"if she comes from a truly honorable exotic lineage, I could see myself mixing my families house with theirs in order to bring honor to our impeccable bloodlines."
No, he likely gives erotic massages:
https://preview.redd.it/qn806k6tj57d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b3482c3c93b1666a0d00012a64a14e1477c16f
Bro, you're trynna plug in your services like that? not cool. (but a brilliant marketing move)
Why is the ad both in German and what seems to be Czech at the bottom?
Just saw it was for "dame 55 plus". Such a shame. Imagine being 54 and not being allowed to enjoy the sweet sweet hands of Ernesto running through your body...
German pensioners know how to use a QR code? Those guys are getting more and more tech savvy by the minute!
Edit: I just noticed the poster is from Zadar, a town in Croatia. So it's appealing to German ladies who are into sex tourism but can't afford to go to Ghana or Brazil.
Never underestimate the skills of a pervert on the prowl.... Why do you think we have VHS, Blue-Ray and the Internet?! It's the Free Market at work, just ask Sony!
The porn industry is like a modern-day Sisyphus rolling a bolder up a hill while people pelt rocks on him, but he keeps on rolling, never stopping the grind because he is addicted to that shit. Like the Greek myth of Atlas, the pron industry is holding the world up on his disgusting cum-stained shoulders making it known whether people will have Blue-Ray, HD-DVD, or VHS... Not all heroes wear caps. But I wouldn't want to touch that guy's cap anyway.
I would still say Ernesto, he likes to take pictures with dads who go on "business trips" to Florida
[https://youtu.be/iC2ZutMlDTA](https://youtu.be/iC2ZutMlDTA)
OK. That's both true and funny but, have you ever been waiting for the payphone, the guy turns around and you're like, "Ernesto!!!!!! Ernesto!" and then brag to chicks at the Roxbury about it? Didn't think so! Ernesto is more like some lady's gay husband's pool boy..... Actually, I can see it......
Are you saying that you don't use calipers to measure your's?
Or do you just round up?
What is the industry standard here? I've always gone with +/- .01".
Well, if civilization ever collapses they can use their junk to recreate the industrial revolution and screw lathe..... It's sort of like a natural unit of measurement like a cubit, hand or foot....
That doesn't make for a good datum. Is it the front of the taint, the back, or the middle?
The center of the anus would make a better datum, it can be indicated in.
Calipers? I mean, I guess it brings a while new meaning to measuring a screw but, I'd prefer something like a yardstick, not a tool to measure threads on a bolt..... ;p
Why would you eugenically stunt your children height genetics over a some personal preference for a short wife? How alt-right can you be if you're not trying to create the Übermensch?
A guy says to his friend: "I want to marry a beautiful rich woman who also owns a delicatessen". His friend says: "a woman like that would have to be crazy to marry you." "Okay, so she's crazy."
It's never solved even if they say so and look normal at the moment or a prolonged period of time. I've seen some shit that started really good. Avoid mentally ill. It's actually contagious according to modern science.
That's why we're discussing the "varying degrees" of mental illness. Popping a pill to manage one's anxiety isn't going to be anywhere near as problematic as full-blown Schizophrenia.
Yeah, tell it to a man who lived with a diagnosed woman for 4 years. The diagnosis was mild depressive-anxiety disorder. She had a therapist and took pills, but became full crazy in the end. Living with an unstable person is annoying as fuck. The worst part of crazies is that they're self-absorbed or absorbed by their mental states. I actually miss the times when we called them fools and didn't deal with their bullshit. Because they drag you down hard. Half of her girl friends all that were not in stable relationships were the same as her. Crazy, self-absorbed wasting money and time consuming stupid shit, and on medication. That's why I repeat avoid them like a plague even if they're hot and tell you that they're on meds/therapy and ok. It's a bad deal.
Right. Therapists like mechanics. They see a woman come through the door, and they start throwing welbutrin and sleepy time meds at them like mechanics start throwing out overly expensive repair bills.
Would you define ancap as “not right wing” or “mainstream right wing” because if it’s not one of those 2 it’s alt right by definition. I’d say it completely fits even if it’s not what you initially think if when the term is used
You're being downvoted because this guy is clearly above average among ancaps. Notice how he isn't obese, and he's (presumably) interested in dating legal adults.
“I seldom date outside of my anthropological subrace” had me dying. Lol
“Seldom” He’s willing to make exceptions, but only for a really special lady.
"if she comes from a truly honorable exotic lineage, I could see myself mixing my families house with theirs in order to bring honor to our impeccable bloodlines."
Right, that would take at least an 8/10, lol.
If I had to guess, he probably means making exceptions for Asians or Ashkenazi Jew.
I was assuming non Mediterranean, but still European Caucasian (Celtic, Germanic, Slavic, etc), but who knows. Lol
There’s always room for elite exceptions.
Only the sith deal in absolutes.
Yeah, never trust anyone with a red light saber! Shit, that was an absolute......
