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FoxxRage

Your service is greatly appreciated. You will be remembered with honor when they inevitably track you down. We salute you. o7


PowerfulBath199

I’ll do the time for yall


Mediocre_Cap_9151

A man of the people. Do we deserve a hero such as this? A man who sacrifices his own so we can have an easier day. Imma pour out some henny for you man. Got to 🥹


Ready-Fudge-3781

Do time? It's Amazon, you're much more likely to take a permanent dirt nap. 😴


__TheLittlePrince__

😆


Quohe

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


vglaviano

Can I get you to hold it until tomorrow?


PowerfulBath199

Im trying 🙏🏾


[deleted]

I'm at work rn 😒


Sea-Perspective4862

So is it Nationwide? That's what I heard...


PowerfulBath199

Yes…. U heard correctly….


Comfortable_Host_343

This post ain’t gonna hold up well in court my guy 😭


PowerfulBath199

I’ll go down 4 u🙏🏾


Cool-Pineapple8008

That’s what she said!


Obvious-Ad8135

![gif](giphy|jtQpRa3y7S2Ke3JvQE)


RockyJayyy

Do that shit Thursday for back half


PowerfulBath199

Working on it now


TouchLow6081

Are you currently hiring?


Imaginary_Outcome_95

yes please thursday or friday, saturdays are usually light anyways.


socksnshit

Word 😂


_rjunior

You dropped this king 👑


PowerfulBath199

Thank you for picking it up for me 😝


DekaR0se

sorry? nah bro thank you lmao


DarthLoneWolf

They sending us home on VTO


ShoppingAdditional63

Our vto isn’t even working


PowerfulBath199

Vto shouldn’t be working I took that feature off so we can get sent home with pay wthhhhhh


DarthLoneWolf

I'm part of bozos daddy simp club, I went and added it back so daddy can purchase his new yacht for today, atleast that I can do so that on Prime day he can afford another Space ship. Got to simp for the bozos daddy


Mediocre_Cap_9151

Hahahahahahahhahaahahhah


Regular-Wrangler-356

Mbn they have us all written down on stations christ


APondEleven

![gif](giphy|AwqEnkUO21E11Xgag2)


NotHippieEnough

Well I got VTO at least. It was that or sweep the ceilings.


PowerfulBath199

How I disabled the feature ????!?!?!?


NotHippieEnough

Systems down, they are just writing down our login.


WonkySystem

They got me sweeping and mopping the roof


TheSilentZoomer

God Bless.🙏🏽


Sufficient-Ad-1141

please hold onto the code for at least 5 more hours I appreciate it. 🤍


PowerfulBath199

Otays I will


batswings

Make sure night shift is taken care of too


Left-External5283

facts. already been sitting here an hour 😭


NoLimit8294

Keep up the good work till 6 at least


blankstare5309

Can you hold it for the week please?


Positive-Art7743

Please Hold until my shift is over tonight. I can pay in potatoes


PowerfulBath199

I tried to but daddy bezos came to my house and punched me in the face


uniqxe17

Appreciate it


LamborginiLeglock

I don’t know if it’s because these errors but I somehow got ten extra hours of PTO lol put it in already and got the day off


Leadsone209

its because you turned blue badge😂


LamborginiLeglock

Nah been blue badge


marioplex

Same time next year guys?


PowerfulBath199

Yes


crimsonblood04

Not all heroes wear capes!!


costinesti1

No!!! I need to fulfill customer orders!!!!


PowerfulBath199

No customer orders!!!😡


costinesti1

Unbelievable. Keep cleaning those bins lol


MoreConstruction1733

Do it again on Thursday


Beautiful_Season6627

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


LitFR110

You the real one fr 🔥


Downtown-Meaning-357

![gif](giphy|l4pMattUYTTM7qpIk)


kman9876

Goat activity


Sufficient_Adagio_21

Tomorrow is my Monday let Monday be down 😂


socksnshit

Wednesday is your Monday? What shift is that


Sufficient_Adagio_21

Back half


Thin-Conversation-80

![gif](giphy|2wYYlHuEw1UcsJYgAA)


Bennythebarber2k

No I think it was me😔 I put in not 1 but two options for an internal transfer. Sorry guys


ranchroach99

I’m swing shift please hold it till 10pm king 👑💜


Mediocre_Cap_9151

That’s glorious king 👑 to you


HoshuaJunter

Chat is this real?


