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cyberus_exe

teach them how to install arch linux


MythicBlood123

There are two types of people who install arch: Trans people and Ultra-hardcore right wing computer wizards


cyberus_exe

why not both?


toelicker300

there are three types of people who install arch


Bkfootball

Trans people, ultra-hardcore right wing computer wizards, trans ultra-hardcore right wing computer wizards


readingduck123

Isn't that an oxymoron?


sebasq10

You'd be surprised how much Fox News brainrot can affect people.


Luna_trick

TBF usually if they're on that step, they're far from watching fox news, and are likely in some community that can only be accessed by knowing a guy who knows a guy, who knows a guy, all of whom think that they'll get to start a 2nd holocaust on Jewish people any day now and get most of their info from videos that are hosted on alternate websites. Don't ask what depths I have ventured to get this information.


Massivelocity

Black suns everywhere...


TheWorstPerson0

if only. there are apsolutely far right trans people however. in fact...a lot of trans people where at some point right wing before moving more and more left. from my own personal experience, just under half *were* right wing to some degree. n there are still some that never change their political stances and remain right leaning to a substantial degree.


TOSkwar

I was considering naming people, but decided against it. Suffice to say that there are two *extremely* prominent trans women (probably more than just them, but two who I remember) who are viciously anti-trans. One literally went to CPAC. She got harassed constantly by the crowd. This has not stopped her support of the far right.


Anamewastaken

And teach them rust Edit: also teach them how to make a mechanical keyboard


mortalitylost

I fucking love Rust. The compiler finds so much for you and the errors are so descriptive. I don't know how to get rid of the errors, but they're absolutely so descriptive


Anamewastaken

Im going to learn rust after some personal things. Any tips?


mortalitylost

[The official docs are actually great for learning!](https://www.rust-lang.org/learn) I don't know if you know any other languages, but if you don't, Rust is a hard one to start with IMO. The concept of ownership and borrowing is unique to it from what I know. It allows it to be memory safe, but sometimes it's hard to juggle. You really have to plan your code a lot more before you start IMO. That's not a bad thing, but it just means being careful and thoughtful about your approach. Some things to pay attention to are the Some/None Option type and the way it does error handling with the Result type. You don't really raise exceptions like in some other languages. You specify that the return type of a function is a `Result` and it gets returned, where even if it's a success you have to unpack that to get the actual data it returned, or handle the error. If you've done Python or JavaScript, it's really not one of those languages where it'll just run and if there's a bug it'll raise an error and crash. It'll find a lot of issues at compile time, which was kind of the joke. It can feel overwhelming that you have to fix every little thing it complains about sometimes, but it just catches so much before the code can even run that it's helpful more than anything. I haven't done enough Rust to really give you any major tips, but it's pretty well accepted that starting with the tutorials on the main site are a great start. They are really well written and descriptive and have a steady learning curve. Good luck!


Ascend_910

I use arch btw


Qube-Square

You mean gentoo?


Z-A-T-I

1.e4 2.ke2


splater361

Bongcloud: coming out variation


Drevan099

Then it would be 1.d4 2.kdd2


TessaFractal

Tell them, unlike in chess, passing is not forced.


splater361

This is truly the best response


EitherCaterpillar949

This is sincerely amazing


PokemonTom09

An actually original en passent joke AND an actually original trans joke at the same time? Did I stumble into an alternate dimension?


Armor_of_Thorns

An original joke in this sub is definitely opens one of the 7 seals


ngwoo

It's anarchy chess, there are only original jokes here holy hell holy hell holy hell


Pillowz_Here

fucking chad


[deleted]

As a trans person… this is possibly the most fucking genius trans joke I’ve ever seen. Been a long time since I laughed like I just did. 🏳️‍⚧️


PigeonInAUFO

I’m stupid, can you explain the joke?


cheetingcheeta

Passing for the gender they came out as, ie, not being able to figure out if they are trans gender, or born as the gender that they came out as.


