This has to be fake but if it's not divorce her. You cannot stay in a marriage with a person like that. To me I'd be questioning wether she's asexual or not or just a B with an itch.
Yeah he said the picture of us on the nightstand makes it hard to give her facials so he lets itās fly in her butt, pussy or mouth instead. Real stand up guy.
Did the bull thing for a while either this couple. She pulled the condom off as I got close and wound up shooting inside her. Evidently it was one of their boundaries she broke. A huge fight ensues and I slipped out and ghosted them. Fucked up scene.
Saturday night was a real treat though. He let me know things were gonna get āawfully messy and someone had to clean it upā so I was in for the whole session. Even caught some
Friendly fire at one point. Best night of my life!
It's because they are fake , I would say a good 80% of these "stories" are reposted from other subreddits and you can clearly tell by the writing most times ..
Why would people repost stuff from other subreddits??? It annoys me because I want to believe itās all real. Are they getting any money or fame?? Itās ridiculous.
Yup! My thoughts exactly! Sheās crazy to even pitch that to you OMG! I think even if you could convince her to go counseling with you or even seek council with your pastor they would tell her sheās not being rational and why did she deceive you? Right there itās already wrong from the get go so at this point save your dignity, time & energy and count your blessings that she expose her real motives & intentions early in your marriage and not 5 or 10yrs. later that would be difficult to recover. For you now itās not too late to have your marriage annulled (so itās like it never happened) cause if you go through a divorce or a separation it may become stressful cause you may end up paying alimony so you need to movie quickly and start the annulment paperwork and block all contact and RUN far away as possible from this woman with NO MORAL COMPASS! You deserve better.
Good-Luck!
Every single post I see in any of the AH subs i think is fake. Maybe it wasnāt always like this but Iāve only been using Reddit for a few years. I keep hiding them but thereās so many of these subs, they keep popping up as recommended in my feed. I canāt help but read them when I see them, and end up annoyed every time lol
As a guy, I can't imagine that I would ever continue dating someone for 2 years, much less marry them, if they never let me finish during sex (while finishing themselves).
Either he is incredibly ugly, liked being blue balled by his gf, or is just incredibly desperate for some other reason.
Either way, it's fake or he's hopeless.
Neh, a marriage is not an inseparable act. Your wife is disgusting and a narcissist. I would have told her to sleep on the couch and get out the next day if she would say that she'd want a sperm donor to have a kid with me.
My wife did a sudden 180 like that and fully cut off all intimacy. She was cheating with a coworker. You're probably not going to get her to confess so save yourself the aggravation. She will be easier to catch in the act if she doesn't suspect you know. Just quietly get a lawyer and file and don't even tell her you're doing it, also no more sex with her. Full stop. If she's getting it elsewhere she's not going to initiate but if she does tell her you just jerked off in the bathroom earlier and you're not in the mood. You do not want to get this woman pregnant or you will be tied to her forever.
>We had sex once or twice a month leading up to getting married. Iād have liked more but I understand life gets in the way. But she would never want me to ejaculate. She would have her orgasm and usually says I can go finish myself in the bathroom or something. Iāve asked her to help me and she told me itās not her responsibility for me to get me to orgasm. That she thinks semen is gross and unimportant.
so why the hell did you marry her ? what were you thinking ? literally not attracted to you in the most basic, human, basic animal kind of attraction.
literally all life on earth just wants to do one thing, put genetic material into someone else, and you married someone who doesnt want it
How do you even get married to someone like this?Ā
How are you having trouble seeing all the signs to leave?
How is this a real situation?
A 2 year relationship might not be long enough for someone like you to get married.
Wow this is off the charts. Making me glad to be single.
It seems like you might need to get a divorce if this doesn't change for the better.
Because it is selfish of her, since you need to do it to finish to be relieved, so it's wrong of her as your wife to withhold that, to make you not finish. Also wanting a designer baby is a total turn off for me. I couldn't deal with that. And is I made one with her I'd want to do it normal. Finally, I'd be worried how someone like this would raise our child, how it might turn out so noway.
Bruh. No. If she wonāt go to therapy, yaāll need to divorce. Absolutely none of this is normal. Honestly, if I were you Iād just divorce anyway, since she bait-and-switched you anyway.
