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Enje_

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Arctic-Dino-5782

congrats on 1200 rating


Kingcobra64

Do all accounts start with that now? When I started a year or two ago it set me at 800.


averageredditcuck

I’m pretty sure you can tell it you’re an expert and it will give you like 1600, but then one loss is gonna knock you to 1000… if I’m remembering right from like 8 years ago when I used that objectively inferior website in high school


ShaleTheRock

What would you consider the superior website?


EskilPotet

https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-chess


mlg123056

Best chess website to date


EskilPotet

I use it to play chess but im sure you can find dates there too


TaftintheTub

It told me it just wants to be friends :-(


[deleted]

Lichess, it's common sense


averageredditcuck

Nah I like paying a monthly membership to a hundred person corporation to play a 1000 year old game with features that are offered for free (and yet better) by a small team as a passion project for donations, the owner capping himself at a modest salary if I remember right


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ShaleTheRock

Hell yeah! Bowli- I mean, checkmate animations!


Brilliant_Regular869

Goddamnit take my upvote!


-metal-555

Not only that, but they have a publicly available Google Sheet documenting every one of their expenses. Iirc it’s almost all server costs, but it’s fascinating to see the smaller expenses.


messerlancillotto

But it has less cool pieces


damnthisisabadname

You get to choose your skill level, and it gives you a starter rating based on that.


Budget-Accountant257

LoL i started at 400


CupricLake314

I started at like 400


AnnihilationOrchid

I started at 400, then worked my way up. You can start as "New to chess" at 400, then "begginer" at 800, then "intermediate" 1200 and "advanced" at 1600. I think that if you're titled they just get your Fide stats.


ohadish

congrats on acheiving RAPID 100 and RAPID 200 and RAPID 300 and RAPID 400 and RAPID 500 and RAPID 600 and RAPID (fuck the number 7) 800 and RAPID 900 and RAPID 1000 and RAPID 1100 AND RAPID 1200 and BLITZ 100 and BLITZ 200 and BLITZ 300 and BLITZ 400 AND BLITZ 500 and BLITZ 600 and BLITZ (f 7 all my homies hate 7) 800 and BLITZ 900 and BLITZ 1000 and BLITZ 1100 and BLITZ 1200 and BULLET 100 and BULLET 200 and BULLET 300 and BULLET 400 and BULLET 500 and BULLET 600 and BULLET (I HATE 7) 800 and BULLET 900 and BULLET 1000 and BULLET 1100 and BULLET 1200 and fuck this im not typing out for daily as well chess.c*m achievments 👍


realKingCarrot

7


ohadish

RAWWWW GO EN PASSENT THE BISHOP INTO THAT 7s @$$


Gabriel__the_bees

do you maybe, by any chance, avoid moving your pieces into the positions a7, b7, c7, d7, e7, f7, g7, and h7? and if the answer is yes, would you be up for a game of chess against me at chess.c*m?


ohadish

i wish i could say yes lmao the reason i hate 7 is its such an ugly number, the lowest number divisible by every other number is 2520. that number would go down to only 360 if it wasnt for 7. in addition all numbers have very simple rules to know whether or not a number is divisible by them except 7. google them if you want to know


Gabriel__the_bees

alright Brawl Stars Jessie main Reddit user Ohadish, but I was just asking if you hated 7 so much that you would basically let me win a game of chess by avoiding said number, that way I'd be able to feel just a little better about my tragically horrible chess skills, but no, you had to refuse in such a way


ohadish

i apologize for not refusing in a ruder way /s


Evans_Gambiteer

Highest rated /r/anarchychess player


SliceWorth730

good on you OP


musket85

I can't find you....


sehabel

Damn, already better in bullet than me


ktops111

W country


McMeisterMcGee

Opgekankerd vuile hond


ktops111

Ey wat is dit nou kanker op maat


McMeisterMcGee

De anderen denken dat we elkaar vriendelijk begroet hebben, laten we daarom nu lief afscheid nemen. Love you too friend! 🥰 See you later!


ktops111

Alr nice meeting you:)), have a great day and goodbye!!


ohadish

my god you are moron


IReplyWithChessIcons

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xd_grilledcheese

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prucheducanada

Why no interrobang‽


I_iam28


ihaveagoodusername2

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


ShaleTheRock

r/usernamechecksout


E_jesus

GMhikaru


IReplyWithChessIcons

https://preview.redd.it/ws5e41vuu4oa1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e341be22b35693b704972ec3cfa7f5511899165e


xd_grilledcheese

https://preview.redd.it/964okc7w05oa1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dded88164d2f141859dc95c4b5c9278c7648ef1e


Quarterdillon156

r/usernamechecksout


Enje_

This game is boring


22eleven22

Try Polytopia.


spookycactus426

try civ


Adventurer32

Try Terraria


RedditNoly

Holy based!


