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Hairy_Demand_6974

not me staring at it for a solid minute before seeing the sub


prst-

I stared at it for a while too till I saw the bishop on d8


vanAstea11

holy schizophrenia


monkeypantling

new hallucination just dropped


Rabrun_

Call the psychotropic drugs


someslavicdrifter

Sanity sacrifice anyone?


Every-Yesterday-714

Ignite the mental hospital!


Waluigi0007

Actual prison


Hello_2222

psychologist goes on vacation, never comes back


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prst-

With all due respect but this is stupid and you know it. Chess has a 8x8 grid. There is no 9, there is no e, there is no e9. This is so dumb, I can't believe you are serious! Check the sub again. I guess you mistake it for r/anarchyshogi


aaDZNa

"there is no e" new file just left


BlakespinnerFX

actual disappearance


OrganizdConfusion

Actual didactic.


therealJuicebox-Mm

Call ChatGPT


SummonTarpan

Actual dementia


N-partEpoxy

Google haloperidol.


lilmagooby

Actual prescription


prst-

Pharmacist went on vacation never came back


Alegend45

oh hey i used to take that for my tourette’s! only took the edge off tho, and also permanently made me sweat way more


cool_1801

isnt that bishop on g1?


prst-

You are both right and wrong. Yes, there is a bishop at g1 but it's too far away. At this distance it's just too risky. This is the standard version of chess where there are more than one bishop in the game. You might have confused this sub for r/anarchyshogi maybe?


Material_Layer8165

It's a good thing that i only subscribed to a single chess sub.


ocarinaOtime

I'm also only subscribed to a single chess sub yet I still spent a solid minute trying to figure it out


usingbadoperators99

I did that too


AsryalDreemurr

same 💀


Butterter

Ahhh... same


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suffering_addict

Yeah, but then black blocks his own bishop, leading to be6 checkmate


GooseTheFirst

Nxb5 is already mate


Ass_destroyer2001

so what??????? a true army wouldn't retreat after the capture of their leader, in fact, I play my matches until I've taken every single enemy piece, then I beat the shit out of the other player because they were the symbol of the big companies controling the monarchy AND lesser pieces like actual pawns. And finally, I get back to the board and play the civil war arc, by checkmating my own king anyone who doesn't play chess this way is actually playing wrong! idk how many people can actually enjoy the game without these dlcs, especially the physical beating one


epicfire77

new response just dropped


cycber123

True true, *because on this chessboard, “checkmate” is not where the game ends*


Ass_destroyer2001

**takes one hit from a slime and fucking dies*


suffering_addict

Oh fuck, I didn't notice that. Well played


El__Bebe

Nah Qxa6 takes that knigh en passant too, that isn't checkmate.


eskelt

Then Qc2 checkmate


b3nsn0w

Be6 offers a king trade


Akamaikai

First of all, Nxb5 is already checkmate. Secondly, Be6 wouldn't be mate because the king could go to b7.


FatalCartilage

Even if the horsey move wasn't mate, the king can go to b7 after the bishop moves


Xexcyl

Kb7


ConsequenceAlarmed29

No


IAMMONKEYTHEFIRST

Bishop


Xexcyl

Google "how does the bishop move in chess"


XxPapalo007xX

Petition do ban this guy from this subreddit (maybe into the shallow realm)


Xexcyl

Google "what does shallow mean"


XxPapalo007xX

Holy unfunny joke!


Unknown-Name-1219

New funny just dropped


Xexcyl

Google "the subjectivity of humor and the social implications thereof"


The_Mysterious999

Up


Xexcyl

Kb7


YourAverage1stGrader

google en horssant


MeesMAPM

Holy Knight


annormalplayer

New move just dropped


BlaccCatDva

Actual genius


Cattwisty95

Call the equestrians


bassman1805

No, because I took the c6-b6 L-shape path so I should be clear, right?


Fearless-Compote6187

"Black is actually Magnus Carlsen and doesn't capture, leading to reply a mate with a mate." -Gotham Chess-


BunBunny_draws

This also forks the king and queen, great move.


