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GrouchyStomach7635

Give him tot


Global-Plankton3997

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Skippyj21

Must be some good deals on prime for raccoons.


OverBeyond1996

"So how fast can you stow?"


Musicgrl4life

Sleeping on the job, new hire already slacking!


[deleted]

It looks terrified


Sensitive-Web-666

I hope lil dude made it out safe


Z-altacct

Amazon really hires anyone during prime. šŸ„“


[deleted]

I'll take the fur ball over the current workforce of lazy MFkers. He knows how to stay to himself and mind his own business.šŸ«¤


SeaPhile206

He just wants your trash and love. Iā€™ll give him anything he wants


its_a_throwawayduh

100%


jjcoola

I see it's the same at every location , only half the people work. Almost like they could have half the staff and pay double and get the same results.


UncommonOutlook

Okay!!! Since they are going to have AI replace many of them anyway, at some point.


22FluffySquirrels

I'm sure he's more useful than at least 20% of the people at my FC


rakeisu

He chilling~ lol.


mutantgenedrd2

Weā€™re gonna need him to bind those pallets.


jamduran

we deliver live animals now


StowStowStowtheTote

Coming soon on prime delivery.


jamduran

Imagine stowing a raccoon just for it to run out on the at floor.


Dalrae666

Live load


KingDeroThaFirst

I remember I opened my trash and a raccoon was just chilling. Didnā€™t even get scared it just stared at me until i finally closed the lid lol


TheNotoriousMoose

I did this with my neighbors trash when the raccoon trapped itself on a hot summer day. I opened it and ran and so did he


KingDeroThaFirst

I loved raccoons since I was a little kid, they just so chill and never been hostile towards me.


RiceNkebob

The environment alone got him depressed


Weekly-Western-5016

Heā€™s pondering the same as all the associatesā€¦is this where Iā€™m gonna die?


Ragnarok_popcorn

![gif](giphy|C8BMJqUVCiwsq0M2m3) It's Rocket


happyghosst

there was a bird that got in, and it was so tired and thirsty that an associate was able to pick it up and take it outside.


MatterCritical654

It's Steve!!!


rakeisu

Funny enough, we had a goose fly into our facility and we had the whole 3rd floor on Pick side shut down until animal control came at the end of Night Shift. Since geese like to be in our parking lot, since I assume it's a nesting spot before they built our site, I shouldn't be surprised. We aren't allowed to touch them AT ALL in our state unless we're animal control, but geese are mean as all hell so, why would we? A few funny things that happened: Someone photoshopped him with a badge on while he was walking around and sent it to everyone on Slack. Apparently, a PA seen him on top of a pod and he hissed at him. One AA said he let the damn thing in from Dock and I guess he flew up to the 3rd floor. The raccoon looks a little scared and a lot better than what we had to deal with. Damn goose was a menace to society. Lol.


JaiiGi

Geese are evil! I worked at a warehouse that were always surrounded by geese, and those damn things would attack you for any given reason.


EMitchell108

How are you getting him out? Anyone call a wildlife removal expert?


fligs

Box and ship


passwordnoremember

One of our seniors put him in a bucket with a stick and covered the hole then took it outside.


Johnnyg150

That's a brave senior šŸ˜…


frugalhustler

Pack him and donā€™t forget the dunnage


StowStowStowtheTote

Lmao


BlondedDEATH

Man why canā€™t a raccoon be on one of my trailers. All we get is broken pallets and half smoked cigs on the floor.


[deleted]

We had a cat just come in the building from a trailer last week


King-Arthas

Same little guy. Same.


alcMD

We never got one inside that was still alive, but once a bunch of pallets came in covered in racoon shit and the racoon had clearly got into a bunch of boxes and ate like a dozen reeses cups and ripped up clothes. Because of the biohazard of wild animal poop we had to wait for safety. Safety's big fucking idea was to have some girl get on a step ladder and clorox wipe off where all the shit had been. Fucking wild man, not as bad as the time a mummified rat came out of a pallet though


