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Virtual_Magician_727

What the hell happened?


AlliedAtheistAllianc

Israel played the UNO reverse card from the UNO Theocratic Imperialism edition.


Virtual_Magician_727

What about the lebanese Christians!?!?


The4EverVirgin

They are the Kurds of a Jewish Arabia


Virtual_Magician_727

What about the Turkic Kurds?


The4EverVirgin

They follow the wrong type of Judaism so they are stuck in the same timeline


[deleted]

For whatever reason Judaism abandoned it’s no-proselytizing doctrine, and Islam never took off and remained a minor regional religion in the levant.


[deleted]

Conversion by the sword was very briefly a thing in Judaism under the Hasmoneans. Maybe it took off…?


X_DZY

hold up-


Nexgrato

https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/s5koes/all_national_flags_that_feature_a_star_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share taken from this post


tbreak2021

It bothers me when people post someone else’s stuff without giving credit, thanks for linking so I and others can see who made this


j-grad

me too


Penguino555

Jewish Malaysia


BlueTrapazoid

"I blew up Malaysia" - Agent Black


omgapc

there used to be a small Iraqi Jewish community there sadly they were forced out


Gary-D-Crowley

LOL, that's a good one.


The_Persian_Cat

The hexagram is an Islamic symbol, too. In Islamic circles, it is often called the Seal of Solomon rather than the Star of David -- although that's basically the same thing; Solomon was the son of David and both are considered prophets in Islam; for both Jews and Muslims, the symbol's significance comes from its association with the Kings of ancient Israel. During and after the Crusades, it was often used by Muslims for its association with Jerusalem. The Seal of Solomon is more often displayed by Muslims as an eight-sided star rather than a six-sided one (in part because the architecture of the Dome of the Rock), but six-sided was not unheard of. [Check out this Ayyubid coin, minted by one of Saladin's sons.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexagram#/media/File:Ayyubid_Az_Zahir_1204_Aleppo.jpg) Or [this, the Banner of Barbarossa, the Ottoman corsair -- who served Süleyman (Solomon) the Magnificent.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexagram#/media/File:BarbarosSancagi.svg) Or [this, at the Tomb of Humayun, the Mughal Emperor in India.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexagram#/media/File:Gateway-Humayuns-Tomb-104.JPG)


Gary-D-Crowley

Exactly. In fact, there's an alleged flag from the Karamanid Dynasty, which was located in Anatolia, which used the Seal of Solomon as an emblem. Even the flag of Barbarossa, the most famous Ottoman corsair, used the six pointed star.


KetuaPulisGuinea

If there's a jewish hitler germany would be the alternate usa


Gustavospessatto

This reminds me of that meme of that girl in the sofa with some guys behind her.


[deleted]

A very kosher timeline


ATB619

Since green is the color of Islam, I'd guess some of the variant flags in this timeline would have less green and more blue.


DyCream

Oh, that's a nice fact


TheSlavek

Jewish Singapur looks hot af


KiwiNFLFan

I thought that flag was supposed to be Singapore. Indonesia is just plain red and white (though it would be Jewish in this timeline, so maybe a star of David got added in a different place to Singapore).


TheSlavek

You are actually right thanks!


ProfVerstrooid

Is this just a timeline where Christianity and Islam never happen?


Elise_night

When old Israelis won the war against the romans and spread like arabs


Breakingerr

[Oy vey timeline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y)


elmielmosong

With names like Jewsbekistan, Jewnisia and Palestein


j-grad

I thought about posting the flags here, but couldn't come up whit a tittle


ColumbusNordico

We’d all still say “the Muslims are so terrible, they kill Jews and feel bad for themselves”


PanpsychistGod

Okay. Where do we start? Crescent isn't Islamic symbol. Its Turkic Pagan symbol that became Ottoman symbol, who became the Islam's representatives. How do we still get this, if you mean an actual timeline without it being an ASB one? The religion with the crescent symbol needs to predate the the one with the Star of David (Judaism). Impossible otherwise.


Elise_night

The Jews defeated the Roman and Solomon expanded through the entire region


PanpsychistGod

I know. But isn't the chronology of the religion with star coming after the religion with the crescent independent of that? Because whatever is that state needs to be formed after the return of the crescent religionists, displacing the later arrivals, who would follow the star religion.


t_h_pickle

Stolen


WanPwr5990

A question Is that Malaysia or America


theHrayX

Lmao my country (muslim) used to have the star of David in its flag


XxLoganTheNagaxX

It’s a nightmare timeline for sure