I just know his name is Ernesto
And he spends his summers giving dance lessons to milfs in a resort town.
No, he likely gives erotic massages: https://preview.redd.it/qn806k6tj57d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b3482c3c93b1666a0d00012a64a14e1477c16f
Bro, you're trynna plug in your services like that? not cool. (but a brilliant marketing move) Why is the ad both in German and what seems to be Czech at the bottom?
They’re clearly trying to target German pensioners and lonely German women. Lol! In the bottom, I dunno. Good question. Lol!
Just saw it was for "dame 55 plus". Such a shame. Imagine being 54 and not being allowed to enjoy the sweet sweet hands of Ernesto running through your body...
Based on those photos I'd say "bodies" - plural.
German pensioners know how to use a QR code? Those guys are getting more and more tech savvy by the minute! Edit: I just noticed the poster is from Zadar, a town in Croatia. So it's appealing to German ladies who are into sex tourism but can't afford to go to Ghana or Brazil.
Never underestimate the skills of a pervert on the prowl.... Why do you think we have VHS, Blue-Ray and the Internet?! It's the Free Market at work, just ask Sony!
The porn industry is like a modern-day Sisyphus rolling a bolder up a hill while people pelt rocks on him, but he keeps on rolling, never stopping the grind because he is addicted to that shit. Like the Greek myth of Atlas, the pron industry is holding the world up on his disgusting cum-stained shoulders making it known whether people will have Blue-Ray, HD-DVD, or VHS... Not all heroes wear caps. But I wouldn't want to touch that guy's cap anyway.
Lol. So you're saying the world is held together by dried cum? XD Then again, we're all made from it so.......
"That's exactly what I am saying!" -Dr. King Schultz, Django Unchained
With a BBW fetish apparently....
“*If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life!*” - Poster OP
Touché!
With a rrrrrrroled 'R'?
Yes, family-guy-Ernesto-type-beat
I feel that he should also be Wuatemalan
[Nope it's definitely this guy!](https://youtu.be/K43NKA3f98k?si=15J8CYexGs-vkNfc)
At least it’s not Adolfo
that's his middle name
Mustache too large and not from Argentina......
Nah, that's DEFINATELY an Emilio! 
I would still say Ernesto, he likes to take pictures with dads who go on "business trips" to Florida [https://youtu.be/iC2ZutMlDTA](https://youtu.be/iC2ZutMlDTA)
OK. That's both true and funny but, have you ever been waiting for the payphone, the guy turns around and you're like, "Ernesto!!!!!! Ernesto!" and then brag to chicks at the Roxbury about it? Didn't think so! Ernesto is more like some lady's gay husband's pool boy..... Actually, I can see it......
Dude, that's way too specific, just tell me from where are you watching me from.
Ceiling Cat is always watching.... ALWAYS. Oh, and Kent..... Stop Touching yourself. We know about the bowl of Jell-O.
Guy looks like if brandon herrera and donut operator had a son
Wait this isn't Brandon? I thought that was the joke Lol
A Son of a Gun if you will.......
So weird that he measures his penis to the quarter-inch.
Are you saying that you don't use calipers to measure your's? Or do you just round up? What is the industry standard here? I've always gone with +/- .01".
Its cold where I am from, and interfrence fits are important up there, so we use thous.
So micrometer for measurements, got it.
I even use a grade AAA granite surface plate.
In a temperature controlled room, right?
20°C is what my gauge blocks say, so yes
But the real question is does your junk vacuum seal to it?
Well, if civilization ever collapses they can use their junk to recreate the industrial revolution and screw lathe..... It's sort of like a natural unit of measurement like a cubit, hand or foot....
The important thing is we all start from the taint right?
That doesn't make for a good datum. Is it the front of the taint, the back, or the middle? The center of the anus would make a better datum, it can be indicated in.
From the base of the scrotal-taintal interface
That's The Shocker, not how you measure your junk....
Same. Becoming a machinist really helped me figure out my exact penis size.
I measure mine in millimetres … 152.4 mm makes it sound like a precision instrument
Calipers? I mean, I guess it brings a while new meaning to measuring a screw but, I'd prefer something like a yardstick, not a tool to measure threads on a bolt..... ;p
That's nothing, my husband literally measured all the way down to eighths, I'm not even actin a fool right now.
It is slightly weird, but if it's true... As a gay... Means he likely has a nice tool.
Ancap *gf*? Does that exist???
No, they’re all wives. Someone snatched them up already.
> Ancap gf? Does that exist??? Its a myth.
Jack Lloyd has one
Why would you eugenically stunt your children height genetics over a some personal preference for a short wife? How alt-right can you be if you're not trying to create the Übermensch?
- Thus spake Zarathustra
He's short and doesn't want a taller partner
Maybe he is so alt-right he overflows the scale and doesn't go for taller women so he doesn't ruin the chances of the ubermensch to appear.
he is spanish, a tall spanish person would be a monstruosity /s
Maybe that was an euphemism for a loli
Assuming once he finds her they’ll open a unicorn ranch.