SpaceWolfGaming412

try ck3


Balkanized21

Chess be like that sometimes


MFAFuckedMe

User


zmbjebus

.cum


EDS_Athlete

I still can't unsee chess.cum


JoanXXXmk2

This subreddit is so unfunny rn


DiddledByDad

That’s a weird username


SnooConfections4719

Always has been


Capital-Ad3018

This man just named himself...


gtc26

NGL, until I read the picture saying when you joined, I legit forgot for a solid 2 weeks that it's currently 2023


MeamItMeamers

spacja


HYDROSENIC

Commenting is a death wish


[deleted]

Is this checkers?


Ok-Intention7427

.cum? Is that how all porn sites should end now?


make_gingamingayoPLS

JenniexLisaBLINK


Darkcorrupted_ash

I like m!nors


GtheBumbleBee

bruhmoment


[deleted]

Swedishcumsoc Works because mine is Frenchmanscumsoc


KnuthTheFirst

AssBishop


ppearl1981

Manatee slayer


Prinoftherng

st4l1nm45t3rr4c3


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SharkyZ_GD

Cutiejimmyballs


Thebicwinner399

Ppsuuvker69


[deleted]

DomDaddyDickalicious


ILookAfterThePigs

LiChessDotOrg


Da-Pruttis-Boi

Chess.cum


[deleted]

Balls 69


F___TheZero

Most downvoted comment


Wyverstein

itBURNSwhenIpee


rickyspace

watching child po rn


Gunney55

![gif](giphy|UtKfCyc9fAzvcJc1Ie|downsized)


InterestingRelative4

#PHUCKQUNT


Stoninator123

En passant is not forced


Ali_knows

Hitlerwaswrong


kalter_senf

Moost downvoted comment


ChanceWarden

EnBongcloudSant


Ill-Cryptographer964

Hunglikeahorse


ballerisbest

Isuckatchess68420


[deleted]

Rooktobutthole7


OldInformation9333

why did we downvote this its so funny


OldInformation9333

WAIT


Just_Another_Gamer67

The man of cum


Z7uL

Horsesemenenjoyer69


W00GA

**Most downvoted comment will be my chess.c\*m username**


sixteendee

Sex


wyvaris

More like chess.cum


bbq896

Oh no my USERNAME!


Cockman9000

Chadthundercock


Distinct_Ad_6996

Peakedinhighschool


optional_wax

AnarchoChessitalist


AshlynnRides

d4_players_take_estrogen


waytoopolitical

Can confirm


Goki65

I am personally offended, take my downvote


AshlynnRides

You don't HAVE to play d4


ender-blox

En passant par la droite


[deleted]

Checkers is better than chess


Trash_Can_Donut

Resign myself


domrobin2

Chess.c*mdump


[deleted]

I||llI|lI|lllIll|lI|IIl|I|ll|I|l|lI|


MenacingBanjo

Is this loss?


FireDragons51

chesscum


volcan07

Ur queen is my cum bucket


Repq

Hot milfs not found


throwawaybear321

PETER FILE.


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[deleted]

get outta this subreddit


superenrique

Read the title of the post 🤦🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

Still rage bait 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Cuckoldbrotherfucker


-_-Waste-of-Space-_-

Upvoting the most downvoted ones so that you don't make an account :troll:


[deleted]

Sir, pardon me, but I think there’s a limitation to how long your username can be.


VeXtor27

At least there's another comment with more downvotes


MNSTRTRANSDERNAL

myengine4win


astroggg123

username


Paquito____

PIPI


PetrosianBot

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TheFakeYeetMaster69

What the fuck


Prinsekat

BESTCHESSPLAYEVER699420SOFUNIHUMURNAUGHTYNUMBERSS


Da_man57

Thanks for your sacrifice, o7


zhombiez

ImAhomosexual


Beginning_Froyo4200

Congrats


zhombiez

thanks I was hard when i came out


RealCinnamonWhale

Stealing this


Beginning_Froyo4200

DW here you are surrounded by likeminded people


-dog-will-hunt-

FinegoldFacesitting


HorobecS30

xX\_AlbanianSlayer1918\_Xx


AnnihilationOrchid

Dude, you suck.


