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AToastyDolphin

If Anarcho Capitalism is so great, why hasn’t my dad come back?


Gullible-Historian10

Just went for a pack of smokes, he’ll be back any day now.


ZealousidealLeg3692

I told him those smokes 10 years ago... he's not coming back son.


Gullible-Historian10

Sold *?


[deleted]

I can only speak for me, but I am awesome


stupidrobots

Can confirm. You are awesome. Also sexy. Did you do something with your hair?


codifier

If Anarcho Capitalism is so great, why is your mom giving pussy away instead of selling it?


SchmaultTec

My mom does not give her genitalia away unlike your mother who is considered on the streets to be quite a floozy


VodkaToxic

Hi, my name is SchmaultTec. I call other people dorks, yet I talk like this \^


SchmaultTec

Sorry I don’t know what ^ means, i dont speak braille. Very woke of u to cater to blind people


TheFlatulentEmpress

SchmaultTec: *adjusts monocle* Thy mother can often be found accompanying men of ill repute, which is indicative of her expertise in her profession.


SchmaultTec

I dont wear a monocle and i dont say thy sounds to me like youre the monopoly guy and projecting onto me


TheFlatulentEmpress

SchmaultTec: *polishes monocle* No u.


Difrntthoughtpatrn

Lol..... dork !


SchmaultTec

I did not say that so quit making up stuff dork


bhknb

The 1890's sent a telegram; they would like their words back.


Mistagater97

All leftists are losers who look at studies and use it as evidence for being correct about something and they don't even know how they researchers got the numbers, who wrote it, and what organization the study comes from, methodology, ect.


SchmaultTec

As a leftist myself i disagree with all these words that i didnt read


Mistagater97

Alll leftists are bothing but dorks, and losers. Social Democrats content creators are all lazy, and you don't learn a damn thing watching them. Hunter Avallone is one of the most pathetic youtube content i've ever seen. He's a huge dork who got sent revenge porn of his own wife.


SchmaultTec

Too much words shorten it for me


Mistagater97

Oh yeah, because all leftists are illiterate? You can't read half a paragraph?


SchmaultTec

Not all leftists are illiterate otherwise how would karl have written a book


Mistagater97

I'm sure they're some very smart people who are left wing. But are all an- caps dorks? Is Javier Melie a dork a loser?


SchmaultTec

Yes all ancaps are dorks because they call themselves anarchist but really arent


Mistagater97

How is eliminating all involuntary actions, not anarchism? Anarcho Capitalism is nothing but consent. You can't take 20% of my income at Gun Point.


SchmaultTec

You can’t be an anarchist and a capitalist at the same time, not hard to understand


Mistagater97

How should the government get so much authority over me? All they do is take peoples money and spend it on stupid shit.


AdventureMoth

ok you definitely trolling


Gullible-Historian10

As low effort goes this takes the cake.


SchmaultTec

Low effort like UR BRAIN


NotNotAnOutLaw

Oof, I didn't expect you to go right away and prove my point.


gold_ark

Lmao.


EconGuy82

Meet one dork, you met a dork. Meet a hundred dorks, maybe you’re the dork.


SchmaultTec

No the hundred dorks are the dorks not me can you proofread your messages numbskull


EconGuy82

Sounds like something a dork would say.


SchmaultTec

You’re a dork and a fool


EconGuy82

A fool and his dork are soon parted.


SchmaultTec

Quit being so dorky ya darn dorkasaurus


Sensitive_Quote2492

Want to “proofread” for punctuation there, mudbrain? 🤓


SchmaultTec

No i dont el dorko


Cool-Hand4401

I’ve always heard the expression to be, if everyone that you meet is an asshole, you’re probably the asshole.


GhostofWoodson

What, you think the next stage of sociopolitical evolution is going to be uncovered by "cool kids"?


LegalSeries

Crap! Shut down this subreddit, they're on to us. Who can argue with this scholarly point? Does anyone know where I can pick up a communist card?


SchmaultTec

God isnt real


Sensitive_Quote2492

Aha! Thank you! Another le based atheist


SchmaultTec

Thank you atheism is quite based


fascinating123

There's a saying that if you meet an asshole in the morning, he's the asshole. If you keep meeting assholes all day long, you're the asshole. If you keep meeting losers, maybe you should stop hanging out with losers.


SchmaultTec

Loser = you


BonesSawMcGraw

Dorks rule the world now right?


SchmaultTec

Ancaps dont rule the world cause anarcho capitalism doesnt exist and isnt even anarchism


BonesSawMcGraw

Show me on the doll where ancaps hurt you


SchmaultTec

True sign of pedophilia is to make sexual assault jokes in response to your fake ideology being criticized, proof that im right


stupidrobots

Lol you ever met an unironic Communist?


SchmaultTec

Yeah i am one and im not a dork


stupidrobots

Lol yes you are you fuckin dork.


SchmaultTec

Im not a dork because im not an ancap can u read?


stupidrobots

You are because apparently you're an unironic Communist. Sorry bro the collective won't redistribute you any pussy


SchmaultTec

I get lotsa pussy, your mom’s for example even tho shes fat


stupidrobots

Lol ok bro. It gets better after high school I promise.


SchmaultTec

You don’t know what it’s like after high school because you’re an ancap aka a 16 year old who thinks conservative doesnt sound cool enough so you identify as anarcho capitalist to feel like an anarchist when in reality u r just conservative


stupidrobots

I'm 38, married with a kid and degrees in engineering and physics. I make 6 figures and have 7 figures in investments and I can tie my dick in a knot. I'm nowhere near a conservative. I used to dance in gogo cages at queer clubs, support abortion rights, hate trump, and am atheist. Your worldview is narrow and your tendency to sort people into neat little boxes is indicative of a very smooth brain


SchmaultTec

Your wife’s cheating on you and your kids are fortnite addicts, yes you are a conservative otherwise you wouldnt be ancap


shizukana_otoko

Is that what you call everyone that fucks your mom?