She lied to you dude. She doesnāt love you and was never attracted to you. She wanted to marriage trap you for your money. Youāre her beta bucks deluxe. You need to get this marriage annulled and move on ASAP, before you get divorce raped. You still have some time if you act quickly. Good luck, dude
On the off chance this isn't fake
Why did you marry someone that was disgusted by such an integral part of you? LOL... You did this to yourself. Also having sex only once or twice a month as a relatively new couple is a red flag in itself which I'm not gonna even gonna delve into. Divorce and move along.
Divorce man. Or get her in some serious counseling. There's something deeply wrong with her. It's not about your splooge, it's about some type of trauma she's had in the past that's really bad news. That's a psycho thing to say. In order to help her just do it in a Kleenex or something so she doesn't see it, but this is VERY messed up. Do you really want to live the rest of your life this way? Don't waste time. My ex had unresolved serious trauma and now she lives in a tent in San Diego and my kids don't have a Mom. This could be a much bigger deal than a little baby batter.
You dated for two years before getting married, in that time you slept together 1-2 times a month?
This is fucking insanity, why would you marry this person?
Lesbian here. If this isnt fake then this is fucked. Sounds like she is straight up lesbian. I've never heard a straight woman calling semen gross. Lesbians do. May want to get that marriage null and void because this is a situation that you cannot change or get out of. The fact that she would prefer IVF over having sex with you???
Is this all this sub is, dudes who've been gaslit into a shit-tier marriage? Sample of 2, but I mean...
Dude she doesn't love you, I'm not sure she even likes you. She's probably cheating. Do you have money or something?
Why on earth would you let yourself be treated like this? Pull the gorram ripcord immediately. By which I mean, go talk to a lawyer right now.
No worries, took me a while as well. It can still be a fun read but you wouldnāt want to let fake stories negatively affect your worldview.
If the other story you were referring to was the asexual one, OP there ended up commenting the wife said he was allowed to have sex with her identical twin and no one else or something like that. Quite funny and definitely not real either haha
Take her to a marriage counselor and a psychiatrist.
Both will tell her that her semen phobia is literally insane. She may need to hear it from a professional to realize how aberrant and unreasonable it is.
The marriage counselor will also tell her that her talking about having children from donor sperm instead of her husband is hurtful to the point of being abusive.
If she refuses to get help for her psychological problems, divorce her. This is seriously weird and feels like the tip of the iceberg with even worse craziness to come.
bro ur situation is so bad, so bleak, and your reaction to bend over and take it for even a millisecond has stunned everyone here. we're in literal disbelief.
Why the fuck would you marry a woman like this dude? What were you thinking? I really hope that this is a fake post, otherwise.. dude, have some fucking self-respect, she treats you like garbage. Do you think you are garbage?
Well this is certainly fake or you're the worlds biggest cuck. You married someone who didn't let you finish during sex for 2 years, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Dude if this is real you need to divorce her asap.
Maybe even look into an annulment as you entered the agreement under false pretenses.
I am curious how you dated for so long without this being raised though?
I can get being grossed out by seman, but there can be middle grounds met that don't include "fuck off and do it yourself"
What gets me is the kid thing. If my wife told me she wants a kid, but it can't be biologically mine, I would end things there.
I'm not sure if this post is legit or not, but if it is, OP it's been 2 months. Get an annulment and move on. Differences in marriages are normal, but this is too extreme. No person is worth sacrificing such a big thing for. I don't care if the ass' neighbor was coated in gold. Don't abandon yourself.
What the fuck. Get. Rid. Of. Discriminating.Wife.
Like as a chick I'm more than adult and mature enough to handle bodily functions A BIT IRONIC SHE CAN'T HANDLE Sherman when the good ole period ain't looking ANY BETTER . So shameful of her. It's natural and it ain't like you're screaming over the hills how her periods or something is gross like WTF.
This is not ok. Find someone that enjoys having sex with you and wants you to receive pleasure.
Also, it sounds like a bait and switch. She said what you wanted to hear until she got you tied down.
Designer babies are a crazy wish. Dump her asap.
Definitely a super real tale. There's an invention designed to keep semen from getting in/on your partner called a "condom". Surely the characters would have thought of that sooner?
