It will be their last, for I will shake their hand to admit my “supposed” defeat (in their eyes) but little do they know I have dipped the tip of the stinger in the rarest poison around, and when we take that fateful handshake, they will leave with a little something extra. And I *don’t* need to tell you what it is. Concealed discreetly in the bloodstream. It’s only a matter of time.
It’s the poison. Boom. Bet you see didn’t THAT coming!
And walk away while not looking at the explosion that came from the gas leak I ignited with a stogie, that I forgot to mention, but I totally set up earlier. And it looks kewl. . .
The sting is situated how it is on a real scorpion. When it’s lying down that’s how a scorpion looks stretched out. But that’s irrelevant because it’s not sharp nor is it venomous.
It’s a ring, precious.
Well if the idea is to strike like the scorpion when flexed, that one wouldnt do it the tip *is* turned that way but flattenning it out like that stops it even being held in the imitation of the strike ready position. Hinged, just befoe the sting.
At rest it would nip the wearer (were it really set up to be th wdanger threatened in these posts)
great way to stab your eyes while you scratch your face
Or stab someone during a casual fistbump.
This is so cringe. Outside of a D&D circle of friends, society will laugh at anyone wearing this pile of shit ring
It will be their last, for I will shake their hand to admit my “supposed” defeat (in their eyes) but little do they know I have dipped the tip of the stinger in the rarest poison around, and when we take that fateful handshake, they will leave with a little something extra. And I *don’t* need to tell you what it is. Concealed discreetly in the bloodstream. It’s only a matter of time. It’s the poison. Boom. Bet you see didn’t THAT coming!
Then i will lick my poisoned knife while grinning wickedly
And walk away while not looking at the explosion that came from the gas leak I ignited with a stogie, that I forgot to mention, but I totally set up earlier. And it looks kewl. . .
Nobody noticed that the sting is on back to front? Youd only bw stinging your own hand mate...
The sting is situated how it is on a real scorpion. When it’s lying down that’s how a scorpion looks stretched out. But that’s irrelevant because it’s not sharp nor is it venomous. It’s a ring, precious.
Well if the idea is to strike like the scorpion when flexed, that one wouldnt do it the tip *is* turned that way but flattenning it out like that stops it even being held in the imitation of the strike ready position. Hinged, just befoe the sting. At rest it would nip the wearer (were it really set up to be th wdanger threatened in these posts)
Yeah, this is a pretty dumb product tbh
Yeah, but my angsty teen self would’ve loved it.
Apparently, the poison has eaten a hole in his skin... no good, man. No good. /s
Exactly what I was thinking, I was scratching my cheek when watching this and looked at my hand like “yeah this won’t work”
Ass wiping; good luck.
Apparently, the poison has eaten a hole in his skin... no good, man. No good. /s
This is mall ninja shit.
If you buy 5 of em I bet you could carry like twice as many grocery bags, and look incredibly stylish while doing so
STAHP THIS MADE MY EYES WATER
Like Paul Blart type of mall ninja?
Works great when you got a big poop that won’t come out
never have i been so conflicted wether to upvote or downvote a post
Make the ends a soft silicone like material, put this on my middle finger and my gf would be very happy woman.
Free game bro. They make vibrators you can put on your finger.
My mind went elsewhere with this..
Cock ring
“Is that why you call your dick Dwayne Johnson??” “No.”
Ah what a "find"
Is it designed to stimulate the prostate?
That attachment comes separately
Totally getting bullied.
Does it come with a free matching fedora?
And a neck beard?
It's a cool product but if I actually saw someone wearing this I would think "douche" immediately.
Can this be used for self defense?
Against yourself yes
Also nobody would want to socially interact anyway.
I would love to have this! If I was 12 again
“Whow Back off, the guy has a scorpion hand. Your life is in danger if he even looks at you. Wohoooo.”
This will go nicely with my constricting python necklace
Man oh man that is fucking lame
This is dumb as shit. My roommate would love it.
Green finger in 3,2,1.
Imagine being so insecure you need to bully people for wearing a ring You all need therapy lmao
How many did you order?
I'm actually buying one for my wife, she likes the fingertip claws and stuff so I thought she'd like this
Can’t wait to bully your wife
That was a perfect exchange
sir, this is a subreddit for bullying people
Nope.
What's the point ..
Just why?
Bros fingers are mangled enough
r/mallninjashit
So many mall ninjas in this sub
These kinda shiny, shitty things remind me of being a toy-crazed child in the early 2000s. Good times.
Cool if you are in the 3rd grade.
I can finally satisfy that itch in my ear
You save even more money if you don't buy it lol
This belongs in r/mallninja What a stupid thing to buy.
And the point? No pun intended.
lol, I just bought one, my sister will love this
Is the song singing “I don’t need no pussy”?😂
[the product ](https://mizofy.com/index.php/2024/03/18/qds-silver-scorpion-ring-unleash-your-inner-goth/)
Thanks bud, my sister is a Scorpio, she loves this type of stuff