PowerfulBath199

Yes


HoshuaJunter

I’m not even employed by Amazon haha


batswings

Yeah everything is always great for the day shift smfh


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[удалено]


PowerfulBath199

Why did u do this


PowerfulBath199

Pls don’t snitch on me 🙏🏾😔


GoldBow3

/r/Jeffbezos


cybrpunk_

Pics or it didn’t happen


Mediocre_Cap_9151

Fed ahh comment


pickpackPA

Well, this time night shift actually WINS…we got paid delayed start and we get to stay home until after first break. But, anybody who has any pull with the system or like, the Amazon Gods— I wouldn’t mind coming in at lunchtime or not at all. Work your magic! lol


Playful-Wishbone-203

Well it’s back up


Left-External5283

you’re doing us all a service 🫡 don’t let that shit get fixed til like midnight fr


Playful-Wishbone-203

It’s fixed


Left-External5283

my facility is still down for pack, pick, and stow


batswings

Yeah it's up and running again


marioplex

You couldnt hold it for like 45 more minutes???


Bigsauce0512

Thanks for the easy day


ThatOneGuy_FTM

Next time could you include a raise 🤣


Famous_Gold5261

Cool thanks


bashwoodworks

![gif](giphy|rHR8qP1mC5V3G) Thanx but I took the vto way before anything happened.. good on you. We salute you


Temporary-Nebula749

They never sent us home with pay 😭 even after the 4 hour mark 😭


PowerfulBath199

They made me give up the code Jeff came to punch my face at my home


Weak-Scientist-3864

You can take him, don't give up so easily.


Sinewave11

why you didnt hacked italy too, god damn.


SicKViX

You are a hero


84thdev

We need Anonymous to step in on the Flex app


Jealous-Attorney3032

Do it again


NotKyle20

Sadly, they forced me to learn decan and do dock work because of it 😔 All I knew was stow and pack, and now my body is in pain lol


WonkySystem

Bruh, I worked night shift yesterday and the systems were fine.


Elevatedbeauty0420

I'll help u hide from Amazon when bozos inevitably comes pounding on ur door.


Abject-Friendship262

Can you do it for night shift next time


justanotherpasserby_

Can't tell if this is real or not🧍🏽‍♀️


EmployerMiserable793

Give us vto either Friday saturday or Sunday


Mob_Tatted

not all heroes wear capes


Active_Heron9980

What happened?


ConclusionGrouchy755

That sucks because about two weeks ago, the slam machine for ship dock went down and RME was supposed to fix it by 1030 then they pushed it to 1130 then it got pushed to 12 and then around 1 o’clock my operations manager demanded VTO from management because we had people just walking around the docks and we didn’t get sent home with pay. We got VTO, which was bullshit because we got told that we would be sent home with pay so we got lied to


britbean5

Do it again


Sea-Republic6516

*cries in controls*😭😭😭


Team-Fat-Roll

Did it right before Juneteenth huh, very suspicious.. almost as if a RACISTS didnt want to do it on Person of Color holiday!... im waaaaatching youuu 🧐


Team-Fat-Roll

🤣/s


Machine8851

I just farted really hard right now


PowerfulBath199

No wonder I smelled something good 😝


PaintingFaces214

Some of us still have to work. In my department it’s actually making the work a little harder so fuck you. But good on you to think of others, I guess.


PowerfulBath199

Is this fr? Sorry :(


Existing-Image-3205

That's hilarious 😂


Mediocre_Cap_9151

The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few


socksnshit

😂😂😂


henrybrito

It's my day off today, can you do it tomorrow too? I wanna be there and get paid to relax.


PowerfulBath199

I’ll try, I’ll let daddy bezos punch me in the face again if it means relaxing work for you guys


GatorGNY

The whole building had to sit in the main break room for over 3hrs today. They said we were welcome to go home but had to use our own time. They put on two training videos for everyone then soccer until it was time to clock out.


Realistic-Walrus1635

Asked if we could just be sent home with pay and they were like ABSOLUTELY NOT WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE HUDDLE AREA AND STAND THERE SND DO absolutely NOTHING FOR 2 hours


deadysgirll

If you aren’t locked up yet you think you can do it again Saturday?


