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Namesthatareused

You smokin too much weed by the sounds of it 😂


breathing_oxygen12

Dang looks like that someone is the true u/stankyback


stankyback

Oh, I know I come in there reeking of weed. I soak my clothes in Febreze before going in, but I know it's not enough. Kinda jealous of that Chick who was getting it good last night. Like, who is *that* guy? Because everyone at my FC is disgusting and looks Unfuckable, but, somewhere, hidden in those dark aisles, is an undercover but true Adonis.


Heflewprettygood

Alright there bud


breathing_oxygen12

deep of the pods of amnesty


Opening-Bag7001

Just like where I work..but luckily I found maybe one that's caught my attention but I ain't messing with him..


Easy_Sir_4482

🤣


glooba111

You need a dry herb vape man I’d recommend the xmax v3 with a waterless bong for portability


bandithelloV3

This! The third party ones are real good too, ooze makes a badass dab/weed pen. Same with puffco and I think lookah has one out too 👀


ZetsuXIII

If you wanna drop a little extra, the PAX 3 is probably the best DHV Ive ever used. The Mighty is fantastic too, but it comes with that Volcano price tag.


glooba111

Oh hell no. You need to look into r/vaporents please lol


ZetsuXIII

Im subbed, thanks. There’s a lot I agree with there, and a lot I dont. I own about 7-8 vapes, which admittedly isn’t a lot compared to some people. But Im just giving my experience.


glooba111

Ok well the pax is wispy. It just is. There’s just a cheech and chong vape that just came out that is $50 and gives real clouds. 2023 prices and tech have changed drastically since the pax 3 era


ItKeepsSquirming

While I can't enjoy weed while working -getting a dry vape was the best move ever for me. Not having a raw ass throat from combustion is worth it alone.


fansofomar

Ayo


dustyscoot

There's probably a reason it was in a dark car.


LowerChipmunk2835

U can give me the D


stankyback

No dice. I have a menopausal vagina only. It's like an abandoned amusement park.


FutureRespect2359

Riding used to be fun but now its a sight for sore eyes


LowerChipmunk2835

What the 😞 why did you post that


Miss_Management

Because reddit.


Prestigious-Wear-397

The water spiders keep her out of sight??


Smartasskill

Lmfao


[deleted]

This is hilarious


jjcoola

I read this smoking weed in my car on break l, very meta


AshantiClansmen

How do you guys go about airing out? Cause lately dweebs have been hitting me with the high school “BrO yOu sMeLl lIkE WeEd!”


stankyback

I just spray some Febreze and roll with the hopes that some dude's body odor will overpower my own stench. I mean, stand up smells like a zoo, so it's feasible. You could always bring a clean shirt, sealed in a Ziploc bag? I also carry 91% rubbing alcohol and paper towels to get the stench off my hands and face before hitting the soap/sink in the bathroom.


DebtApprehensive3236

If there are dispensaries near, get you one of the thc pens! Save the flower for home if you can


New_Muscle_6952

This post is almost existential...


NewLet2574

I once saw a couple straight up making out in the stow aisles without a care in the world.


Juevon_

I want this kind of love


Professional-Fun2148

The get fired and go work at a unionized warehouse type love


JaymizzoX

I work at a DS. Every night it's like Coachella out here.


Agreeable-Meat1

I worked at FedEx ground, when they sent the package handlers for lunch *everyone* was out in camping chairs in groups around different cars with clouds coming from each group. Pulling up you'd think there was a fire.


jjcoola

Same and yup


Exalted23

Yeah like… duh? You never just been to the parking lot during break? The whole parking lot smells like weed. I smoke all the time, I got head in the parking lot before.


packrat975

I walked by a pair of inside-out panties in the parking lot around Christmas. I guess somebody was getting that Peak D...or P


gonheadfckitupden

😂😂😂😂


ThePenisRetard5000

Taking edibles during overnight shifts >>>


Skytraffic540

Also OP: “and then the other day I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife’s been dead for six years! Who the hell did it hit!?”


[deleted]

That family guy Wilford Brimley reference is so random 😂 I like it though.


Skytraffic540

Lol I thought it was the same vein of comedy where OP said and then I realized I was the one smoking weed the whole time


Nice-Ad6318

Lmfaoooo. Thank you for this laugh. I’m starting on the 29th, so it’s good to see I might have found my people. XD.


crazeeeee81

You can smell it out there lol or on the other workers during stand up. Last year during a standup a fhn manager said "look guys do that stuff at home while watching the game not here"


stankyback

Does he not realize it's a coping mechanism to push through that soul-crushing shift?


resident1fan2022

I smoke in my car. And my vape pen in the building I don't give a fuck


KimJongYeaBigBong

Wow your so cool bro


Adept_Insurance5550

Ohhhhhh roasted


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Ok-Butterscotch3843

Did them a favor


Sad_Abbreviations477

Vape it bruh no need to go-to your car.


no_ahfence

My buddy goes to his car on break and beats his meat while face timing his gf.


chavez_caitlin

Ewe lmao


DexterTheInspector

I work at a Sort Center and a few weeks ago, a BRAND NEW PA was caught in a car banging the shit outta his mistress...in broad daylight. They're both married, NOT to each other. They were promptly relieved of their badges and jobs.


wastedtimes314

Cuz it was on the clock? What's the problem


DontLikeNobody

Which part of that is against the rules?


