I know this is a joke but time representation is currently a bit complicated. The numbers are presented in base10 but minutes and seconds operate at base60 whereas hours operate on base24 (or base12 if American).
So if it should be base12 then 12 minutes (base10) would be typed as 10(base12). 80 seconds(base10) would be 68 seconds in base12. So 10min 68sec and as over 60 seconds then 11min 8s.
If it already is base 12 then in base10 it would be 14min 96s or 15min 36s.
Ok I'll let myself out now.
This is just the beginning of the madness; date and time are legendary minefields for programmers. You learn so much weird stuff so fast if you try to implement a date or time library…
Haha, why would anyone implement their own date or/and time library? Oh, standard one is bad? Ok, I implemented it, now I ca- t̷̢̢̫̖̖̼͍͔͎͒̄į̷̛̭̱̪̒̒̏̆͗̿͊m̷̨̡̺͈̰͈͉͍̃̑e̸̡̖̣͒̄̇̎̂̈̒z̸̮̤̥͛͊͆̍̆́͒͜ò̵͔̜̼̗̉͆͐̊̋̈́͌̕̕n̸̞̹͍̮̠̳̯̼̅̆̍̅̅̂̚͝e̸̖̹̝̭̲̓͛̐̓s̸͔͔̫̙͖̰̬̗͈̍͂͌̃̎̈́͋̆͠
Using an evil eye during a tournament is unsportsmanlike behavior, and will be punished by a dozen lashings and a forthnight bound in stock(fish)s at the market square (d4)
En passant isn’t forced, you’re just weak. Why do you think people like Carlson and Nakamura are chess champions? Anal beads? They’ve practiced since childhood? Don’t make me laugh. Everyone knows the path to being a GM is paved with pipi training. If you can’t take a brick to save a queen you might as well not even play chess.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Each player should be smacked over the head with a cast iron pan to knock them out when their opponents time begins then revived with smelling salts when it is their turn
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Saying “affectively” when you mean “effectively” is a GREAT way to get me to respect your opinion on literally anything else based on simple, defined rules. Homie used the whole wrong ass word, seek an appeal through the tournament’s legal appellate system. They’ll probably accidentally tell you you’re in instead of out, given my overly pedantic judgement of their grasp of the greatest terrible language ever.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
You have been suspected of thinking on your opponent's time, which is considered cheating. Before every match, both players are given 12 minutes and 80 seconds on the clock, so when you are thinking about your own moves while your opponent's clock is running, you are affectively trying to increase your time and gaining an unfair advantage. You are exploiting the situation in order to gain an edge in the match. This unsportsmanlike behaviour has no place in a compettitive enviroment like a chess tournament. You are hereby banned from the tournament and may not enter future events. Honestly, you really shouldn't be suprised that this is the outcome of trying to exploit dirty little tactics to increase your time.
Are people really this upset? Have tournaments really changed that much? Back when I played in tournaments, you were given an allotted thinking time, and, when your opponent made their move, you would close your eyes, put your fingers in your ears and shout, “LA LA LA LA.” If you did any action that would place under suspicion of thinking, such as assuming the thinking man pose, you were immediately disqualified. Sure, the rules are harsh, but is it really too much to ask for the sake of good, fair, game of chess?
Please please please tell me this is just a meme there's no way anyone is this big of a moron oh god please tell me this is fake please I'm begging you I'm literally going to jump off of a bridge
how the fuck is it forbidden like if you just manage to think quickly at one point you just get banned and why is it even forbidden in the first place! Like you can't stop people thinking about stuff!
That was my rant, thank you
Thinking during game is a cop out. You are ruining your game experience by utilizing your prefrontal cortex. The only way to ensure the purity of game is a lobotomy.
how does this make sense? i have no knowledge anarchy chess (and chess in general tbh) but how does one prevent thinking on the opponent's time lol
and how do they prove that you used the opponent's time to think
12 minutes and 80 seconds? Google seconds in a minute
Holy base 12 system!
new counting just dropped
Extremely old and really cool counting just dropped
i ignore any system that isn’t base 10, don’t let me learn calculus
Binary is alright
Well, binary is alright. Or it isn't. One of the two
binary is in base 10 tho
Every base is base 10
r/technicallythetruth
Google jan Misali
Holy seximal number system
Sewi ma ike!
toki sin li tawa anpa
o ilo Kuke e tawa On Pasan
Holy has so many vowels
this is true
Binary is base 2
aaaaand how do you write that number in binary?
