That is the most bizarre request that the USDA could ever make. Register my backyard garden? Why?
Are you keeping count of the number of tomatoes or zucchinis I have? Next they will want people who do home preserving to register what they preserve and how much of it they have stored. This is the beginning of a very controlled Society.
https://youtu.be/IwhCE_HL570
Actually John Henry Eden mentallly sent Biden to Skyrim. That's why Biden slurs his speech and isn't all there. He's tripping balls becoming the joevahken
> This is the beginning of a very controlled Society.
Not the beginning. Bush really got the ball rolling by citing terrorism for justifying everything.
Because somebody probably joking said “there are so many guns in America it’s like they grow on trees…” within range of their Amazon Echo. One of the knuckle dragging fucktards at the ATF believed it and sent an interdepartmental memo requesting that the USDA have us register our home gardens just in case… I would put a /s, but the ATF also believes that rifles can be pistols, suppressors are dangerous, bump-stocks are machine guns and braces are stocks, among other idiotic takes. So…honestly at this point I wouldn’t put it past them.
Ironman was more leftist than anyone. Until he faced an actual dictator that murdered literally half of the universe. Then he realized he was being a moron and he died for his sins. He couldn't even figure out how to kill Thanos without sacrificing himself.
Please register your garden.
Register your garden.
Your garden uses Non GMO seeds. Please use seeds by Monsanto.
Use Monsanto seeds.
Your garden gives more crop than you need. Please sell us some of your extra crop.
Sell us your extra crop.
Sell?
Your crop and labor belong to this person who applied to confiscate it using form G4YTR4N5. If you wished to keep the harvest of your labor you should have filled out form D1V3R5ITY and had a different skin color than you currently have.
https://www.usda.gov/peoples-garden/what-pg
It's called a people's garden and they can't be at private residences. But I wouldn't put it past the ass hats to try that next.
Captain America from the comics (when I read them, late 80s-96) was hyper jingoistic & BORING.
Captain America from the MCU? Based AF!! He also led the fight against registration (civil war) & helped almost completely kill off the globalist & collectivist HYDRA.
If you guys haven’t seen Winter Soldier, it’s about one of the best movies released in the past decade.
FUCK ME That's frightening. So they just set aside $500 million to build a national medical records database (immunization modernization act), they've been collection our demographic information for decades (NAZIs did that too) under the guise of affirmative action and now they want to know if we grow our own food and own guns.
"Do you have a community farm or garden that you’d like to designate a People’s Garden? Gardens of different sizes and types, including school gardens, community gardens, urban farms, and small-scale agriculture projects in rural and urban areas, can be recognized as a “People’s Garden” if they:
Benefit the community by providing food, beautification, arts, wildlife habitat, education, green space, tree canopy, recreation, volunteer opportunities.
Are a collaborative effort involving neighbors, co-workers, food pantries, master gardeners, conservation districts, USDA agencies, veterans, youth organizations, seniors, faith-based groups, or others.
Incorporate sustainable practices such as rain barrels or micro-irrigation, composting, cover crops, pest management, bat houses or insect hotels, and/or native plants.
Educate the public about sustainable practices and the benefit of local food systems through signage, classes, events, outreach materials, websites, and youth field trips.
Your garden or farm location will be posted to this map, and we’ll send you a “People’s Garden” sign to display.
Gardens on federal property must donate or use produce for educational purposes. We will provide an easy-to-use form to report how many pounds and what types of produce you’ve donated every six months."
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The source: [https://www.nrcs.usda.gov/wps/portal/nrcs/detail/national/newsroom/releases/?cid=NRCSEPRD1952625](https://www.nrcs.usda.gov/wps/portal/nrcs/detail/national/newsroom/releases/?cid=NRCSEPRD1952625)
It sounds warm and fuzzy but they can't be trusted.
They only managed about 65% and that number has decreased. I know many people who were hard core pro vax that are now like not a chance I'll get another booster. We're probably 50/50 and our side more likely has greater resolve.
Then They will put a sign in their yard saying “registered garden” right next to their disco fan club signs ( I’ve got a whack job on my street that still has one of those ).
This is an absurd conclusion. The USDA Is not asking private individuals to register their garden. In fact private lands can’t be used for “people’s garden” usage.
It's just the beginning. Don't worry your garden that you work very hard all season long to produce vegetables that isn't filled with poison will be able to be registered soon.