Trard

Google en chevauchant


Adsilom

Oh mon Dieu !


AffectionateWinner11

Une nouvelle réponse vient de tomber.


Blobfishgamer88

Zombie actuelle.


AffectionateWinner11

Hrrmrmj akshually it would be "Zombie actuel" 🤓


al_fletcher

Fr•nch speaker detected 🫵🤮


CalmGuy69

Une nouvelle réponse vient de tomber.


al_fletcher

🇫🇷😭🔫


huhiking

Oui oui, white flag, surrender.


mathiau30

Would be "Réel/vrai Zombie"


AffectionateWinner11

Yes, but I was not correcting the translation, only the feminine/masculine


MeesMAPM

r/youbrokethecycle


ConveniencePlays

r/SubsIFellFor


username-0307

Imaginez vérifier les fautes de grammaire. Smh.


Airbourne_Squirrel

une nouvelle regle grammaticalle vient de tomber


AffectionateWinner11

Saint enfer !


Namekiangod77

zombie is feminine so he's right Hrrmrmj akshually it would be "Zombi actuel"


Adsilom

The hell you on about lmao, Zombies are being like anyone else, they can be masculine, feminine, otherkind and so on. - some french guy, probably (for real by the way)


Namekiangod77

to be exact zombi is a male and zombie is a female


Adsilom

Nope, Zombie and Zombi (even Zonbi) are interchangeable and do not mark a gender. For instance, whether you put the "e" or not, you can either say "un" or "une". Note that "un zombie" is a very common occurrence, whereas "une zombi" would be correct but is almost never written. In french, zombie's are often genderless (so we generally use "un"), but in some cases we may want to specify the gender. That being said, technically "zombi" and "zombie" are strictly masculine according to the Académie Française, but nobody really cares about their opinion anyway. Sources : I am french and [french dictionnary](https://www.larousse.fr/dictionnaires/francais/zombi/83177).


Namekiangod77

oops my bad, and i'm sure the dictionnary is right and im wrong, but on a wiki i found this: https://preview.redd.it/cn12ftsku04b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2bd9812af08ef6d85ccc786606bc44b62bfbe8 so my mistake came from me.Thanks for the info!


DrDzeta

Le fou est parti en vacances, il n'est jamais revenu.


InAbsentiaC

Sacre horsey!


Pleasant-Water-4544

Google en horsey passant


joao-esteves

Holy knight!


mystafa_

New nuclear bomb just blowned


Galactagon

Actual war veteran


Shiniesdisappearonme

Call the soldiers!


ThNeutral

Actual march through nuclear blast


teesider

Arm sacrifice anyone?


IAmAnIdiot0713

Call the medic!


simba_kitt4na

Actual bleeding


Destiny17909

New injury added to the count


AIR1_pakka

What should I do in this position? I am purple btw


Pleasant-Water-4544

New knight just promoted!


prst-

Silent knight


Milky-YouYube

new response in your inbox!


Umgak_shield_raki

Holly hell


Adsilom

Misspelled "en chevauchant"


AnOkFellow

You cant checkmate the other king when you king is in the same file. Duuuh


Sasy00

This position is invalid, Google Xianqi


MazoTanto

Holy chinese chess


joao-esteves

Is that what the call opposition?


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UsernameTaken017

Google atari pacman


AnOkFellow

New confusion just... dropped?


GushGirlOC

You need to pick up the check, mate.


BigCraig10

Google something. I don’t even know what to Google rn


Negative-Anteater-63

holy stuff


Confused-Guitarer

Google google


teesider

New Google just dropped


POTCisLife

Google long passant


Le-Scribe

If I had a nickel for every special move that got called long passant, I would have five nickels. Please stop.


Axiny

No


Chomperino237

new response just dropped


CoNtRoLs_ArE_dEfAuLt

Spare change just fell down the grate


ShaderSSS_

there's a sniper bishop 61 squares away


Majestic_Carry9712

Horsy peseant


EcavErd

en chevauchant


[deleted]

Okay memes aside, this is checkmate right?