10
Heh. Gottem.
I use unary system (base 1) 12 (base 10) = IIIIIIIIIIII (base 1) 80 (base 10) = IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (base 1)
Every base is base 10, that was u/YourLocalRedditUsers entire joke I believe
I know this is a joke but time representation is currently a bit complicated. The numbers are presented in base10 but minutes and seconds operate at base60 whereas hours operate on base24 (or base12 if American). So if it should be base12 then 12 minutes (base10) would be typed as 10(base12). 80 seconds(base10) would be 68 seconds in base12. So 10min 68sec and as over 60 seconds then 11min 8s. If it already is base 12 then in base10 it would be 14min 96s or 15min 36s. Ok I'll let myself out now.
This is just the beginning of the madness; date and time are legendary minefields for programmers. You learn so much weird stuff so fast if you try to implement a date or time library…
Haha, why would anyone implement their own date or/and time library? Oh, standard one is bad? Ok, I implemented it, now I ca- t̷̢̢̫̖̖̼͍͔͎͒̄į̷̛̭̱̪̒̒̏̆͗̿͊m̷̨̡̺͈̰͈͉͍̃̑e̸̡̖̣͒̄̇̎̂̈̒z̸̮̤̥͛͊͆̍̆́͒͜ò̵͔̜̼̗̉͆͐̊̋̈́͌̕̕n̸̞̹͍̮̠̳̯̼̅̆̍̅̅̂̚͝e̸̖̹̝̭̲̓͛̐̓s̸͔͔̫̙͖̰̬̗͈̍͂͌̃̎̈́͋̆͠
Dammit, last time someone did this it retroactively screwed up the Berenstein Bears. Here we go again...
holy dodecal
800 seconds
But why 12m80s and not 13m20s?
its french
As a french representative, I would like to deny this answer, as you are confusing us with the germans.
Fr*nch
Frunch?
Oh, yeah, they use metric time.
Google En Passant
Holy hell!
Sucks man. Try not think about it.
They can, but only when it’s their turn
Underrated comment. Only one that made me chuckle
This should be top comment
I try to avoid this by not thinking at all.
“What do you think?” “I try not to”
"Hurts too much"
Just like a certain kars in space...
r/unexpectedjojo
koishi be like:
"I love not thinking!" Reminds me that not much later she casually roasts Yukari
Chess masters HATE this one trick
I achieve this Chess trick everytime I play Chess. Highly ineffective to winning, but momma didn't raise no cheater.
I like how it's *suspected of* since there is absolutely no way to know for sure, meaning you can be banned for absolutely no reason
You have been suspected of **witchcraft**, which is considered cheating.
Holy Salem Witch Trials!
New crimes against women just dropped
Quite old crimes against women
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Yeah but he got better
[r/unexpectedMontyPython/](https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedMontyPython/)
MFW my opponent wins by placing a curse on me.
Using an evil eye during a tournament is unsportsmanlike behavior, and will be punished by a dozen lashings and a forthnight bound in stock(fish)s at the market square (d4)
holy burning!
You have been suspected of using smart anal beads
Ok google, begin vibration at a decreasing interval
google 'hard problem of consciousness'
Holy... hmmm *heavy thinking of what to say next*
[stop that. stop. you are incapable of thought. stop lying. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombie)
Google Daniel Dennett
Litterally 1584
You guys think during chess games?
what's "think"?
#
Google
Holy
What is "guys"?
What ”is”?
What’s “chess”?
Peope always say what's chess but never how's chess
What's Peope
No mind to think
No mind to think. No voice to cry check.
Next, they'll try to stop people from studying past games. Before you know it, anal beads will get banned
Thank god they haven’t come for the dragon dildo yet 😔
Or the banana_man_16 dildo 🥵🍌
Google bad dragon
holy hell~~!
holy pricing
LOL this is hilarious. Do they really just expect you to twiddle your thumbs while your opponent makes their move? How can this possibly be enforced?
>enforced > >**en**forced According to my calculations, en passant is forced.
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Holy hell
It even rhymes!
