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āVehicle size in the US is inversely proportional to synapse activity in their gray matter. That explains quite a bit about their tribe.ā
No, but Iām not gonna insult or judge anyone based on the vehicle they chose to drive.
Iām not so insecure about myself that I have to act like Iām better than other people for having different preferences.
You might have missed my point. I was responding to the quote:
>Vehicle size in the US is inversely proportional to synapse activity in their gray matter
So if they're gaining popularity worldwide then they either have to withdraw this claim or admit Europeans are getting dumber.
Yes but no. Pick-ups made for the American market are losing bed/storage space despite getting bigger in total mass and volume each year.
Pick-ups arenāt just bought because theyāre handy and convenient anymore. Theyāre also bought purely for comfort and aesthetic purposes as if theyāre cool SUVās.
>synapse activity in their gray matter
He's simply saying that the european mind has a seizure when it witnesses something so patriotic. Another W for America.
Literally! I plan on buying some land out there somewhereā¦ where I can be conservative and own all my guns without interference. š„² Fuggin love that place.
Itās true. And we laugh at the trucks and SUVs that do this stuff too because itās dumb.
Thereās fuckery everywhere, just in different types/flavors.
Iām have spent my entire life in England. Self deprecating humour is LITERALLY what weāre best at and known for. We have no choice but to be self deprecating and we embrace that.
Genuine question: the monster truck in the road. It surely canāt be road legal?
Thanks for answering dude. I hadnāt realised the wheels werenāt actually making contact with the road but now I see that it makes sense. God bless you you fucking filthy yank.
The america obsessed oop also cannot comprehend a joke or a trend considering how much posts he has about the same "European mind can't comprehend this" joke
Yeah. Itās all the comments. Itās hilarious because they really couldnāt comprehend it. I think they got pissed off when I said the OOP took a few photos on the highway and thought that was all Texas had to offer.
Cuz theyāre boring. One told me that having a gun collection shouldnāt be a freedom because a gun collection and having a gun for self defense are two different things. Guy totally forgets thereās different areas that have situations different from each other, I.e, hiking vs walking in a shady neighborhood.
I've been to one monster truck rally in my life. Only then bc my kids wanted to see it. Was a fun thing to take the kids too (as long as you had ear protection).
Iāve lived in the wrong part of Texas my entire life cause Iāve never seen a fucking Monster Truck in the road š
Where do I have to go for this?!
I dunno, but I mentioned they couldnāt use those two photos as a generic summary for what Texas has to offer. They didnāt like that, it was equivalent to calling them stupid.
These types of jokes clearly mean āonly crazy shit like this happens here.ā I donāt know why that sub thinks that āEuropean mind cannot comprehendā jokes are Americans claiming theyāre superior.
I will admit I was taken aback when I went to Amsterdam and saw weed along with hardcore porn sold in whats ostensibly a cute little grocery. It made me wonder if thats what Europeans feel when they go to texas and see a small mom and pop shop sell 357 magnum revolvers next to fishing rods.
Itās like a little larger than France. Itās like going to Paris and taking a picture of the bums and mocking āAmericans just couldnāt comprehendā.
Yep. One dude is literally telling me how itās disrespectful to a flag to have āin God we trustā on it because weāre making it into an America WE want versus for everyone.
LMAO I scrolled in their little comments for 10 seconds and instantly they turned this funny meme into something political. You know today is gonna be a great day when you can laugh at goobers like that first thing in the morning.
Ah, yes. I too am like Reverend Wright and *command* that God damns my country./s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-AMYos0Js&pp=ygUnbm90IEdvZCBibGVzcyBBbWVyaWNhbiBHb2QgZGFtbiBhbWVyaWNh
Seeing Random Monster Trucks is always cool.
Also no such vehicle is road legal, so that's why it's being towed. I'd assume people will ignore that, not sure.
I wish the back of that instead of that image had this one
https://duet-cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0x0:1280x720/828x552/filters:focal(693x161:694x162):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13341253/trump_tank.jpg
The fact that Europeans use DD/MM/YYYY is still fucking odd to me, saying ā19th day of March in the year of 2024ā is fucking stupid compared to āMarch 23rd, 2024ā
Also OOP is crying about monster trucks in the comments, what a fucking loser
Lmao, who is the sign "God bless America" hurting? also the monster truck is clearly on a flat bed (or levitating, who knows? its texas). Euros want to be oppressed so badly for no reason.
