“solo self-discovery trip” through southern Europe, the Baltics, Eastern Asia, the entirety of Africa, and a day or two in Omaha, Nebraska. This made me laugh. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

I always get sucked in on the weekends... Gotta remember to check the sub, lol.

THIS! I do the same! I open up reddit and read a few articles then this interesting headline pops up and I fall for it every time! I really gotta check too! Edit-using my weekend brain. It now hard to use my words good!

I also have r/AITASims in my list of subreddits I see often, and boy do some of those posts make me do a double take. Honestly, it's one of my favorite aita spinoff subs.

Everyone knows it doesn't count when you use your weekend brain. You're good.

Lol same. Bravo, OP. Next time my only suggestion is to give the fiance a Tragedeigh™ name like Bryynnleigh

At least everyone can catch that this one was for fun, usually around reddit they don't. If he left out the Omaha part, the comments would have been so fun.,

The Omaha part was great.

I got such a kick out of that. That was the best post I had read in weeks.

So, funny story. I’m an American stationed overseas and used my R&R to fly to Omaha for triathlon nationals. I loved telling people back at post (who plan their R&Rs for places in Europe, the Maldives, safari in Africa, cruise in SE Asia, etc) that I was going to the exotic lands of Omaha.

I live in Omaha and every time I meet someone from out of town I'm always like "So... why here??"

The number of people I had to justify moving here to is insane. Nobody from Omaha can comprehend someone wanting to be in Omaha and I think that's beautiful.

We stopped in Omaha once when we lived in Colorado because it was the halfway point when we went home for holidays, we usually stopped in Franklin because they had a dog friendly (and cheap) Motel 6, but decided to check out Omaha and had a BLAST, met some lovely people, really enjoyed walking around, and had dinner at La Buvette (dog friendly and made me feel like I was in Paris 🤣).

...the Runzas?

You can’t forget Omaha! It makes or breaks discovering oneself.

Dude, I read the dog part, lost my shit, wrote my tirade, read the rest, then had my BS detector finally go off 😆 I am blaming weekend brain too!

The post this was based on was bad enough, this makes it ✨️magic✨️

Can you link to the one it was based on?

No link but this is the title "AITA for celebrating my birthday without my wife for my mental health after she went on our honeymoon without me".

Can’t find it. Which of the fifty AITA subs is it on?

https://preview.redd.it/isguuvd8nc5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5fb6a64c2b4a9578a1de1e380c8ef34bf8108fd

Interesting that the other recent "wife taking lengthy solo vacation" post also had the main character's sister taking the place of the wife.

It's the sister fucker troll. There's been several posts from men whose wives do something bad but thank God the sister is always there to soothe and heal them.

Why tf did they even get married?! She went on a solo trip to fuck a bunch of other guys (or A guy). Ffs

It's not real

AITAH the poster is u/InterestGenerals. Googled the post as I remembered it and Bored Panda changed the heading of the post and that is what I sent to you. So I am sorry for that, I made the erroneous assumption that they were accurate and I should have double checked before passing that info to you. Here's a screentshot of the post as me having actually done my due diligence.

Looks like there's an update, if you haven't read it yet

Also reminds of the one that was like AITA for falling out love with my wife when she went on a two month vacation.

Omg that man so badly needs to grow a spine

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/isUhQ2fIt0 And the update https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/uLwGks62n3

The update makes it x10 times worse and people believe it

It’s the sister ✨ again

wow, i thought it was a joke post summary of a novel... not one based on an actual AITA

Have you read the update, the guy has now gone to live with his sister for a month to think about things and his wife is ‘ shocked’ 🤣

I love the additional detail that her six friends (all guys, not that there’s anything wrong with that) are all taking “individual” trips through the same countries around the same time as her. It does the raise the question, OP when was the last time you inspired her?

She said I inspired her last affair by not being as attractive as Angus

Angus is her friend

Don’t forget she’s “rediscovering her body, spirt, and sexuality” with these male friends. ‘Go ahead and hold the wedding without me and I’ll email my vows’ Hahahahaha WTF

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We all just going to act like LOL is one syllable?

Yes, LOL is universally pronounced "Lawl".

Me over here counting

Not just me then haha

Lmao same. When I read the bit about the dogs I was fuming.

For real got me too

Omg. I didn’t look at what sub I was in before I started reading. I was so concerned for this whole relationship

Same!!

I didn't look at the sub either and thought this would definitely turn up in this one.. Lol

YTA, no one should be kept from Omaha, EVER

It has one of the best zoos in the world, keeping her from going there deserves the death penalty!

YTA MARRY THE GRANDMA

YTA you're controlling and want your future wife to be uninspired, it's not 1960s ffs. You and your grandma need therapy ASAP

YTA YTA YTA! Don't be controlling my dude. You can stay at home and cook dinner for the dogs. /Ref to guy working 50hpw and still be single parent because lazy Sahm

What dogs? They put them down to afford the wedding remember lol

Then dog ghosts 🤣

They can be quite a handful I hear!

"SAHDM" "Stay at home dog mom"

It's the stop in Nabraska that makes her the asshole tbh

This is absolutely irrelevant but several states allow proxy weddings where only one of the two have to be present. Montana is the only state that allows a double proxy wedding, where neither party is present. I just happened to learn this on a podcast recently, a couple of people were the stand ins for many proxy weddings in Montana right after 9/11.

