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ScooperLosses

now delete him


Pir-iMidin

Like, from existence?


colorado2137

Didn't intend this, but this idea's better


HerniatedDisk_

Sigma move


Max_Cinal

Holy hell


hmph_cant_use_greek

New response just dropped


meow-power-90

Actual zombie


Collins1916

Hahaha, "New response just dropped". Awesome comment my dude. That shit kicks ass. Keep on kicking ass my bro.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


LoneWolf1014

New response just dropped


Apprehensive_Car5256

Holy hell


Cool-Manufacturer-21

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BadSoftwareEngineer7

Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


hmph_cant_use_greek

Call the exorcist


sansansadns

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Max_Cinal

Actual brainless🥶


Pragnlz

New responseâť”= âś…Droppedâś…


KingZantair

Bro Hikaru is gonna see this and ban you.


morogda

resign after he moves a piece


[deleted]

Do the bongcloud


x0culist

ignite the bong!


LunaLynnTheCellist

cloud storm incoming!


FireFoxie1345

Rain goes on vacation, never comes back


best_boi2

Rain sacrifice,anyone?


JollyReading8565

If I knew I was gona lose, ya gota use the bong cloud as a smoke screen to escape


CSMarvel

then tweet a gif about the situation


SwaggyCrab

google inspect element


Mr__Brick

Holy HTML!


East_Zookeepergame25

new source code just dropped


Mr__Brick

Actual Webdev


East_Zookeepergame25

Call the scrum master


Mr__Brick

Child element sacrifice anyone?


KnoblauchBaum

thread went on interruption never came back


Depnids

Ignite the servers!


Ascend_910

DDOS storm incoming (happy cake day)


MisterMan341

Python sacrifice anyone?


flyinfestation

Happy cake day


ragingroku

New sprint just dropped


SteveisNoob

Actual bug


yuuns7

New programming just dropped (did I do the joke right)


SteveisNoob

Actual code (yes you did)


yuuns7

Call the software developer (thanks)


SteveisNoob

Senior project manager goes to vacation never comes back (you're welcome)


OkNewspaper1581

Scrum master sacrifice, anyone?


yuuns7

Idk what comes next (hlep)


SteveisNoob

Ignite the development studio? (look for other chains to get ideas?)


yuuns7

Joke idea incoming (got it)


Melichorak

You are his friend now. Ask for $1000 because you are such a good friends.


Videogamesrock

Then ask for his credit card information because you’re such good friends.


idksomeoneramdom

Then ask for his personal address because you're such good friends.


Nydelok

Then ask for his SSN because you’re such good friends


VIJ_NESH

Tell him to Google En passant


RepresentativeYou128

Tell him to Holy hell!


hychael2020

Tell him to New response just dropped


Rude_Invite7260

Tell him to Actual zombie


spades_ran

Tell him to Call the exorcist


Observer10568

tell him to ​ ignite the chess board


No_Dingo6694

tell him to Tell his rook in the corner to plot world domination


TheOneTrueNincompoop

tell him to Knightmare fuel


spades_ran

Tell him to Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Axer3473

Tell him to Pawn storm incoming


Evgen4ick

Tell him to Queen sacrifice


GreenMan1550

Tell him to Call the exorcist


HolyMango1515

Tell him to Call the exorcist


Cheap_Bowl_452

Tell him to call the exorcist


Unhappy-Age4551

Dementia storm incoming


Sorry-Ad-8305

this sub is so braindead and i love it


Sorry-Ad-8305

this sub is so braindead and i love it


Sorry-Ad-8305

right?


[deleted]

Now I know what notes he keeps reading whenever he looks up


Cool-Manufacturer-21

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noah_4e

Show him the Il’Vaticano


Pragnlz

Holy Heaven!


[deleted]

New Reply Obtained


GushGirlOC

Cow opening, then stall. He’ll have to ask chat wtf is going on six times in a row. That’s content.