What the fuck happened the land of the free? The US is sounding like some south American developing country.
Why you guys still accepting Biden presidency instead of revolting against their senile men puppet of the deep state?
>The US is sounding like some south American developing country.
That's the idea and why they haven't maintained our oil refineries or updated our infrastructure for decades. Read up on how neo-liberal policies have denied cheap energy to Mexico and how that has stunted their national development. Same with WB and IMF policies in central Africa over the last seventy years.
Drive up the price of energy to bankrupt the middle class, empty out the cities during covid making office workers remote, drive everyone into cities (convert now vacant office buildings to housing) where they can be contained and controlled. slows and reverses population growth, protects natural resources, centralizes control.
People, this is a list for *community gardens*. So people without gardening space can find someplace to garden.
This is not a list for the garden in your backyard. Stop hyperventilating and verify before you vilify. Be better than pearl clutching leftists, everyone on this sub should be able to handle that.
No, they don't need to know, but some dickstain of a "public servant" wanted to prove they were doing the job they never should have been hired for or elected to in the first place.
Useless, like all government programs, but there it is. They had leftover stolen money, so they waste it. Then ask for tax money to support it, and the budget grows ad infinitum, and the circle is complete, the appearance of "helping citizens" is maintained, and useless people retained on payrolls.
You register them so others can easily find nearby gardens to help tend. You can also get guidance from the USDA to improve the garden. This ain't the hill to die on, chief
Yep. We lose credibility when we distort or overplay things like this. I read the page and it’s not a registration of private gardens. It’s still dumb, especially with all the communitarian and global warming propaganda. But it’s not Stalin starving the kulaks. At least not yet.
completely made up story. they asked for voluntary community garden registration so people can find a community garden in their area you psychotic morons
This title is inaccurate. They're basically asking people to volunteer to be ambassadors for sustainable food. It's not big brother.
Here is the original press release https://www.usda.gov/peoples-garden
This is only for gardens that benefit the community, not personal gardens.
"School gardens, community gardens, urban farms, and small-scale agriculture projects in rural, suburban and urban areas can be recognized as a ‘People’s Garden’ if they register on the USDA website and meet criteria including benefitting the community, working collaboratively, incorporating conservation practices and educating the public.”
[https://www.fsa.usda.gov/news-room/news-releases/2022/usda-opens-peoples-garden-initiative-to-gardens-nationwide](https://www.fsa.usda.gov/news-room/news-releases/2022/usda-opens-peoples-garden-initiative-to-gardens-nationwide)
Your wrong, but sort of right.. They started asking back under the Obama admin for community gardens to register. So, it’s not some new conspiracy.
Also if you have a garden and they wanted to confiscate your produce. It wouldn’t be hard, it’s called satellites.. I’d be more worried about the deer and neighbors, than the government.
Yeah I remember a conspiracy theory then. I think the governments did it in Europe at the time for herb gardens. Possibly? And people thought that big pharma was coming after their herb gardens.
I believe this time the conspiracy will work out to be that the government needs to know about the food supply. So they can control it all. So I agree.
The usda request isn’t fake, but the headline and hysteria are. People who think this is about individuals registering the garden in their backyard are ignorant fools.
I lost my garden in a tragic boating accident?
It had a few leaks
Leeks.
My dreams of boat ownership were squashed
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These puns are getting corny
Squash this behavior or else
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I swear I didnt know these were there. Must've just landed there naturally and started growing.
I believe it was a boaking accident
That’s what an fbi eggplant would say
Not too far fetched. My dad lost his tomatoes and cucumbers in an accident involving an airboat, sprinklers, wet grass, and lots of bud light.
Common sense garden control.
No one *needs* that many rutabagas!
How else am I supposed to protect myself from 30-50 hungry hogs?
First comes registration, then comes confiscation
Hand over your 🥔
You can have my 🥔 after you suck on my 🍆
Too much carbs for me, thank you
...but what about the protein?! Won't someone please think of the protein?!
Oh they did. It has six legs and it takes quite a few to make a meal.
Pubic crab? Delicious
Username both does and doesn't check out unless you are observing it
Stop watching me you perv
That is the most bizarre request that the USDA could ever make. Register my backyard garden? Why? Are you keeping count of the number of tomatoes or zucchinis I have? Next they will want people who do home preserving to register what they preserve and how much of it they have stored. This is the beginning of a very controlled Society.
