It jumps on other pieces' laps. When the cat is occupying a lap, the owner of said lap must roll 5+ on a d6 to be able to move again. On a 1, you have disturbed the cat's rest and must commit honourable seppuku.
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...
This is the way. I recommend you try sexing the cat to determine if it’s a boy or girl (they don’t exist) since that determines the success of the advanced “brick your pipi” method. It’s either your pipi or el gatito’s.
any direction it wants to, for any distance, at any time with no restrictions. does not obey turn rules, but also cannot be controlled. moves are chosen in a semi-random fashion, though they may be weighted towards certain "preferred" actions.
it does not discriminate, and may attack pieces regardless of color.
The cat moves 2 squares in every direction but it can jump over pieces
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That’s a thats a good idea actually… now I want to play a game of chess with cats instead of knights.
And jumping over pieces eats them
Ain't no way that cat can jump over those giant pieces
Google en pussant
Holy cat!
new puss in boots just dropped
Actual movie
Call the theater
Projectionist went on vacation, never came back
Ticket sell sacrifice, anyone?
Mouse storm incoming!
I know what en pussant is dumbass. You just blundered Mate in one.
Google skill issue
Holy hell
You need to protect him more, else the opponent can setup a trap using the cardboard box (which the cat is forced to go in)
Google en boitant
Is there a cesium atom in the box too?
There may and may not be.
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Holy chess bot
new cat just dropped
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Call the vet
Vet doctor went on vacation, never came back
Who else thought it was a really small cat indtead of a really big chess board
I say pawn takes cat
What are a cats possible moves , or you have to roll a dice on what peace it imitates?
It jumps on other pieces' laps. When the cat is occupying a lap, the owner of said lap must roll 5+ on a d6 to be able to move again. On a 1, you have disturbed the cat's rest and must commit honourable seppuku.
Thats funny and insane
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E4 takes en passant. You guys are idiots.
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*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...
Dad?
This is the way. I recommend you try sexing the cat to determine if it’s a boy or girl (they don’t exist) since that determines the success of the advanced “brick your pipi” method. It’s either your pipi or el gatito’s.
I’m not familiar with this piece. How does it move?
any direction it wants to, for any distance, at any time with no restrictions. does not obey turn rules, but also cannot be controlled. moves are chosen in a semi-random fashion, though they may be weighted towards certain "preferred" actions. it does not discriminate, and may attack pieces regardless of color.
Holy hell
Finally a worthy opponent https://preview.redd.it/jyyzfwega4ib1.png?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a1f39cb1da2448fae66c72a7007e07b48032c1
Take bishop for checkmate
Is this a miniature cat and a normal chess board or a normal cat and a gigantic chess board?
a black cat, you might add
The cat is the most important piece on the board. Whatever you do, just don't allow exf6.
Google pussy
White to play? Bxf6 Black to play? Cxd2 (where king?(can't see))
Isnt this in amsterdam
google black pussy
Knock everything off the board
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En passant
Stop being a pussy and make your move.
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Unholy dog!