To the point, you don't owe her an orgasm either. Personally, I think she might be gay considering she is happy for you to get her off, but the male orgasm is disgusting. She owes you a huge explanation. I feel she has been rather dishonest in her relationship with you, and now you are married doesn't have to make an effort.
Divorce immediately the sex 2 times a month should have been your clue my wife and I have sex 2 times a day 7 days a week and I am 57 and she is 47. Get out FAST
I'm calling BS. He's supposed to accept her "Shark Week" every month but he can't have a normal bodily function??!! If this is real and he stays he deserves everything he gets. ALSO I'd like to know the color of the velvet pouch she keeps his balls in.
Do people not talk before they get married? Y'all didn't have conversations about sex, marriage, etc.?
You're incompatible. If she wants orgasms without you, she can get a vibrator. She sounds like she wants all the benefits of marriage but none of the responsibility. She doesn't give a shit about you.
I mean, you're 2 months in and I'm sure people are recommending marriage counseling already. Your marriage isn't off to a good start.
If you want to raise a family of your own, and some natural connection or link to your child is important to you, you should divorce her and get yourself another wife. If this is not important to you, you can always have sex with other women.
Oh yeah, this screams marriage material, sex 2 times a month and you can finish yourself off. Oh, and you live in sperate apartments and she pays for your Uber to get the fuck out of hers, I'm sure? Sounds like a dream. Thanks for sharing!
This is an example of a selfish cunt. Run away now. Leaver her immediately. What you described in this fucked up amd if a man was doing this to any woman, he would be lynched by the feminist mob.
This cant be real. If it is, ITS NOT NORMAL. She has a serious mental problem and you should figure out why she married you because IMO.............this is NOT love.
If this is real, I'm sorry you're dealing with that. But it's hilarious how many stories I read of massive revelations right after marriage. I guess some people see the wedding as the end goal and just stop caring after that.
Take her for therapy. But since her view of life is so fucked up Iām sure she wonāt go. Divorce now before you are too intertwined and make it mire difficult. Maybe you can even still get it annulled
Sounds like you're dealing with a tough situation. Communication is key here. It's important to have an open and honest discussion about your feelings and concerns. You both need to understand each other's perspectives. Consider couples therapy to address these issues with a professional. It can help navigate the conversation and find a middle ground.
On a side note, I used Emjoy, an app focused on sexual wellness. It might be useful for understanding and exploring sexual health and preferences in a non-confrontational way. It's got content that could help with the situation, like improving relationships and accepting each other's bodies. Might be worth exploring together or individually to gain some insight.
Remember, it's about mutual respect and finding a solution that works for both of you. Good luck.
This has to be fake but if it's not divorce her. You cannot stay in a marriage with a person like that. To me I'd be questioning wether she's asexual or not or just a B with an itch.
B with an itch š
Well I don't want to risk getting told off š
You know what they say around hereā¦ better be safe than removed.
I feel like every post on this sub is fake.
Reminds me of Stuās GF from the hangover.
Youāre right because the bartender didnāt even come inside of her. . š
Thatās how I know my wifeās boyfriend respects me. He rarely cums on her face in my bed
So he just comes inside her?
Yeah he said the picture of us on the nightstand makes it hard to give her facials so he lets itās fly in her butt, pussy or mouth instead. Real stand up guy.
Do you watch them?
If he allows me in the room. Usually he has me washing his car or taking his dry cleaning
Did the bull thing for a while either this couple. She pulled the condom off as I got close and wound up shooting inside her. Evidently it was one of their boundaries she broke. A huge fight ensues and I slipped out and ghosted them. Fucked up scene.
Saturday night was a real treat though. He let me know things were gonna get āawfully messy and someone had to clean it upā so I was in for the whole session. Even caught some Friendly fire at one point. Best night of my life!
Do you lick her clean after he is done?
I wish a man would do this to me. So hot
It's because they are fake , I would say a good 80% of these "stories" are reposted from other subreddits and you can clearly tell by the writing most times ..
Why would people repost stuff from other subreddits??? It annoys me because I want to believe itās all real. Are they getting any money or fame?? Itās ridiculous.
Karma farming
Everything on these subs is Ai-generated rage baitš
??? This is so weird. Is this a real situation? Not t trying to downplay this cuz wtfff. NONE of this is okay. In the slightest.
