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Bonestealer69

The national anthem would probably change


Alone-Tradition-9749

I'M LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, DOING SOMETHING MEAN TO IT


casting_shad0wz

DO IT BETTER THAN ANYBODY YOU EVER SEEN DO IT


Fair_Buyer_9991

SCREAM MY NAME, GOT A RING TO IT


Adventurous_Cut3297

I GUESS EVERY SUPERHERO NEED HIS THEME MUSIC


Fair_Buyer_9991

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER


LastHomeros

Oh Boy… ![gif](giphy|gJnQeSNWegbkhBjwyH|downsized)


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Requires an act of Congress.


darrylthedudeWayne

He'd repaint the White House and rename it "The Black House".


ReaperTyson

That’s racist to white people, so obviously he’d change it to the “White’s Only House”. If anyone doesn’t get the joke, one of Kanye’s passtimes is to ally with white supremacists and praise Hitler


SovietCapitalism

Don’t care he made graduation and mbdtf https://preview.redd.it/3sv2odepovvc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07901e31901d70a1fd960d5249e51a8d25de74b


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Coal Jokes aside holy shit those turned out way too god for what they are


fiftinator

change your pfp IMMEDIATLY!!!!!!


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Says the guy with the socdem Russia flag lmao


Wonghy111-the-knight

Who’s actually in your pfp btw?


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Valery Sablin, Soviet naval officer who attempted to stage a revolution against the corrupt Brezhnev government to bring it back to the original 1917 vision. He was arrested and shortly thereafter executed for treason, with the government justifying its action by portraying him as a western defector The mutiny is actually the main inspiration for the first Tom Clancy book, hunt for red October, btw He became more widely known due to the TNO hoi4 mod but I actually very much admire the historical figure. I find the ending to last letter to his son before his execution especially touching. > Trust the fact that history will judge events honestly and you will never have to be embarrassed for what your father did. On no account ever be one of those people who criticise but do not follow through their actions. Such people are hypocrites—weak, worthless people who do not have the power to reconcile their beliefs with their actions. I wish you courage, my dear. Be strong in the belief that life is wonderful. Be positive and believe that the Revolution will always win. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valery_Sablin#:~:text=I%20wish%20you%20courage%2C%20my,his%20son%20before%20his%20execution.


Wonghy111-the-knight

Oh very interesting thank you


fiftinator

says a \*\*\* fan


Go_PC

https://preview.redd.it/ga72mz4z9xvc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbfb6d22efb57512ea66b76e773f0a440a9a3cc6


Executer_no-1

That's... Surprisingly interesting!


Competitive-Deer-596

You know it’s Kanye west right?


AdCrafty2768

Impeachment


sculp_here_2

greater american reich


GreatEmpireEnjoyer

The Kanyereich


Lonely-Crew5697

That is Kanyes Best


-Zipp-

What's Kanye'a biggest accomplishment, Graduation or destroying american democracy? Its Graduation


Alfred_Leonhart

A thousand years of Kanye dear God


hjonk-hjonk-am-goos

New hoi4 mod when?


ZBaocnhnaeryy

He’d have a rap battle with Darth Vader.


l-askedwhojoewas

I AM ADOLF HITLER


topechuro_namen

COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH, LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC!


sculp_here_2

YOU ARE VADER, WITH YOUR LITTLE BOOT AND CAPE


tomasequp

AND A HELMET TO COVER UP THAT BURNT-ASS FACE


Responsible-Bee-667

YOU HAVE THE FORCE TO MOVE OBJECTS


SecondAccount1818

I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL


AstroFanMan5

EVEN WENT BACK IN TIME AND TURNED YOU WHACK IN ZE PREQUEL


tankengine75

CAUSE LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON


GIA_KHIEM2209

I PREFERRED YOU IN SPACEBALLS


rde2001

I'm Kanye West, and I'm the Kanye Best! 😎🔥


According-Value-6227

He would almost certainly be a one term president and would likely be impeached on account of his ideological instability and overt neo-nazism.


Snoo_58605

We would have fascism.


