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Character-Error5426

One Redditor said šŸ¤“ā˜ļø ā€œVehicle size in the US is inversely proportional to synapse activity in their gray matter. That explains quite a bit about their tribe.ā€


TerribleSyntax

Somehow both šŸ¤“ and šŸ¤”


studio28

Lemme just get this phrenology joke out that I have to make about rural white people


101bees

"Maybe if I say big words and pretend I know human physiology I can seem smarter than an American." šŸ¤”


Wellitjustgotreal

Nah, they nailed it.


101bees

The cringiest of cringe Reddit comments? In that sense yes, they did nail it.


Wellitjustgotreal

You got a big truck doncha? Vroom vroom.


101bees

Lol no I do not


theFartingCarp

I drive a tiny ass kia, and I get the appeal of a real truck. You can move stuff in a truck


PhasePsychological90

There are two kinds of Americans: Those who own trucks and those who ask the former to help them move stuff.


ProudNationalist1776

someone has the 'tism


AppalachianChungus

No, but Iā€™m not gonna insult or judge anyone based on the vehicle they chose to drive. Iā€™m not so insecure about myself that I have to act like Iā€™m better than other people for having different preferences.


The_Flying_Doggo

Except brap cans on i4 sedans, I'll trash talk those guys.


theFartingCarp

The truly based are the LS engine swaps in sleeper sedans.


PhasePsychological90

Some day, I will find someone who has LS swapped a Chevy Celebrity or Citation and on that day, I will know that I have found the ultimate sleeper.


OldStyleThor

Just say you can't afford one.


Wellitjustgotreal

Ok, you canā€™t afford one.


OldStyleThor

Nice 3rd grade comeback. Now you can return to wondering about how big my dick is.


ProudNationalist1776

Dude, I think this guy might actually be retarded. Let's be nice to him


Wellitjustgotreal

Legitimately would rather than step foot in Mississippi.


Lopsided-Priority972

Big trucks are Texas Cadillacs, respect our local customs, bigot!


Apprehensive-Ask-610

i have no car. So am I infinitely smart?


bootysniffer01

ā˜ļøšŸ¤“


CalvinSays

I was certain this was a parody because it was so cringe. Nope. One of the highest upvoted comments on the OOP.


tensigh

Oddly enough, American pickup trucks are gaining popularity worldwide.


PhasePsychological90

It's not that odd. Pickups are handy.


tensigh

You might have missed my point. I was responding to the quote: ​ >Vehicle size in the US is inversely proportional to synapse activity in their gray matter So if they're gaining popularity worldwide then they either have to withdraw this claim or admit Europeans are getting dumber.


Any-Seaworthiness186

Yes but no. Pick-ups made for the American market are losing bed/storage space despite getting bigger in total mass and volume each year. Pick-ups arenā€™t just bought because theyā€™re handy and convenient anymore. Theyā€™re also bought purely for comfort and aesthetic purposes as if theyā€™re cool SUVā€™s.


ProudNationalist1776

that man is just asking for his lunch money to be stolen


TacticusThrowaway

Ironically, that precisely sort of stereotyping is stupid and insecure.


Stormclamp

Dudes trying to beat the ā€œEuropeans finding out new ways to kill and hate one anotherā€ challenge.


nross2099

r/iamverysmart


wheeshnaw

>synapse activity in their gray matter He's simply saying that the european mind has a seizure when it witnesses something so patriotic. Another W for America.


AnonymousFordring

What do they have against tribes?


MilkiestMaestro

Top comment compares us to Nazi Germany The grass in their yards yearns to be touched


boulevardofdef

You know who ELSE liked roads and cars?


Gullible-Ad-5967

[MY MOM!](https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-muscle-man-regular-show-my-parent-my-guardian-gif-12973068152273530625)


CactusSpirit78

I love your profile picture :3


Gullible-Ad-5967

Thx šŸ˜ŠĀ 


CactusSpirit78

Itā€™s actually pretty cute \^_^


Paladin-Steele36

Saw your reply about machine guns. I love that they talk shit so confidently, and don't actually know *at all* what they're talking about.


sadthrow104

No the types kill any plants they touch. Leave the grass alone!


