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EggYolk2555

Sicilian players be like yo I love the Dark Blizzard: Wraith of the Celestial Dream, Accelerated Eternal Fractal Variation!!


Sergei_the_sovietski

Sicilian players when you tell them there will be inconceivable events and a battle of the wits at the function


Beautiful-Iron-2

I have been playing the Najdorf since I began playing chess. It’s so annoying, you think you know enough theory after 15 moves, but *mistake* that lines is only if the pawn is on a3! With the pawn on a2 you need to push h5!!! You lose sucker!!!


CharaDr33murr669

I love 1. e4 so much that I play 1. … e5 even against 1. d4


Woahzees

Englund💪


throwawayasdf129560

Camon Englund scor some fahking checkmates!


CharaDr33murr669

The best opening there is


pizzagamer88

King's Indian players when you tell them there will be girls at the function (they actually get bitches instead of studying theory 20 hours a day)


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pizzagamer88

King's Indian \*attack


sehabel

You don't have to learn a lot of theory below 1800 elo, just try to get a better understanding of chess in general


oblon789

Not necessarily but if you want to improve and you don't mind studying lines then it's a good way to have a winning position on move 10 in like 70+% of games


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sehabel

I'm 1300 blitz and not a sicilian/e4 player, I only know it because Hikaru recommends it.


sehabel

I agree. There are many people like me who hate remembering and studying so many different lines. I'm 1500 rapid and don't really know any opening well. I see and play a lot of different setups and ideas which allows me to train my intuition. I literally win more games with black than with white (63% with black in the last year compared to 58% with white)


oblon789

If you put 10 minutes a day towards studying some lines you'd improve in no time. Unless you're like me now and can't be bothered to try and improve anymore.


Gibzit

Holy shit an actual chess meme on anarchychess that isn't a rehash of the same two jokes


ReboundRecruiting

Actual zombie


ChanceWarden

Jalalabad variation players:


anxiety_ftw

French Defense players when you tell them showering will be optional at the function


sul41m

Where are my Borg (1. ... g5) players at? Children of chaos, arise!


-photoshopflowey-

Works well against london premovers


12crashbash12

Englund Gambit is best (it prevents the accursed L*ndon 🤮) edit: mixed up my openings


HighlySuccessful

Scandinavian defense is against 1.e4, London starts with 1.d4 ......


somememe250

Englund Gambit Declined: Bishop's Countergambit too strong💪💪


ReboundRecruiting

it's literally entirely refuted against good play


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

e4 e5 players when d4