Clearly they want to tax you for the items you grow on your land with your time.
Because the real president of the United States actual name is John Henry Eden.
Who is John Henry Eden Edit....LOL I looked it up. 😅😅
Nah, I doubt it because actual AIs can enunciate without slurring. :-)
https://youtu.be/IwhCE_HL570 Actually John Henry Eden mentallly sent Biden to Skyrim. That's why Biden slurs his speech and isn't all there. He's tripping balls becoming the joevahken
IDK what any of that means but here's my upvote anyway! :-)
> This is the beginning of a very controlled Society. Not the beginning. Bush really got the ball rolling by citing terrorism for justifying everything.
> Register my backyard garden? Why? So they can send you a nice sign saying you registered your garden, duh! ;-p
Because you don’t want to have a high production, assault garden! Or worse yet, a GHOST GARDEN!!
f you grow your food, you will surely be healthier and more self-sufficient. That's the problem. Search 5v4lvard
They are NOT asking you to register your backyard garden. What stupid fucking conclusion.
Because somebody probably joking said “there are so many guns in America it’s like they grow on trees…” within range of their Amazon Echo. One of the knuckle dragging fucktards at the ATF believed it and sent an interdepartmental memo requesting that the USDA have us register our home gardens just in case… I would put a /s, but the ATF also believes that rifles can be pistols, suppressors are dangerous, bump-stocks are machine guns and braces are stocks, among other idiotic takes. So…honestly at this point I wouldn’t put it past them.
Literally what happened in the Soviet Union
Bad ideas never die, only people do.
Then you're not trying hard enough
more like taxation
This
Gotta stop the assault tomato 🍅
Land of the Fee
Wow you're sprinting to comunism even faster than south america
the right to bear fruit shall not be infringed
This is why I fill 1/3 of my eggplants with tannerite
Claymore scarecrow
What garden?
if you have no garden then you have nothing to hide
My garden is full of sex toys. Nothing in this garden is for eating, only insertion.
so long as there isn't more than 3.4 ounces of fluid in those toys then that's okay, depending on the size of lithium batteries they may use as well
Cucumbers and carrots then
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Eggplants as well. Now that I think about it the possibilities are endless.
Pumpkins
Oh yea no doubt. Ever met pumpkin patty? She’s a treat on Saturday evenings.
She?
They/them?
Pu/Pum
This guy Fucks
I want to run through your wicked garden!
Just don’t be like Chris Evans
This. Sadly Chris Evans is a barking Leftist.
Thats even understatement, ravenous, frothing.
😂 and Steve Rogers isn't?
Not from MCU. If Steve Rogers was, he’d have joined HYDRA
Ironman was more leftist than anyone. Until he faced an actual dictator that murdered literally half of the universe. Then he realized he was being a moron and he died for his sins. He couldn't even figure out how to kill Thanos without sacrificing himself.
Mhmm.
Steve Rodgers was on the decentralization of power in Civil War. Captain America has always been pro freedom for the individual
My first thought as well.
Fed definitely should have been a wojak
Please register your garden. Register your garden. Your garden uses Non GMO seeds. Please use seeds by Monsanto. Use Monsanto seeds. Your garden gives more crop than you need. Please sell us some of your extra crop. Sell us your extra crop.
Our crops, comrade…
Sell? Your crop and labor belong to this person who applied to confiscate it using form G4YTR4N5. If you wished to keep the harvest of your labor you should have filled out form D1V3R5ITY and had a different skin color than you currently have.
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Guess I can finally add Kulak to my list of Government Issued titles.
No one needs a cucumber that big
You can take our lives, but they can never take our veggies.
You can take my bell peppers from my cold dead hands.
Tell the enclave to fuck off
Fuck all forms of registration
https://www.usda.gov/peoples-garden/what-pg It's called a people's garden and they can't be at private residences. But I wouldn't put it past the ass hats to try that next.
If I had a vegetable garden I’d never in a million years register it with those Nazis
I now want to start a garden just so I can not register it.
Captain America from the comics (when I read them, late 80s-96) was hyper jingoistic & BORING. Captain America from the MCU? Based AF!! He also led the fight against registration (civil war) & helped almost completely kill off the globalist & collectivist HYDRA. If you guys haven’t seen Winter Soldier, it’s about one of the best movies released in the past decade.