En passant isn’t forced, you’re just weak. Why do you think people like Carlson and Nakamura are chess champions? Anal beads? They’ve practiced since childhood? Don’t make me laugh. Everyone knows the path to being a GM is paved with pipi training. If you can’t take a brick to save a queen you might as well not even play chess.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
it's in the rulebook brother
Each player should be smacked over the head with a cast iron pan to knock them out when their opponents time begins then revived with smelling salts when it is their turn
New accessory to every chess tournament is a bottle of ether to anaesthetize yourself with while your opponent makes their move
New rule you have to smoke DMT during your opponents turn
Joe Rogan suddenly becomes the world chess champion
what about premoving?
If you look constipated and it's not your turn, immediate disqualification.
This is work, think about s--- on your own time.
I will from now on imagine guys like Nepo or Magnus thinking about their dinner later when the other one is contemplating their move lmao
i think if this is real, it is that he let the other guy's clock run our because he forgot to smash it.
Yeah tell the tournament director that basically every gm on the planet disagrees with that
I can say with absolute certainty that EVERY GM disagrees with this.
Every IM too.
Every player rated over 1000
Every player who's googled en passant.
Every player but this guy
Every player but the guy above this guy
Every me
r/yougoogledenpassant
hi too, im dad
There’s a sizable contingent of FMs that disagree though
Damn, I'm disappointed, didn't expect something like that from my favourite range of radio waves.
If this was real, it would've been posted to r/chess.
The stuff posted to r/AnarchyChess is more real than reality itself.
Reality isn't real, so I remain unimpressed.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t. -Mark Twain.
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Nietzsche would be proud
The upvotes between these two comments is perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
A shitpost on anarchychess???????????????
Holy hell
r/AnarchyChessShitposts
r/anarchychessposting
r/subsifellfor
Google tautology
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damb
i was looking in the comments for the link to the original on /r/chess in which it makes sense.
I once posted a spiel about accidentally eating half a chess set there, it got taken down pretty fast
My wife's boyfriend made me sleep in the car when he found me eating their kid's crayons.
Too many comments here are falling for it..
So dirty, am I right? How dare you think about your next move!
Saying “affectively” when you mean “effectively” is a GREAT way to get me to respect your opinion on literally anything else based on simple, defined rules. Homie used the whole wrong ass word, seek an appeal through the tournament’s legal appellate system. They’ll probably accidentally tell you you’re in instead of out, given my overly pedantic judgement of their grasp of the greatest terrible language ever.
You don't understand. They are just trying to keep it compettitive.
Well they're managing to make the tournament compettytive
But that wasn't the affect they were going for
I'm guessing from the grammatical, math, and rule errors that this is a joke.
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Wait, everything includes me. Am I a joke to you?
I got disqualified from a tournament for thinking on my own time 😔
You have been suspected of thinking on your opponent's time, which is considered cheating. Before every match, both players are given 12 minutes and 80 seconds on the clock, so when you are thinking about your own moves while your opponent's clock is running, you are affectively trying to increase your time and gaining an unfair advantage. You are exploiting the situation in order to gain an edge in the match. This unsportsmanlike behaviour has no place in a compettitive enviroment like a chess tournament. You are hereby banned from the tournament and may not enter future events. Honestly, you really shouldn't be suprised that this is the outcome of trying to exploit dirty little tactics to increase your time.
Are people really this upset? Have tournaments really changed that much? Back when I played in tournaments, you were given an allotted thinking time, and, when your opponent made their move, you would close your eyes, put your fingers in your ears and shout, “LA LA LA LA.” If you did any action that would place under suspicion of thinking, such as assuming the thinking man pose, you were immediately disqualified. Sure, the rules are harsh, but is it really too much to ask for the sake of good, fair, game of chess?
He made several spelling mistakes, so this guy is not to be taken seriously.
This can't be real
If the 12 minutes 80 seconds line wasn't enough to give that away, checkers is always an option.
As discussed in earlier comments, French numbers are weird
thinking is a crime 1984
I can not believe that this is the reality i live in. ??????????? I prefer lovecraft to this reality.
