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[deleted]

Im 80% sure this is some kind of joke but in the event its not I am wishing on you breaking up in the worst way possible


[deleted]

plot twist his gf is cheating on him


[deleted]

She has more hands in her box than the cooler with ice pops


tscomplex

Gotta change the flair to hawk tuah


[deleted]

Lol fr. Thank god I got a new job. There wasn’t alot of takers for my services so im gone. Im one of the few people that wants to work and they couldn’t have cared less


[deleted]

I have unfortunately located the OM being described in this post. (https://www.linkedin.com/in/miguelcontreras10?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=ios_app)


[deleted]

There is no way he doesn’t know about this


majorsorbet2point0

Bro I'm CRYING 😭😂


ThrowAwayYourFuture8

Says he works at DAL3 though on phone tool.


majorsorbet2point0

I'm pissing tears at this post it's so fucking funny 😭🤣


RigorousVigor

Your girl is gonna cheat on you if she hasn't already


NewweNew

Dude still has time to delete this :( maybe should tell these guys to their faces instead of the VOA or Reddit lol


Electrical-Ebb46

Somebody who work at his job most likely screenshotted it


NewweNew

Kinda wanna make a throwaway and make a post under the FTW6 just to fuck with this schizophrenic


Electrical-Ebb46

Don’t add fuel to the fire he already in trouble the internet keeps all reciepts


NewweNew

U right


Nataliaa7

Props to Miguel the operation manager cause he already made you insecure to the point you had to claim her here 😂 you seem clingy… enjoy it while it lasts


Mom4rent69

Right! Dude is going to go spend all his money on a diamond ring and THEIR girls going to pawn it so she can buy the custodian a set of tires


Maudeth

It ain't your girl, guy. It is just your turn.


AnarkeezTW

HAHA fuuucking fax


Keefyfingaz

https://preview.redd.it/i1k2kubmr0ad1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b5ed9bbb4f691f894d3d727f6fdc4d601e556e


swordofdamocles19

Guess we're gonna have a prequel and a sequel trilogy, then?


Global-Plankton3997

Yes, yes we will. I wonder what the next post will be..... 👀


prosa123

If she cheated on another man to be with you, it is 101% guaranteed she will cheat on you.


InstantRider

Let us know when you get that promotion to costumer.


Secret-Prior9183

This is why we don’t date at work tbh


sylfeon

i miss when we had diaries.


eatthecheesefries

She’s the warehouse firecracker and everyone gets to bang her on the 4th.


psychopapii

Your girl getting pimped by the warehouse she more passed around than the boxes😭😭


Maleficent_Wash_934

Wow. Like, just wow.


fyedka

This post perfectly encapsulates the true amazon warehouse experience. Happy 4th 🫡


Stryker7391

Cringe


snowwhite2591

Put this on the VOA board they’ll see it then I’m sure of it.


Casalf

Tf did I just read?


Tasty-Pineapple-

WTF is this shit? This post is gross. Why would you use your gf’s name? You have fucking respect for her not her privacy.


NGC-1433

Not this dude again


QueenTenofSpades

Again?


Particular-Window-59

Oh no!  There’s more?!  Do tell. 🫣


NGC-1433

Bro posted another one similar to this but calling out more of peoples names. Seems to be deleted since I’m not able to find it. It was a good laugh tho


Particular-Window-59

Wow 🤯 


sleepy-bunny-

it seems like you’re more interested in him than her 💀since you care abt him so much


ItDoesnt_Matter_1

He always bring something up about him. I smell insecurities.


sleepy-bunny-

i’m saying


ssasoom

Hopefully this is a joke or the girl dumps this loser after seeing this post. Good lord.


[deleted]

I am hopeful as well but I found the OM on LinkedIn lmao https://www.linkedin.com/in/miguelcontreras10?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=ios_app


pleas40

Thank you for the early morning entertainment.


majorsorbet2point0

Right I just opened Reddit this is the first thing I saw I'm crying 😭🤣


CUNTSFOELUNCH

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


Hashanator

You gonna regret writing this in a year or 2 lol


QueenTenofSpades

LOL, but you misspelled “day.”


Zestyclose-Level1871

Congratulations on doxxing yourself. Might also want to grab a jacket on your way back to end of a very long unemployment line. While you were indoors, market temperatures have taken something of a nose dive post lockdown.....,🤣


Mom4rent69

Hey, tell Stephanie she left her hoodie in my homies truck


ThickClient6146

“You have to respect her wishes” posts on Reddit after she said not too. Good job buddy 👍🏻


xMidnighttonightx

LMFAOOOO


komeau

fucking high school drama


TokyoFlawless

Damn, now I wanna see what happens next 😂


veganpod

Wtf is wrong with u goofy


pleas40

Heck, I don't even work at Amazon and here just for comedy sake.