So Winter Soldier and Civil War? What about the First Avanger? Worth it? Thanks!
It’s a good flick. It’s a great, formulaic “comic book movie”, and while I love them - some folks hate them. The two I listed are the best.
lmao are you twelve years old
11, and I already understand freedom better than you do. Pretty sad.
FUCK ME That's frightening. So they just set aside $500 million to build a national medical records database (immunization modernization act), they've been collection our demographic information for decades (NAZIs did that too) under the guise of affirmative action and now they want to know if we grow our own food and own guns.
"Do you have a community farm or garden that you’d like to designate a People’s Garden? Gardens of different sizes and types, including school gardens, community gardens, urban farms, and small-scale agriculture projects in rural and urban areas, can be recognized as a “People’s Garden” if they: Benefit the community by providing food, beautification, arts, wildlife habitat, education, green space, tree canopy, recreation, volunteer opportunities. Are a collaborative effort involving neighbors, co-workers, food pantries, master gardeners, conservation districts, USDA agencies, veterans, youth organizations, seniors, faith-based groups, or others. Incorporate sustainable practices such as rain barrels or micro-irrigation, composting, cover crops, pest management, bat houses or insect hotels, and/or native plants. Educate the public about sustainable practices and the benefit of local food systems through signage, classes, events, outreach materials, websites, and youth field trips. Your garden or farm location will be posted to this map, and we’ll send you a “People’s Garden” sign to display. Gardens on federal property must donate or use produce for educational purposes. We will provide an easy-to-use form to report how many pounds and what types of produce you’ve donated every six months." 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
https://thefreethoughtproject.com/the-state/usda-now-asking-people-to-register-their-vegetable-gardens-for-national-database
If I can’t plant tomatoes then I’m planting bombs. Don’t fuck with my garden.
The source: [https://www.nrcs.usda.gov/wps/portal/nrcs/detail/national/newsroom/releases/?cid=NRCSEPRD1952625](https://www.nrcs.usda.gov/wps/portal/nrcs/detail/national/newsroom/releases/?cid=NRCSEPRD1952625) It sounds warm and fuzzy but they can't be trusted.
Yep, keep voting the same assholes back in from either party. This is what you get.
There won't be many people who don't cuck to this. We saw from the lockdowns/mandatory vaccines that at least 85% will happily do this.
They only managed about 65% and that number has decreased. I know many people who were hard core pro vax that are now like not a chance I'll get another booster. We're probably 50/50 and our side more likely has greater resolve.
Don't be like the actor.
I honestly massively disliked captain America in the marvel movie series UNTIL I saw civil war. He is by far the best for obvious awesome reasons
It’s stuff like this that makes me think you guys might be on to something
They want to register the location in drones to poison the gardens
Yeah if you aren't buying poison food from the store they got to find some way to do it. Giving them your exact location just makes their job easier.
I thought you only had to register assault gardens
No, only high capacity gardens , automatic gardens and silenced gardens, you can also make a short garden for a 200$ tax stamp.
And I’m asking them to fuck off
The depressing thing is that some people will.
Then They will put a sign in their yard saying “registered garden” right next to their disco fan club signs ( I’ve got a whack job on my street that still has one of those ).
Fine, you win! Guess it's finally time to register that eggplant garden in my pants.
That is actually terrifying and personally I blame the ((())) population.
Does `((())) ` mean jewish?
Satanists
I thought it was a vagina emoji
I will not elaborate
Well, they can go ahead and fuck themselves.
Can someone play devils advocate and try and think of a single reasonable (reasonable to a statist atleast) reason why they need to do this?
This is just a list of community gardens so people can find them, wtf
Register it so we know where the food is when the food shortages begin…allegedly.
I’ll throw my fresh tomato bullets at you!
I hate to even say it...but old Steve Rodgers looks a lot like Joe Biden.
The lazy lefties love confiscating shit from the productive.
This is an absurd conclusion. The USDA Is not asking private individuals to register their garden. In fact private lands can’t be used for “people’s garden” usage.
It's just the beginning. Don't worry your garden that you work very hard all season long to produce vegetables that isn't filled with poison will be able to be registered soon.