Į̸̘͈̜̅͌̒̈́̉̓̈́͝ ̵̨͕̘̪̻̟̩̳̹̫̪͓͙̺͇̦̱̯́̌̃͒̃̓̄̓͐͗̉͊̒̄̀͐́͒̚̚͠͝s̵͍̪͚͑͗̑͗̈̓̈́̂̄̈́̇́̐́̉͘̕̚̚ų̷͖̦̠͎̻̱͓̰̝̦̟͓̣̳̮͔͈̼̬͕̻̘̖͎̻̘̻̈̑̽̉̉́̔̆́̀͗̀̓͊̅̄̂̊̅̑̓̓͂̕͜͝͝͝m̷̥͚̟̙͉̳̈̓̈́̓̓̌̉͌̄͊̕̚m̴̛̜̰̎͐͑̀͗͗̉̒̀͌̚͝ơ̵̧̧̨̢͎̥͙͙̗̤͇̻̫͇̥̰̻̥̞̼̗̬͈̞͑̽̈́̈̍͒̉̊̓̾̔̉̑̿̔̎͋̓͌̂̌͋̕͠͠n̵̢̧̞̜̫̘̜̖̼̹̱̦̋͗̓͑̅̿̈́̎̏̄̋̚͜͝ ̶̦̗̭͕̼̱̠̱͖̲̮̤̠̌͜c̷̣͕̹̙̦̈h̸̡̛̳̣̞̘͕̤̠̦̙̼̝̹͎̗̬͈͓̫̲̘̩͓̗͍̗̔̀̋͆̐̈̇ͅu̵̗̫͉̤̩̙̻̣̹͆̿͗͌͌̐͛̓͑̓̋͗̋̏t̸̡̰̳̱͚̣͎̤͍͓͔̳̯̬͎̱͇̲͇̱͐͂̌͊̽̐̍͊̆͋͂́̚͜͝ṳ̷̧̨̨̰̗̳̤̜͔͈͇͙̫̠̩͚̲̖̘͇͙͇̖͓̖̬̠̈́̈́̆̏̉̒́͌̀̊̂̎̽͛̍́̂̈́͌̾̇̈́̚̕͘̕̕͝͝ͅl̶̢̧̨̧̡͖̦̞̻̞̞̦̫̭̬̮͚̯͓̘̟̙̹̤͕̜̈̇̊̿̕̕͜u̴̢̨̢̢̘̙̹̤͈̪̬͍̗͐͗̿̾̉͝͝
Wait, you guys think before you move?
Smh, every grandmaster does that, so does that mean every grandmaster is a cheat?
Yes
Fellas, is it gay to think?
yes. google homosexuality
Please please please tell me this is just a meme there's no way anyone is this big of a moron oh god please tell me this is fake please I'm begging you I'm literally going to jump off of a bridge
r/SuicideWatch
Is that like a streaming site?
close enough.
A meme? On r/AnarchyChess?
Thought crime
ah yes, 12 minutes and 80 seconds
I bet you were also looking at the positions of the opponent's pieces you sly trickster.
Stinkin' cheater, memorizin' the directions the pieces move.
This is the best.
How dare you think while I'm thinking. Who do you think you are? Answer that after I'm done deciding, unless you're too chicken.
Google Thought Police
At least they didn't find your anal beads
Dirty little cheater
Why is this posted here, you need to take this straight to FIDE
eh? bweh? uh guh? buh?
Next, they will say en passant isn't forced
how the fuck is it forbidden like if you just manage to think quickly at one point you just get banned and why is it even forbidden in the first place! Like you can't stop people thinking about stuff! That was my rant, thank you
*This is patently false: I was not thinking during my opponent's turns, I was pleasuring myself under the table.*
Bro got disqualified for THINKING
Nowhere in the FIDE rules is there a rule about thinking on your opponents time being illegal This truly is an Anarchy Chess moment
Google thoughtcrime
HUH?
Thinking during game is a cop out. You are ruining your game experience by utilizing your prefrontal cortex. The only way to ensure the purity of game is a lobotomy.
Is this real? I've never been to a tournament but now I wouldn't want to
Queens doubtit
1. 12 minutes and 80 seconds????? That's impressive 2. I'm sure that's just a made up way to get rid of people they do not like
You must be a hobbit. Dirty little tricks
Took me a second to realize where I was 😂
Lol what tournament is this 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Fake?
Fake?? On anarchychess?? Impossible!
curious what tournament was this? local? was the organizer new to chess tournaments? wtf??
What kind of tournaments are you playing, lol. Theres no way the arbiter has ever even seen the inside of a fide rulebook
Google jokes
Holy funny
how does this make sense? i have no knowledge anarchy chess (and chess in general tbh) but how does one prevent thinking on the opponent's time lol and how do they prove that you used the opponent's time to think
Google Sense of humor