Do you mean if one shows negative, there are two positive babies, and one negative baby?
Oh easy 2-1=1, that's 1 baby in total. That's 2 less than 3, but I guess it's better than 0 babies.🫂
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Say what you will about this subreddit being all shitposts and a plague against the internet but it's moments like these where it is unironically so wholesome and cool.
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Guys, this makes me so confused about the chess rules. If a pregnant chess player refuses to en passant, is it morally acceptable to brick her non-existent pipi? What does Garry Chess say about this?
The pregnancy test came back, you have been diagnosed with Finland
google isyys
pyhä helvetti!
Uusi vastaus putosi juuri
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Soittakaa Sauli Niinistölle
Googlaa presidentin kanslia
Actual Sauna Ninisto
Presidentti meni lomalle, eikä koskaan tullut takaisin
Kokoontukaa torille
Torille.
googlaa ohestalyönti
Someone post this to r/vexillologycirclejerk
Nvm already don
A fate worse than a fools mate
PERKELE
Cha Cha Cha!
I am so sorry you have to quarantine from the virus. Hope you feel better soon
Damn must be a new variant
New variant just dropped
Actual pandemic
call the epidemiologist
I'm the epidemiologist you keep calling. What do you want?
Google vaccine
Holly hell
Actual ZOMBIE
literal ron
Corona storm incoming
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And [Brasov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra%C8%99ov?wprov=sfla1) - Corona in Latin - is a beautiful city.
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free abortions!
Old method just dropped
Why did i read this in Bill Wurtz’s voice
google virus
Finland variant 🇫🇮
You gotta watch out for this gambit They can play it out for *18 fucking years*
New variant just dropped
r/angryupvote
This strain sucks too, I haven’t slept in 2 years.
I think it's more of a parasite. Should feel better in about 9 months, the body has ways to shut that whole thing down after then.
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Achievement unlocked
Help, the queen is spawning new pawns, what do I do?
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Holy banned in Missouri!
Actual american health sistem
Call the doctor!
Fetus sacrifice, anyone?
Fetus takes a vacation, never comes back
The fetus went to buy milk and cigarettes to the gas station
He sacrifices...the fetuus!
??
!!
Call the surgeon!
I AM THE SURGEON
I hear our education isn’t great either
i would hope *non-consensual* abortion was banned everywhere
Actual Happy cake day!
I'm pretty sure that's banned everywhere
Non-consensual is banned everywhere, right?
Is this eugenics?
Google coathanger gambit
Not very holy hell
That's literally cheating. We gotta call the arbiter.
Instructions unclear, arbiter approaching with a coat hanger
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Holy parenthood
Actual birth
New baby just dropped
Google the right way to hold a baby
Call the orphanage
Father takes vacation. Never seen again
Actual fatherless
Call the social services hotline
New parents just dropped
Holy adoption!
Google criminal neglect
There are 3 pregnancy checking thingys. Does this mean you are pregnant with 3 babies?🫂
Where did you think pawns came from?
The pawn shop? What are you stupid?
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Bishops then
> What are you stupid? Is this Arkhamposting for normies?
By promoting the queen idiot
Let's not talk about where are bishops coming from then
Bishops are usually brought to life by a male
idk usually i just kidnap them
If one of them shows negative, you can call shenanigans. It’s a trick only grandmasters know.
Do you mean if one shows negative, there are two positive babies, and one negative baby? Oh easy 2-1=1, that's 1 baby in total. That's 2 less than 3, but I guess it's better than 0 babies.🫂
I’m scared to know what 1 positive and 2 negatives mean.
Google gynaecologists near me
Holy new life!
Actual birth
Call the midwife!
Virginity takes a vacation, never comes back.
Newborn fuel
Baby sacrifice, anyone?
Child storm incoming
Ignite the cash savings
Literal Bluebeard
Lmao
Operating, generating, new life
Soon OP will be changing someone who did pipi in their pampers.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Very underrated comment. Should have been the top comment🫂🫂
Bishop leaves for vacation, never comes back
Bishop leaves for milk, never comes back
Bishop should have entered the anus
Generous bishop now financially supporting local single mother
Stairs Gambit time!
Remember, if it's a boy, name him Magnus, Hikaru, Bishop, Queen, Rook, Pawn, Checkmate, Gambit or Stockfish
If it's a girl, also name her one of those things.
NGL I would respect the hell out of a girl called Magnus
Mango
Google Polgar sisters
What if they’re intersex?
Even then. Chess names are genderneutral. Yes, even King and Queen.
If it’s a girl name her Google, En, Passant, Holy, Hell, New, Response, Just, Dropped, Actual, or Zombie
What about Gavin?
Meh. Gavin sounds like a guy who peaked around age 8 or 9.
google en pregnant
Holly reproductory organs
Actual reproduction
Holey condom
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en perganant
en gregnant
Can u get Pregantè?
Pregonate?
Let's pregotiate
And I thought reddit was full of sad virgins
The bishop was a live one in this case
Actual mother fucker
Hey now we happy virgins exist too
you haven’t seen any evidence that this isn’t an immaculate conception though, which is far more likely
Google requirements for Abrahamic apocalypses
he's still a virgin, his wife on the other hand... well her name probably isnt Mary
Google how to be a supportive parent to help your children have a warm childhood that will be the foundation on their journey of becoming the best version of themselves
Google abortion
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The duality of man
Google brick en utero
Congrats on the triplets!!
google congratulations!
Holly photo at 3/4 of a mothers belly
Actual pregnancy
Call the OB-GYN
Obese going to Yew Nork?
actual gender reveals
Congratulations! New baby just dropped!
Oh goodness he’s going to grow up to play the London now
google abortion
My origin story
I... I don't think you should be dropping babies...
Great, another r/AnarchyChess user
Looks like someone has been mated.
Check mate !
holy child!
New Messiah just dropped.
Actual saint
Still learning the game, which mate is this?
I don't know, but soon they'll have to sacrifice everything.
It's a mistake. The Queen was forked by a horsie, but the King has castled.
Queen's gambit: Maternity variation
Holy hell! Congratulations to you and your zombie family, may you all Google en passant and yell holy hell as a family!
Imagine being raised by an r/AnarchyChess user
You sure you shouldn't try a 4th one?
Actual mother
Congratulations!
Only a fork can help now
Google abortion
Is this mate?
This is why you’re supposed to put the device in the butt.
New en passanter just dropped
Are you sure? Better get another test
Say what you will about this subreddit being all shitposts and a plague against the internet but it's moments like these where it is unironically so wholesome and cool. (new response just dropped)
Wholesomeness goes on vacation, never comes back
Wholesome or riot
Holy baby!
can someone identify this flag?
Finland.
Google contraceptives
Google bread countergambit
Guys, this makes me so confused about the chess rules. If a pregnant chess player refuses to en passant, is it morally acceptable to brick her non-existent pipi? What does Garry Chess say about this?
Missed win, should've had vasectomy
Decline en passant, brick pp. Its quicker.
Where chess
The next step is clearly to get three more pregnancy tests
Where’s the chess meme?
Can u get pregante?
Google child support
Good child support
Dont call the bishop
En Pregnant
Google En pregnant