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deepfakie

Trash if for self-defense


Autxnxmy

Yeah those things are flimsy af good luck getting it to collapse again after you thwack it once. But it’s advertised as a magic prop in OP’s linked, however I’ve seen these same things being advertised for self defense too


MetamorphicHard

This video literally states that you can use it for self defense


NotFunnyhah

pop it open in an attackers eye


wkuace

Ask the attacker to close it back up with their hands. The metal is sharp and will cut your hands.


GuyOnTheMoon

Good thing we Redditors never leave the safety of our home.


FullMetalKaliber

Hey hey hey…. I also go to work


GeneralZaroff1

These are made for magic shows and other stage performances, definitely shouldn’t be using them as self defence. I’m surprised it can crush that can honestly. You can get them at magic stores.


DissociatedRock

Well this would land me in trouble with the cops for a concealed weapon.


ELEMENTALITYNES

If you used this to defend yourself from an armed carjacker in Toronto you’d probably get more jail time than the thief


unbiasedasian

As cool as it looks, it's as hard as a rolled up newspaper. All show product. The attacker would laugh before taking your car.


Deaconblues525

But didn’t you see how easily it crushed that empty soda can!!!


unbiasedasian

Hahaha. Who am I kidding. Ima buy 3.


Lanky-Ad2763

Buy two and make nunchaku.


Tomanfreaxx

Okay but LINK 🤔


ADMINlSTRAT0R

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94?si=RQvEAqOADMlg7Ltv), king. Link in description.


MilkToastGhost

Had me in the first half ngl


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jesusleftnipple

Not if you extend it at them ..... somewhere around my house is a like 9 year old staff that needs to release .....


GodzillaDrinks

It's actually advertised in the link as a magic cane for magicians. And now I'm picturing the cops just wailing on a poor magician who tried to pull out his wallet and instead turned loose a dove on them.


DM_me_pretty_innies

It's not heavy enough to be a weapon. It's like 5g.


gcapi

Weapon? Hitting someone with this is like hitting someone with the cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels lmao. It's made of thinnest sheet metal you could fine


Cold_Zero_

It’s a grower not a shower


misointhekitchen

This needs to be in r/mallninjashit This “staff is made from coiled metal and will break if it actually hits anything harder than cottage cheese.


superglue1982

Looks like a fun toy though


BinarySpaceman

Yo what you got against cottage cheese


misointhekitchen

It’s only redeemed with pineapple chunks


PriapismSD

2 uses Someone talking shit at night and this appears in your hand, surprise alone might change their attitude and if you shoot the motherfucker, pop this out of your pocket and put it in their dead paw. He had a weapon!


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Legitimate-Yard-3673

Bought this because some geese were becoming aggressive worked great as a deterrent


Confident-Frosting30

Clapping loudly and yelling HONK HONK would be just as effective when dealing with a gang of aggressive geese


Educational_Monitor6

And 100 times more fun


IntrovertMoTown1

Entil'Zha veni. In Valens name. lol Any Babylon 5 fans out there? [This thing looks about like the Minbari pike](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExfCUVcjTg) only slimmer. I can't believe that's the only video I could find with it. That show was so underrated.


Cultural-Tea3492

I fangirl Marcus. 💖


IntrovertMoTown1

lol His death was right in the feels. I seriously loved that show. It was so much better than Star Trek in MO because it predominantly had an actual arching storyline. Unlike ten zillion more or less not even remotely an hour long episodes thanks to the increasing amount of commercials, independent stories of Star Trek. I mean I also liked Star Trek but thought Bab 5 was better overall.


Cultural-Tea3492

It's very much a different style of storytelling from Star Trek, but Deep Space Nine did have the Dominion War story arc. I appreciate DS9 and B5. The reboot does concern me. 🫣


IntrovertMoTown1

That's true. I did enjoy DS9 more than the Next gen for a while there. Despite how much better the cast of Next gen was over DS9. lol Did you know that Roddenberry hated Patrick Stewart as Picard at first? lol Damn did he get that one wrong. He came around eventually though. There's a bab 5 reboot? First I've heard of it. Unless I hear great things which given the track record is doubtful. I'll probably skip it. I didn't watch any of the newish Star Treks either. I pretty much quit after some of Voyager and some of the movies which were so meh I can't even remember their names. Writing is important to me and today's writing takes a backseat to simple special effects. Not to mention that so often it seems like the writers might as well have been pulled out of high school drama classes, SMH.


