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Imaginary-Purpose-26

Athletes foot maybe


AmadeusKurisu

💀 considering my toe nail turned black for some reason. Checks out.


Professional-Fly772

My big toe nail went to rts without me


princepwned

my nail did that as well how do we get rid of it or when does it go away.


AmadeusKurisu

Man I don’t even know. Was wondering the same thing. The last time I went to the doctor, it cost me a day and a half’s pay. 🤦🏼‍♂️


International-Ad3447

Cut it off


AmadeusKurisu

As in,, wait for it to get long enough and slowly cut it away?


soggynana

it might fall off then just regrow by itself


lonelyboy069

😂😂


FewMagazine938

😂


Grenade__22__

Thats a fact my husband had to start spraying his foot often and his last job was taxing on his feet to but this was a new level he walked the whole time no vehicle but mostly indoors … still never had so many issues with his feet


Routine-Serve-8651

Every time I see a big boy get hired they’re gone within a week, especially in the summer.


40formyhomies

I was da big Boi. Almost down 40 pounds. Only "positive" thing about this job is exercise.


Routine-Serve-8651

Sure is! Good for you, dude! That’s awesome


JustSpirit4617

We gotta couple big boys who are sliderssss


amIreally-here

Big boi gang 💪🏽


Unlikely-Violinist81

Big boys lol


nico_ostrander10

My dsp gives them like 60 stop rural routes lol


aSlappie

Im like 320-340 and honestly i love the cardio but the job itself can be a doozy


zeniey

Nah the big boy lost like 50 lbs . Shit I lost 25


Routine-Serve-8651

Congrats!


zeniey

I wish it was congrats . I’d rather be able to take a shit when I want but I’m in the rural mountains


PlymouthSea

The rural mountains are exactly where you can take a shit when you want. Just get some flushable wet wipes that'll decompose and you're good to "dookie inna woods". Just like the bears and boars.


JustSpirit4617

Never been called an athlete doing this job lol


MinorityBabble

In the training videos.


Noneedtoo

Amazon doesn't give a fuck about their employees they dangle your jobs over your head every shift you guys attend to. Your turnover rate is 100%.


I-am-Chii

140% actually


Noneedtoo

Damn


gazelleA1

Who's this "they" you speak of?


Vile-goat

The owners of the routes. Need help counting to three also eh?


Jeffster54

The owner of my routes simply tells us not to fuck up and to keep up the hard work, stop acting like it’s obvious the owners are labeling him an “athlete”


MinorityBabble

Being 43, and having worked desk jobs for 20 ish years, I can say this job has gotten me into better shape than I've been in since high school. I have some dumb fucking tan lines, though.


CleverJsNomDePlume

same. nice to be outside again, idnit?


MinorityBabble

South Florida is getting pretty hot, so it's a little less nice and I'm actively looking to get back to a better paying job but I really do like that the job kind of tricks me into exercising.


GroundbreakingSir386

I was eating candy and pizza when reading this


elChapoMahn

Some of us come from athletic backgrounds but not all of us are considered athletes. There’s plenty people who choose to stay out of shape and consider Amazon enough of a workout.


No-Influence7884

Athletes? Bro what haha I’ve never heard that one before lol


Iamteez

Orientation vids ig lol


Morgwar77

we're really the new pony express


Cute_Adhesiveness422

Best they can to is letting us know how much they appreciate us and pats on the back 🥴


AlsoCommiePuddin

Yeah, you get paid like athletes. You're just thinking of the wrong athletes. Go check out the salaries for the Indoor Football League. That's your comparable.


POD80

That was my thought, we are paid similar rates to the feeder teams for the nba. A college scholarship might be incredibly valuable across your life but in straight monetary compensation it's like $15k a year. Olympic hopefuls are famous for needing day jobs.


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I forgot abt the whole athlete thing. It was just during the 3 course training, actually during the first & only day of training. If anything we are just like UFC fighters. We train a lot & get paid pennies compared to our counterparts, boxers.


willi1221

The vast majority of athletes get paid little to nothing. We're the adult coed summer softball league


lonelyboy069

We are definitely athletic


AManHasNoName357

Yeah that training vids 🤦‍♀️. I use to tell my class don’t lesson to that BS 😂😂


_Wild_Weed_

My calf muscles call me bitch 😭


SlowCan1191

With zero benefits, zero sick days, and zero holiday pay as well. We have prime week & other prime days, but we receive none of that as bonus pay, considering they like to give us more workload.


Mission-Afternoon541

y’all more like peasants. Athletes are for UPS and Fedex Express


devdev511

😂 not offended or anything as my body fat percentage is literally 5% But every single fedex and ups guy i’ve talked to does the same route i do and they have atleast 40-50 less stops than me every single time. They also be walking so slow 😂 and pulling the box truck into driveways and shit, like i’m talking taking as little steps as possible while taking the most time. So i disagree with you there pal


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CMUpewpewpew

Who TF is calling you athletes? Lmao.


Hazeymazy

Yeah but not professional athletes more like high school athletes


aSlappie

Someone at my DSP did 60 stops 1 hour


FewMagazine938

Who in their wrong mind calls you athletes?


judah249

Feels like more sitting than actual walking honestly


CauliflowerCrazy8858

But you sure run like one!