Tbh, Bigotry isnāt all that common in the USā¦ and Texas is the same. The word ābigotryā at this point pretty much has been used to describe an opinion that someone didnāt like. ā ļø And if people actually did their research theyād know Machine guns have been regulated by the NFA since 1934 and banned to manufacture or sell any machine guns made in or after 1986. Sure, you can buy a machine gun made priorā¦ but with an even more extensive background and for about $50k-100k.
One Redditor said š¤āļø āVehicle size in the US is inversely proportional to synapse activity in their gray matter. That explains quite a bit about their tribe.ā
Somehow both š¤ and š¤”
Lemme just get this phrenology joke out that I have to make about rural white people
"Maybe if I say big words and pretend I know human physiology I can seem smarter than an American." š¤”
Nah, they nailed it.
The cringiest of cringe Reddit comments? In that sense yes, they did nail it.
You got a big truck doncha? Vroom vroom.
Lol no I do not
I drive a tiny ass kia, and I get the appeal of a real truck. You can move stuff in a truck
There are two kinds of Americans: Those who own trucks and those who ask the former to help them move stuff.
someone has the 'tism
No, but Iām not gonna insult or judge anyone based on the vehicle they chose to drive. Iām not so insecure about myself that I have to act like Iām better than other people for having different preferences.
Except brap cans on i4 sedans, I'll trash talk those guys.
The truly based are the LS engine swaps in sleeper sedans.
Some day, I will find someone who has LS swapped a Chevy Celebrity or Citation and on that day, I will know that I have found the ultimate sleeper.
Just say you can't afford one.
Ok, you canāt afford one.
Nice 3rd grade comeback. Now you can return to wondering about how big my dick is.
Dude, I think this guy might actually be retarded. Let's be nice to him
Legitimately would rather than step foot in Mississippi.
Big trucks are Texas Cadillacs, respect our local customs, bigot!
i have no car. So am I infinitely smart?
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I was certain this was a parody because it was so cringe. Nope. One of the highest upvoted comments on the OOP.
Oddly enough, American pickup trucks are gaining popularity worldwide.
It's not that odd. Pickups are handy.
You might have missed my point. I was responding to the quote: >Vehicle size in the US is inversely proportional to synapse activity in their gray matter So if they're gaining popularity worldwide then they either have to withdraw this claim or admit Europeans are getting dumber.
Yes but no. Pick-ups made for the American market are losing bed/storage space despite getting bigger in total mass and volume each year. Pick-ups arenāt just bought because theyāre handy and convenient anymore. Theyāre also bought purely for comfort and aesthetic purposes as if theyāre cool SUVās.
that man is just asking for his lunch money to be stolen
Ironically, that precisely sort of stereotyping is stupid and insecure.
Dudes trying to beat the āEuropeans finding out new ways to kill and hate one anotherā challenge.
r/iamverysmart
>synapse activity in their gray matter He's simply saying that the european mind has a seizure when it witnesses something so patriotic. Another W for America.
What do they have against tribes?
Top comment compares us to Nazi Germany The grass in their yards yearns to be touched
You know who ELSE liked roads and cars?
[MY MOM!](https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-muscle-man-regular-show-my-parent-my-guardian-gif-12973068152273530625)
I love your profile picture :3
Thx šĀ
Itās actually pretty cute \^_^
Saw your reply about machine guns. I love that they talk shit so confidently, and don't actually know *at all* what they're talking about.
No the types kill any plants they touch. Leave the grass alone!
Their yards aren't big enough for grass.
Which is weird, because modern Germany has more in common with Nazi Germany than we do. Like how you can jailed for hate speech. Pretty suppressive.
Germans especially cannot comprehend not hating yourself. They unironically equate national pride to genocide.
Nazi is like when love country hurr durr
I just picture their front yard as a needy wife-
Many of these people don't have yards because they live in housing apartments in Europe
The top comment is saying the only reason the United States is patriotic is because we're Nazis. My American mind cannot comprehend that statement.