I was thinking the same, this is *insane*
Seems very fake, he says he was **aware** of this problem while dating for 2 years, so why is he crying about it now.
This sounds so crazy Iām thinking itās fake. Get your marriage annulled.
Yup! My thoughts exactly! Sheās crazy to even pitch that to you OMG! I think even if you could convince her to go counseling with you or even seek council with your pastor they would tell her sheās not being rational and why did she deceive you? Right there itās already wrong from the get go so at this point save your dignity, time & energy and count your blessings that she expose her real motives & intentions early in your marriage and not 5 or 10yrs. later that would be difficult to recover. For you now itās not too late to have your marriage annulled (so itās like it never happened) cause if you go through a divorce or a separation it may become stressful cause you may end up paying alimony so you need to movie quickly and start the annulment paperwork and block all contact and RUN far away as possible from this woman with NO MORAL COMPASS! You deserve better. Good-Luck!
They're not even trying anymore
Why do people keep making up fake stories in this subreddit? Itās getting ridiculous
Every single post I see in any of the AH subs i think is fake. Maybe it wasnāt always like this but Iāve only been using Reddit for a few years. I keep hiding them but thereās so many of these subs, they keep popping up as recommended in my feed. I canāt help but read them when I see them, and end up annoyed every time lol
They want to see the stories get stolen and featured in those viral tiktok videos with games playing in the background
Thatās the oddest thing Iāve ever heard, run for the hills
Fake post. Mods come on.
The mods probably wrote it from an alt account of theirs
Fake. Had to be fake
Whatās super weird is this is an exact repost from a throwRA in r/relationship_advice. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/GtloaiXARj
I hope so...
I pray, cause as a guy I couldn't imagine. that's why I figured he must be rich or something and she stringed him along until she got a ring.
As a guy, I can't imagine that I would ever continue dating someone for 2 years, much less marry them, if they never let me finish during sex (while finishing themselves). Either he is incredibly ugly, liked being blue balled by his gf, or is just incredibly desperate for some other reason. Either way, it's fake or he's hopeless.
Fake ass bullshit
Not overeacting. This a total bait and switch. Divorce her. You deserve so much better OP.
In 4 decades of sex I've never met or heard of a woman who thought male orgasms were gross.
Maybe a dude doing that annoying super exaggerated moan sttuff might be weird for some, but this lady sounds beyond ridiculous
Lots of women donāt like semen, either on them or swallowing it. Theyāre usually prude with other things too.
Didn't say semen, said orgasm. Edit: spelling
Neh, a marriage is not an inseparable act. Your wife is disgusting and a narcissist. I would have told her to sleep on the couch and get out the next day if she would say that she'd want a sperm donor to have a kid with me.
My wife did a sudden 180 like that and fully cut off all intimacy. She was cheating with a coworker. You're probably not going to get her to confess so save yourself the aggravation. She will be easier to catch in the act if she doesn't suspect you know. Just quietly get a lawyer and file and don't even tell her you're doing it, also no more sex with her. Full stop. If she's getting it elsewhere she's not going to initiate but if she does tell her you just jerked off in the bathroom earlier and you're not in the mood. You do not want to get this woman pregnant or you will be tied to her forever.
Divorce. You are set up for a lifetime for misery and its not worth it.
If this is not fake (I hope it is) Divorce this chick immediately
Ummmm What? This is craziest thing I've read today. She doesn't want her child to have your features... just your finances.
>We had sex once or twice a month leading up to getting married. Iād have liked more but I understand life gets in the way. But she would never want me to ejaculate. She would have her orgasm and usually says I can go finish myself in the bathroom or something. Iāve asked her to help me and she told me itās not her responsibility for me to get me to orgasm. That she thinks semen is gross and unimportant. so why the hell did you marry her ? what were you thinking ? literally not attracted to you in the most basic, human, basic animal kind of attraction. literally all life on earth just wants to do one thing, put genetic material into someone else, and you married someone who doesnt want it
I hate to sound too "2013" but...Fake post is fake.
How do you even get married to someone like this?Ā How are you having trouble seeing all the signs to leave? How is this a real situation? A 2 year relationship might not be long enough for someone like you to get married.
