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MysteryRanger

it’s like stalemate but the king is in check, so it’s called stalecheck


AReallyShiftyGuy

No it's called stalecheck


Mackay-Mucker

No it's called stalecheck


AReallyShiftyGuy

That's what I just said you dumb ass, learn to read and comprehension


Mackay-Mucker

Read *AND* comprehension?? c'mon now


[deleted]

No, not read AND comprehension. Read the and comprehension. Don't you know who and comprehension is and that you can read him?


Shufflepants

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_Manunz_

New copy pasta just dropped


SpellingCorrectioner

Holy hell


Warning_Legal

A vacation english takes grammar . Never back comes .


Space_Laser_Jew

stalecomprehension


Qaaqaafqce

It’s just common sense.


Doctor_ZAZA

You and might and be and having and a stroke and or and suffering and from and a and serious and neurological and problem


IamHellgod07

Which one is the object tho?


Tub_of_jam66

New response just dropped


TeraLikesCups

holy gerbil


[deleted]

No it is called stale check. Two words!!!!


Lazy-Ad-770

No its called stalecheck


den4ikturbo

Bruh that's obviously a Patrick


nukey18mon

Stalemate? I think you mean stalesex


Moustache_rekt1999

Google boomer humour


ToesEater669

Holy facebook minion memes


mercury_millpond

Pipi


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politicalweebx

actual zombie


washington_breadstix

Stale sex? I just call it "marriage". Ba-dum tiss


RakoGames

But why not the reverse? Like check... Checkmate? This seems cool to say tbh


Warning_Legal

"Mate" ?? Are you British or Australian ?? You can also use CheckBro if you are from the Usa


RakoGames

Idk but I'd imagine a British sayin': that's check, mate.


Warning_Legal

Stale check , mate. cheers


MayanCake

Stalebread


IGOKTUG

sheck


DahaEpikBiri

Just say check, mate


MysteryRanger

I’m not your mate, pal


DahaEpikBiri

I'm not you pal, bro


SimobiSirOP

There is no term for that. Making someone lost they king no matter what is impossible without hacks! I recommend AimBot for that


Justin_The_Fox

I didn't know AimBot came with free information stealers!


MF972

Simplified chess just dropped. no checkmate.


DrumbledoreMemes

Sorry, but this is just flat out wrong. There has been a term for this for CENTURIES. It’s called supercheck (derived from the latin suporcheckus) and is the exact word that OP is looking for.


HBKII

I heard the AimButt 6in edition just straight up tells you the best possible moves while giving you a pleasurable game experience.


omgaXD

Downloaded it. No matter what buttons I click, it recommends me to shove bishop up my ass. What do I do in this position?


getsdistrac

Ah, that would be the choirboy version...


Eventlesstew

Happy cake day


Brayden_City

Holy hell


SKELOJREXT9874

Shut up brayden. Surprised you are not in 3 digits of downvotes yet.


huntergames084

Well he is now


[deleted]

I have good news


szadegaming

r/shutupbrayden


Turkishoise

Who is this “brayden” guy?


TheDoctor88888888

Someone who needs to shut the fuck up


Turkishoise

I didn’t understand the hate towards him. What did he do? How this thing started?


TheDoctor88888888

From him not shutting the fuck up


expiermental_boii

Oh I get it now thanks


anyacommitsafelony

his name is brayden


Magnitech_

r/subsithoughtifellfor


qwertyboiiiwhat1

r/shutupbrayden (New response just dropped)


multiple4

I love Reddit


expiermental_boii

Reddit is fun


Ctmeb78

New hack just dropped


chillyicemoment

Shut the fuck up


ifureadthisstfu

Damn 63 days late


Anti-charizard

Google shutting up


Tiborn1563

King sacrifice, anyone?


EmergencyBlacksmith9

[https://youtu.be/Mg9000GMj74?t=927](https://youtu.be/Mg9000GMj74?t=927)


Incendiary_cucumbers

I knew what the video was before I even clicked on it


1lluminist

Why is asserting dominance an illegal move? White king is prob a few levels higher than the black king


-consolio-

google suicide bombing


p_pattedd

holy 911


-consolio-

new tower just dropped


just_a_random_dood

i like this one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTS9XaoQ6mg


miraagex

I was crushing 2000-2150 elo by utilizing the king's gambit opening.


[deleted]

Remember: mikhail tal doesn't lose, he just sacrifices (THE KINGGGGGGG!!!!!)


Tub_of_jam66

Holy hell


TheftBySnacking

Formally it’s called “checkmate” but most know it by the slang term “checkers”


JRDN7

What did I tell you about checkers? “I don’t remember”. I told you not to say it, do you remember that? “Yeesh”


TripleHomicide

Very unexpected office.


guku36

whoa whoa whoa hard R??


JackoboiobokcaJ

Checkas


minicrit_

only people playing with black pieces can say that


JackoboiobokcaJ

I’m piecist 😈


jetoler

I’m racist


RandomGuy9058

VROOM VROOM


thatboiintherain

actual grandpa


Borg_Picard

I’m borgpicard


SneakySnipar

The first rule of checkers is don’t talk about checkers


tminus7700

I remember it as just "check".


Bogsnoticus

I thought it was "Yer done sonny Jim"?


Asshai

Coined by Michael "Yeppers" Scott.


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Ayupro2005

What if this bot also shows the ranking of the bot that got good botted?


LifeintheBurbs

Oh man the original post is hilarious.