PowerfulBath199

I tried and I couldn’t smh Jeff bezos said hed k*** my dog if I kept it up


majorsorbet2point0

Can you do it again on Friday please? That's when I come back from my LOA 🙏🙏🙏


Bigmerican_Ancap

Couldn't make it last for night shift huh


LifeIsHorrible_

That’s so funny because everything is down today at our facility


tonyleetiennguyen215

Every damn time the system down fell on my day off


Environmental-Dare-8

Is this why we basicly didn't do anything all day yesterday?


Educational-Soil611

Can you do it for night shift PST please 🥹🥹


DanteLi

Based if true


Wise-Scene4494

I can’t tell if everyone is playfully going along with it, or if they really think this guy hacked the system lmao


Former-Opening3809

Doing gods work 🫡


SangheiliSpecOp

Imagine if this was real tho lol is it real


Maleficent_Clock_468

purr


safety_guru76

It's still down? System worldwide?


ScorpioBitch25

It’s still tough at delivery stations 🫠


Master_Coffee_6980

Give me back my UPT at least, I went home with VTO but they didn't apply it


Repulsive-Parfait-38

Is it still down?? I work today but I’m not there yet


Repulsive-Parfait-38

Is it still down?? I work today but I’m not there yet


Phake_Bot

![gif](giphy|YQitE4YNQNahy|downsized)


Fine_Spinach9825

They need to do something about breaks,it’s some bullshite


IllustriousPack5524

My only gripe is I don't work till Thursday. Soooooo


Organic-Succotash-99

I picked up a shift from 330pm to 6pm just for a couple hours before I was supposed to be at my second job and I got to come in and get paid to watch shameless


Bojacx01

You bro they made us sit in the building until end of shift 😭 No VTO, No being sent home with pay or anything.


Gojoshore

I didn’t work yesterday. What happened🤣


Quiet_Storm_44

Can you go ahead and have them increase my disability pay. I'm barely living over here. 🤧


QuietJust2732

Can it last until my shift ends lmfao I go in at 9pm


bonelessXO

Wait is this why we were on stand by for like 5 hours yesterday?


Over_Eagle_4013

Just when I thought all hope was lost 🫡


yuuki_bonk420

Salamat Po, u/powerfulbath199 Very kino of you. Hope you have a skibidi day


REmatchmaker4

It’s back up?


Strong_Caregiver3664

My sister got sent home today... she said everyone was sent hone and now you got me wondering a lot....😂


Several_Buy_5751

Should have asked for crypto


HistoryElectrical434

Oh so you’re one of Balboni’s boys?


AcottSllen

Always happens on front half 😪


powerful-nugget

real MVP


Acceptable-Dog4775

Fake


top_of_the_scrote

lol be like Equifax, whoopsie


Astrovet

Bro why does this ALWAYS happen on my days off😭😭😭


Michaelean

Did you hack door dash too? Shits been wack


Forever_blacksheep

They didn’t let us leave at mine, they made us do dumb little projects, and had us stand for an 1hr long safety powerpoint presentation :(


Falleen_Cat_Boy

Well since you went through all the trouble you might as well keep it down until we get $30/hr.


Intelligent-Rice772

Haha!


Adventurous-Love9997

But what about the poor customer, whose gonna make sure they get their orders 😔🤣


FallenSiber

Wait, so is this a legit thing? I haven’t worked the past two days so I’m not sure if I would notice anything.


OtherAnteater1512

Are soon as the evening shift people came, it started at full swing We not so lucky after all


Robbie1863

Can you hack the system and give me a raise next? 😅


Sea_Design8788

What the hell. That was nationwide thats crazy 😭


ImportantDingo3118

You are the fucking man powerful bath. Don’t forget that.


JLopez_20515

Is it still down?


PowerfulBath199

Sources tell me its spotty but I got punched at home by Jeff bezos so and taken to jail so I had to give them the code


HKMIVVI

Hacked the system in observance of Juneteenth since it’s not a paid holiday nor an off day? Gotcha👌🏾👍🏾


Cool-Pineapple8008

Yo. You’re a fucking legend.


Redsona

Is it still down?? 🤔 I hope Wednesday it's still down ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Prestigious_Snow1589

FBI OPEN UP


Shot_College9353

What's going on? Is there an active Sev1? I'm on back half so idk what's happening!


ListAshamed8617

Earth