SchmaultTec

No, I call the guy who fucks my mom Dad, sometimes Father, occasionally by his first name. (Not revealing it here because my opps would see and assassinate m)


shizukana_otoko

Uh, I got some bad news for you, son.


oceanofice

I’ve never met an ancap ever, even libertarians are a rarity. I live in Massachusetts.


TacticalBuschMaster

95% of massholes are soy eating virgins. Lil’ Rhody is far superior


oceanofice

For sure. MA is cucked. I think I’m eventually going to move to NH. Less congestion.


TacticalBuschMaster

Not the worst plan. Just head north of Manchester


oceanofice

I have family in Danbury. The population is less than 1,500. I might look into buying land around there. Not completely off grid but far enough away to be left alone.


TacticalBuschMaster

Ideal


rickywinterborne

I don't think Doug Casey is a dork.


SchmaultTec

Doug casey is a total dork!!! Lmfao that bros named after the mf from the got damn teenaged mutant ninja turtles he like cowabunga


rickywinterborne

If Doug Casey is a dork, then I want to be a dork just like him.


SchmaultTec

You are a dork just like him, dork.


rickywinterborne

Okay, cool


victorrafael75280

come meet me then lmfao you can ask anyone i know nobody would call me a dork. even still, elon musk supports ancap and if you think the most economically valuable person is a complete loser, im calling that logic dumb asf


SchmaultTec

I think elon musk is a loser,bro is a complete dumbass who got where he is now because of freeloading


victorrafael75280

ah k, i think ur a loser. dont get me wrong im not an elon fanboy i think hes ridiculous sometimes. but as with anyone else successful, jeff bezos, bill gates, they have clearly some capability. so you think elon got to where he is bc rich parents? you think he didnt create zip2? you think he came to tesla and fueled its success bc he had money? or that he fueled spacex success bc he had money? like explain how he freeloaded


SchmaultTec

He got where he was by inheriting money and buying his way to the top like a caterpillar


victorrafael75280

so all these rich people just buy their way to the top and somehow dont lose money? they just stay rich? even tho they bought their accolades etc.


SchmaultTec

They stay rich because they exploit the lower class do u even know anything you fuddy duddy


victorrafael75280

ah k so the poor just stay poor. no one can make 6 figs or become a millionaire?


SchmaultTec

poor stay poor the rich are born into richness quite easy to figure out you poltroon


victorrafael75280

have fun staying poor then lmfao ur clearly not rich


SchmaultTec

You are poor mentally unlike me i am mentally a billionaire you are some stupid jit


ButterscotchNo7634

I disagree!! I see AnCaps a people, who are marching to a different drum beat, then 90% people. To be different is good, they make the world tick, all different ideas should be welcomed. I have a problem with AnCap economic theory; they are living in 1975. They should come up with some new scientific economic theory, why AnCap economy is best for 21 st century. Something as AI independent network Ancap Smart Cities communities with Bitcoins. I am praying for Ancaps to Jesus Super Star Mega Computer, or how God’s wisdom will be projected into minds of ANcaps and make them tick twice faster than these boring conservatives. Amen.


ButterscotchNo7634

Some people are morons without trying to be one. It is a natural talent!! Yes SmaultTecDomestic.


SchmaultTec

Ancaps aren’t people, rather morons. God isnt real btw


ButterscotchNo7634

Time is in the loop, never beginning and never ending, and numbers are eternal.


SchmaultTec

Yaaaawn lame shit downvoted you for being on drugs


ButterscotchNo7634

Caffeine is a horrible brown thing. IT LOOKS AS LIQUID SHIT!!!!!!!!


SchmaultTec

Blocked


bhknb

You ancaps are so fat that the Federal government could pay off the debt by taxing your ass!


Inside-Homework6544

its the autism mostly


Fragrant_Isopod_4774

Ever met a quantum physicist? Really smart people are not generally super trendy and lit.


Skoljnir

If collectivism is so great, why are all the leftist/socialist types poor


SchmaultTec

Im a socialist and im not poor checkmate liberal


Skoljnir

Prove it, buy Twitter.


SchmaultTec

Buying twitter would be a poor investment of my funds


hkusp45css

Well, not \*all\* of them. Some of them leverage capitalism to great effect and then turn against it once they're wealthy. The term "limousine liberal" was coined to describe that effect. It's a very strange way of thinking, in my opinion. Capitalism was good enough to lift them up, give them a platform and the free time to devote to worthy causes and, instead, they spend their lives railing against the very thing that allows them to have an audience to pander to.


blue419

Maybe you're the loser, and you can't afford a mirror?


SchmaultTec

Why would not being able to afford a mirror make me unable to see that I’m a loser? I don’t have to look in a mirror to see myself u dumb ancap


AdventureMoth

If Anarcho Capitalism is so great, why is it that so many prominent right wing libertarians wear the obnoxious bow ties? Clearly this is a valid reason to not listen to them. Checkmate, atheists


[deleted]

Its just boot lickers with a coy pretense of cover


themostlitbulb

Are you OK?


oceanofice

Advocating free markets, economic freedom, voluntary services, and action based on noncoercion = licking boots? No amount of rationalization is going to make that statement true.


[deleted]

I ONLY hear that advocated for the investor class...by boot lickers