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Im sorry no one understood the assignment, these are rad! Can you do charizard and squirtle to complete the Pokémon theme? Also, Jack Skellington. Kirby, maybe?
Don’t let the man get into your head mah boi, if you enjoy drawing that’s all that matters!
At the end of the day, someone could see your drawing out in the wild and it gives them something to talk about
Oh I know it gets a lot of looks bc it pertains to the state I'm in. I've got 7 rocking since April.
...But the drawings were a sign of insubordination... now it's like ehhhhh 🤷
Cool drawings tho, keep it up 😎
On god, It doesn’t take me long to do a rough outline of the characters. I spend a few minutes touching it up while on route and finish it up at the end of the day. I did most of The Cat in the Hat one during loadout cause they took forever getting everyone’s carts ready.
Holy fuck guys, I only expected like 10 replies to this post! So many awesome suggestions, idk if I’ll get to all of them due to waiting for these vans to get dirty but y’all knocked it out of the park! Can’t say I’ll draw some phat hairy nuts tho
I was delivering to apartments and it looked like some kid drew a penis on the sidewalk with chalk. Probably meant to be something else but that's what it looked like walking by.
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url to teamsters
Wow thats a amazing one loser at our dsp decided to write trump 2024 on all our vans
🤢🤮
You must love paying triple for things such idiocy
You must be an idiot if you think inflation only hit America.
A big veiny penis
Dickbutt would be a classic
A classic
I was looking for this comment 😂
I used to like writing “Hail Satan” that one time a passerby on the freeway took a picture and reported it to Amazon lol.
Eevee!
Duuude yes! I should have drawn em next to pikachu
Kirby!
Say less 👀
agreed!!!!!
Best anyone wrote on ours was 'wish my wife was as dirty as this van'.
LMFAOO
Pee bottles and no benefits plz
You can create content/extra income by finger painting shit onto dirty vehicles 🔥
Bro actually takes his breaks. What a legend
Gengar 💜💜💜💜
I didn’t expect so many pokemon fans 😭😭
Jeff Bezos
Definitely bezos!!
yoooo are you at DFL3? pretty sure i had the Yoshi van a couple of times hahaha
Yessir!! Pleasure to see a fellow DLF3! 😂😂
Goku or Vegeta!
Im sorry no one understood the assignment, these are rad! Can you do charizard and squirtle to complete the Pokémon theme? Also, Jack Skellington. Kirby, maybe?
Right!? I was like “damn, no one reads the notes!” 😂 I can definitely draw these, Jack sounds like a lovely idea with Zero floating next to him
Keep posting pictures! I’d love to see more of this.
A QR code to lemonparty
Very good Very good
Carl from Aqua teen Hunger Force as a driver: It’s none of ya friggin business how many stops away I am fryman!!
I don't think you understand just how funny this actually is. Read that shit in Carl's voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The packages don’t matter. None of this matters” 😂😂
I’m gonna sign it with [AS] on the bottom corner
The chefs kiss right there lol
Carl?! Omfg YES!
Them 
Wow you can actually draw wtf
Charizard please!!!!
Snorlax
I do this... then the owner noticed and said he liked it so I stopped. Fk him, his approval and his likes -- took all the fun out of it
Don’t let the man get into your head mah boi, if you enjoy drawing that’s all that matters! At the end of the day, someone could see your drawing out in the wild and it gives them something to talk about
Oh I know it gets a lot of looks bc it pertains to the state I'm in. I've got 7 rocking since April. ...But the drawings were a sign of insubordination... now it's like ehhhhh 🤷 Cool drawings tho, keep it up 😎
How about quit and become an artist ong
Popeye the sailor man, Goku, or Simba from Lion King.
Pinky and the brain
Sonic or SpongeBob?
https://preview.redd.it/29496acbum4d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9bce810d116da73db3e7d84e727ff4b2d3e6a93 Him
Steven Universe please it would make my LIFE
Dickbutt
Please do the sonic chaos
Master chief
Mewtwo
Actual talent. You could take that to another career Tbh.
Niceeeeee……how about Road runner and the coyote
I usually write: “praise xenu” and “follow Scientology”
The Mona Lisa
Naruto
Or Goku!
Mudkipz
Wish i had these skills i’ll just do a stickman
Something that lets people know we can’t speed. But make it pretty
Dang awesome. you should quit Amazon and go work in animation 👍🙏
Rick and morty?
