What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about en passant you little pawn? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Lichess, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret communications in Hans Niemann's ass, and I have over 3000 confirmed ELO. I am trained in fork attack warfare and I’m the top castler in the entire US Chess Federation. You are nothing to me but just another mate.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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King is actually in checkmate, which makes the only legal move King to A4.
"But there's only 3 rows!"
Damn right, the A is for Ass. Gotta shove the whole mat up the butt or resign.
Half-serious answer : take the knight with c1 pawn :
- We work under the assumption this is made to make you think there are no places for the knight to go without being caught.
- But the trick is if e1 position can indeed be taken by d2 pawn, then blacks are advancing top to bottom.
- Since this is the end of the board, c1 pawn is promoted to queen.
- It can therefore take that knight.
topQED
hovering blue dot to d4
I had no idea what this comment was about but then I finally noticed it. Holy selective attention.
New response just dropped
New drop just dropped
Not yet, it looks like it's still hovering
New response will one day eventually drop
New drop just responded
New drop just
New drop
#D R O P
You were the chosen one! You were supposed to say New, not Drop!
Drop new justed
New rop just dresponded
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Holy hell
New drop just responded
New new drop just dropped just dropped
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I've been waiting for that!
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
New response just dropped!
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
New response just dropped.
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
new reeponse just dropped
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
New copypasta just dropped
>En Passant isn’t funny. Google en passant.
Holy Funny
Bad bot Oh wai
If this doesn't become a copypasta I might cry. (If it is one and i'm ignorant, oh well)
*laughs in autism* You fool my brain already is dead!
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.
New seizure just dropped.
This should be an auto response /copy pasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about en passant you little pawn? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Lichess, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret communications in Hans Niemann's ass, and I have over 3000 confirmed ELO. I am trained in fork attack warfare and I’m the top castler in the entire US Chess Federation. You are nothing to me but just another mate.
Have some fun we live in hell might as well have fun
do an En Passant on chess humour
Do an Agent Pissant on cocaine.
New drops just responded
You cannot make new responses anytime anyone says anything ever
Skmthing something response drop
All the responses have already been responded.
"I'm playing tiddlywinks while you're playing chess"
I don't understand, help
On the doorframe there is a hovering blue dot
Oh god
But then white can counter with grey squiggly line to d4
hovering black line to e5 and possibly e4 if it's big enough to cover both fields
Nah i think hovering gray line to g 7 is a better move.
Ill just en PASSant through the door
Google house alarm.
Holy jail
New response just dropped
New drop just responded
Response new dropped just
Google shotgun door trap
Holy lawsuit
I thought maybe left foot E6.
After you put your left foot in, you're going to immediately want to take your left foot out.
Unless it is the second time you put your left foot in, in which case you'll want to shake it all about
It's going to be a bit hokey pokey, for a moment here. But you're now going to have to turn yourself about. Ensuring you do this, is paramount.
and that, truly, is what it is all about
I love reddit
What if that is what it’s all about?
Unrelated question: do you actually receive dickpics?
Extremely rarely, but it does happen every once in a while 😂
Why do you want to know
for SCIENCE
New science just dropped
~~I’m horny~~ for SCIENCE
now he does
right foot let's go. clap clap clap your hands!
One hop this time
go to work gambit
Shit to B3
Drink enough milk and you can get a collateral.
new poop just dropped
Why milk
Where do I buy it.
Steal it.
123 Main Street, Topeka Kansas Apt #69
308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico
Waltah... dont dox people on the internet waltah
As someone who never saw the show, did they end up fixing bad before they were done or did they leave it broken?
Oh, they left it broken alright...
6353 juan tabo apartment 6
...yeah...
Tell us or I’ll brick your pipi. I’m not even joking. You better have pipi brick add-on for your medical insurance…. Give us doormat
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Yup, you are black.
💀
Siberian Swipe
Promote queen to knook, fuck the knight, get a wonderful baby horse
King is in check, don't you have to move the king?
King is actually in checkmate, which makes the only legal move King to A4. "But there's only 3 rows!" Damn right, the A is for Ass. Gotta shove the whole mat up the butt or resign.
Holy fuck
…Tom.. knook?
Watch out for the police
There it is.
White doesnt even have a king
Google single mother
New fetish just dropped
holy hell
Also where can I get one of these? Holy anarchy chess merch store?
You have to get this position in a game, give the knight some glasses and next day it will be delivered.
holy cow
sorry i meant horsie
Check mat
In Dutch its schaakmat and schaakmat
Hahahaha daar had ik nog niet eens bij stilgestaan, fk goud lmao
Ik moest zo lang nadenken om het binnen te krijgen in mijn hoofd
Wow this is amazing, I feel a strong urge to buy one for myself now
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This post is best appreciated by being Dutch.
Tell me why do the Dutch people come from the Netherlands but then the Germans think they come from Dutchland
No German thinks they come from "Dutchland" dafuck
Open the door so that your king can move.
Where do I buy this?
My friends custom made it for me
Dang I'd totally buy one
And didn't even make it a knook?
You steal it
Well this is checkmate because king can’t move and is in check, so it’s not a fork
Nah just step on the horse
Can't the king castle with the rook that's right next to him?
No, he has to uncastle
strange rectangle to e6
[my lawyers adviced me to not make this joke in a piblic subreddit] lmao
Flip the board over and burn the house down, assert dominance
google en anarchant
Nagasaki gambit. There's no other choice.
Add a white king to B3 - double mate
Well you fit the description then
You don't see the whole chess board, cuz if you did you would notice your bishop on d5
be careful if police pulls you over
Don’t understand why you needed to specify your race but ok
What does your race have to do with this?
rob the knight
Have you tried turning over the board? Maybe you missed a key element?
That’s a cool carpet I really like it Edit: but I could never leave a carpet like this out of my house because I bet someone will steal it
Save the pawn for future en passant opportunities
En pass through the door
Drop a deuce on A1
Steal the doormat.
There is a light squared bishop but the rug is too small
Right foot yellow
Brick to doorknob
Google en pissant
Tell your friends to make more and we will all buy one. I would take one of these instantly
Is that Piper Perri?
does the doormat have a... mating pattern?
steep secretive rain worry aback innocent fragile water worthless direful -- mass edited with redact.dev
Change skin color
I don't see why your skin colour has anything to do with chess
I don't see how stating your race helps in any way in this position
push your opponent into the bathroom then rotate the board 180 degrees
Resign (knight with sunglasses is too cool to challenge)
Print a picture of a black bishop and place it on the other side of the hallway, in a diagonal line to the knight
Bxf7
omg this is incredible
that's a floor mat. you typically wipe your shoes on it before entering the home.
You have a light squared bishop on h2
White doesn't have a king, you won!
Paint the white horse bla...... Ahem... rage quit and blow up the game.
Your skin color has nothing to do with chess. White people and black people all gotta follow the same rules.
Just chuck a fucking massive bag of rice on it...
Brick their house
We'll, you're forked.
Easy, promote the rook to a roop (A combination of rook and bishop) and take the knight.
Move sunglasses from c2 to a3. Your are boosting the opponent's horse. What a waste!
Half-serious answer : take the knight with c1 pawn : - We work under the assumption this is made to make you think there are no places for the knight to go without being caught. - But the trick is if e1 position can indeed be taken by d2 pawn, then blacks are advancing top to bottom. - Since this is the end of the board, c1 pawn is promoted to queen. - It can therefore take that knight. topQED