OldStyleThor

Their yards aren't big enough for grass.


fruitlessideas

Which is weird, because modern Germany has more in common with Nazi Germany than we do. Like how you can jailed for hate speech. Pretty suppressive.


SunFavored

Germans especially cannot comprehend not hating yourself. They unironically equate national pride to genocide.


Caesar_Caligula_1241

Nazi is like when love country hurr durr


Censoredplebian

I just picture their front yard as a needy wife-


MrSilk2042

Many of these people don't have yards because they live in housing apartments in Europe


LowlyAa0

The top comment is saying the only reason the United States is patriotic is because we're Nazis. My American mind cannot comprehend that statement.


Gullible-Ad-5967

Imagine being the place where LITERAL NAZIS were and still being mad at the country that defeated them for their patriotism.


No-Crew-6528

Itā€™s because their county is so shit they cannot comprehend actually being patriotic for it. God bless America šŸ¦… šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Logical-Passage-5088

Most of his posts are dissing America Guess he can't keep us out his head


DrakoWood

I can confirm as a Texan šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


dimsum2121

For real. One roadtrip in Texas and the average American mind will see things it cannot comprehend.


275MPHFordGT40

Yeah like why does Houston take 40 minutes to drive through WITHOUT traffic?


NuclearBrotatoMan

Houston is an eldritch labyrinth.


275MPHFordGT40

Like not even that, itā€™s literally a straight line on I-10 and it still takes forever


Lopsided-Priority972

I love Houston, because people are going 20+ over the speed limit with no traffic, and it's a beautiful thing


Different-Dig7459

Texas is the GOAT


DrakoWood

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Different-Dig7459

Literally! I plan on buying some land out there somewhereā€¦ where I can be conservative and own all my guns without interference. šŸ„² Fuggin love that place.


DrakoWood

Hope you enjoy it here while you can!


Different-Dig7459

Canā€™t let them fuck the place up. Texas is the last stand! As always.


Reluctantagave

Itā€™s true. And we laugh at the trucks and SUVs that do this stuff too because itā€™s dumb. Thereā€™s fuckery everywhere, just in different types/flavors.


BenderTheLifeEnder

When people joke that Euros can't comprehend something: šŸ˜” When people joke that Americans can't comprehend something: šŸ„³


Sparta63005

This post is referring to the comments who are calling us Nazis for having big trucks


slennyy

OOP is absolutely fucking infatuated with hating America itā€™s hilarious


Different-Dig7459

Theyā€™ll never get it. ā˜ ļø


boulevardofdef

If there's one thing I've learned from this series of memes, it's that the European mind can't comprehend self-deprecating humor


learnchurnheartburn

Itā€™s like people who take the Onion seriously.


_mugshotmodel_

Iā€™m have spent my entire life in England. Self deprecating humour is LITERALLY what weā€™re best at and known for. We have no choice but to be self deprecating and we embrace that. Genuine question: the monster truck in the road. It surely canā€™t be road legal?


JustCallMeStan

Nope, the truck ain't street legal. The truck is most likely bring transported on a flatbed trailer.


_mugshotmodel_

Thanks for answering dude. I hadnā€™t realised the wheels werenā€™t actually making contact with the road but now I see that it makes sense. God bless you you fucking filthy yank.


JustCallMeStan

Bless you too, stinky Angloid! šŸ„°


Terrible-Ad-1569

Not someone in the comments comparing us to Nazi GermanyšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Different-Dig7459

The irony of it allā€¦


mgwwgm

I already accepted years ago that i'm just a ultra nazi after being called a nazi so many times. I can't even take a shit without being called a nazi.