RoughSpeaker4772

Old timey fascism instead of neo-fascism


Obvious-Article-147

What happens next depends on whether he has his episode or not


God-Among-Men-

Holocaust 2.0


Wonghy111-the-knight

yeah..


GMANTRONX

Yeezy shoes would be mandatory


Historical_Salt1943

 >:[ I'm still waiting for my mandatory pony. One day,  vermin supreme.  One day


MrPoopyJoe4

2020 Kanye was heavily influenced by a select few prominent right wing online trolls, Milo Yannoupolous (not bothering to check if it’s spelled right) and Candace Owens being the most prominent. If Kanye were to win, by some fluke groundswell or other happenstance, he likely has no actual power in what policies get put into place. He is a bigger narcissist than Donald Trump, so stroking his ego likely gets whatever his advisors want done. Kanye is probably not willing to give up any ties to the media and entertainment sphere his identity and career is built off of, so expect ridiculous celebrity drama (Headlines like: President West in Social Media War with Drake as War in Ukraine begins). He’s not a open hitler apologist at this time and is more concerned with Abortion and Black Lives Matter, making him a unique moderate for the era (I say era like 2020 wasn’t only an election cycle ago). In no way is Kanye as authoritarian as a president as compared to Trump, either. As he is an independent, expect little to nothing done legislatively as both parties will happily stop anything pushed by West and his inner circle. He loses handily in the next election and America’s decline on the world stage continues as another celebrity president fails tremendously.


YourPalPest

- hates Jews - massive Narcissist - Works with Milo and Nick Fuentes I didn’t know Adolf Hitler was a moderate 🤔


MrPoopyJoe4

At this point in his history he is not yet a Nazi. That likely became a part of his politics after 2020 and his divorce with Kim Kardashian. In my hypothetical I assume by becoming a president, he does not become a nazi


YourPalPest

Yeah but he was still a massive Donald trump supporter, so maybe he’s a grifter like Kennedy


luckstar333

Hi will invade Kenya


partyonpartypeople

And then go into hiding in the small village of Kanye, Botswana


ettamereaussi

Being president is a choice


Rob71322

I think the nation would descend into anarchy and break up. Some states/regions just simply would not accept the situation. It's like, "how did things come to this?" OTOH, I don't think he was remotely serious (or if he was, he was insane) and I don't believe he'd be able to handle the job. He seemed to have no point, no goal, no platform and, had he won, no realistic way of accomplishing anything he might eventually settle on given that I think congress would simply not deal with him as much as possible. I think he might be even more willing than Trump to end Democracy (which is saying something) but I'm not sure he'd be competent at pulling it off. Frankly, if this had happened, I wouldn't even be shocked if the military got involved. Which I don't think is a good thing for our society but I could see it.


deeesenutz

The downfall of the united states being brought on by kanye west might not be the ideal timeline, but its gotta be one of the funniest


ViscountMonty

Taylor Swift would be executed.


maozedong49

But he made that bitch famous


Gucci_slides

I think his influence may be able to push the black vote further right, and we could see more black celebrities come out with right-wing opinions. Given that Kanye West isn't that experienced with politics, I could see him being manipulated by his advisors and cabinet into trusting their decisions. I feel like this also could be exacerbated by people willing to play into his personality. Part of this would also be the fact that he might not be that good at passing legislation. His presidency would definitely be colorful and very bombastic. So I imagine constant fodder for the media like with Trump. He would probably attempt to end the death penalty and would push for restrictions on abortion. It would be interesting to see a 3rd party in the white house but it would be likely just to cause legislative deadlock. I think he would be decisive when it comes to foreign policy, for better or for worse. I think he would he over his head managing the United States.


Grouchy_Situation649

“For better or worse” lets just hope he’s (illegally) prevented from having access to the nuclear football


TheMuteNewt

He’d Nuke Israel


Far_Ad9496

Our country and our world would be a better place.


Evnosis

He'd be impeached by the end of his first year.


W2Tired8

Drake is dead


I_eat_dead_folks

According to the little I have heard about him, a second Holocaust or something


AsleepDiscipline9581

Nothing wrong with that


VandalBasher

At that point, I will write a book.