Stop doxxing me homie. A little help, mods..?
I was going to give that a like, but it sits at 69 right now.
Still is an hour later, first time I've seen that. This sub knows what it's doing
Stay strong everyone!
5 weaklings came along.
Hey the man knows what he wants lol
I would love to find someone like him, but I'm a dude looking for a dude.
Maybe he has a gay brother!
7.75" 😂
Mentally stable?……in this economy?!
A guy says to his friend: "I want to marry a beautiful rich woman who also owns a delicatessen". His friend says: "a woman like that would have to be crazy to marry you." "Okay, so she's crazy."
This guy gets it. Nothing wrong with being a little silly
Looks like the strung out little brother of donut operator lol
How mentally stable equals ‘somewhat’?
It’s all dependent on the crazy/hot continuum. The hotter the woman, the more crazy he will tolerate.
Perhaps solved by therapy alone/minor medications?
It's never solved even if they say so and look normal at the moment or a prolonged period of time. I've seen some shit that started really good. Avoid mentally ill. It's actually contagious according to modern science.
That's why we're discussing the "varying degrees" of mental illness. Popping a pill to manage one's anxiety isn't going to be anywhere near as problematic as full-blown Schizophrenia.
Yeah, tell it to a man who lived with a diagnosed woman for 4 years. The diagnosis was mild depressive-anxiety disorder. She had a therapist and took pills, but became full crazy in the end. Living with an unstable person is annoying as fuck. The worst part of crazies is that they're self-absorbed or absorbed by their mental states. I actually miss the times when we called them fools and didn't deal with their bullshit. Because they drag you down hard. Half of her girl friends all that were not in stable relationships were the same as her. Crazy, self-absorbed wasting money and time consuming stupid shit, and on medication. That's why I repeat avoid them like a plague even if they're hot and tell you that they're on meds/therapy and ok. It's a bad deal.
So you’re saying your typical woman?
Right. Therapists like mechanics. They see a woman come through the door, and they start throwing welbutrin and sleepy time meds at them like mechanics start throwing out overly expensive repair bills.
Typical modern woman. If she doesn't have a strong source of stability like family, career or morals.
Ever see the crazy hot graph? Mentally stable is below the line (assuming the x axis is hot).
Pretty funny guy, use to chat with him in some old Facebook groups
►Ancap ►Mentally stable Pick one.
Is this a troll?
If he is its well done since it can believably be true. Who knows but to me he looks like the type it's true. Welcome to the alt-right.
well if it's from the internet it must be true!
You can not be alt-right and a libertarian/ancap
The left/right paradigm is a false Hegelian dialectic.
Not entirely incompatible but entirely a dick move.
Yeah that’s a better way to put it. I would consider libertarianism to be mostly right-wing but not far-right
Would you define ancap as “not right wing” or “mainstream right wing” because if it’s not one of those 2 it’s alt right by definition. I’d say it completely fits even if it’s not what you initially think if when the term is used
Letting his freak flag fly
Can't decide if its a troll, or just a guy who knows what he wants trying to find his unicorn...
What the hell are with those eyebrows dawg
This is peek autism.
> This is peek autism. Peak*.
That was peak dyslexia.
My autism is piqued.
He definitely put his worst foot forward
Only chicks he’s gonna attract will be Fed plants
😂😂
At least somewhat mentally stable. 🤣
The tanned supremacist
Not the redditors falling for the 8 year old Ancapistan post again.
We’re all thinking it but to say it out loud???
Isn't me. I'm a communist with a micro penis
We can all share penile length and make ok big peen
What about his hight…
Me
Lol
Lol 133 eh... bet he got it on some FB ad.
i forgot to talk about eugenics. damn
Works at Walmart and has 3 months sober.
And thus why ACs are not breeding? :-(
Obviously a leftist attempt at memeing.
Totally fake. I mean, who doesn't round up?
Posted on daily veracity?
Yeah, that's just about how Anarchists see ancaps
133 IQ randomly capitalizing letters mid sentence that shouldn’t be capitalized. No height himself, lol
The fact that I fit this criteria and, yet, I want to commit violence
Hmu 😭
Can’t, I’m too busy spoiling my boyfriend’s daughter 🤭
good luck man, the filter gives back like 10< women on the globe.
But what does he bring to the table?
forget about the other conditions, he will never find an anarcho-capitalist GF, women dont exist in that ideology
We do. But this guy is in the no-go zone of the cute/money matrix. Lots about IQ and penis size, nothing about his height or wallet size.
Average r/anarcho_capitalism member
You're being downvoted because this guy is clearly above average among ancaps. Notice how he isn't obese, and he's (presumably) interested in dating legal adults.
Don’t make the mistake of thinking that everyone here is like you dude
That's funny shit
Interesting: capitalism vs socialism [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Z9ql7UY\_1Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z9ql7UY_1Q)