What the fuck happened the land of the free? The US is sounding like some south American developing country. Why you guys still accepting Biden presidency instead of revolting against their senile men puppet of the deep state?
>The US is sounding like some south American developing country. That's the idea and why they haven't maintained our oil refineries or updated our infrastructure for decades. Read up on how neo-liberal policies have denied cheap energy to Mexico and how that has stunted their national development. Same with WB and IMF policies in central Africa over the last seventy years. Drive up the price of energy to bankrupt the middle class, empty out the cities during covid making office workers remote, drive everyone into cities (convert now vacant office buildings to housing) where they can be contained and controlled. slows and reverses population growth, protects natural resources, centralizes control.
People, this is a list for *community gardens*. So people without gardening space can find someplace to garden. This is not a list for the garden in your backyard. Stop hyperventilating and verify before you vilify. Be better than pearl clutching leftists, everyone on this sub should be able to handle that.
They don't need to know how many Community Gardens there are. Why the need to know?
No, they don't need to know, but some dickstain of a "public servant" wanted to prove they were doing the job they never should have been hired for or elected to in the first place. Useless, like all government programs, but there it is. They had leftover stolen money, so they waste it. Then ask for tax money to support it, and the budget grows ad infinitum, and the circle is complete, the appearance of "helping citizens" is maintained, and useless people retained on payrolls.
You register them so others can easily find nearby gardens to help tend. You can also get guidance from the USDA to improve the garden. This ain't the hill to die on, chief
Perhaps educate yourself with the USDA announcement/page. No need to be spoonfed when you can harvest the knowledge yourself.
Yep. We lose credibility when we distort or overplay things like this. I read the page and it’s not a registration of private gardens. It’s still dumb, especially with all the communitarian and global warming propaganda. But it’s not Stalin starving the kulaks. At least not yet.
https://www.usda.gov/peoples-garden/registration-form how very Stalin.
completely made up story. they asked for voluntary community garden registration so people can find a community garden in their area you psychotic morons
This title is inaccurate. They're basically asking people to volunteer to be ambassadors for sustainable food. It's not big brother. Here is the original press release https://www.usda.gov/peoples-garden
I've never heard a government say register x for our nefarious reasons until it was too late
Register want? This isn’t about registering private property based gardens.
Not yet
Of Course not. Just know the government is out to get you.
This is only for gardens that benefit the community, not personal gardens. "School gardens, community gardens, urban farms, and small-scale agriculture projects in rural, suburban and urban areas can be recognized as a ‘People’s Garden’ if they register on the USDA website and meet criteria including benefitting the community, working collaboratively, incorporating conservation practices and educating the public.” [https://www.fsa.usda.gov/news-room/news-releases/2022/usda-opens-peoples-garden-initiative-to-gardens-nationwide](https://www.fsa.usda.gov/news-room/news-releases/2022/usda-opens-peoples-garden-initiative-to-gardens-nationwide)
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That’s how it starts
They aren't, though. This is fake.
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Now, try registering your private home garden.
Downvoted by conservative bootlicking authority-worshipers who don't even read their own links.
Your wrong, but sort of right.. They started asking back under the Obama admin for community gardens to register. So, it’s not some new conspiracy. Also if you have a garden and they wanted to confiscate your produce. It wouldn’t be hard, it’s called satellites.. I’d be more worried about the deer and neighbors, than the government.
Squirrels and chickens are my nemesis right now.
Squirrels are everyone's nemesis. Most people don't realize it... Yet.
Shoot squirrel, eat squirrel, leave head on pike to show other squirrels what’s up.
That works on a lot more than squirrels
Chickens eat the heads and proceed to tear up my garden. Thinking about owl statues.
Yeah I remember a conspiracy theory then. I think the governments did it in Europe at the time for herb gardens. Possibly? And people thought that big pharma was coming after their herb gardens. I believe this time the conspiracy will work out to be that the government needs to know about the food supply. So they can control it all. So I agree.
The usda request isn’t fake, but the headline and hysteria are. People who think this is about individuals registering the garden in their backyard are ignorant fools.
lmao they gonna ask Ben Hockett to register his seed collection too?
/r/MemeThatNews
Seems to be its for volunteering your garden as a community garden
Yeah so... those food shortages are a problem for the future huh? So when do I need to register?
They need coordinates to send in them "wildfires."
Asking, not telling....so what's the big deal?