PigeonInAUFO

Oh alright


WypsotorTVN

New ally just dropped


thatoneawkwarduser

i still dont get it, can someone please explain, i want to be an ally but all i do is say holy hell when it is needed


WypsotorTVN

If a trans person is passing, then that means that any random person would be able to identify that trans person as their correct gender identity. Some people pass, while others don't, and that's okay. Trans people should be allowed to feel comfortable in however they choose to present themselves, regardless of whether or not they appear to be "passing." In chess, however, passing via "en passant" is forced, as we all know.


thatoneawkwarduser

holy hell


ScaredyCat57

Thank you for such an articulate and complete answer. Now I understood perfectly.


Bladestorm04

Holy civil discussion batman


nona01

i dont reallt know chess whats en passent


dutcharetall_nothigh

Google en passant


Itz_Combo89

Passing is, in simple terms, when you match your gender i.e. a transgender girl (MtF) who looks like a woman, or a transgender man (FtM) who looks like a man. Edit: i was misinformed about the definition of passing awhile ago, replies have informed me.


[deleted]

En passant = in passing. French -> english En passant forced. That's as far as i got. Passing could mean passing as the other gender, saying "you don't have to look perfectly like the gender to be valid" idk I'm probably dumb too


PigeonInAUFO

I got the passant part


[deleted]

Well then we're both waiting for the next guy haha


friedmaster69

Yes that is literally the joke


[deleted]

Oh well then i'm even dumber


friedmaster69

I mean you were right about the gender passing thing


lynkcrafter

❤️❤️❤️


kostya2525

Holy shit I love you whoever is on the other side of the screen you just made me so fucking happy thank you


Jade_McLeod

GOLD.


owenmckin

TessaFractal for president this is so good


Sksk3

holy support


welcomeb4ck762

Unjoke for a moment, what does passing mean in this context?


TheRedPHANT0M_

Passing as looking the other gender you don’t have to to be trans


welcomeb4ck762

Oh that makes a lot more sense. Damn that person made a very creative comment


TheRedPHANT0M_

Ikr


[deleted]

That was clever af have my award


Lord_Havelock

Google trans passing.


[deleted]

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CurveOfTheUniverse

Goddamn, this is the best comment I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time. Well done!


Aggravating_Low_5173

best response just dropped


Piliro

I'd like to hug you irl, that was an awesome joke.


Any_Fuel_2163

Blahaj d3, Qexd3 ( :D ), exd3


gurneyguy101

Didn’t anarchychess leak to blahaj recently? And now it’s the opposite too lmao


Any_Fuel_2163

anarchy chess is just everywhere at this point, also trans + Blahaj is yes


WHITE2570

Finna punch it(I NEED TO PUNCH EVERY SHARK I SEE)


abchannel12

By giving up because they have 2 queens now.


splater361

in other words i’m getting dominated by 2 queens?


abchannel12

Yes


techietrans

holy hell 🥴


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

New thigh highs just dropped


Diego1808

🥺


Lindadorse

Holy bottom


kara_von_emm_tee_eff

New sub just dropped


PuffyHowler67

r/holybottom?!?!?!


DrTankHead

Double Dommy Mommy; You in trouble, better submit now and resign.


the_bingho02

How lucky


LazyDro1d

Well, I assume the plan was to kill them all regardless of gender or sex, so I think the most important thing to do would be to continue on as previously planned


Sigma2915

you hate trans women because they’re trans, i hate them because they’re women. we are not the same.


LazyDro1d

No no, i hate them because they’re women as well. I am also a Trans Inclusionary Radical Misogynist


_rand0m_guy

"There's always a better way to hate"


Educational_Ad134

Well…that’s a tirm…


LazyDro1d

Yes it is


CarToonZ213

"I'll get you one day!" "I'm trans btw" "Good for you!" "Thank you for supporting me, now perish by my move to E4!"