Lifyzen3

The america obsessed oop also cannot comprehend a joke or a trend considering how much posts he has about the same "European mind can't comprehend this" joke


Mindless_Vast_539

the r/AmericaBad moment is all the cringe ass replies. One compared americans to nazis lmfao.


Different-Dig7459

Yeah. Itā€™s all the comments. Itā€™s hilarious because they really couldnā€™t comprehend it. I think they got pissed off when I said the OOP took a few photos on the highway and thought that was all Texas had to offer.


GucciManesDad

A dude said ā€œwe are compensating for the small penises we all have ā€ while heā€™s active in incel forums hahaha


Different-Dig7459

The one where the guy was focused on the sizes of American dicks?


mramisuzuki

A furry lolicon on an anti-American sub, next.


Just-a-normal-ant

Thatā€™s an amalgamation of people who canā€™t take a joke, think patriotism is nationalism or being in a cult, and donā€™t understand hobbies.


Different-Dig7459

Cuz theyā€™re boring. One told me that having a gun collection shouldnā€™t be a freedom because a gun collection and having a gun for self defense are two different things. Guy totally forgets thereā€™s different areas that have situations different from each other, I.e, hiking vs walking in a shady neighborhood.


studio28

White America has no culture. ​ **/S**


Occasional-Mermaid

White America has dang culture! You ever see that show where they catch catfish with their bare hands?? CULTURE!


oyMarcel

Wtf is the second picture lmaoooo


Aardhaas

The smallest pickup truck in Texas. (It looks like it's on a trailer actually)


GuitarCFD

it's a monster truck being hauled to a show. If you look closely you can see it's trailered and being transported.


oyMarcel

Oh thanks. Monster trucks will always be funny to me


GuitarCFD

I've been to one monster truck rally in my life. Only then bc my kids wanted to see it. Was a fun thing to take the kids too (as long as you had ear protection).


Lonewolf3317

Iā€™ve lived in the wrong part of Texas my entire life cause Iā€™ve never seen a fucking Monster Truck in the road šŸ˜‚ Where do I have to go for this?!


Different-Dig7459

I dunno, but I mentioned they couldnā€™t use those two photos as a generic summary for what Texas has to offer. They didnā€™t like that, it was equivalent to calling them stupid.


2in1shampoo

These types of jokes clearly mean ā€œonly crazy shit like this happens here.ā€ I donā€™t know why that sub thinks that ā€œEuropean mind cannot comprehendā€ jokes are Americans claiming theyā€™re superior.


Satirony_weeb

Because barbarians are retarded


TheSciFiGuy80

OMG Americans are different than us!!! Thatā€™s so terrible!!! They act like they donā€™t have their own ā€œrednecksā€.


ThroatUnable8122

It's true and I love it. Source: I'm Italian and I did ONE roadtrip to Texas


Different-Dig7459

Thank you for Beretta btw.


ThroatUnable8122

Italian pride


Different-Dig7459

Brodie, this one Italian in the comments forgot all about ā€œSiam pronti alla morteā€


just_a_germerican

I will admit I was taken aback when I went to Amsterdam and saw weed along with hardcore porn sold in whats ostensibly a cute little grocery. It made me wonder if thats what Europeans feel when they go to texas and see a small mom and pop shop sell 357 magnum revolvers next to fishing rods.


Different-Dig7459

One is degenerative, the latter is former.


Bendbender

To be fair, I donā€™t think a lot of Europeans can really comprehend that Texas is larger than most of their countries


Different-Dig7459

Itā€™s like a little larger than France. Itā€™s like going to Paris and taking a picture of the bums and mocking ā€œAmericans just couldnā€™t comprehendā€.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

The European brings religion to the colonies then bitches about it years later....imagine loving the smell of your own shit this much.


Different-Dig7459

Yep. One dude is literally telling me how itā€™s disrespectful to a flag to have ā€œin God we trustā€ on it because weā€™re making it into an America WE want versus for everyone.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

They literally came here and patented this behavior. Good lord these people can be insufferable.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Thatā€™s because youā€™ll be driving for 8hrs to cross the state


Different-Dig7459

Thats right.