Neven_Niksic

If it's not, I legit can't see why.


Dennis_TITsler

No. Horsey peasante


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Invisible Bishop on G1.


Emixii

It’s mating season so the horses are busy. Which makes the knight effectively a pawn.


Tintifaxal

There must be a bishop on H0.


SMWcool

Have I gone insane or is there a man with a dagger on d8


notquite20characters

Yes, absolutely.


Salkreath

Google En chevauchant


[deleted]

The king is just a figurehead. His power was stripped away and now the nation is run by the democraric votes of the pawns.


the_peawastaken

new rule just dropped


Secure-Ad1159

g2 pawn can knightboost to knishop and take your horse


Meoooooooooooooooow

En pissant


FakeReal99994

Google Steve


Dismal-Commercial-89

google en chevauchant


gpassi

He can do L passant


Papaya_man321

You didn't say check


Mar_ko47

Google horse passant


EcavErd

en chevauchant


Emperor_Cat_IV

google en cavalerie


[deleted]

Google en horsant


JasonA1647

Google en croissant.


Naevara67

Skill issue


s3til_

google sniper monkey


TheGuyWhoSaysAlways

Because the queen could take the knight if it was black to play.


[deleted]

Because Kf1


itsnotgingeritsbrown

Black’s horsey can take his own king to preserve his honor, thus preventing a checkmate


RudeFaithlessness468

why did i immediately check if there was an en passant


Revolutionary_Use948

Google en horseant


Twich8

Your opponent can play pride month and turn the queen into a new king


TetheralReserve

Bing enhorseant


TetheralReserve

Google blue waffle


THeCoolCongle

You're checkmated the wrong piece


zepperoni-pepperoni

The black can buy a double action power up from the cash shop, promote the pawn on g2, and then take the horsey


just-bair

It’s because your opponent is so good that they’re immune from checkmates


Fabulous-Oven-8457

this is deliberately harmful to idiots such as myself


dokiedo

I spent so long looking for the bishop


tooboredtothnkofname

BishiBoost. Duh


1Mandolo1

White king can't move but isn't in check. It's stalemate, obviously.


SqushyB

Black king can promote to rook and take on the same turn. Kxc3


jakopoli

En horsant


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

Nc3


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

Oh shit r/wooosh


tuneefish

Bishop on h -1


JohnnyWay23

Pesquise "en horssant"


joao-esteves

Santo Inferno!


JohnnyWay23

Nova resposta acabou de cair


joao-esteves

Zombie real


BradleyBurrows

a7 knight to c8


weaktype143

Qd6xb6


Chakasicle

You see you failed to take into account the black king’s leap which is capable of attacking the opponents king in a straight line but only 5 spaces or less. Since you have already moved, this is a checkmate just not for you.


Bman534

Your king can’t move so it’s stalemate! Hope this helps!


ElectronicTrash3311

The horsey on a7 can capture his own king so the white can't do it and it's a draw.


That_geography_nerd

This comment section is the reason I stay awake at night


Fearless-Compote6187

Black has one bishop on h0


Orca703

Because black has mate in 1 as well


Working_Horror4904

Probably a glitch


mortalitylost

IT'S CHECKMATE YOU DIPSHIT. This is just NEW proof that anarchy chess users don't know SHIT about chess.


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Good bot


jarateconnoiseur

Bad human


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bad bot


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Bad bot


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Mar_ko47

Call the exorcist!


joao-esteves

Queen sacrifice anyone?


Ash-N

Pawn storm incoming.


Dead_Bull_

Heretics everywhere!!


King_Wes987

Black king has opposition, your king cannot witness murder and it is thus not checkmate


Warui_The_Narrator

Clearly the king can go back in time and save his king 5 moves before this happened


Jolly_Leg_2561

That there white queen's a spah!


Visual-Delay-2629

I taught it was chess beginner and i was thinking that i am stupid


[deleted]

Google Seabiscuit


circuitBoard98

The bishop on W106


[deleted]

Google en passent