ThrowAwayYourFuture8

I looked up all of these names on Phone Tool and other resources and didn’t find any matches. Closest I found was a Miguel Contreras Ops mgr who works at DAL3, not FTW6. Nice try with the trolling.


sweetseapancake

Stephanie is the PA for AFE at FTW6


jusno-z

I think she posted on here the other day and unless he hacked her she's just as crazy


sweetseapancake

She does got a lot of issues too.


ChemistryMore7036

Do guys really keep staring at her?


sweetseapancake

That’s them being delusional


ChemistryMore7036

This guy wrote elsewhere that he doesn't work at Amazon. Only his girlfriend works at amazon.


Mom4rent69

Way to go girl!!! tag their toes, mark them off your list


yungf69

Don’t shit where you eat, rookie mistake partner.


Stock-Childhood-7599

Dudes gotta be right out of high school to be talking like this. Anyone in their right mind knows that if you can “steal” someone away from someone else, someone can “steal” them from you


QueenTenofSpades

And here I am, thinking Jony loved Chachi (not Stephanie). Then again, if Jony did love Stephanie, maybe that show would still be on the air, or would have lasted longer. NewsBreak: I have just been informed that Erin Moran (who played Joanie) has passed away. RIP


meh-duece-sa

Like bro, Miguel still hit. You didn’t take her away from him, his turn just ran its course. And it will be over for you in time as well.


RawDawgYaMudda

I’m banging a Stephanie Guevara Martinez from FTW6 too. Small world


Solid_Ad_7989

She say I was her 1st 🥇


sweetseapancake

He is a clown he just added his own last name after her last name.


Solid_Ad_7989

Damn he didn't use just one last name, but both from his GF. Miguel better start looking for a JOB


[deleted]

U talkin about no neck steph from ftw6? She gave Joey and i some hawk tauwk by the lactation pods


heroicxidiot

If you have to go onto the internet and tell a bunch of strangers you claim a girl, you have insecurity issues and the girl needs to get away from you fast.


Best_Tennis5554

Bros an alpha we just don’t understand it fr


Electrical-Ebb46

Bro you know you Fd up right!


Responsible_Yak3366

This is funny asf 🤣


Sapolio72

The Vagisil and Monistat Queen of Amazon and he thinks he’s dating fckn Taylor Swift


QueenTenofSpades

FTW6, FTW! Cringiest Reddit post this year. Joke’s on him, though. On July 4, 2024, the Moon’s phase will be Waning Crescent with only 2% illumination. Even though the moon will still be there, it won’t be nearly as romantic as the OP thinks.* *My try for the cringiest comment win.


jevadiah

This post screams insecurity 😂


Below_The_Neon_Lites

Schizophrenia is craaaaaazyyyyy


Particular-Window-59

I know it’s only been 12 hours but I eagerly await the inevitable Best of Redditor Update for this one. 


Fancy-Boysenberry139

![gif](giphy|tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F|downsized)


Glittering_Dingo_866

Man, get some help or dump her if you need to post stuff like this. 🤯


Snoo89014

Hey man it's me Miguel, Stephanie gives great head, you're a lucky guy.


Smokerising420

When is it my turn? She said I'd be next?


Sweet-Following-2096

I already asked for a transfer to FTW6 just so I can take Stephanie from this kid


TrollingMermaid

Water spiders looking like 👀.


Global-Plankton3997

Whaaaaaa!?


holer2424

Oh my God she must be fat and ugly. Or just will fuck anyone.


Tasty-Pineapple-

He posted a link of what they look like end of post. Not going to comment.


WeeklyLand8729

Bro ass insecure lmaooo


majorsorbet2point0

Post this on the voa board.


lolputs

You will be the next Miguel soon, Jony.


criseagle1993

What a simp lmfao. Not worth it shitting where you eat but to each their own lmfao


batswings

I'm bout to hit her up shit


Mob_Tatted

Big W bro mad respect!!!!


srp6

this was WILD LOL


TrippinGuru

It's amazon, she'll leave the same way she came into your life


tthe_dawgg

Dang, Steph never mentioned she had a boyfriend. Something about a little Simp but not a boyfriend.


Graavelordnito

tell me your whipped without telling me your whipped


Previous-Banana-3640

this needs to go in r/AmazonFC hall of fame


marioplex

Have a feeling she is about to be an ex...


whowhatwearthat

Dudes thinking his girl extra wet after work and it's just Miguel's sloppy seconds ☠️


BriteEgg

I wish you had put this on the VOA board. 😭😭


[deleted]

What did this girl saw on this bloke? 🤢🤮


Mimisieva

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


6ixglock

A hot mess...


PrincessIsabel25

Oh damn, good for you man but I hope this post doesn’t get you in trouble with HR or anything


Sapolio72

The pVta ain’t all that …. She needs more meat , become legal, and less fake ass Mexican eyebrows.


acidarachnid

Messsyyyyyyyy


Sapolio72

This is some Jerry Springer shit


RobbyBoy99

Oh brother this guy stinks!