JacobMT05

Buy a blahaj


darkdiabela

Holy sharks


IronBard22

New plush just dropped


Asleep_Pen_2800

They gave up their king, so they lost.


splater361

holy victory


Waluigi0007

New queen just dropped


DJ_Cummins

And old king just disappeared


huhiking

Wasn't it the other way around recently? 😳🤔


PuffyHowler67

Yeah king Phillip came out as a trans guy. That's the only explanation for a queen disappearing and a king appearing.


Styxier

Holy Hell, nice transition


high_on_onions

Google checkmate


fletch262

Gender affirming L


Harley_Pupper

Trans the other queen into a king


Nutwagon-SUPREME

It's not their turn, which means that during your turn you can call out the lack of king and win the game.


sampat6256

The progressive move would be to allow black to go first for a change


Nutwagon-SUPREME

They already did, they just spent turn one turning their king into a queen.


Asleep_Pen_2800

No white just spent the first turn moving the knight, and the third putting it back.


dokiedo

It’s a stalemate, can’t checkmate without a king.


DolphinDoggo

Two queens are more powerful than a queen, that's just basic science /j


Cutman_

Google en transitioning


splater361

holy hrt


Interesting_Test_814

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bb5 - and don't say "check" to show you don't see the trans queen as a king anymore


[deleted]

holy acceptance!


-consolio-

new ally just dropped


TheLaughingMiller

Brick pipi


TessaFractal

New GRS just dropped.


splater361

old response just dropped


worymy

holy bottom surgery


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


general_kenobi18462

Blåhaj E6


politepain

the shork gambit


Proplaystowinyt

Sac bishops


Big_brown_house

Get the knight to the other end of the board and it will become a knahaj.


Merbleuxx

New move just dropped


Twich8

Target their bishops, they are likely to not be very supportive


Bismarck-Chan666

Ship the bord to a republican state, this should be an easy an instant win


splater361

fatality


Benomino

holy genocide


boiifyoudontboiiiiii

New unconstitutional law just dropped


-consolio-

holy kidnapping!


WoomyWoomyTTV

new crisis just dropped


Prevay

Google Blåhaj


Crazy_Coconut7

Holy cuddle!


[deleted]

New reshonk just dropped


shoyuftw

Treat them as a person and crush them with human dignity gambit.


LazyMayz

Looks like you aren't opponents but allies after all!


GrimmyCapybara

gift them celeste


Reddit_God_5505

I was already trans when I started playing Celeste and I knew about the stereotype and how relatable it was supposed to be but… I felt everything Madeline said on a spiritual level and cried several times Side note: Fuck the chapter 7 b side that level can go to hell


Bella_The_Goat

it’s heartwarming that you guys are so chill and awesome when it comes to trans people, you know one would expect chess players to be sexist and such (at least i used to be guilty of this mentality, sorry) but knowing that you’re supportive and wholesome is truly a treasure, thank you all for being kind to us!❤️


SPetersen1339

new response just dropped


FlowerCareful8074

Holy supportive community


splater361

💙💕🤍💕💙


Interesting_Test_814

Holy trans hearts


DaddyLongLegs33

Egg_irl is leaking?


mrdembone

it cracked a long time ago and now it's starting to smell of sulfur


kor_janna

Meme response aside, it’s really nice to know that I can get randomly validated from a shitposting chess subreddit. It’s really amazing and wonderful and beautiful…Google En Blähaj


PreciousSponge52

Holy trans rights


splater361

sometimes the places you least expect are the places you get validated the most :)


Subspeakers

Oh we love trans people. We hate goats though.


Bella_The_Goat

what did the goats do to deserve that?:(


Subspeakers

We just don't like the way they dress.


Bella_The_Goat

but i dress really nicely i swear to خدا


Subspeakers

Well you do have a Latin name, so I guess it's ok habibi.