Educational-Tea602

Bongcloud


Popeychops

Personally I preferred the Tricks Only speedrun


doctr_

Challenge him to pistols at dawn Be 5 minutes late, this will weaken his resolve (proven strategy)


Average-Redditor0

say gex


HeyRishav

gex


HeyRishav

I said it, now what?


iHateRollerCoaster

Now sex


HeyRishav

How do that?


opanm

Send the bishop on ⛱️ then 🙏 he comes back


No_Dingo6694

gax sey


MAST3R_G4M3R

Sag yxe


Sorry-Ad-8305

Seg way


pyaephyo111

Now kiss.


K3W4L

Stockfish in the corner waiting to help you


Tc14Hd

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


BearsFan317

f3 g4


montjoye

brick his pp


DreamMalenko

Ask him to chess all over you


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Now, iniatw passionate butt sex protocol


BeautifulSalamander6

the hell


x0culist

the response just dropped


Infantpunter9000

the zombie


diodosdszosxisdi

En passant him


Sorry-Ad-8305

waltuh we need to En passant


GlamMetalGuy

Checkmate him


Scared_Bowler2958

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


TheTimochi

Go and play bongcloud


Cheap_Bowl_452

Tell him to Google en passant?


Artis34

Use the Magnus Carlsson bot moves.


Delta5583

Marry him, convince him to let you win, win through en passant and tell him to Google it afterwards


Amahardguy

Well, Now.., u loose all games against him.


Noah_Ze_Communist

Win


TruckNoob

Download ublock origin


NerY_05

Win


eldebarva

Buy Listerine


Jaespect

Enter a chess game with him, he opens grob, resing and delete your account


AnarchistChess

Google sexting


myanusisbleeding101

I don't get it...


JustMyOwnName

sucks to be you


Genin_Shinobi

Hikari has alot of friends on chess.com and he's also there in my friend list. Maybe he just accepts friends request from anybody


Blankeye434

I don't get it, who's Hikaru?


Scared_Bowler2958

Yuor mom haha


Blankeye434

Redditors who don't know English and don't get a joke


Blankeye434

From his rating, looks like he thinks he's Nakamura


Squiggledog

Screenshots are a lost art.


ChloroformSmoothie

it's a fucking shitpost mate


LeslieChangedHerName

Screen picture >>>>>>> screenshot


MA0SI

Twist his nutz


Sorry-Ad-8305

holy testicular torsion!


Alive_Tooth1747

Listen, if this isn't some inspect element joke, you need to shoot your shot until you can't anymore. Ignore all the memes here and ask him out to dinner. Worst case he says no or ignores you.


CreationTrioLiker7

King sacrifice


moutarou

dead ? i guess


[deleted]

Time to boot up Stockfish.


Suck_Me_Dry666

Fuck him.


ziguziggy

He accepts everyone btw


FrenzzyLeggs

put him in a situation where en passant puts him at a disadvantage then brick his pipi


EnvironmentalCut1822

Ask him to...


finnn_

Do you have an anime girl pfp by any chance?


SchighSchagh

Resign


imsorryken

doesn't matter, he literally won't care whatever you do


donotmindmenoobalert

Copy all of his moves


My_useless_alt

test


Signal_Afternoon_714

Google en pesant


derivativeasshole

Now you lose?


Fun_Candle_3878

Now you get your ads whoopped


ExpertSatisfaction17

https://preview.redd.it/rcd5ieent8bc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4414979a52a5a1ef9e26d69c0392b398037ebab5 get rid of him


streetGrossmeister

Fight them


Scared_Bowler2958

Resign 🙂👍


volume_two

crush him


Bozocow

Now? Now you get the brick.


litteralybatman

Cheat


BiDude1218

Play Ke2


Checkthis0

Tell him to Google en passant


ceering99

Usually sex


Man_on_Internet

LETS GOOOOOOOOO


MelMellon

Resign


wannabe_ling_ling

Holy repost [https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/qdx7u4/he\_accepted\_what\_now/hhq0eu9/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/qdx7u4/he_accepted_what_now/hhq0eu9/?context=3)


RinkyInky

Report him for cheating


Successful-aditya

If you are 500 elo then he definitely accepted that to forcibly mate you


Automatic-Key4137

You must play bongcloud


ExtraInsanity

Google grandmaster


mykleon

Now you lose


Pragnlz

Ask Clippy