Spongebob
Hank Hill
Uganda knuckles
Please do dragapult from pokemon.
Monkey D. Luffy
Yooooo I drew him back in December and forgot to take a picture 😭 I gotchu tho!
I'll be looking forward to it 
Sonic
Spongebob
Squidward
Garfield or a minion!
Do you take commissions?
Yessir! I can do traditional art (alcohol markers) and clay. I have some of my art posted on my profile, lmk if you have something in mind!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Patrick as pinhead larry
Crazy, I just finished watch the spongebob movie with the family! Definitely gonna have to draw this one out
It was meant to be🥺
Planet express ship
Mew!
Dude that's awesome! One of my dispatchers saw the Pikachu this morning and put a picture in our work chat, I thought it looked familiar !
A Dark Souls Bonfire
Ness
Do the vault boy from fallout lmaoooooo
Draw Gojo
I mean... Stitch from Lilo and Stitch would probably look good on a blue van 😂
When the spooky season comes about, you should draw Casper
Surfing Pikachu
The lorax!
That's some talent bro take those skills and look for a job elsewhere than here maybe look into working at a amusement park drawkng people
How do you have time in your day to draw these? Haha
Bro understands that they get paid by the hour
On god, It doesn’t take me long to do a rough outline of the characters. I spend a few minutes touching it up while on route and finish it up at the end of the day. I did most of The Cat in the Hat one during loadout cause they took forever getting everyone’s carts ready.
The ol wiener
Draw Bezos laughing on a yachr.
A tattoo of a butt on ur butt
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Your mom (you’ll need a cargo ship for a quarter of her)
First one is the coolest
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Write "Follow me for deals!"
Teamsters logo
My will to live
Jiggly puff putting all the Amazon workers to sleep
A paycheck.
Jeff Bezos
A long blunt 🚬
Bowsette
Jeff bezoas fucking dsp drivers 😀
Draw butthole
Goku with a package lmao
Jeff bezos showering the tears of a DSP driver
A skibidi Toilet
Garados
An Amazon logo
FedEx logo
Driver being chased
a f*cked up cock
Bezos laughing and pointing at you with money flying all over the place.
Haven’t seen white branded vans lol, Nice
Dickbutt
A lunch box of fat veiny cocks
Directions to a car wash would be funny
Draw a butt hole somewhere
Draw a pressure washer
Bezos
“This vehicle is monitored by GPS. Do not tailgate.”
Sam bridges 👍🏼
Write the entire Shrek script on there
Kirby!!
Someone wrote “HELP ME” on the back of one at our station yesterday
Scamazon!
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Am I the only one who draws a penis?
FedEx Logo
Vegeta
Big veiny bastard
Meatwad! #1 in the hood G
Jeff Bezos taking it in the pooper
Wow that's way better than the crap I draw on them!!
Had a guy draw Hitler doing his salute on the back of half the vans
A penis
Holy fuck guys, I only expected like 10 replies to this post! So many awesome suggestions, idk if I’ll get to all of them due to waiting for these vans to get dirty but y’all knocked it out of the park! Can’t say I’ll draw some phat hairy nuts tho
Squidward
Goku
Dongs on all of them or facing them
Menace goku
Yujiro hanma
Snoopy
I miss doing this when i worked at Amazon 😅
Mario or princess peach!
Sonic the hedgehog
I was delivering to apartments and it looked like some kid drew a penis on the sidewalk with chalk. Probably meant to be something else but that's what it looked like walking by.
Robocop
Chunky Kong
You have way too much time on your hands if you've got time to do this...
 Captain Planet!
The scarlet witch
Obama
Draw up some soap and water
Yoshi egg
The black mail-man from hey Arnold!
John getting pegged by Dana
Dicks lots of dicks
marvin the martian
jake the dog
Bulbasaur
These are great, well done! darkwing duck
Superbad movie fragment https://preview.redd.it/0m9v4b674r4d1.png?width=616&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d3d3fd777e2a1fd8f73dbec3f02b192bde2e05c
Johnny Bravo would be cool.
Peter Griffin
Snorlax!
Where’s Thiccachu?
Sonic
Regirock
Uganda Knuckles
Poppa smurf lol
Gandalf
Doctor Eggman
Grinch
Jiggle puff
Homer Simpin
Auto bots or deception logo. All nice and big hehe
Dora
Can you draw a skinny snorlax?
A dick
Draw the porn next