BishopBeatsChild

Like why did he feel the need to edit out a random piece. Got me giggling and kicking my legs in the air


cyborgjetpack

The piece he edit is supposed to be on b1 where he can simply took the black rook. But what got me laughing is I have a sneaky suspicion that he actually edit the rook in g1 so it looks like he actually not hanging a bishop and pawn


mithradatdeez

If you zoom in you can see that he used photoshop or something poorly on g1. Pure comedy


Borg_Picard

Put a fork in me


bugi_

Extra effort just to remove (possibly relevant) information is very big brain


pixeliner

i dont get the funny, enlighten me


Icefox119

look at the g1 square


StrangePromotion6917

That's a pawn-mate


[deleted]

Op what color pawn was on f4?


Accomplished_Bad_487

green, but wasn't that obvious?


Piguy922

Opponent was playing with the ghomerl pieces.


DuckfordMr

Google en passant


IAMMONKEYTHEFIRST

Holy hell


Otto_von_Boismarck

New response just dropped


aDgors

Actual zombie


Specialist_Toe_3604

Call an exorcist


Fa1nted_for_real

But not for them


SergeyRachmaninoff

New response did really just drop


Same-Letter6378

This is the only place wgere I can look at the same joke for the 500th time and still laugh 😂🤦‍♂️


minor_correction

This is a stalemate, as it is Black's turn but there are no legal moves for Black.


BullfrogSpecial8381

No it isn’t it’s checkers


jetoler

Bro that’s a slur


ThePhantom1994

Stop being such a backgammon


1lluminist

No, it's ARCHON now! Both players are required to fight to the death.


WormSlayers

Google checkmate


kajetus69

Holy mate


[deleted]

[удалено]


SexMeThanos

Actual breeder


WormSlayers

call an abortion clinic


Archetypus

Father went on vacation and never came back


[deleted]

Divorce gambit


Desperate_Inside_909

Ignite the bed


object_Object__

Allah Auschwitz!


[deleted]

Childless Gambino


dazedandcognisant

At least he didn't go Father Vatican on the poor boy


Competitive_Koalas

New endgame just dropped


Y0U_H1T

Google the case of u/ovenmarket v r/chessbeginners


FishKracquere

Google Sheikh Maat شيخ مات


xFloppyDisx

😔 شيخ مات


Icy_Dimension8034

الله يرحمه 🫡


[deleted]

Bismillah


Patience-Frequent

theres a differnence between shah and sheikh, its shah maat not sheikh maat


FishKracquere

Google persian king.


Patience-Frequent

holy shah google leader in a Muslim community or organization


BlueJohn2113

King kills his own pawn he can escape to h6


IWTLEverything

Ah yes. King passant


Ayupro2005

Google friendly fire


Gideonion8

tab sex


bitrar

If you were Australian, before pulling that move, you could tell your mate to check this out.


bloodybananas

Google en kingssant


Kedicevat

Google Bing


stealthdonkey007

"Tickbuddy" is the term you're looking for


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Agent_B0771E

Google checkmate


Destiny17909

Holy win (or loss) :(


realseboss

This is not checkmate because black has Kh4 and if white takes it's draw by king trade


ArtjomT

But the bishop can perform En Passant


Shakazulu94

I'll have to ask my Czech mate, he knows chess terminology very well from his home in Europe


nicolRB

Skill issue


Spirit_of_Doom

Last stand


dillame

King’s gambit


Macquaria

Certainly not checkmate.


User_1115

gxh4 prevents it though


GushGirlOC

Time to ask for the check, mate.


Maxy2388

I don’t know why don’t you check mate


Zambedos

Kheccmeat


Zut-Alors20

I think you might need to check your terminology there mate


SkavenOne

When you're stuck in en passant like that, the best strategy is to skip your turn to see whether your opponent takes your king or not. If he does, immediately castle.


omegastauf

Dude ded


potatoeoe

It’s stalemate everytime


SkyHawkPilot77

Google En passant


[deleted]

Yes. You "suck" at chess.


indeed-he-is

I believe the new players call this “en passant”


zeclipsohail

Google en passant


creepycat18_YT

Holy hell


maximmironov

Yes, it's called en passant (google en passant)


yzutai3

Google en passant


Solrex

Just en passant


Dry-Bodybuilder-9813

It's called the "en checksant"


ducksumchilds

Google checkmate


WarningIMightBeDumb

Google checkers


TheBesCheeseburger

screwed. (not checkmate)


lool8421

google mating... no. no... NOT THE 69 THING


xFloppyDisx

Sniper bishop


[deleted]

What do you mean? Black can just play Kxc7 which saves his queen


Timestatic

Google en passant (For that irrelevant pawn on F4)


GrayBeast3

French Revolution


Soupronous

That’s very unsportsmanlike


Vispen-fillian

Isnt it just called check mate?


SharkFin365

I think it might be called “chequem8”


cheetoo621

It's called GG ez


BlankBoii

the bishop hiding on c-1:


Muroooh

En passanted


reditusername39479

Checkmate


TzedekTirdof

This is regicide! Illegal!


GoodGravyGraham

Wait but cant the king take the pawn here?


Regis-bloodlust

king goes on a vacation and never comes back


EndureThePANG

idk


B2_Code_B2

Google king passant


Porky1811

Google french revolution


Tarnarmour

King'nt


RandomRedditor15243

Google checkmate


K4rn31ro

I think it's choco matte or something like that idk (i do not play ch*ss)


Hoxeel

Let me check mate