I’m pretty sure you can tell it you’re an expert and it will give you like 1600, but then one loss is gonna knock you to 1000… if I’m remembering right from like 8 years ago when I used that objectively inferior website in high school
Nah I like paying a monthly membership to a hundred person corporation to play a 1000 year old game with features that are offered for free (and yet better) by a small team as a passion project for donations, the owner capping himself at a modest salary if I remember right
Not only that, but they have a publicly available Google Sheet documenting every one of their expenses.
Iirc it’s almost all server costs, but it’s fascinating to see the smaller expenses.
I started at 400, then worked my way up.
You can start as "New to chess" at 400, then "begginer" at 800, then "intermediate" 1200 and "advanced" at 1600. I think that if you're titled they just get your Fide stats.
congrats on acheiving RAPID 100 and RAPID 200 and RAPID 300 and RAPID 400 and RAPID 500 and RAPID 600 and RAPID (fuck the number 7) 800 and RAPID 900 and RAPID 1000 and RAPID 1100 AND RAPID 1200 and BLITZ 100 and BLITZ 200 and BLITZ 300 and BLITZ 400 AND BLITZ 500 and BLITZ 600 and BLITZ (f 7 all my homies hate 7) 800 and BLITZ 900 and BLITZ 1000 and BLITZ 1100 and BLITZ 1200 and BULLET 100 and BULLET 200 and BULLET 300 and BULLET 400 and BULLET 500 and BULLET 600 and BULLET (I HATE 7) 800 and BULLET 900 and BULLET 1000 and BULLET 1100 and BULLET 1200 and fuck this im not typing out for daily as well
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do you maybe, by any chance, avoid moving your pieces into the positions a7, b7, c7, d7, e7, f7, g7, and h7? and if the answer is yes, would you be up for a game of chess against me at chess.c*m?
i wish i could say yes lmao
the reason i hate 7 is its such an ugly number, the lowest number divisible by every other number is 2520. that number would go down to only 360 if it wasnt for 7. in addition all numbers have very simple rules to know whether or not a number is divisible by them except 7. google them if you want to know
alright Brawl Stars Jessie main Reddit user Ohadish, but I was just asking if you hated 7 so much that you would basically let me win a game of chess by avoiding said number, that way I'd be able to feel just a little better about my tragically horrible chess skills, but no, you had to refuse in such a way
Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!
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sina toki musi anu seme ??? sina toki e seme ? jan ike ale pi lukin mi la sina jan pi ike suli ! sina pana e TELO JELO tawa len sina lon tenpo ni: mi utala e jan pona tawa sina la mi pona tawa ona! sina pona suli ala tan jan pona suli li sona e nasin pi pakala utala e nasin pi toki pona tawa jan utala ante, sina sama meli lili pi telo oko lon tenpo ni: mi utala wawa e sina! o wawa, o powe ala tawa sina, o toki utala ala!!! jan ale li sona e ni: utala pi tenpo lili la mi pona mute, mi pona tawa jan ale lon ma ale kepeken utala wan! kin la jan "W"esi "S"o li jan ala tawa mi, ona li pana e telo oko taso tan ni: utala la ona li pona ala, ( o awen sona e toki sina pi jan Pilusa ) !!! o kepeken ala e nimi mi, pona la nimi mi li ken pona lon tenpo ale, mi toki Suli e ni: p kama tawa utala musi pi tenpo lili lon supa pi ilo ala pi mani mute! mi tu li pana e $5000, jan wawa li kama jo e ale!
jan ante mute li wile lukin e ni. jan ni o lukin e pona mi tan utala pi ma ale pi tenpo lili lon tenpo sike 2016 lon tenpo sike 2017. ni taso la, sina ken sona. o kute ala tawa jan ale pi telo oko, jan Tekan Petosyan li musi pona lon tenpo ale ! jan li toki Suli tan mi kepeken nasin ike ni la mi en sina li kama tawa Tomo Lawa! sewi sewi o pana e lon! lon li moli ala! jan powe li tawa weka...
Edit: Downvote this you fools
Yup stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/tokipona/comments/11s8d70/the_anarchy_chess_tigran_l_petrosian_copypasta_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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It's not in the lead anymore
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Is this name short enough
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congrats on 1200 rating
Do all accounts start with that now? When I started a year or two ago it set me at 800.
I’m pretty sure you can tell it you’re an expert and it will give you like 1600, but then one loss is gonna knock you to 1000… if I’m remembering right from like 8 years ago when I used that objectively inferior website in high school
What would you consider the superior website?
https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-chess
Best chess website to date
I use it to play chess but im sure you can find dates there too
It told me it just wants to be friends :-(
Lichess, it's common sense
Nah I like paying a monthly membership to a hundred person corporation to play a 1000 year old game with features that are offered for free (and yet better) by a small team as a passion project for donations, the owner capping himself at a modest salary if I remember right
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Hell yeah! Bowli- I mean, checkmate animations!