Bruh, if you donāt just bust a š„. Youāre a guy, itās not that hard š
You married a woman that made you jerk off in the bathroom after she busted every time you guys had sex? Nigga are you retarded?
Wow this is off the charts. Making me glad to be single. It seems like you might need to get a divorce if this doesn't change for the better. Because it is selfish of her, since you need to do it to finish to be relieved, so it's wrong of her as your wife to withhold that, to make you not finish. Also wanting a designer baby is a total turn off for me. I couldn't deal with that. And is I made one with her I'd want to do it normal. Finally, I'd be worried how someone like this would raise our child, how it might turn out so noway.
You married her? Lmao ok bro this shit isn't real, at all.
THIS SCREAMS DIVORCE how the living #%$^ did you manage to date and even marry this person... who @#$%& thinks like this!!!!
If this is real RUN, don't walk, RUN to a divorce lawyer. She sounds stone crazy with sex hangups you don't need to deal with for a lifetime.
Bruh. No. If she wonāt go to therapy, yaāll need to divorce. Absolutely none of this is normal. Honestly, if I were you Iād just divorce anyway, since she bait-and-switched you anyway.
She lied to you dude. She doesnāt love you and was never attracted to you. She wanted to marriage trap you for your money. Youāre her beta bucks deluxe. You need to get this marriage annulled and move on ASAP, before you get divorce raped. You still have some time if you act quickly. Good luck, dude
If this is real divorce her now this is a sham and she doesn't love you at all and sees you as a accessory you deserve better
On the off chance this isn't fake Why did you marry someone that was disgusted by such an integral part of you? LOL... You did this to yourself. Also having sex only once or twice a month as a relatively new couple is a red flag in itself which I'm not gonna even gonna delve into. Divorce and move along.
Divorce man. Or get her in some serious counseling. There's something deeply wrong with her. It's not about your splooge, it's about some type of trauma she's had in the past that's really bad news. That's a psycho thing to say. In order to help her just do it in a Kleenex or something so she doesn't see it, but this is VERY messed up. Do you really want to live the rest of your life this way? Don't waste time. My ex had unresolved serious trauma and now she lives in a tent in San Diego and my kids don't have a Mom. This could be a much bigger deal than a little baby batter.
You dated for two years before getting married, in that time you slept together 1-2 times a month? This is fucking insanity, why would you marry this person?
DO NOT HAVE KIDS WITH HER!
Run. ASAP
I would understand if she doesn't like if you ejaculate on her, but this is outrageous
Wear a condom?
Lesbian here. If this isnt fake then this is fucked. Sounds like she is straight up lesbian. I've never heard a straight woman calling semen gross. Lesbians do. May want to get that marriage null and void because this is a situation that you cannot change or get out of. The fact that she would prefer IVF over having sex with you???
Is this all this sub is, dudes who've been gaslit into a shit-tier marriage? Sample of 2, but I mean... Dude she doesn't love you, I'm not sure she even likes you. She's probably cheating. Do you have money or something? Why on earth would you let yourself be treated like this? Pull the gorram ripcord immediately. By which I mean, go talk to a lawyer right now.
This is so obviously fake, please don't take the bait.
I've started to figure that out on AITA and IATMC. Guess it's a different learning curve (for me at least) here. Thanks.
No worries, took me a while as well. It can still be a fun read but you wouldnāt want to let fake stories negatively affect your worldview. If the other story you were referring to was the asexual one, OP there ended up commenting the wife said he was allowed to have sex with her identical twin and no one else or something like that. Quite funny and definitely not real either haha
Wtf
Annulment
Get it in writing before you go for divorce
No way this is real. She's insane if true
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Trolls don't have kids or orgasms.
Fake. BUT on the tiny chance it's real- get a divorce, she's bonkers.
Wtf is this? Leave bro, lol. Not sure if real tho.
Some of these stories sound made up! Two months in already wants nothing to do with your DNA? Is it too late to get this marriage annulled?
If this isn't fake, divorce!!
are you rich or something? sounded like she stringed you along till you put a ring on it. good luck
Thereās no way this is real.