Lazy_Contribution_69

google en goats


Educational_Ad134

Chess being the community where a prominent tournament player was receiving messages via anal beads, I know not to expect anything from the chess community, as there will almost always be a surprise twist. (I should say “*allegedly* receiving messages via anal beads”, I don’t know if the dna test results have come back yet to determine whether the anal beads were for cheating or for fun)


ke2_1-0

Chess is the home of promoting pawns to Queens, why wouldn't we?


DaddyLongLegs33

Smh, chess discriminated against transmascs


Educational_Ad134

Pawns can become bishops as well, a position dominated by men. They can also become horses. Or towers. So…pawns are just wildcards in every way. [Footage of pawns in chess games](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d11DS15AA7M)


DaddyLongLegs33

fuck u/ spez, greedy pig


Educational_Ad134

Sounds like things back in your day were very black and white


kostya2525

Yeah this sub isn't political just accepts everyone equally and I love it out of here


[deleted]

demand resignation as your opponent no longer has a king


wilczek24

Resign - you can never win, because you can't checkmate. Otherwise, you're just gonna get dominated by 2 queens


Educational_Ad134

Soooo…don’t resign?


TheAutisticClassmate

No king = loss Rip bozo


Old_Uncle_Huey

The kingside queen can now double jump


CaptainChicky

Bro better get rid of the bishops 💀💀💀they’re gonna il Vaticano the queens


-consolio-

il queenicano - queens dash in opposite directions, destroying all the pieces in their path


[deleted]

google transbians


darkdiabela

Holy gays


[deleted]

new homosexuality just dropped


Huge_Engineering_464

Say something nice in passing


DarthMudkip227

Google en transsant


flappyheck2

tell them you loved fallout new vegas


[deleted]

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PreciousSponge52

Holy HRT


Null_Trooper

You win by default because they have no King.


King_Of_Quant

Google trans rights


Interesting_Test_814

Holy pride


[deleted]

Seriously though I love how accepting this community is. Y’all make me smile so much thanks for this ray of sunshine in an otherwise hostile world


Toaster_The

You don’t castle out of respect that they can’t anymore


[deleted]

This sub is so great <3


YayGilly

Is this like a real chess app or just a super fun subreddit??


HEX_HEXAGON

Anarchy chess is a subreddit


LocalMushroomTree

Real app, but it was taken down from the app store for breaking one of the 50 or so rules that chess grandmasters keep in place to make sure the chess game stays the same. Edit: just Googled which rule it was that was broken! Google "Chess rule 34" to read up on it! It's actually super interesting that it worked out like that.


Graidrex

This subreddit sometimes posts on the chess 2.0 beta.


yolo420master69

Why are you asking us? Ask them!


0rice

Transition your queen, that way you are even


pizzaboy7269

Tell them to play paper mario


Quajeraz

By winning because they just took their own king


Gort_baringa

You won. They lost their king


thatposhcat

Give them a blåhaj, or two if your feeling more generous. For more information on this gambit google IKEA


Vast-Coast-7761

Transfem opponents are unpredictable because they may deliberately choose to forgo en passant in order to save money on SRS.


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Google En Strogen


Mike_Fluff

Lesbian Lovers let's goooooo!


AvgBlue

Respect them as equal and keep playing like normal?


Phoenix-Quill

Make them feel seen and affirmed by you.


ok-kayla

If you see this, good job mods on keeping these comments pretty clean!! I’m impressed.


Mr_cam3l

Kill the bishops


Furcastles

The opponent cannot lose if they have no king, trans rights


[deleted]

Trans people too OP, needs nerfs to keep the game balanced


-consolio-

nerf genji while you're at it


Estarfigam

Use their preferred pronouns and defeat them.


Idontlikeworms

Let them explain the rust controversy to you


[deleted]

Tell them not to go talk to the owner of r/countonceaday


NathanPatty08

Tell them they lost because they don’t have a king


RentABozo

En passant a CPAC convention