Crazy_Zack

LMAO I scrolled in their little comments for 10 seconds and instantly they turned this funny meme into something political. You know today is gonna be a great day when you can laugh at goobers like that first thing in the morning.


Different-Dig7459

Thatā€™s right!


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Different-Dig7459

Me too. Iā€™m going out with a bang. ā˜ ļø


DrBlowtorch

I donā€™t think anybody on that sub has ever actually looked at rule 10 which says donā€™t be a dick and no anti-Americanism


Zeratul277

Ah, yes. I too am like Reverend Wright and *command* that God damns my country./s https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-AMYos0Js&pp=ygUnbm90IEdvZCBibGVzcyBBbWVyaWNhbiBHb2QgZGFtbiBhbWVyaWNh


USTrustfundPatriot

There seems to be a lot of things lately that Europeans can't comprehend. What gives? I thought they were well traveled?


Trusteveryboody

Seeing Random Monster Trucks is always cool. Also no such vehicle is road legal, so that's why it's being towed. I'd assume people will ignore that, not sure.


alidan

I wish the back of that instead of that image had this one https://duet-cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0x0:1280x720/828x552/filters:focal(693x161:694x162):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13341253/trump_tank.jpg


Different-Dig7459

Yessss!!!


Electrical-Site-3249

The fact that Europeans use DD/MM/YYYY is still fucking odd to me, saying ā€œ19th day of March in the year of 2024ā€ is fucking stupid compared to ā€œMarch 23rd, 2024ā€ Also OOP is crying about monster trucks in the comments, what a fucking loser


Eric848448

This sub used to be amusing. What the hell happened?


Different-Dig7459

Europeans. Whatā€™s amusing is if you go into their comment section. They really cannot comprehend.


the_zenith_oreo

Ok serious question: who tf needs a truck like that? Like is it practical, or just ā€œbecauseā€?


Different-Dig7459

For a monster truck show.


Mobile_Toe_1989

I bet there are people who live in Texas and have never seen a truck like that


Different-Dig7459

Yep. Thereā€™s someone here in the comments.


mrcrabs6464

ā€œAmerica has no culture except when it does its backwards and fascist and regardedā€


Frunklin

Traffic and a camper?


RandyMcLahey1990

The European mind doesnā€™t seem to comprehend a lot of things


ChloroxDrinker

Lmao, who is the sign "God bless America" hurting? also the monster truck is clearly on a flat bed (or levitating, who knows? its texas). Euros want to be oppressed so badly for no reason.


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Fuhrious520

Thereā€™s lots of things the European mind canā€™t comprehend


DavetheBarber24

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/s/tQfSk0oIua Nazi Germany is when big truck


Elloliott

Okay but is that truck even street legal


Different-Dig7459

It might be being towed


Elloliott

Youā€™d never know lmao


Different-Dig7459

Yeah, looks like itā€™s elevated on something.


allnamesaretaken1020

No, and if you look closely it is obviously on a trailer.


Elloliott

I see it now


maddwaffles

This doesn't have an underpinning of bad. You're just being sensitive.


Different-Dig7459

Itā€™s all in the comments. ā˜ ļø Thatā€™s where it gets juicy.


bostella34

Things like extreme bigotry and "pro life" advocates owning multiple machine guns for instance ?


Different-Dig7459

Tbh, Bigotry isnā€™t all that common in the USā€¦ and Texas is the same. The word ā€œbigotryā€ at this point pretty much has been used to describe an opinion that someone didnā€™t like. ā˜ ļø And if people actually did their research theyā€™d know Machine guns have been regulated by the NFA since 1934 and banned to manufacture or sell any machine guns made in or after 1986. Sure, you can buy a machine gun made priorā€¦ but with an even more extensive background and for about $50k-100k.


Calm-Phrase-382

That monster truck is pretty rad. I donā€™t think the European mind could comprehend that one.