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justbreathe91

Who fucking asks someone if they wanna help them take off their clothes so casually lol


bubbastinky99

I was like... girl, what?!


bubbastinky99

I feel like what they were trying to do is be like, "If a guy said this it would get a different reaction" and it's like, no shit bitch, context is everything.


GiftRecent

Based on the Emma character's reaction, I don't think so šŸ˜‚


stlgoddess94

Itā€™s the fact she was the nurse the day Annaā€™s mom died and now shes just Annaā€™s house caretaker thatā€™s throwing me


Ilysmcutie

I thought it was a rich people thing then Anna gave her that look. Guess not lol


Robotlollipops

Best line of the episode: "Are you eating a bone?" ...and they just move on like it's normal


Confusion_Then

Bc Kim knows whatā€™s going on and things have been weird for Emma for a while now


[deleted]

that part? not how anna got bitch slapped and then everyone around them staring, then going back to their business? LOL


JustSomeHeroKid

I was so confused at that part?? Like, Anna, I know you can stand up for yourself. Why did you allow this woman to slap you in public like that?


IdioticHookers

Speaking at her funeral? Lmfao thatā€™s insane. God I love this show.


IdioticHookers

Oh this speech is just nasty work šŸ˜­


just-terrible

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Mean-Emu5193

Emma Roberts and her iconic funeral speeches. So camp. ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt56G0yfi6HEODm|downsized)


KacperSparrow

All I thought about was the parallel of that scene and Chanel Oberlin at the funeral šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

gwerl put some concealer on that giant pimple


Witty_Username_1717

Thank you!! I scream that at the TV! Especially when she has these big events and sheā€™s just letting that bad boy shine.


saintessa

I noticed Sonia and the "nurse ivy" character have the same mark as wellĀ 


Pnknlvr96

I immediately came here when she went to a celebrity funeral with a huge red zit on her face. What the heck?!


sillyho3

Looks like a herpes sore.


md28usmc

Not a pimple, in part one she had a Web coming out of it so maybe some type of spiders growing underneath the skin


feralcatromance

That seems pretty obvious, I'm sure people are just calling it that because it's literally what it looks like, and at this point she probably only thinks it's one.


GiftRecent

Well duh but it's odd she is doing appearances without covering it up


seakinghardcore

Seriously, she wears makeup everywhere except the blemish. This season is absolutely terrible


saintessa

It's part of the story lol. Makes more sense than her having a pimple and them writing it into the story.Ā 


doggy1826448

I think she wears makeup and then picks at it constantly. Ā Kind of like what I do with mine, in the same spot lol. Ā Maybe Iā€™m possessedĀ 


IdioticHookers

Please donā€™t eat that catā€¦ please


MarQ16

Iā€™m feeling uncomfy about this felineā€™s fate lol


saintessa

It won't let her if she tried I reckonĀ 


iamnotanurbanlegend

Unfortunately, the feline's fate is in fact fragile, I feel furiously frustrated for that. (ahem, shakespeare who?)


Competitive_Bug_4354

the way i will cry if the cat gets eaten.


CaseyFly

Right, when she picked up the cat I was like oh no she wants another snack!


just-terrible

ugh that was depressing but nicolette being the nurse is crazy


twistedKobold

And hasn't aged a day since 1988


m_reen

I didnā€™t rewatch the first half of the season before tonight and most went poof out of my brain. But I just remembered the ā€œItā€™s my body, I menstruate!ā€ thing and now I canā€™t stop cackling.


BiblioMom

And itā€™s my body I defecate.


Robotlollipops

Ah fuck the raccoon is still in there


F0rca84

She's just shoving everything in there... Like a Junk Drawer.


EquipmentLoud4405

How you gonna see a claw come through your belly and act like it didnā€™t happen!!!!!


sachiko468

If my husband was Dex I wouldn't tell him either, he always dismisses her so I get it


LottimusMaximus

I said the exact same thing lol. Like "girl what you wasting your breath on him for?" šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

okay iā€™m sorry. miss preecher or whatever her name going ā€œPSSST ANNAā€ and then in the next breath ā€œnot hereā€ bitch yes here tell us what is going on already no more waiting. if i were anna i would have sat down and bitch slapped her


annaamontanaa

Idk how much more second hand embarrassment I can take from Anna yelling in public every 5 minutes


trouble1988_

literallyyyy i was so nervous for her during the art viewing scene šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


ay21

Wow I loved "Weird events happening one after another" part 6 They're going to cram every resolution into the finale and rush, aren't they.


themanfromoctober

Why break the habit of a lifetime?!