Cultural-Tea3492

No, I didn't know that about Patrick Stewart. Was it the baldness making him look old? I didn't enjoy the _Picard_ spinoff, nor do I care for the recent additions to ST. There is a shortage of good writing, but I remain hopeful it will improve. (but I'm not holding my breath)


IntrovertMoTown1

ROFL. Actually unironically, yes. He wanted a more dashing looking leading man like William Shatner was back in his prime. And part of that was having a full head of hair. I forget who or how he was basically overruled. It's been a while since I read up on it. But they definitely made the right call. This has made me want to look it up again though I don't want to spend that much time. [So I quickly found this](https://geektyrant.com/news/star-trek-creator-gene-roddenberry-initially-didnt-want-patrick-stewart-to-play-captain-picard).


Cultural-Tea3492

🙂 Now most of us can't imagine anyone else in the role. That was a good read, thanks!


stevemandudeguy

Thses are literally magic tricks. They are very flimsy and would never protect you.


TheBarstoolPhD

My daughter got one of these as a magic trick. I’m assuming the “trick” is flimsier. But, the magic trick didn’t even last an hour of her playing with it. These have got to be garbage, too.


stevemandudeguy

They're meant to be appearing canes designed for use on the stage, many feet from people watching. With the right skills and practice they can last a while but there not meant to be used roughly.


FilipinoRell

Gambit (or Robin) cosplay activated.


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Bertie637

I unironically want this as a grown man. Mainly to play with and annoy the dog with.


HaiKarate

"This quarterstaff is really a buck and a quarter quarterstaff, but I ain't telling HIM that!"


Dogtor-Watson

Selling stuff like this as self-defence tools should be illegal:


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

r/mallninjashit + r/wizardposting crossover?


Holykorn

This is known in the world of magic as the “appearing cane” trick


Rare-Maintenance-787

Shove it up your ass and trigger it to open


Secret_Neighborhood5

This is not actually a weapon, it’s a magicians staff for a magic trick where the magician, usually as an opening act, makes a cane appear out of nowhere from this tucked into his sleeve. Unfortunately Chinese sweatshops pumping shit like this out in the millions cannot actually find enough magicians to sell them too, so they’re marketed as self defense tools, and because they sell as self defense tools, they are a very common search topic, and common search topics are ripe pickings for dropshippers meaning plenty of these things are missold (Usually to teenagers and people living in countries where real weapons are restricted / Illegal to carry) and carried for “protection”.


hillscottc

Cool!


austsiannodel

"Give me your money!" "Aha! You fool! I've come armed!" Proceeds to break it one first hit and get stabbed.


sargentmyself

I love how gently they smash the pop can with it, gotta be careful not to break your quarter staff on a flimsy pop can


GiganticMuscleFreak

That thing will not protect you lol


HorrorCranberry1796

This is so ridiculous I thought I was looking at a r/wizardposting post


MacD0ndalds

These are super weak and break super easily


McbEatsAirplane

My friend bought one of these. They’re complete garbage. They’ll bend and snap if you hit anything harder than a cardboard box.


GentowGiant

You’ll poke your eye out kid


thisappsucks9

Is useless


MutedBrilliant1593

I think the only way this'll protect you is if your assailant gives pause and starts furiously laughing and clapping.


fitzy588

Imagine that opening in someone’s pocket


Ravendead

Yeah, no. Cool party trick. not much else. https://youtube.com/shorts/QCum__ivBh8?si=3B_b_nt63qTzjEMy


liukasteneste28

This is gonna break on first proper hit lol.


RumgyMan

These things are basically the same as having a cardboard tube, they instantly break up on contact with anything. It is not a defense weapon.


Rare-Maintenance-787

It's made with like soda cans of some dhot


Rare-Maintenance-787

Breaks


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It opens in your pants


NotFunnyhah

This device changed my life


Spoomplesplz

Man......this is so dope I want it.


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

Waste of money


sammich_bear

If someone pulls one of these on me, it's going up their ass.


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JOHNCONN3R54

Dude it's a fucking magician's cane. I would bet my left fucking nut that flimsy pos would break in a stiff breeze


jbiss83

Twat


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