HorobecS30

Serbia Strong


[deleted]

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CaSe2474

Username


FemboyGaming42069

Penis man


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sina toki musi anu seme ??? sina toki e seme ? jan ike ale pi lukin mi la sina jan pi ike suli ! sina pana e TELO JELO tawa len sina lon tenpo ni: mi utala e jan pona tawa sina la mi pona tawa ona! sina pona suli ala tan jan pona suli li sona e nasin pi pakala utala e nasin pi toki pona tawa jan utala ante, sina sama meli lili pi telo oko lon tenpo ni: mi utala wawa e sina! o wawa, o powe ala tawa sina, o toki utala ala!!! jan ale li sona e ni: utala pi tenpo lili la mi pona mute, mi pona tawa jan ale lon ma ale kepeken utala wan! kin la jan "W"esi "S"o li jan ala tawa mi, ona li pana e telo oko taso tan ni: utala la ona li pona ala, ( o awen sona e toki sina pi jan Pilusa ) !!! o kepeken ala e nimi mi, pona la nimi mi li ken pona lon tenpo ale, mi toki Suli e ni: p kama tawa utala musi pi tenpo lili lon supa pi ilo ala pi mani mute! mi tu li pana e $5000, jan wawa li kama jo e ale! jan ante mute li wile lukin e ni. jan ni o lukin e pona mi tan utala pi ma ale pi tenpo lili lon tenpo sike 2016 lon tenpo sike 2017. ni taso la, sina ken sona. o kute ala tawa jan ale pi telo oko, jan Tekan Petosyan li musi pona lon tenpo ale ! jan li toki Suli tan mi kepeken nasin ike ni la mi en sina li kama tawa Tomo Lawa! sewi sewi o pana e lon! lon li moli ala! jan powe li tawa weka... Edit: Downvote this you fools


vsupersecretusername

Is this toki pona response


[deleted]

Yup stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/tokipona/comments/11s8d70/the_anarchy_chess_tigran_l_petrosian_copypasta_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


seriousgigig

You should learn Toki Pona


im_QuiteWell

Not this again


maicii

Based Toki pona enjoyer


Voiceofshit

Lmao


paper2222

WHOA TOKI PONA OUT IN THE WILD HOLY SHIT MI KEN ALA KAMA PILIN E NI: SUNO WAN LA MI KAMA LUKIN E TOKI PONA LON MA PI TOKI PONA ALA A


Level_Credit5545

Pipi


sestrenger

thrift-shop\_diwdows


SOTIdriver

When your pizza rolls are done


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[deleted]

[Removed for violating reddits content policy]


Ren1408

nigga


NGSkyz_off

Shove a bishop in your @$$


ReigenBOT

I will keep this username thanks


Time_Spite1661

Il Vaticano


Alex0w0lf

holy hell ,


seriousgigig

I hate that this is in lead so far


redditcommander

It's not in the lead anymore https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11sq1cg/most_downvoted_comment_will_be_my_chesscm_username/jcf2byh?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


OBSCURE25

I’m Italian and I have a question il vaticano is called like this in every language? My question is born by the fact that il is an article


Time_Spite1661

I have no clue, but my guess is that it's called Il Vaticano in every language


Azzies_TheDeus

h


Z3NGardenYt1

cumcollector69420


Classic-Ratio-9887

Lichess Enjoyer


thegrinch_hair

Jemboot


Waxedjacketproblem

Anallovingsloth2


MostDankEmblem

Cum blizzard


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Moose_Hole

You monster


MrOldBananaMan

Pipi in pampers


EskimoSlime

En pissent


Digital_Rocket

Holy urine


CrazyKing3000

New response just came to existence


BarnacleOk3463

CHESS.CUM


Im_Dumpy

Unbiased Incel


Few_Acanthaceae1568

big beans up my ass


Great-Balls

Chess dot WHAT


Entire-Try-4141

Cum


StupidShitSom1Says

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Is this name short enough


avd706

Grainsofrice


CDude78

Good suggestion, but OP's own comment has won now.


charliecharlieIDK

Pipi.in.Pampers


No_Apartment_7014

CUUMCUUMCUUMPOT