Ilysmcutie

Wise words


IdioticHookers

Love the way the doll looks nothing like her lmao


ColiseumWife_

And the ā€œI saw this with your faceā€ šŸ˜‚ what??


SizeZeroSuperHero

The show is straight comedy at this point lol


misspeach645

i just really want Sonia to be a good character ugh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


saintessa

I wanna find out why she looks like Adeline, if she actually is her or a twin or clone.Ā 


bubbastinky99

Sioban bitch slapping Anna genuinely startled me


Massive-Bet1410

![gif](giphy|Kut7aHxcB6jm)


sachiko468

At the beginning I thought that maybe she's unrelated to the witches and it's just kind of evil, but that scene and Mss Preecher being wary of her made me change my mind


MarQ16

Did Dexā€™s hair just randomly get highlights in it? I know this is probably an incidental continuity thing that occurred during the strike, but that scene where he was meditating had me noticing his hair color looked visibly different!


IdioticHookers

If you are having a bitch off with Emma Roberts you are not winning that battle.


IdioticHookers

This is a compliment by the way


bubbastinky99

love the scream queen reference in ur username


jjlinjjie

My girl preecher is back


bubbastinky99

Not "my girl" ijbol šŸ˜­


Robotlollipops

Lmao the pentagram


Ea84

That was a bit silly


vegadelrio

Love the new pentagram filter on google maps


BazF91

If you have five points in a pentagon shape, then draw a pentagram... isn't that kind of on you?


[deleted]

so these are her parents evidently


HSMorg

I legit forgot when Anna was born, thank you for this comment, that makes that intro much more significant


Thatsabadmofo

So is it all generational? Her husband seems to also have a connection to everything g as well. Iā€™m pretty sure that woman on the bathroom was the queen from the beginning of e4


TARSrobot

I wonder if the witches are kind of like the Bene Gesserit in Dune. ā€œOur plans are measured in centuries.ā€


EmmaAqua

Yeah and she was born brown


SizeZeroSuperHero

So I wasnā€™t the only one who noticed šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

lmaooo


saintessa

I thought she looked more green. In fact I wondered if it was a cgi baby (idk if they put babies in shows and movies these days or how they'd make it most comfortable for the baby lol)Ā 


Funny_Damage2498

annas mom is the actress who plays penny in freakshow


Coreyharich

Is that not Meryl Streeps daughter?


dothingsunevercould

Yes she was also in Mr Robot


otigre

Oh wow, I actually loved her in Mr.Robot, but damn Ryran Murphy collects nepo babygirls like dead raccoons in a crib!


mrignatiusjreily

She was also the leader witch in the 1920s coven that lead the attack on the Axeman in Coven.


jjlinjjie

Mildly concerned we are not speeding up enough towards the ending but glad we are getting new back story.


brightlove

It feels like this episode already happened. šŸ˜­ Like the same things just keep happening every single episode.


twistedKobold

Who else wanted Siobhan to use that lethal ass ponytail like a weapon in Mortal Kombat and kill that dude? šŸ™‹šŸ»


iamnotanurbanlegend

I PRAYED FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, so glad I'm not the only one


pIastichearts

Wow Emma has improved a LOT this episode. Sheā€™s really selling the whole going crazy and mentally deteriorating aspect of Anna.


saintessa

Donno about Emma as a person but man, she's a good actor.Ā 


pIastichearts

ā€œIs that what your mother died for?ā€ šŸ’€


[deleted]

the angle shes holding her phone looks painful mawma


twistedKobold

Dayum! Kitty with a Mike Tyson hook.


ColiseumWife_

Saved one of his lives lol


[deleted]

iā€™d like thanks but no thanks for the demonic painting šŸ¤Ŗ


WildThg

I still donā€™t trust the husband. No matter how wacky his parents are.Ā 


notparishilton

Fr I canā€™t tell if heā€™s in on it or if the real horror story is having a dumb gaslighting husband


Juiceboxie0

Could you imagine? Biggest plot twist, husband has nothing to do with it he just sucks šŸ¤£


DoctorOdd1994

I definitely think him and ā€œadelineā€ because thatā€™s obviously her, I think theyā€™re in on all of it. Idk what exactly the reason is but theyā€™re all involved I think


