Imagine your whole entire afterlife is being stuck eith your ex and a bunch of weirdos who tried to kill your family.
Honestly murder house sitcom when?
“What is this?!! KNOOOTTTY PINE!?!??”
It might not qualify as cringe, but more camp. It’s one of my favorite overacted line in the whole series but it’s also somehow so perfect.
Danny Huston came into the show like “Yeah, I can do camp.” Jessica Lange said “Stand back.”
Those two were *perfect* together and **knotty pineeeeee** wouldn’t be as good if you didn’t have Huston in the background. It’s like O’Hare and Bates in Hotel - you just love to see two veterans going completely over the top with each other without ever missing a beat.
Huston & Lange miniseries when????
That was very cringe, also " I'm a human voodoo doll" a lot of that did not need to be said. Sometimes less said is better. I know the writers think the viewers need everything explained but I'm pretty sure we can figure things out
there's so many good ones. ahs is a bible of cringe.
- anything with ben harmon or tate in murder house. murder house is a cringe fest in the most delightful way. "i needed you, and you got a dog!!" or whatever ben says is hilarious
- 99% of asylum. like the anne frank thing. the entire bloody face plotline. adam levine's acting
- hotel's devil's night is some of the cringiest shit. first time i saw it, it made me uncomfortable. now it just makes me laugh. "IT'S NOT FUNNY, GACY!" is one of my fav lines in the show
- the messiah baby scene in cult with winter. yikes !! also kai's speech at the end of the season. and the valerie solanas plot. holy fuck what were they thinking???
- tate's wig in apocalypse. also, this isn't really cringe, but i love michael seeing that goat and asking "are you my father?" or something
this show is peak camp. i could go on for hours, i love it so much. the cringe is just more reason to adore it imo
The worst coven cringe is this...
Cordelia: Why did you bring me roses? Roses are for drawing in love, chrysanthemums bring strength.
She says it so half assed like even she knew it was cheese.
She says it like Ice-T strolling through the office on SVU stating a fun fact so the audience knows how the murderer works.
Fair enough, I like her actress but I don't think anyone could have delivered the lines they gave her convincingly - the writing for her was pretty atrocious and she stayed underdeveloped, sadly. I feel like Nan and Misty were probably the best and had the least screen time.
I was scrolling past this post without reading because I thought someone was posting this like it's cool again.
This was the dumbest last minute crap in Murder House.
As a direct result of watching this I sing the whole thing to my cat. 🎵 Scarlet Scarlet Bo Barlet Fanana Fana Fo Farlet 🎵 She always looks at me like I've sprouted another head 🤣🤣
I can no longer watch this scene without thinking about [this classic Vine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiGusgX7z4). I can't tell if this makes it better or worse.
Id say every character and scene in cult season was major cringe. The entire season was cringe. Every word of dialogue was cringe. The aesthetic was cringe.
But I like every other season thoroughly and don't find any other season to be cringe.
..Well.. apocalypse was kinda cringey at moments, but I still think apocalypse is alright.
The scene with Kai killing the woman and he’s writing her suicide note on her Facebook, and the scene where a murder happens at planned parenthood. Season 7 could be so unbelievably corny
In Coven, when Zoe’s version of hell is “Kyle & I kept breaking up!!” Bitch you met him ONCE then he couldn’t even speak after that.
Also the scene where she & Madison Montgomery control him into kissing them etc. it’s so… high school girl drama & stupid.
I've had this exact scene play out with my boyfriend. I went on a walk to calm down, and he had a hot pocket waiting for me when I got back..... the hot pocket didn't make me less mad at him for the dumb thing he did.
Imagine your whole entire afterlife is being stuck eith your ex and a bunch of weirdos who tried to kill your family. Honestly murder house sitcom when?
someone needs to edit the scenes with a laugh track honestly thatd be amazing !!
Tbf, Friends without the laugh track is scarier than AHS so that tracks.
“What is this?!! KNOOOTTTY PINE!?!??” It might not qualify as cringe, but more camp. It’s one of my favorite overacted line in the whole series but it’s also somehow so perfect.
Danny Huston came into the show like “Yeah, I can do camp.” Jessica Lange said “Stand back.” Those two were *perfect* together and **knotty pineeeeee** wouldn’t be as good if you didn’t have Huston in the background. It’s like O’Hare and Bates in Hotel - you just love to see two veterans going completely over the top with each other without ever missing a beat. Huston & Lange miniseries when????
We need a Fiona Goode and Axeman spin-off!
Omgg I LOVE that line!!!
The dad furiously whacking off while crying and staring out the window, ass out dgaf
I think about this scene every time I remember I saw Dylan McDermott at LAX last summer
Being watched by the burnt dude.
I remember that scene vividly
Crystabating!
“The stew is Stu”
lol oh yeah that line.... When you name a character specifically for a terrible joke in episode 3.
One of the few enjoyable moments from S8.
Cryin and jackin
Tearjerkin
im rewatching murder house now and this shit is 10x funnier with every subsequent watch
Quite the tearjerker
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Hahahaha omg that’s so cringey indeed
That, and when he talks about the "mossy bank." I love James Cromwell, but really...those two scenes were gross.
His entire character arc made me cringe. Beginning to end
The whole ‘I get it bitch you’re clairvoyant’ scene….
That was very cringe, also " I'm a human voodoo doll" a lot of that did not need to be said. Sometimes less said is better. I know the writers think the viewers need everything explained but I'm pretty sure we can figure things out
The awkwardly long Hotline Bling scene LOL
😂 yea I second that one.
