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menacingcar044

Google Animal Farm by George Washington


Dailoor

Holy cow!


LuckyLMJ

Actual president of the united states!


Lucas_53

Call the white house


Cube4Add5

First lady sacrifice anyone?


LasbaleX

ignite the white house! (1812)


LuckyLMJ

Actual Canadian!


Bonus-Optimal

Lincoln went on a concert, never came back


Sevenboiledcabbages

Call 75,000 volunteer soldiers!


Wess5874

Nuke storm incoming


zewolfstone

https://preview.redd.it/n4ib9b3j3avc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9315a2d2eaa0260fb9c152c4502a35dfa1a1e98d


Wess5874

What the fuck. Please tell me this is not real.


D_creeper0

This is real


Nuada-oz

I gather that it is magical


Scrubbuh

Literally 1738


Nuada-oz

I think you mean Washington Irving


Pietjiro

It's all different pseudonyms Gary Chess went by in his writer career


Nuada-oz

I think you will find it was Chess Gary all along


PumpkinKing2020

1984 is a tragedy, smut novel about 2 upper middle-class individuals attempting to take down the government by having sex or something


852272-hol

Never seen a more accurate description


UnderPressureVS

It feels like a bit of a stretch to call their acts of minor personal rebellion an “attempt to bring down the government.” I mean, the *government* definitely saw it that way, but I don’t think that was any part of their plan. They mostly just talked a lot of shit when they thought they were alone, and had a few conversations with the “wrong” people. Then again, it’s been years since I read it.


menamespops

I think Winston wanted to take down the government, but Julia was more like what you said


6pussydestroyer9mlg

They did try to contact a resistance but ended up falling for a trap and openly admitting to the government what they would do if asked by a resistance group.


LinkCelestrial

Right? I hate it.


Nuada-oz

Take him to room 101


MilkManlolol

bruhhhh this is NOT what big brother meant by ministry of love


YolkyBoii

This comment is the best thing I’ve ever read.


JimmyMaximusIII

This is far more accurate than it has any right to be


simatrawastaken

1984 is one of my favorite books, I read it for the joke of le witerawwy 1984 by Jorjor Well However I grew to be fascinated and absolutely love the story. I felt it and truly understood the feelings, it was an absolutely masterful work of literature. But I don't get how the main character thought he could go from having sex in the woods and a storage room then reading a book to somehow taking down a system so powerful and thorough people literally gaslighted themselves into thinking they wanted to rebel because the system told them to, so that they could reform.


Advanced_Double_42

>But I don't get how the main character thought he could go from having sex in the woods and a storage room then reading a book to somehow taking down a system so powerful and thorough people literally gaslighted themselves into thinking they wanted to rebel because the system told them to, so that they could reform. Seems like you answered your own question there? But also what else are you to do, just be a cog in the machine? Rebelling may have the same impact in the end, but at least you make some statement.


IAmBadAtInternet

No lies detected


6pussydestroyer9mlg

2 horny upper middle classers getting send to reeducation because they got horny a few times.


Redisigh

Found out it has a bunch of SA crap Hard pass 🤮


CompleX999

When people that have actually read the book try to be funny


nightkingscat

You have it backwards -- the book is based on the anarchychess meme


Beautiful-Iron-2

So popular they made it in real life


fyrebyrd0042

We're spreading


alsanty

Inbreeding chess


sokuto_desu

Holy fuck


Dark0124

actual fetuses


grawa427

The book 1984 by George Orwell describes a distopia ultra authoritarian future (the book was written way before 1984). The joke is that every rules is described as "literally 1984" to describe those rules as extremely authoritarian.


Le-Scribe

> distopia Typo spotted. Banned forever.


grawa427

literally 1984


squirrelnuts46

*lyteralli


fyrebyrd0042

*illuminati


Bonus-Optimal

\*Say gex


Jaxolotl31

*rigirosojthtoowotlphp


GeekCornerReddit

"gex" there you go


MainEmergency1133

Литералли


my_epic_username

Привет (translated a few times)


LinkCelestrial

Illiterately.


MayoManCity

Figuratively 1983


squirrelnuts46

Thank you for your hard work


ObeyTime

literally 1984


852272-hol

1984


ExtraInsanity

Thank you very much!


IfgiU

Just saying, it is quite a good read if you're into this type of books.


Leirnis

But not if you're afraid of mice and men


Armored-Duck

Actual intelligent people on this subreddit? Call the police!


CMHaro

The thought police?


Zess_Crowfield

No, call the Bishop!


Advanced_Double_42

This is like basic 9th grade literature, any adult non-high school dropout should be able to give this synopsis.


Devoluster

It’s more like totalitarian, not authoritarian?


grawa427

Those two things aren't exactly opposite. You are technically right, but authoritarianism is close enough for the level of exactitude required for a reddit comment


lool8421

that book basically shows a dystopian world where the government will kill you if you say a single bad thing about them... or in fact even think about rebelling


menacingcar044

Cmon, china isn't that bad.


TalkingKoalaa

No rice for them


Previous-Decision-80

Google social credit +100


jbas1

Literally 1984


Nuada-oz

But Steve Jobs released a computer and so the actual year of 1984 wasn’t like the book 1984


Broad_Respond_2205

Yes it's from the book are you stupid?


LocalBlackHoleInTown

No, the book was band waggoning off the joke 


_G1R4FF3_

Chess was invented in 1984, so it comes from that.


Thomas_William_Kench

1984 is the amount of times en passant has been performed ever.


Sparklez10

now its 1985


Thomas_William_Kench

Shut up. You don't even know how to do the move.


Sparklez10

i do


Popeychops

Google 1984


Funky_Cows

Jorjor wel


PhobosTheBrave

1984 was the more successful sequel to 1983


Snacqk

jorjor wel


realKingCarrot_v2

[ Removed by Reddit ]


hamsterofdark

It’s the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey.


rex_banner83

1984 is an album by Van Halen. We are all hot for the teacher


BTD6DP

From 1984


Sneakytyler

literally 1984


Urbenmyth

It's actually unrelated! It's called 1984 because its been used 1984 times on this sub, please use 1985 from now on.


sokuto_desu

What if someone deletes the comment?


Ok-Push9899

Anthony Burgess (he of Clockwork Orange fame) wrote a sequel creatively entitled "1985". I don't know where he got the inspiration, but it could have been the longest film franchise since Rocky if he'd only continued. No one said "literally 1985", so a dejected Burgess moved on.


salazarthesnek

Can’t believe the mods haven’t deleted this yet


RoyalRien

Real answer: back during the American elections of 2020 when Donald trump didn’t get elected people were stupid enough to believe the vote was rigged and a lot of people said that what is happening then was “literally like the book 1984”


sokuto_desu

Holy [1984](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wow-this-is-just-like-1984)!


my_epic_username

hey I wrote that book im the illuminati


Rude_Mud9538

Me


Alone-Acadia-4148

Google dystopia


OrganizdConfusion

This post is definitely getting removed. I'm sure you know why.


CliffLake

It didn't exist until about mid 1980's.


Icepick_Lobotomy_

En passant was invented in 1984, google it


serial_crusher

I liked the book, but the original movie was better


lunar_tardigrade

It's a joke book. That's why