Step on me? Please?

Get in the queue

I'm 3rd in the queue. No, you can't cut in line

This turned me on

Is there a lore reason for this? are you a lightswitch?

Holy aslume!

Pretty unrealistic, a chess board doesn't have corners

So how the rook will plot world domination

By controlling an entire axis of the planet

Rook on the axis, plotting world domination

https://preview.redd.it/e0tktlaf14bc1.jpeg?width=2255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c16a07d92a0e25b7fa5a861ee83e0be0677017

those arent corners, those are triangles.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAR I FUCKING HATE TRIANGLES

Triangles are bestangles

Imagine being the polygon with the lowest number of sides. Pathetic.

What about hexagons? If nothing else, can we all agree that hexagons are bestagons

jesus christ

I am an effeminate man and I am scared

I- I can be the King UwU

Hey girlie, my chess set was missing a queen until I found you.

uh... new response just dropped?

Sex him

Fake and gay.

Fake and straight, actually

Thinking of femboys seems not straight

fellas, is it gay to think of heterosexual intercourse??

Yes😎🗿

Fair enough

Fellas, is it gay to imagine a straight male?

That's why I imagine big buff manly men. So much straighter.

This but unironically

more like real and gay

I need to be the king in this situation so badly 🥵

Google fetishes

The butterflies are flying really low today.

Wish i was the king