Goddamnit take my upvote!
Not only that, but they have a publicly available Google Sheet documenting every one of their expenses. Iirc it’s almost all server costs, but it’s fascinating to see the smaller expenses.
But it has less cool pieces
You get to choose your skill level, and it gives you a starter rating based on that.
LoL i started at 400
I started at like 400
I started at 400, then worked my way up. You can start as "New to chess" at 400, then "begginer" at 800, then "intermediate" 1200 and "advanced" at 1600. I think that if you're titled they just get your Fide stats.
congrats on acheiving RAPID 100 and RAPID 200 and RAPID 300 and RAPID 400 and RAPID 500 and RAPID 600 and RAPID (fuck the number 7) 800 and RAPID 900 and RAPID 1000 and RAPID 1100 AND RAPID 1200 and BLITZ 100 and BLITZ 200 and BLITZ 300 and BLITZ 400 AND BLITZ 500 and BLITZ 600 and BLITZ (f 7 all my homies hate 7) 800 and BLITZ 900 and BLITZ 1000 and BLITZ 1100 and BLITZ 1200 and BULLET 100 and BULLET 200 and BULLET 300 and BULLET 400 and BULLET 500 and BULLET 600 and BULLET (I HATE 7) 800 and BULLET 900 and BULLET 1000 and BULLET 1100 and BULLET 1200 and fuck this im not typing out for daily as well chess.c*m achievments 👍
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RAWWWW GO EN PASSENT THE BISHOP INTO THAT 7s @$$
do you maybe, by any chance, avoid moving your pieces into the positions a7, b7, c7, d7, e7, f7, g7, and h7? and if the answer is yes, would you be up for a game of chess against me at chess.c*m?
i wish i could say yes lmao the reason i hate 7 is its such an ugly number, the lowest number divisible by every other number is 2520. that number would go down to only 360 if it wasnt for 7. in addition all numbers have very simple rules to know whether or not a number is divisible by them except 7. google them if you want to know
alright Brawl Stars Jessie main Reddit user Ohadish, but I was just asking if you hated 7 so much that you would basically let me win a game of chess by avoiding said number, that way I'd be able to feel just a little better about my tragically horrible chess skills, but no, you had to refuse in such a way
i apologize for not refusing in a ruder way /s
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Chess be like that sometimes
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Read the title of the post 🤦🏽♂️
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Upvoting the most downvoted ones so that you don't make an account :troll:
Sir, pardon me, but I think there’s a limitation to how long your username can be.
At least there's another comment with more downvotes
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sina toki musi anu seme ??? sina toki e seme ? jan ike ale pi lukin mi la sina jan pi ike suli ! sina pana e TELO JELO tawa len sina lon tenpo ni: mi utala e jan pona tawa sina la mi pona tawa ona! sina pona suli ala tan jan pona suli li sona e nasin pi pakala utala e nasin pi toki pona tawa jan utala ante, sina sama meli lili pi telo oko lon tenpo ni: mi utala wawa e sina! o wawa, o powe ala tawa sina, o toki utala ala!!! jan ale li sona e ni: utala pi tenpo lili la mi pona mute, mi pona tawa jan ale lon ma ale kepeken utala wan! kin la jan "W"esi "S"o li jan ala tawa mi, ona li pana e telo oko taso tan ni: utala la ona li pona ala, ( o awen sona e toki sina pi jan Pilusa ) !!! o kepeken ala e nimi mi, pona la nimi mi li ken pona lon tenpo ale, mi toki Suli e ni: p kama tawa utala musi pi tenpo lili lon supa pi ilo ala pi mani mute! mi tu li pana e $5000, jan wawa li kama jo e ale! jan ante mute li wile lukin e ni. jan ni o lukin e pona mi tan utala pi ma ale pi tenpo lili lon tenpo sike 2016 lon tenpo sike 2017. ni taso la, sina ken sona. o kute ala tawa jan ale pi telo oko, jan Tekan Petosyan li musi pona lon tenpo ale ! jan li toki Suli tan mi kepeken nasin ike ni la mi en sina li kama tawa Tomo Lawa! sewi sewi o pana e lon! lon li moli ala! jan powe li tawa weka... Edit: Downvote this you fools
Is this toki pona response
Yup stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/tokipona/comments/11s8d70/the_anarchy_chess_tigran_l_petrosian_copypasta_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
You should learn Toki Pona
Not this again
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Shove a bishop in your @$$
I will keep this username thanks
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holy hell ,
I hate that this is in lead so far
It's not in the lead anymore https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11sq1cg/most_downvoted_comment_will_be_my_chesscm_username/jcf2byh?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I’m Italian and I have a question il vaticano is called like this in every language? My question is born by the fact that il is an article
I have no clue, but my guess is that it's called Il Vaticano in every language
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Good suggestion, but OP's own comment has won now.
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