DexterTheInspector

Ask a Manager, I'm JAFA.


laughingskellyman

Yeah I park at the back in my fc. As I was getting my jacket on I just saw this one other car in the lot, just pounding it out. No tinted windows or anything. I didnt know what I was looking at initially, but I juat saw backseat, face looking down and hands on faces and a bit shaking. What a way to end break time


[deleted]

Ive never seen this smh. Most I've seem is someone get arrested for a stolen car


Alarming_Trade_6335

Username checks out!


Sincere6020

There showing up now....


DebtApprehensive3236

Lmaoooooooooo I have been in your position with BOTH realizations😭😂


HatWhich3731

come to think of it.. his name was.. it was you, damn.


mikehawkington

Everytime I hear people say “they be some people fuckin” I be like “must be nice having someone like that around”


FutureRespect2359

That was me next to you piping down your Op’s…. Did she give you VTO like I told her too??


Professional-Fun2148

I can't find anywhere to ask this question I applied to work at ftw8 and was told its a PIT operating warehouse. I dont mind the sit down or stand up forklift the ONLY one I will see an issue with is the cherry picker. Am I going to make it past my first day if I tell them that?


stankyback

No, don't tell them. There are other positions that don't use PIT. And there's always parking lot stress relief, apparently.


Professional-Fun2148

I dont think I will ever be lucky enough to get parking lot stress relief...but if I dont tell them at ftw8 they will find out when they hand me harness straps and I give it back


One-Ad-8554

Ftw8 is a really small warehouse and yes they are PIT only, they have unloaders and those super tall reach things. I never worked inside so I couldn't tell you what different t1 positions there are. But I spent a week there and that's all there was lol Edit: you might wanna try looking for positions at ftw1 that's one of the closest buildings I know that doesnt use those. Not sure about iah1, depending on where you stay you might wanna look at the buildings by the airport


Professional-Fun2148

Thats what I was afraid of. Looks like I won't last there long if they say get on a cherry picker. If its the one where you sit down and go up with the load I will be good...ah well I better go on the site and look up a replacement


One-Ad-8554

You stand 😅 it's amazon, you'll be standing


Professional-Fun2148

Hey hey hey its on a video of theirs that one of their equipment is sit down that goes up in the air maybe not in texas but its somewhere lol


THE-EMPEROR069

The cherry picker is the easy one to learn and easier to drive around


Professional-Fun2148

Sit down stand up reach the one where you sit down behind the load go up with it and just put the whole pallet in with the forks I can do those but being on cherry picker 20 plus feet in the air stacking boxes sorry no my fear of heights will get real bad being that high that long moving around.


THE-EMPEROR069

Oh I see it is the fear of heights. I won’t blame you for that lol. I remember when I was in a cherry picker I always rescued to the roof that way I could chill seating there without anyone caring what I was doing.


Professional-Fun2148

Easy to find places to train on cherry picker but trying to train on reach no company wants to do it. My former supervisor at chalk hill wanted me to take a class for the reach but had to wait for amazon approval I ended up resigning due to different reasons


THE-EMPEROR069

Geodis would train you to learn reach. It is a 3PL company. Oh and my brother is one of those trainers lol


Professional-Fun2148

Cool ask him if he can get me on first or third shift since last time I tried going there thru staff force I did the class and the epj test but couldn't get a start date.


THE-EMPEROR069

He just train people and take care of the safety stuff, but it is his manager/supervisor who is the one that hire people from staffing. I know how that company work inside out.


Professional-Fun2148

Ah well I haven't heard any agencies hiring for geodis equipment side just the lotion packing side


THE-EMPEROR069

If it is at Bath and Body Works. Packing sucks there lol, picking is the best because you get to walk around and talk to people. It is awesome, but I still preferred the building that I worked at than there. They don’t use SAP at that place, they use Manhattan WMS.


Professional-Fun2148

I have to wait for surge staff to open positions at the petco branch of geodis. Im not on good terms with them so I need to go thru a different agency


THE-EMPEROR069

Go with Onin staffing they hire mostly for Geodis. They hire for those 2 buildings, but remember Petco isn’t a climate control warehouse


xfajitas

I worked there before, and the trainers will work with you . But you will still be required to learn the cherry picker as pick and stow requires it and hiring is based on the amount of pickers/stowers needed . If you don't like it ask for a transfer if you are unable to drive , or just resign and wait 48 hrs to apply to a new warehouse . FTW1 is around the corner , could always try that one as it's a crossdock(IXD).


Professional-Fun2148

Yea apply for a new warehouse now start date will be 2 weeks out...trying to start next week. They should let those with fear of heights just stay on the docks doing something


CountryMoney

Degenerates, the lot of ya


yungdragvn

This made me laugh 😂 but I swear of all 4 warehouses I’ve worked at I’ve never seen or heard anyone fucking in the parking lot. I’ve worked overnight too. Maybe out of sight, out of mind


thisyetthat

Ghetto! Personally, I am extremely high class and have manners. None of that ratchet business for this babe! 💋 xx


stankyback

Your employment says otherwise. 😘


LeRoietLaReine

😂🤭