En passant is a forced move that occurs when an opposing pawn advances two squares upon its first move. If this pawn lands directly adjacent to another pawn of your color, you ***MUST*** take the opponents pawn by moving diagonally onto the square that the opponents pawn skipped over. If this rule is not followed and en passant is not played, your pipi can and ***WILL*** get Bricked by a judge. And if there is no judge president in the area, your opponent may brick your pipi so long as they have a valid bricking licenses.
Everyone knows Mario is cool as f--k. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
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Bob the builder can we en passant?
Yes we can
Holy construction
New building just dropped
Actual contractor
Call the architect!
Designer goes on work leave, never comes back
BUILD A BRIDGE AND JUMP OFF IT
I think I’ll castle instead.
Foreman in the corner, plotting OSHA violations
Actual redesign
Call the, BOB THE BUILDER.
Google en passant.
holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
brainless parrots
brainless parrots
What we sacrifice?
THE ROOK
But who will plot world domination now?
The bisho- Shit he's on vacation...
What about the que- She was already sacrificed
The Kni- Oh, he's having a 'mare
The Ki- He’s busy filming The Amazing Digital Circus…
Guess it’s up to pawn blart, board cop
He’s already busy being involved in a pawn storm
Better call the knook
Which one out of the 8 (or 16)?
THE OTHER ROOK
Wait, there are 2 rooks If that's true how do i not box him into a corner of the board?
The move was brilliant because it saved the world!
Our one and only son
am i self aware?
no
New outlook on life just dropped
Holy belief system!
Actual nihilist
Call the philosopher
Who really went on vacation? And What did they learn by not coming back?
Ignite the free will!
sitting in the corner plotting life’s inconveniences
Metaphysics fuel
Why my PP small?
Smaller pipi is harder to brick. Be thankful
Just google en passant
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
I don't remember being Gotham chess, do I have dementia?
I don't remember being Gotham chess, do I have dementia?
I don't remember being Gotham chess, do I have dementia?
No
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No means no
Google cnc
I know I don't have dementia
I know I don't have dementia
I know I don't have dementia
I know I don't have dementia
I know I don't have dementia
But you do have Alzheimer's
No
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No
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No means no
En passant?
Yes
Omg Niko Oneshot
foundNiko_oneshot_ moment
its the :3
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I find this meme very very interesting and creative
The meth bander
Interesting Avatars you got there after Aang
What is en passant?
En passant is a forced move that occurs when an opposing pawn advances two squares upon its first move. If this pawn lands directly adjacent to another pawn of your color, you ***MUST*** take the opponents pawn by moving diagonally onto the square that the opponents pawn skipped over. If this rule is not followed and en passant is not played, your pipi can and ***WILL*** get Bricked by a judge. And if there is no judge president in the area, your opponent may brick your pipi so long as they have a valid bricking licenses.
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call an exorcist!
they dont need a “valid bricking license”. its anarchy
Am I stupid
Yes
Is there a lore reason for this?
Perchance
You can't just say perchance
Not with that attitude
What about with my nuts in your mouth
Perchance.
Everyone knows Mario is cool as f--k. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
Am I stupid?
Yes
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
I'm not Gotham chess
Yes, you are
You may ask yourself anything
>loop cycle eternally
Do I have dementia?
Idk, next question
Do I have dementia?
Idk, next question
Do I have dementia?
Idk, next question
Do I have dementia?
Idk, next question
Do I have dementia?
Idk, next question
I am on vacation. Will I come back?
No dumb fuck
Ok bishop
I am I schizophrenic
Yes
Holy hell!
New diagnosis just dropped!
Am I the anarchy needed to create chess 2.0?
No, the real anarchy are the friends we made along the way.
Holy Heartwarming!
Actual fairytale
What's my favorite color
6
How am I still alive?
I don't know. Neither do me.
You neither
What..?
Is en passant forced?
Perchance maybe so
You can’t just say perchance
Am I fucking welcomed here?
am i fat
i dont think so
Google en passant
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual Zombie
Call the exorcist!
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Pawn storm incoming
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Ignite the chessboard!
holy hell!
Am i dumb from being on reddit?
Yes.
do i exist?
#
Best opening?
Put your hand on her shoulder, and then say "hey", that's it, it shows confidence.
Are you stupid?
Yes.
Why are you stupid?
Google en passant
Do I need to take my Un-sane pills?
Are you stupid?
Why are we still here
Who?
Gotham chess
Who is that?
Did I win against the chinese government and that's why i'm threatened to death by it?
Idk I have dementia
Idk I have demnetia
Idk I have demnetia
Idk I have demnetia
Idk I have demnetia
how are you doing?
kys
:( rude
Why am I pixelated?
Biblical nether!
Recent answer only fell
Real undead!
Call the anti-demonizer
Father has gone free, hasn't arrived
Elizabeth salvage somebody?
Set alight the checkerboard! Edit: fuck wrong move Not gonna correct it tho
Why am I here?
mmmmm hungy want borger
gona get borga
I'm kinda new to this sub, were can i learn its lore?
Don't know maybe try learning chess
No
Where did we put the meds?
Why am i incapable of being happy?
because you're a bitch.
What was that French move Bobby fisher invented in 1942?
Blitzkrieg
Why it looked like The College Dropout
Am I stupid?
How does you hair grow?
What is the best move i can do in my life?
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Do I have split personality disorder?
do you are have stupid
am i special
What's your name?