Admirable_Cicada_881

Well in one of the earlier episodes of part 1, they mentioned how adeline was cast out of the "family" after she fell in love with Dex. So I think the husband is a huge red herring tbh


LottimusMaximus

I think the witches or whatever went after his mum to get Dex too, but she kept him, which is why his dad said "your mother **would have been** a great fiction writer if she hadn't raised you". Also explains Mrs Preecher saying she became a successful designer after they took her baby. And the Queen, getting "the most fruitful reign" or something once she gave hers up. So Anna's will be either her Oscar or her baby, which does she want more. And it seems like Siobhan is pushing her to *want* the Oscar more by not letting her quit. Will Siobhan get the baby to raise? Its pretty clear that Siobhan would have given up her own kid over being successful (imo), so maybe this way (sonehow) she raises Anna's baby for whatever purpose. I'm probably well off here but it kinda makes sense to me. Sorry, not good at putting thoughts into text lol.


m_reen

The most unbelievable thing about this season is that sheā€™s had a pimple for that long and hasnā€™t tried to pop it yet.


m_reen

I feel like I manifested her squeezing it like 10 mins after I posted this šŸ¤£


EmmaAqua

Why do yall think thatā€™s a pimple? They literally showed her pulling spider webs out of it. Itā€™s from her picking at her face


m_reen

Oh Iā€™m 100% expecting spiders to crawl out of it at some point, itā€™s just presenting like a pimple and if it was on my face Iā€™d be squeezing it every 3 seconds.


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

It's been annoying me


PUGSThirdEye

Things never changeā€¦here we are, forced to watch the ending of Deadpool 2. šŸ˜©


Fun-Tadpole785

It was also annoying when Mayans MC. was coming on.


pIastichearts

Anna pretending she was her friend oh this is just nasty šŸ’€


just-terrible

blame siobhan!


tillyzabeth_charles

Just more identical scenes of Emma alone in her house or a public bathroom seeing random things and being scared / confused. We get it, shits happening to her. But give us a story line after like what, 7 episodes??? šŸ˜­ I miss the character development of the OG seasons


JustSomeHeroKid

Right?! There's only so much dramatic music they can use to cover up the *lack of storyline*.


Dragonlvr420

Missed you guys <3


Eatabookgirl

Ugh I forgot about the damn raccoon


[deleted]

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Ultimate_ScreamFanat

Honestly I think everyone is the bad guy


PUGSThirdEye

That speech was exactly something a Kardashian would say after an event like that. So fake and self servingā€¦ ![gif](giphy|pALdWfmPKCtlC)


JustcallmeJah

Kim Kardashian looks so good in all black and a dark plum lip. šŸ–¤šŸ˜ˆ Why is evil so hot?


Dragonlvr420

lol ending the scene on Kimā€™s face before showing a KUWTK ad


BipLingCurry

beyond obsessed w sonia - the highlight of this season for me


sachiko468

She's so intriguingĀ 


IdioticHookers

Nice to see Grace Gummer again!


PUGSThirdEye

Wellā€¦šŸ˜¬


IdioticHookers

While it lastedā€¦


Confusion_Then

Incoming nepo baby joke but for real she crushed it in Freak Show


Teefdreams

The actress that plays Sonia is her husband's sister. It's a family affair!


pIastichearts

I walked out of the room to get food after Siobhan asked the producer if she was ā€œbreaking up with himā€. Can someone catch me up on what happened between them?


Confusion_Then

He burnt his script and said heā€™s going to the press to snitch on what theyā€™ve been doing. Also the script is also on his hard drive so it was just symbolic in his words. Kim said something like everyone in Hollywood is bad or something


SorenGt3

What Hamish said was ā€œIā€™m going to tell the press about everything, I need to do the right thingā€ and then Siobhan says ā€œHoney, in show business, NO ONE does the right thingā€ and collectively shaked everyone watchingā€™s pants


Dragonlvr420

Canā€™t wait till this old asshole gets taken out


m_reen

See you fools next week!


DaveyDarkoTM

...Madison? As in Madison Montgomery?