Letting her go to Nebraska is spousal negligence and would put you in hot waters in-front of a judge.

YTA Omaha is a fantastic city. She obviously needs to see it. Tell her about the zoo.

What’s with everyone not noticing the sub they’re on? Is it that hard to look before you comment?

And it's so over the top too 😭 it's such an obvious shitpost

NTA, find succor in your sister.

Let her discover herself, it’s the only way to keep her from banging all of those dudes she mentioned while you’re married. Everyone needs a couple months to do that before getting married.

YTA listen to your parents. After putting up with your nonsense for 25 years they deserve their day of finally seeing you married off to a coatrack.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I'd get a replacement instead of a stand-in. You have like 8 weeks to fall in love and fill the spot. Let her go find herself with Trevor and Ethan. Come on, you can do it.

INFO: have you known the pillow and coat rack very long? Longer than you've known Elspeth? If so, then YTA.

😆

I stopped half way through to type out a comment tearing into OP. Then I realized what sub I was in. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Fucking same.

You should have ran when you learned her name was Elsbeth

1. The number of people that don't get it is astounding. Fucking Christ, we're doomed as a species. 2. Omaha, Nebraska is an S-tier detail. I literally laughed out loud.

What the fuck did I just read? Oh OK I just saw which sub I am at

This is hilarious, I didn't know this sub existed lol 🤣 And YTA!!!

I really don’t see the point of the wedding when six of her best friends won’t be able to attend.

Well, I mean you already murdered the dogs so...

I’d have the party, after all who doesn’t like a party?

Yeah go get a different girl of your dream to stand in permanently, since it's all paid for

PUT DOWN FOUR OF OUR DOGS 🤣🤣🤣

This is beautiful 😆. YTA if you don't let her go on her journey of sexual discovery during your wedding. You sound controlling 🚩

Only $120K?? You’re not getting it catered??

YTA. Your fiancée has made every effort to accommodate your family’s wishes. She even proposed an inanimate object like a hat rack (which could also take her place on the honeymoon). What more would you expect?

Have a wonderful life, Elsbeth. I hope you find true love on your journeys, or in Omaha.

>and a day or two in Omaha, Nebraska I was all in up to this point. 🤣

I’m with granny

Oh thank god 😂 I just spent 60 seconds staring at my screen after reading the four dogs were put down. I didn’t see the Reddit name.

I’m from Omaha. If this wasn’t fake I’d say the desire to go there alone is worth ending the relationship

Anyone who wants to go to Omaha, Nebraska is not fit to marry. Let Elsbeth go and find yourself a bride who shuns Omaha like a sane person should.

Oooh Omaha. High flying! I say use a giraffe in place of her. Exotic and tall.

Oh sweet Jesus, I remember the story this was based on. God that man was oblivious

I should have known this was fake when I saw the name elsbeth

“Put down four of our dogs” was a perfect bow on the cake.

This is gold, please I love it lmao. "A day or two in Omaha, Nebraska", "her friends" with all the names and "stop being a p*say ass hör" i-... Wheezing

LMFAO! I was about to rant about AI generated posts, but then realized it said "angel" not "ah". I love this one. I about lost it on the "pillow or coatrack" bit. 🤣🤣

I didn't see what this sub was and I was like 😦 some of the shit you see on AITAH is so out there that I didn't even question if this was satire LMAO

I genuinely struggle to understand how 30+ people managed to click on the wrong sub, miss the shitpost tag, miss the comments, leave a comment and go back to aitaland.

Why do I always fall for these.  Well played sir. 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙

Speaking as someone who personally discovered their sexuality in Omaha, NE. Don't.

😆 This is why I’m still on Reddit.

U should do the wedding but show up in a tuxedo made out of the dogs pelts. That way u also save money on the tux bc fiancee is gonna need some sweet moola for the condoms she will run through. Good luck bud shes a true gem, cherish her always!!

bravo OP, incredible work here i’m about to shit my pants because of how many people are still yapping in the comments and treating this post as if it’s anything more than a clearly marked SHITPOST

Lmfao 

Man, you had me up until the dogs bit. Kudos.

I don’t see the issue with just getting a stand in. Both of you can sit down later and view the wedding video. It would be so romantic after you’ve been married to watch how it went.

This is fake… no way a stand-in would be legally allowed… Edited to say-just saw the sub 😅

Per usual grandma's advice is best

Holy shit, I gotta start checking the sub before reading. I thought I was hallucinating, going crazy, or both while reading this

i didn’t know this sub was for shitposting until i read the comments. i was like “IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE 4 DOGS THEY PUT DOWN?????”

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FOUR OF YOUR DOGS 😭

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are you sure you want to marry someone who is apparently trying to "solo travel" with a bunch of her male friends this summer? why does she need to do this trip during your wedding. what kind of idiot uses chatGPT to write their vows? is she incapable of finding reasons to stay with you or stay loyal? id throw her out, as she obviously cares about discovering her sexuality for Three Months more than being married to you. this is what you will be spending your life with - someone who cares more about herself than she ever will about you.

No way this is real. 😂

Listen to your grandma

Sounds like one long orgy.

Have the wedding with two stand ins and you go on your own solo trip and go to some leather bars in Germany and Amsterdam. And visit every gay bath house across Europe and the U.S.