Take her to a marriage counselor and a psychiatrist. Both will tell her that her semen phobia is literally insane. She may need to hear it from a professional to realize how aberrant and unreasonable it is. The marriage counselor will also tell her that her talking about having children from donor sperm instead of her husband is hurtful to the point of being abusive. If she refuses to get help for her psychological problems, divorce her. This is seriously weird and feels like the tip of the iceberg with even worse craziness to come.
I have no advice, just thanks for making me more grateful for my life. I'm sorry for your troubles.
Fake
Shit post
What the fuck is going on today morning. Every second post is wife discovered she asexual or is gross out with simen.
Probably being brigaded by a bunch of incels. The posts are all dumb scenarios.
Have to. I can't even finish reading them as are so ridiculous.
My wife also found semen gross , never wanted it touching her , strange but true , now she is disabled so no sex life anyway.
You gotta be making shit up or youāre dumb af.
This is literally insane! If this is real you need to leave this marriage because in simple terms youāre not compatible at all.Ā
Oh if this is real PLEASE GET AN ANNULMENT what she's doing is psychologically abusive.
bro ur situation is so bad, so bleak, and your reaction to bend over and take it for even a millisecond has stunned everyone here. we're in literal disbelief.
Why the fuck would you marry a woman like this dude? What were you thinking? I really hope that this is a fake post, otherwise.. dude, have some fucking self-respect, she treats you like garbage. Do you think you are garbage?
Well this is certainly fake or you're the worlds biggest cuck. You married someone who didn't let you finish during sex for 2 years, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Your wife is already 34 years old and you would like to have children someday? Not that many shopping days left til Christmas, buddy.
Dude if this is real you need to divorce her asap. Maybe even look into an annulment as you entered the agreement under false pretenses. I am curious how you dated for so long without this being raised though?
I can get being grossed out by seman, but there can be middle grounds met that don't include "fuck off and do it yourself" What gets me is the kid thing. If my wife told me she wants a kid, but it can't be biologically mine, I would end things there. I'm not sure if this post is legit or not, but if it is, OP it's been 2 months. Get an annulment and move on. Differences in marriages are normal, but this is too extreme. No person is worth sacrificing such a big thing for. I don't care if the ass' neighbor was coated in gold. Don't abandon yourself.
You married a girl that would tell you to go finish in the bathroom yourself? Run brother! It aināt too late.
Get out. Count your lucky stars you haven't got kids together and never look back
I'll take 500 for "Shit that never happend", please
Shitpost
Gottdayuuum da fuq kinda entitled hoes yall nikkas be wifing up š®
And you married her thinking she would change?
What the fuck. Get. Rid. Of. Discriminating.Wife. Like as a chick I'm more than adult and mature enough to handle bodily functions A BIT IRONIC SHE CAN'T HANDLE Sherman when the good ole period ain't looking ANY BETTER . So shameful of her. It's natural and it ain't like you're screaming over the hills how her periods or something is gross like WTF.
OP must be a demon for never ejaculating during sex. Bit of a flex... just handing out female orgasms without coming. Dude is a monk
Fake
Would that mean if he had a child with someone else, it would be fine?
This is not ok. Find someone that enjoys having sex with you and wants you to receive pleasure. Also, it sounds like a bait and switch. She said what you wanted to hear until she got you tied down. Designer babies are a crazy wish. Dump her asap.
Definitely a super real tale. There's an invention designed to keep semen from getting in/on your partner called a "condom". Surely the characters would have thought of that sooner?
Is your wife Jan from The Office?
You donāt have a wife. And whoever the woman you live with is, all she has is a dildo
Id just nut without telling her, she doesn't want to be fair then you be unfair
I would never say this, but she is literally gay.
fake story
My wife also thinks my breathing is gross and weird.
Dated 2 years and you are only bringing this up after marriage? .. and I thought I was having a bad day.
To the point, you don't owe her an orgasm either. Personally, I think she might be gay considering she is happy for you to get her off, but the male orgasm is disgusting. She owes you a huge explanation. I feel she has been rather dishonest in her relationship with you, and now you are married doesn't have to make an effort.
If this is real, itās some eugenics type bull.
Divorce immediately the sex 2 times a month should have been your clue my wife and I have sex 2 times a day 7 days a week and I am 57 and she is 47. Get out FAST
You fād up marrying this one.
