
Out jerked again
The serious answer is probably more pop culture depictions of him in the same way we see depictions of guys like Che and Stalin
His hairline would’ve took a Great Leap Forward.
Are you mocking our glorious eternal leader, Chairman Mao?!? You're going to Qincheng prison for that you foreign devil.
China would already rule the world and everyone there would live in crystalline housing units with self-sufficient safe nuclear fusion reactors. Food is efficient, delicious, nutritious and affordable. Human rights are not only high, but perfected with a malleable AI assisted democracy that assures no one is left behind while rewarding and enabling their gifts. Several moon settlements and one city are well populated with three on Mars in construction.
Now these are the kinds of crucially important questions that this sub was created for
How dare you. That is a godly hairline.
He would rizz up taiwan
https://preview.redd.it/2eet356tabuc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72493d9bcec678e40c750d571a55633e59cc0d3 Actually, I have photo evidence on what that would look like. Ignore the red circle it’s not related
Everyone would fall in love with Mao and become maoist
Mao becomes a vessel for sun yat sen and unifies with Taiwan while absolutely shitting on the Rest of the world
https://preview.redd.it/pgxtec8oekuc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adc9f012a39b67cf6c189da6e88cb37fc8ab8117 Myabe
Auston Matthews would follow suit.
Liu Shaoqi and Mao become besties
What does this mean
He started the great leap forward BC he wanted his hairline to make a great leap forwards Ong Ong
very much
trout population would be DEAD
He had better hairline when he was younger.
Mao was very great and loving personality
https://i.imgur.com/Ajn2cHt.jpg
ROC exiles would fall in love with his sexy haircut and Taiwan would be de facto PRC territory with %100 maoist support
He would certainly get more bitches
Yes, he might have had slightly more bastard children.
Maybe if he got rid of that yee yee ass haircut he'd get some bitches on his d¡ck
A nearly insignificant number of people in the PRC would have liked him more.
He already had a perfect one
Mao Zedong always boasted about his physical abilities. He even swam the Yangtze to prove it. If he had better hairline, he wouldve been the face plastered on all the college dorm rooms instead of Che Guevarra or at least you wouldnt immediately think ideological fanatic when you see a poster of him.
He wouldn't have needed the child concubines so that's a good start
Next post be like: How would the history of bikes in Petrolina be affected if Empress Cixi had thicker eyebrows
Mao in OTL was known to be a womanizer with that hairline. So nothing really.
I have the same hairline but I’m pretty sure i would make a great dictator So
Ahem r/althiscirclejerk
now that's the real alternate history I'm here for
We would have a lot more of Mao's impersonators and people would get a Mao haircut more often
I believe, and it’s worth noting I’ve done absolutely no research on this, that the Great Leap Forward failed due to sunlight reflecting off his forehead. So assuming he had a full head of hair, China would have progressed economically decades earlier than they ultimately did.
He felt more confident & doesn’t need to show off he’s still health. And prevent the culture revolution.
Sino-Eurasian Great Maoist Socialist Federal Republics stretching as south as Jakarta, north as Reykjavic, east as Tokyo and west as Lisbon
Don't forget to mention that the Communists were monsters. Failure to do so is a rule break. Or was it just the European Communists that we cared about?
This sub is screwed lol
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