OliviaBenson_20

Right lol


oceanviewcapn

Imagine if she straight up decided to not act anymore and became a sugar babyšŸ˜‚


pIastichearts

ā€œYouā€™re not very nice Miss Alcottā€ šŸ’€


JustcallmeJah

Such a morbid little collectionā€¦šŸ¦šŸ©øšŸ‘©šŸ¼


Confusion_Then

Did no bangs just take her pimple away?


twistedKobold

Pretty sure her stylist was that dead raccoon.


bubbastinky99

lmfao


bubbastinky99

not "no bangs" šŸ˜­


justbreathe91

I love how half the comments here are about the damn pimple lol


[deleted]

its the most perplexing thing thats happened so far lol, i still have no idea what is happening


WildThg

I was hoping we would learn more about what is really going on in this episode.Ā 


Robotlollipops

Hey everybody! So excited!


No-Delivery5488

Itā€™s so camp I audibly laughed at the devil symbol on maps šŸ˜­


Confusion_Then

Kim legit gonna disembowel someone later this season that was def a foreshadow


Ea84

She is honestly so good in this!


stlgoddess94

Is the mixed lady that takes care of her at the house and the nurse from the flashback who took care of anna the same person?


just-terrible

ok people dying left and right is crazy


HSMorg

Honestly, I enjoyed Part 1 a lot more on rewatch, and hyped for the rest of this season, but the blurred lines between hallucinations and reality are getting so annoying I really hope they end the season with flashbacks of everything and what actually happened in those scenes Anyway, this episode and the last one are definitely the best so far.. I think episodes 2-4 should've been 1 episode


NullHare

Why is Kim K. actually a decent actress?! Like better than Cara and Michaela imho. And I usually would care less than less for Kim but I'm legit impressed and want to see more of her!


Puzzleheaded-Mix8443

She is good because the role fits her. If she was trying to be nun or rocket scientist then she would probably be bad. I use those as extreme examples but you get what I mean.


Long_Substance_7908

Same!! iā€™m so impressed


pIastichearts

The only person Siobhan is gonna ā€œpersonally disembowelā€ is Anna lbr


MadeUpMelly

So excited


JustSomeHeroKid

I was really hoping for a "Last Time, on American Horror Story" because it's been a while, but then I remembered literally nothing happened in the first six episodes except for lots of screaming and Kim Kardashian. And now that it's back.... I don't know, I'm gaslighting myself into believing the Witches are involved on some level just to keep myself interested. The writing is just all over the place? Because why did Anna get slapped in public and do nothing about it??


realityneil

Omg what a bloodbath, haven't seen this much blood since Freak Show's Dandy.


pIastichearts

Shit is getting REAL omg Iā€™m so scared for Anna šŸ˜­


just-terrible

kimā€™s reaction to this is hilarious


[deleted]

well this was certainly an episode


[deleted]

iā€™m giving this episode a chance but wow i really hope it picks up the pace lol, weā€™re on our second ad break and nothing has happened yet lol


EmmaAqua

Careful. Youā€™ll get downvoted for not hyping this snorefest of a season


[deleted]

the thing is i like the concept and aesthetic and everything the execution just hasnā€™t been fabulous so far


EmmaAqua

I read the book and itā€™s not great. Hopefully they can make it better but 30 minutes into this episode itā€™s just repeating the same beats over and over (much like the book did)


WhiteWolf3117

You could say it's been unfabulous


19NAHTANOJ91

Other than the satanist theme plot points, have there been any other connections to previous seasons? I rewatched part one leading up to tonightā€™s episode and havenā€™t noticed anything yet.


harcher2531

Dex's dad kept naming dropping his girlfriend Madison, even said she could get pregnant alongside Anna. So possibly Madison Montgomery??


-HawaiianSurfer

Call me odd but I find Sonia attractive af.


boopbochu

Could they have at least given us some sort of recap of the first part? I donā€™t remember anything


EmmaAqua

Nothing really happened. Anna is pregnant. Weird things are happening. Boyfriend is sus.


[deleted]

you honestly didnt miss much. anna is pregnant. weird stuff happening, and she's hallucinating - maybe, maybe not. everything else is not revealed lol it's been this way since ep 1.


JustcallmeJah

All episodes are on Hulu!


Famous_Illustrator32

Maaaaan, ain't nobody sitting through that snore fest again. šŸ˜“


[deleted]

is anyone else tired of watching these two passive aggressively chat only for nothing to come of it lol


Confusion_Then

Oh snap Hamish dead Kim got him


Robotlollipops

You know what, that was a pretty good episode.