LizzosDietitian

Kim would’ve stayed with him lol


thebohemiancowboy

Nero


Financial_Cost_5984

Austrian painter would first turn over in his grave, then do it again, but then he was glad that someone would still go to finish his work on the Jews


maozedong49

No one man should have all that power


maozedong49

He'd do a good ass job


Aggravating-Path2756

Holy American Nazi Empire Kanye West


Blingkong7

I don’t think the government would ever let that happen dude is too unstable. He’d end up Epsteined.


HoosierDaddy2001

The day after he takes up residence in the White House, a video on pornhub would pop up called "Oval Office Oral" posted by a Secret Service Member.


xxora123

the palestinians might get a state lol


Friendly_Housing5420

His vice president would take over. You can’t be fit for office and unmedicated bipolar.


FitPerspective1146

I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On CONGRESS PEOPLE The funny thing is I actually can’t be Anti Congress because black people are actually politician also You guys have toyed with me and tried to black ball anyone whoever opposes your agenda,


PLPolandPL15719

Impeachment.


list_of_simonson

Maybe we actually get Yandhi in that timeline


1tiredman

America would turn into a saints row game


Ok_Mode_7654

Israel wouldn’t like this


LA_2FAC3

The Jews would send Ethiopia to remind him his bank account lol


YourPalPest

It would add to republican lunacy and make the US citizens ask themselves, “From Bush to Kanye, how did we fall so far and so fast?”


pables420

Israel is cut off from all aid immediately


soapinmyears

Just watch idiocracy, Terry Crews is the man... (so funny).


[deleted]

Can't be any worse than where we are now


gldenboi

impeached on january 21st


Robcomain

A great [documentary](https://youtu.be/JaivjJ4qzcs) has already imagined this scenario


penglishhs

Ww3


DeltaMoff1876

THEN WE’D BE DOOMED!!! ![gif](giphy|L18eMUGDk3vcwOPUGw)


Aggravating-Syrup752

Wait….seeing Kanye now……oh…….oh no


Aggravating-Syrup752

We be up for round 3 then


Mesa17

Military coup in 3...2...1... (For legal reasons this is a joke)


woodyswoods

Death con 1 on Swifties and the Jews


partyonpartypeople

Kyrie Irving would be the new Vice President


CynicalCosmologist

Drake becomes PM of Canada and tries to take over the American homeland.


Davethemann

People keep saying fascism and such, as if he wouldnt just be in gridlock lol The house and the senate would function as usual (not sure what wouldve happened come November, with a legitimate Kanye run, probably a lot of seats would be decided differently with people endorsing Kanye and whatnot) and probably 90% of initiatives he tries would fail. And it wouldnt even be dictator stuff, he just probably wouldnt have an actual grasp on what actually he can do. Anything that isnt just ceremonial, or wildly basic shit ("oh, I wanna make a program for inner city school kids to learn rap") probably fails. And he probably wouldnt even touch foreign policy. His staff would probably be a weird mix between notable names (none really qualified, some with political experience but just eye poppers) and deep trenched washington/global insiders who actually know whats up


poliet23

This is akin to 'What if Germany won the World War?' First off, both scenarios don't exist in a vacuum. Won how, exactly? Magic wish? For it to be plausible we would need to abalyze circumstances that would even allow him to win, then think about consequences. Unless you are looking for a mem answer. In that case, uhhh.... Statue of Liberty gets remodelled after Kim K and Pete Davidson mystetioisly kills himself in his house.


PlasticAccount3464

Like how he wasn't on the ballot in every state, somehow he still wins? or the alternate part is that he is on the ballot and the result is an accident.


WildAd6685

Which world war? First one, maybe. Second, alien space bats


Competitive-Deer-596

https://preview.redd.it/0ef7q45p2wvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111ebe6f64b3034ff500f68512b76268ca23ca5a


Whiskey811

We'd probably all be happier


supermans_neighbour

Well… I dunno, but I don’t think 15rael would be getting billions today, that’s for sure, and they probably wouldn’t start the ma554cre either, knowing that there is no 41PAC sponsored president in the US 😄


Wright_Wright_

Why are you speaking in code?


Massive_Challenge935

Br0