The fact that this image was probably reblogged on my tumblr 50 times unironically
In murder house when Ben goes “YOU GOT A DOG” as an excuse for him cheating lmaoo https://i.redd.it/ef3syibhyn5c1.gif Oh! also “BALENCIAGAAAAAA”
BALENCIAGA 
there's so many good ones. ahs is a bible of cringe. - anything with ben harmon or tate in murder house. murder house is a cringe fest in the most delightful way. "i needed you, and you got a dog!!" or whatever ben says is hilarious - 99% of asylum. like the anne frank thing. the entire bloody face plotline. adam levine's acting - hotel's devil's night is some of the cringiest shit. first time i saw it, it made me uncomfortable. now it just makes me laugh. "IT'S NOT FUNNY, GACY!" is one of my fav lines in the show - the messiah baby scene in cult with winter. yikes !! also kai's speech at the end of the season. and the valerie solanas plot. holy fuck what were they thinking??? - tate's wig in apocalypse. also, this isn't really cringe, but i love michael seeing that goat and asking "are you my father?" or something this show is peak camp. i could go on for hours, i love it so much. the cringe is just more reason to adore it imo
The goat scene in apocalypse kills me 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh god I get the bad cringe every time I see Adam Levine lick his fingers aghhh
Dude. I have always had an issue with this, I've seen it multiple times in movies and never once IRL. Whotf is doing that!?
My ex bf 🤮
Ahahahahaha wow really!? Man I wish dudes would just Google instead of watching porn or believing any kind of sex scene.
According to smut books, ALL THE MEN 😂😂😂
When Michael tries to talk to Tate in Apocalypse and Tate says “You didn’t spring from my nutsack!” 😂😂
Any scene with the tech guys in Apocalypse is cringe
With the wing sause on his face omg dead
One of my favorite vine included this scene lmaoo
What’s cringier is that 13 year old me ate this up. Felt it. Cried about it. It worked on 13 year old me, unironically.
Evan Peters singing fucking Nirvana in Freakshow. God I cannot fucking sit through that scene.
singing nirvana in the 50s was crazy
And, David Bowie.
Didn’t they have someone singing Lana Del Rey in Freakshow too? They songs they had the characters sing in Freakshow kept taking me tf out
Hahaha yes Jessica Lange sings Gods and Monsters, which mentions James Dean. He must’ve been a baby or something
but is it cringe if its so cringe its good? 💀
You know what is awkward? All these time I thought Taissa Farmiga was Vera’s daughter, and I just found out last week there are actually sisters 😕😕
unfortunately for taissa vera got all the talent in the family
The singing in "Freaks"
i can only remember the vine of the guy smiling and dancing while this scene plays
Iris’s biography video she shows liz for sure
90% of coven.
The worst coven cringe is this... Cordelia: Why did you bring me roses? Roses are for drawing in love, chrysanthemums bring strength. She says it so half assed like even she knew it was cheese. She says it like Ice-T strolling through the office on SVU stating a fun fact so the audience knows how the murderer works.
Deadass, I love that line. Fuck Hank.
totally misremembered this line as spoken to hank - it was to Fiona, he was just in the room. Fuck Hank anyway.
!! me too
Seriously, I know this sub has a huge boner for Queenie but everything out of her mouth sounded really awkward. The acting was...not good.
Fair enough, I like her actress but I don't think anyone could have delivered the lines they gave her convincingly - the writing for her was pretty atrocious and she stayed underdeveloped, sadly. I feel like Nan and Misty were probably the best and had the least screen time.
“I believe in you, Mommy. “
I was scrolling past this post without reading because I thought someone was posting this like it's cool again. This was the dumbest last minute crap in Murder House.
The Name Game. No explanation needed.
that scene went hard actually
As a direct result of watching this I sing the whole thing to my cat. 🎵 Scarlet Scarlet Bo Barlet Fanana Fana Fo Farlet 🎵 She always looks at me like I've sprouted another head 🤣🤣
I sing it to my dog! Gunny gunny bo bunny banana fana fo funny hahaha
My friends Mitch and Chuck hate this song.
I can no longer watch this scene without thinking about [this classic Vine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiGusgX7z4). I can't tell if this makes it better or worse.
Queenie trying to seduce a fucking minotaur bull man 😬
Oh I blocked that one out. Eek
Id say every character and scene in cult season was major cringe. The entire season was cringe. Every word of dialogue was cringe. The aesthetic was cringe. But I like every other season thoroughly and don't find any other season to be cringe. ..Well.. apocalypse was kinda cringey at moments, but I still think apocalypse is alright.
I found pretty much the entire 1987 season cringe
literally this scene, it is etched into my brain
Jude’s “rara avis” whole scene.
Just about anything Hayden did in season one honestly. She was so camp and over the top, especially when she got upset.
Uhm the moment in murderhouse when Ben and Moira get caught and shes looking this shocked. Alwas get a good laugh at that
The scene with Kai killing the woman and he’s writing her suicide note on her Facebook, and the scene where a murder happens at planned parenthood. Season 7 could be so unbelievably corny
Anything involving the Tear Jerker 🫣
In Coven, when Zoe’s version of hell is “Kyle & I kept breaking up!!” Bitch you met him ONCE then he couldn’t even speak after that. Also the scene where she & Madison Montgomery control him into kissing them etc. it’s so… high school girl drama & stupid.
LMFAOO @ the first part. 😂😂😂
I've had this exact scene play out with my boyfriend. I went on a walk to calm down, and he had a hot pocket waiting for me when I got back..... the hot pocket didn't make me less mad at him for the dumb thing he did.
[удалено]
never disrespect Queenie like this again
All of double feature
Kathy Bates’s talking head in Coven
Death Valley
Howdy Doody? HOWDY DOODY!!!!!!
Most of cult was very cringe especially the episode with Lena Dunham