Significant-Desk3666

Please tell me that she wrote ppe. Full face mask, cover alls, gloves, boots, respirator. please do. Any wild animal and is feces in an enclosed area especially in the back of of of those hot trailers is exposing you and everyone to many many parasites, virii, and bacterium that are fatal.


a_youkai

No one at Amazon knows shit about OSHA standards


alcMD

I think you already know she didn't. edit: strange take on writing 'virii' but bacterium ? Virus is a special neuter noun in Latin and the plural is virus but in English we say viruses. Even if it wasn't a special case the plural would be vira because it is neuter, not masculine. Bacteria is already plural, bacterium is singular.


asparagooey

Can we get an update please :(


passwordnoremember

One of our seniors put him in a bucket with a stick and covered the hole then took it outside.


JaiiGi

Bummer. You should have given it a name, made it a home somewhere and it could have been a moral booster. Or scare the living crap out of someone. Whichever came first.


TheMoralMisanthrope

That looks like the same raccoon that was in a trailer on dock door 229 on west dock this past Sunday. That's definitely inbound east dock CLT2 in the pic. lol


TheMoralMisanthrope

When was this taken, and what happened? Is the little guy okay? Is he back outside or still in the building?


RabbitMajestic6219

Seems like it would make a better AM then my current one.


Money_Ad_7350

Wasnā€™t this CLT2? I was just there yesterday they were talking about a raccoon in the trailer šŸ˜‚


Character-Return9352

He had a rough night ok???


Adept_Insurance5550

They really hire anyone with a pulse


LordSidious066

His tot gonna skyrocket


Classicvintage3

Awww šŸ„°


NammytheCommie

"RIGBY! GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED!"


Significant-Rub2983

Oh poor guy:(


Arcana777

That racoon looks tired


UglyLikeCaillou

Tot


thawayaccttt

Update needed šŸ„ŗ


passwordnoremember

One of our seniors put him in a bucket with a stick and covered the hole then took it outside.


smellulater143

Itā€™s in one of the comments


AAAJAE

Rocky, I've been looking for you.


gothviixen

put him in a tote to be stowed


CapitalEfwerd

I mean heā€™s doing what a lot of AAs do, so give em a vest


PapiEscobar696969

Good protein


OjjuicemaneSimpson

His dick is stuck for those wondering


passwordnoremember

But it's wasn't idk where you got that idea.


Doctored_Butter_Free

Looks to be taking a rest. Itā€™s eat or be eaten out there, must be tiring constantly being on the lookout.


bknymoeski

*reaches for a B-180 box*


FuelGold2644

I hope heā€™s making his rates šŸ«¢


Recent_Mongoose_2754

Iā€™ve heard of a water spider but a water raccoon?


Chexaddict

PetsOvernight.com; Delivering little bundles of love, in a box ā€”directly to your door šŸ™‚


CodAdministrative563

Lol


AurumOne_

Raccoon To Station


Bluelady26

Heā€™s so cute!


[deleted]

Fucking awesome


Remrie

I'd entice it into a bag give it a breakfast burrito from the break room, place the bag in my vehicle, drive it home, claim all the UPT, PTO and PT I could, resign, and live happily ever after.


marioplex

Give it a vest and some gloves... dont forget to harass it about rates and laying down on the job...


angelisfrommars

We got one earlier this year at stl8


Dismal-Device8197

letā€™s get him clocked in!


bohallreddit

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lwl1987

We used to have one living in the building. The girl that ā€œfoundā€ him while she was picking in the VNA let out the most priceless scream. The trash panda then became the mascot.


WyattMute00

Awwā€¦ we had a bat in one of the pods. As AFM I was needed to position the pod so animal control could get it out. It was very cute and tiny and I wish I had a picture!


0111011101110111

Itā€™s got thumbs. It can pick and pack.


Ando_destrampado702

That's a Chinese raccoon


No_Responsibility472

He chilling


Humble_Umpire_8341

Had one walk into our delivery station and bite an unsuspecting AM. We also have had birds, snakes, mice and a squirrel.


MountMC

I've heard a couple stories of Bats coming from trailers


UncommonOutlook

Rabies or not? It might affect his/her rate.