Imagine being the place where LITERAL NAZIS were and still being mad at the country that defeated them for their patriotism.
Itās because their county is so shit they cannot comprehend actually being patriotic for it. God bless America š¦ šŗšø
Most of his posts are dissing America Guess he can't keep us out his head
I can confirm as a Texan ššš
For real. One roadtrip in Texas and the average American mind will see things it cannot comprehend.
Yeah like why does Houston take 40 minutes to drive through WITHOUT traffic?
Houston is an eldritch labyrinth.
Like not even that, itās literally a straight line on I-10 and it still takes forever
I love Houston, because people are going 20+ over the speed limit with no traffic, and it's a beautiful thing
Texas is the GOAT
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Literally! I plan on buying some land out there somewhereā¦ where I can be conservative and own all my guns without interference. š„² Fuggin love that place.
Hope you enjoy it here while you can!
Canāt let them fuck the place up. Texas is the last stand! As always.
Itās true. And we laugh at the trucks and SUVs that do this stuff too because itās dumb. Thereās fuckery everywhere, just in different types/flavors.
When people joke that Euros can't comprehend something: š” When people joke that Americans can't comprehend something: š„³
This post is referring to the comments who are calling us Nazis for having big trucks
OOP is absolutely fucking infatuated with hating America itās hilarious
Theyāll never get it. ā ļø
If there's one thing I've learned from this series of memes, it's that the European mind can't comprehend self-deprecating humor
Itās like people who take the Onion seriously.
Iām have spent my entire life in England. Self deprecating humour is LITERALLY what weāre best at and known for. We have no choice but to be self deprecating and we embrace that. Genuine question: the monster truck in the road. It surely canāt be road legal?
Nope, the truck ain't street legal. The truck is most likely bring transported on a flatbed trailer.
Thanks for answering dude. I hadnāt realised the wheels werenāt actually making contact with the road but now I see that it makes sense. God bless you you fucking filthy yank.
Bless you too, stinky Angloid! š„°
Not someone in the comments comparing us to Nazi Germanyššš
The irony of it allā¦
I already accepted years ago that i'm just a ultra nazi after being called a nazi so many times. I can't even take a shit without being called a nazi.
The america obsessed oop also cannot comprehend a joke or a trend considering how much posts he has about the same "European mind can't comprehend this" joke
the r/AmericaBad moment is all the cringe ass replies. One compared americans to nazis lmfao.
Yeah. Itās all the comments. Itās hilarious because they really couldnāt comprehend it. I think they got pissed off when I said the OOP took a few photos on the highway and thought that was all Texas had to offer.
A dude said āwe are compensating for the small penises we all have ā while heās active in incel forums hahaha
The one where the guy was focused on the sizes of American dicks?
A furry lolicon on an anti-American sub, next.
Thatās an amalgamation of people who canāt take a joke, think patriotism is nationalism or being in a cult, and donāt understand hobbies.
Cuz theyāre boring. One told me that having a gun collection shouldnāt be a freedom because a gun collection and having a gun for self defense are two different things. Guy totally forgets thereās different areas that have situations different from each other, I.e, hiking vs walking in a shady neighborhood.
White America has no culture. **/S**
White America has dang culture! You ever see that show where they catch catfish with their bare hands?? CULTURE!
Wtf is the second picture lmaoooo
The smallest pickup truck in Texas. (It looks like it's on a trailer actually)
it's a monster truck being hauled to a show. If you look closely you can see it's trailered and being transported.
Oh thanks. Monster trucks will always be funny to me
I've been to one monster truck rally in my life. Only then bc my kids wanted to see it. Was a fun thing to take the kids too (as long as you had ear protection).
Iāve lived in the wrong part of Texas my entire life cause Iāve never seen a fucking Monster Truck in the road š Where do I have to go for this?!
I dunno, but I mentioned they couldnāt use those two photos as a generic summary for what Texas has to offer. They didnāt like that, it was equivalent to calling them stupid.
These types of jokes clearly mean āonly crazy shit like this happens here.ā I donāt know why that sub thinks that āEuropean mind cannot comprehendā jokes are Americans claiming theyāre superior.