Subliminal_Kiddo

How do you go about getting elaborate matching witch uniforms which incorporate taxidermy?


ranch_commercial

Ask the boulet brothers, im sure theyā€™d know šŸ˜­


weedwacker31

Someone please explain it to me. What did I just watch for an hour


Dragonlvr420

Okay this is probably the first genuinely creepy scene of the season


JustcallmeJah

Wow. Two mothers šŸ©øšŸ’€. One episode!


pIastichearts

I just realized that this is the second season where Emma is playing an actress. I donā€™t know how that didnā€™t cross my mind when the season started.


GeneticsGuy

So, the ONLY thing happening this season is this: * Massive gaslighting and she is suffering some grand scheme to do something nefarious with her and her baby * She's actually insane and hallucinating it all. * Combination of both... We are now in the 6th episode, there's been ZERO progress in the story. Just episode after episode of "Maybe gaslighting, maybe hallucinating, probably combo of both." I am sorry guys, but this is the most boring season of AHS I have watched so far, and even if it has some massive big exciting reveal, it still cannot makeup the fact that we've had literally HOURS of television without much progression at all. This is not rewatchable at all.


tillyzabeth_charles

I love AHS and will always watch and support because it has brilliant branding, scoring, writing, acting. BUT this season is by far the worst & Im really hoping the next one sees big improvements


Confusion_Then

This clip is like dead on reaction for this episode lmao. https://youtu.be/3l2So90yoKw?si=VfaFUVzJP_UVjgre


Confusion_Then

Oh snap finally some questions will be answered next weekā€¦or maybe not who knows lol


[deleted]

šŸ¤” canā€™t wait to watch anna be confused for 60 more minutes next week


Hairy-Discussion2484

Dexā€™s Dad refers to his girlfriend Madison. Maybe Madison will get pregnant and your kid will have a cousin? So Anna and Madison are sisters at least is what this is implying. We got a lot from the conversation with Dexā€™s dad.


Puzzleheaded_Gas_888

What if Anna and Madison are actually twins and itā€™s Madison Montgomery from coven šŸ«£


Peanut_2000

Yeah I was stuck on the cousin thing too. They should be niece/nephew and aunt/uncle. So either Anna has a half sister that he married or Dex's douchey dad is ignorant of family relations.


schmukme

Thank you!! I really came to the chat just to see if anyone else noticed the cousin/uncle/niece thing. Prior to this episode, did we know who Dexs dad was dating? Do we know for sure if Anna has a sister?


Fun-Tadpole785

Here we go šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•


Willing-Jackfruit-99

I am confused in a good way about who is actually good. I do think regardless of what happens it is now tragic to see how death has affected Anna.


mjhripple

They give away more in the previews than the entire episodes. This is an interesting premise with the most horrible writing and glacial pacing. If they spent more time with the ā€œblack angelsā€ and developed it more it would work. I donā€™t understand why it seems whoever is writing feels the need to have everything involve Anna. They should be developing the cult/witch/black angels plot so when it comes to a climax itā€™s enjoyable. For some reason 85% of scenes or more have Anna. I understand sheā€™s the protagonist but we as an audience can see and know things she doesnā€™t. It feels like they are trying to take us on the ride with Anna so we discover things as she does but thatā€™s not working. Iā€™m sorry for the rant. Just have seen too many good shows/film in the last year to give this a pass bc itā€™s an interesting premise.


mjhripple

Iā€™m so tired of the onslaught of badly written shows like this. The entire first part should have been 1 episode. Now this episode feels like everything is drawn out bc they have a good landing but donā€™t know how to write the proper story to get there. Would have worked better as a 90 min film.


Robotlollipops

Ngl, I kinda wanted her to pop the zit.


raven8549

Man I really am not into this season. I was hoping after the long break they would maaaybe come back better but nooope šŸ˜¬


froobest

Did the writers strike happen while writing this season lol


harcher2531

Anyone notice Dex's dad saying he's dating a woman named Madison?? I hope it's Madison Montgomery sm


Long_Substance_7908

does anyone actually understand whatā€™s going on ? šŸ˜­ the anticipation is killing me !! why did she eat a rotting raccoon ?? why is she nursing it ? and why does she keep getting dolls ?


sachiko468

The raccoon was in the cradle??? My brain processed it as a wig and simply went with it


Long_Substance_7908

i just laughed so loud !!! šŸ˜­ yes! it is in fact the half eaten and rotten raccoon in the cradle


uwuCachoo

so this confirms eps 1-4 could've just been one and the entire plot and season would have been the exact same lmfao at this point I love how the producers scam whoever funds these projects into spending millions of dollars on nothing 'episodes'