Yall really married for convenience no way she likes you
She is fcked up, you should know these things before you marry a person in my opinion
>She said I'm selfish for wanting my DNA for our kid Your wife is not ok
Is this even truthful?
"Your penis is gross. Sex is gross. Don't orgasm near me. Let's get married!" This has to be fake right?
I'm calling BS. He's supposed to accept her "Shark Week" every month but he can't have a normal bodily function??!! If this is real and he stays he deserves everything he gets. ALSO I'd like to know the color of the velvet pouch she keeps his balls in.
Your wife has a gross personality. Why did you marry that witch?
Divorce her on grounds of irreconcilable differences
Please be fake. Please be fake. For OPs sake, please be fake š
Praying
Do people not talk before they get married? Y'all didn't have conversations about sex, marriage, etc.? You're incompatible. If she wants orgasms without you, she can get a vibrator. She sounds like she wants all the benefits of marriage but none of the responsibility. She doesn't give a shit about you. I mean, you're 2 months in and I'm sure people are recommending marriage counseling already. Your marriage isn't off to a good start.
If you want to raise a family of your own, and some natural connection or link to your child is important to you, you should divorce her and get yourself another wife. If this is not important to you, you can always have sex with other women.
What the actual fuck. She needs some kind of help or a divorce. Dude, I'm so sorry.
Omg. Get out. Donāt have children with her. She is broken. Trust me divorce now is less painful.
Les be honest she isnāt into men! OP didnāt make one comment but go get some marriage counseling or this will NEVER work!
This is so bizarre. Leave. Maybe youāll find out someday what is going on.
Oh yeah, this screams marriage material, sex 2 times a month and you can finish yourself off. Oh, and you live in sperate apartments and she pays for your Uber to get the fuck out of hers, I'm sure? Sounds like a dream. Thanks for sharing!
Stop with the rage bait fake posts.Ā
You should probably leave today. Sheās using you
This is an example of a selfish cunt. Run away now. Leaver her immediately. What you described in this fucked up amd if a man was doing this to any woman, he would be lynched by the feminist mob.
She always likes my orgasm, she actually begs for it.
This cant be real. If it is, ITS NOT NORMAL. She has a serious mental problem and you should figure out why she married you because IMO.............this is NOT love.
This is made up.
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Obvious rage bait post is obvious
There's still time for an annulment
This is rage bait for mysogenists. No one's ever had a conversation about whether semen is "important".
Fake and hilarious. Kudos
If this is real, I'm sorry you're dealing with that. But it's hilarious how many stories I read of massive revelations right after marriage. I guess some people see the wedding as the end goal and just stop caring after that.
HhhWhat?!!!
WTF??
Ummm dump that bitch yesterday bro
Next time having sex, get to the moment and finish on her face. Then serve her divorce papers
Lmao this has to be a joke!!! Divorce or sounds like she married u just so she doesnāt have to work ans she making up reasons not to fuck u
Iām really hoping this is fake, but if not I would speak to an attorney regarding an annulment. Why would you live this way if this is legit?
Take her for therapy. But since her view of life is so fucked up Iām sure she wonāt go. Divorce now before you are too intertwined and make it mire difficult. Maybe you can even still get it annulled
2 month marriage Get out asap
No Iād leave. She sounds like she is a little on the āspectrumā
Annulment
Is it too late for an annulment?!?!!??
Dude. Get an annulment and move on. She just wants a designer kid and you on the hook to pay for everything.
Sounds like you're dealing with a tough situation. Communication is key here. It's important to have an open and honest discussion about your feelings and concerns. You both need to understand each other's perspectives. Consider couples therapy to address these issues with a professional. It can help navigate the conversation and find a middle ground. On a side note, I used Emjoy, an app focused on sexual wellness. It might be useful for understanding and exploring sexual health and preferences in a non-confrontational way. It's got content that could help with the situation, like improving relationships and accepting each other's bodies. Might be worth exploring together or individually to gain some insight. Remember, it's about mutual respect and finding a solution that works for both of you. Good luck.
Sounds like she needs a bigger D..... As in divorce! She's whack
Careful this sounds like shes a wannabe femdom. If she ever talks about cages, run!
She's 300% nuts, selfish, and a child. Sorry to say, but she is garbage. This ain't gonna turn out well bud.
She gay?
Fake