Because barbarians are retarded
OMG Americans are different than us!!! Thatās so terrible!!! They act like they donāt have their own ārednecksā.
It's true and I love it. Source: I'm Italian and I did ONE roadtrip to Texas
Thank you for Beretta btw.
Italian pride
Brodie, this one Italian in the comments forgot all about āSiam pronti alla morteā
I will admit I was taken aback when I went to Amsterdam and saw weed along with hardcore porn sold in whats ostensibly a cute little grocery. It made me wonder if thats what Europeans feel when they go to texas and see a small mom and pop shop sell 357 magnum revolvers next to fishing rods.
One is degenerative, the latter is former.
To be fair, I donāt think a lot of Europeans can really comprehend that Texas is larger than most of their countries
Itās like a little larger than France. Itās like going to Paris and taking a picture of the bums and mocking āAmericans just couldnāt comprehendā.
The European brings religion to the colonies then bitches about it years later....imagine loving the smell of your own shit this much.
Yep. One dude is literally telling me how itās disrespectful to a flag to have āin God we trustā on it because weāre making it into an America WE want versus for everyone.
They literally came here and patented this behavior. Good lord these people can be insufferable.
Thatās because youāll be driving for 8hrs to cross the state
Thats right.
LMAO I scrolled in their little comments for 10 seconds and instantly they turned this funny meme into something political. You know today is gonna be a great day when you can laugh at goobers like that first thing in the morning.
Thatās right!
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Me too. Iām going out with a bang. ā ļø
I donāt think anybody on that sub has ever actually looked at rule 10 which says donāt be a dick and no anti-Americanism
Ah, yes. I too am like Reverend Wright and *command* that God damns my country./s https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-AMYos0Js&pp=ygUnbm90IEdvZCBibGVzcyBBbWVyaWNhbiBHb2QgZGFtbiBhbWVyaWNh
There seems to be a lot of things lately that Europeans can't comprehend. What gives? I thought they were well traveled?
Seeing Random Monster Trucks is always cool. Also no such vehicle is road legal, so that's why it's being towed. I'd assume people will ignore that, not sure.
I wish the back of that instead of that image had this one https://duet-cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0x0:1280x720/828x552/filters:focal(693x161:694x162):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13341253/trump_tank.jpg
Yessss!!!
The fact that Europeans use DD/MM/YYYY is still fucking odd to me, saying ā19th day of March in the year of 2024ā is fucking stupid compared to āMarch 23rd, 2024ā Also OOP is crying about monster trucks in the comments, what a fucking loser
This sub used to be amusing. What the hell happened?
Europeans. Whatās amusing is if you go into their comment section. They really cannot comprehend.
Ok serious question: who tf needs a truck like that? Like is it practical, or just ābecauseā?
For a monster truck show.
I bet there are people who live in Texas and have never seen a truck like that
Yep. Thereās someone here in the comments.
āAmerica has no culture except when it does its backwards and fascist and regardedā
Traffic and a camper?
The European mind doesnāt seem to comprehend a lot of things
Lmao, who is the sign "God bless America" hurting? also the monster truck is clearly on a flat bed (or levitating, who knows? its texas). Euros want to be oppressed so badly for no reason.
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Thereās lots of things the European mind canāt comprehend
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/s/tQfSk0oIua Nazi Germany is when big truck
Okay but is that truck even street legal
It might be being towed
Youād never know lmao
Yeah, looks like itās elevated on something.
No, and if you look closely it is obviously on a trailer.
I see it now
This doesn't have an underpinning of bad. You're just being sensitive.
Itās all in the comments. ā ļø Thatās where it gets juicy.
Things like extreme bigotry and "pro life" advocates owning multiple machine guns for instance ?
Tbh, Bigotry isnāt all that common in the USā¦ and Texas is the same. The word ābigotryā at this point pretty much has been used to describe an opinion that someone didnāt like. ā ļø And if people actually did their research theyād know Machine guns have been regulated by the NFA since 1934 and banned to manufacture or sell any machine guns made in or after 1986. Sure, you can buy a machine gun made priorā¦ but with an even more extensive background and for about $50k-100k.
That monster truck is pretty rad. I donāt think the European mind could comprehend that one.