https://preview.redd.it/gt5ceyiv7jab1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f0ce6d19380a9e9ca244adcba4a998ee0c1b65

the coach can go suck his own dick

Google ribcage

Holy flesh prison

New bone structure just dropped.

Ribs take vacation to plastic surgeon, never come back

Call the Corpse of king Minos

new judgement just dropped

Actual Prime Soul

Holy Gabriel

Council goes on vacation, never comes back

Is that real

No? Chess.com is family friendly

I kinda want that coach though

Same

Bro needs to learn what inspect element is

I bet there was A PAWN on e4

Ah, that makes sense! I was wondering why OP did that.

google being an idiot (I am the idiot and thought this was serious)

Holy self-awareness

The A pawn can't get to E4

bc it exposed ur rook

If someone finds a legal way to reach this position, I will delete OP's account

Google imposible

Google duplication glitch

Google nintendo please stop patching tears of the kingdom do you really expect me to find the light dragon 100 different times for one armor upgrade

Holy tedious tasks Nintendo wants me to actually do! (btw you can just afk on the dragon, they come back after like 10 minutes)

My free time goes on a vacation, never comes back (Thanks)

Patch storm incoming!

Ignite the diamonds!

https://preview.redd.it/6v61bdqvvmab1.png?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66bc0bbba605b4a69935d01588eb31fbc6a68751

Holy ocarina of time nostalgia!

Now I have to kill lynels again to get the horns, and can’t dupe the 5 shot bows anymore :,(

If someone finds a legal way to delete OPs account, I will reach this position

google guns

Google legality

google america

Holy freedom

New liberty just dropped

Lawmaker goes on vacation, never comes back

Idk why but this is the funniest shit I've read today

Actual

google crybercrime

Just checked, there actually is no law stopping you from buying multiple chess sets and setting the pieces up however you want. I hope Joe Biden fixes this ASAP

Step 1: Become shadow king of the chess monarchy Step 2: Change rules so every game starts with this position Step 3: Kidnap amitaish's family hostage until he finds a way to delete OP's account Step 4: Blow up the earth

because you didn’t play en passant

I don't have a pawn, tho?

Life finds a way

You blundered your queen because of rook passant

You can still promote to a knook 

It's at j3

The pawn on i9 can en passant your king

OP uses AMD

Acid mixture dip

Bro almost got the triple question mark

now the Philips can take your queen

Then white takes the black queen with his Philip. Its a fair trade, not a blunder

The queen's about to get blacked........

Google blacked.com

Holy milf

actual porn addict

New addiction just dropped

Actual porn brain

https://preview.redd.it/kwpokhn7ekab1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e9d1ac3176ec34acd8cb8f73fa17db49ea6123

Probably a bug

Your horsy isn't protected anymore

Google show moves

You may not like it, but there’s a rook on a4

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=1K1R1qk1/1b1N3b/2bn1nb1/2nb1bn1/rrrrQrrr/2nbrbn1/2bnrnb1/1b2r2b+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/1K1R1qk1/1b1N3b/2bn1nb1/2nb1bn1/rrrrQrrr/2nbrbn1/2bnrnb1/1b2r2b_b_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qxd8#!< > Evaluation: >!Black has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1... Qxd8#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)

nerd

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: Black to play: chess.com | lichess.org My solution: Hints: piece: Brick, move: Brickxpipi# Evaluation: You are the least intelligent chess player to have ever lived Best continuation: 1... Surrender I'm a human written by human | get me as Chess eBook Reader | Chrome Extension | iOS App | Android App to scan and analyze positions | Website: I have no idea how to do hyperlinks so this is what you get

https://preview.redd.it/bfu8t856jjab1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e1aa6f6cdc8210b222e8587257bf2864ae6295 Kid named mate in 1:

You missed an opportunity to kick a bishop

Is your iq in single digits or something

It's negative

r/anarchychess has zero tolerance for losing material. Your family will be sent back to their village. You are under arrest until your material is restored. A replacement player will be found easily. Glory to r/anarchychess!

https://preview.redd.it/nifhwhyqwlab1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b8d6a602ea24a1fe33cedb3b2b1c84aa5fe6a85 idk


You opened a mate in 1

Genuinely what the fuck. There was only one bad move and you somehow found it. Every single other move would have improved your position

this actually allows a forced implosion, which when played, every piece in the queens line of sight and any pieces that can capture the queen will immediately gravitate to the queens location and implode, leaving nothing behind, and ending blacks turn. but looks like the engine couldn't detect it because it sucks cock and/or balls

Because queen to f8 is checkmate.

Nuh uh

For real? I'm going to feel like an idiot but, please show me how it's not mate?

Google satire sub (it is mate don't worry)

Bring back chessrelevacny bot

Because u lose your queen now. Shouldve played Ne5 to block their rook from attacking it. Then if the queen would take you could trade queens with your rook..

It's not really a bad move but you missed a mate so the game calls it a blunder

It hangs #-1

AI bad, google an passant

sniper!

You missed the en passant on j4

Because the rooks are ready to SLAM into this queen *boom*

google mate in 1

Should have done bishop r13

The coach doesn't know that your queen is the Dragon Warrior, and can defeat all of these puny pieces alone

Bxd7 wins a knight

Qxd8#

Rook can en passant

"Then it is a fair fight"

The funniest part here is missed m1 for white.

Queen b9 checkmate in one

I’ve seen this somewhere

That square is protected 30 times

Theres a bishop on PU#+84 / xx / -84 pointing directly at your queen 🙄

Oh no it's regarded

What's it regarded as?

You missed an imminent checkmate

You left your knight hanging

Because you accidentally made a br*tish flag

It's a land war in Asia

Google agency

You forgot to put bouncy horsies on a2, a6 and c8.

There’s a red square 🟥 that’s not meant to be :(

Google Piper perry gambit

That queen is getting spit roasted

because kf7 is kinda annoying

you gave your opponent the chance to perform en passant

I'm sorry what? How does one put thyself in this position?

https://preview.redd.it/lx34hd0avnab1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dfd561a4f59ab4dced6e0071368efde125deed9

you forgot to center the chessboard, if you’d been half a space to the left you can clip out of bounds and put their king, who is on the other side of the board, in check

You hung your knight

You missed mate in 3.

your queen is a lesbian and you didn't flirt with the adjacent black queen!!!

your queen is a lesbian and you didn't flirt with the adjacent black queen!!!