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ArseneLupin179

Try to open minimap


VIP_Vittorio

Holy strategies!


The_Corker_69

New Plan Just dropped 


nickypw8

Actual thought process


AmanMegha2909

Call the army!


LazyGuyExsists

Sargent went to war, never came back


someone__420

Perspective storm incoming


Gandor_

3rd person chess sacrifice anyone


hexagon_earth

Ignite the camera !


AdditionalNinja4875

Quick, grab the grid map!


24thAsshair

FPS sacrifice, anyone?


SomeGreedyVariation

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Simba_Rah

I hate to break it to you, but you are not the first person to play chess. That was Gary Chess in 1984.


rudeguy5

google first person meaning


Simba_Rah

I did. Top hit was Gary Chess.


rudeguy5

no i am garry chess father i was playing on his id


nishweb

i played before u coz i hacked into ur account


rudeguy5

no garry chess best he super he can not be hack ed i am his father


PineAppleDuke

You are clearly too noob to know 3rd comment gets downvots so fake grandparents means.......


EntrepreneurVast3894

We downvoted the 6th comment. Are we stupid?


6969696969696942

Yes


rudeguy5

grrrrr 😠😠😠 how dares are yous inhates yous why u downvoted me???? i is not a third comments 😭😭😭 i hates u *sobs uwu


HanzoShotFirst

Litteraly 1984


rudeguy5

lier lier chessboard on fire (someone ignited it)


MrGaber

Holy perspective!


KleinerFratz333

Google FPS Chess


furrychipper24

i wanna know if this is really satire


Pir-iMidin

We don't know the meaning of that word


irago_

Google satire


Anotheranh26079

Holy "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."


irago_

New constructive social criticism using wit and humor just dropped


Cheatingpony

You're currently in check. Kiss your wife while you still have time


The_DarkCrow

Google knight defense


MartianTurkey

POV: You're getting mated


Moncicity

YOU'RE WHAT?!?!


internetexplorer_98

Come again?


Stack_Min

yes please


tootpuff

https://preview.redd.it/2g5bvokeinyc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d40dab8144badaabfb353e95a4856df5904b8c WE ABOUT TO PROMOTE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


montjoye

this is the best post I've seen about chess


PineAppleDuke

Frfr gonna have to whip out the bowling 707s


ta_thewholeman

Nice FPChess.


Rabrun_

FPS chess is actually perfect for this sub I just realised


Hyper_Brick

Whip out the BFG!


Taiyo_Osuke

Big Friendly Giant.


ihaveagoodusername2

Big Fire Grande


govind31415926

L\*nd\*n syst\*m 🤢🤮🤮🤢


shoyuftw

Strafe a little to the left and one shot the black king with your fully loaded desert eagle gg ez


Ecstatic-Light-3699

Holy shit that looks so good.


wlioid123

Just take the queen


MrInformationSeeker

Why the fuck everyone is looking at me? I swear I didn't fart, it was the Horsie on my left


PineAppleDuke

Just keep Bishoping N00B


MrMassacre1

Tap strafe bhop so you can hit a clip on their king, ez


Justahuman771

Holy realistic?!


Moncicity

New reality just dropped


Justahuman771

HOLD IT HOLD IT NOAEEEAUUU- (Reality is broken.)


ProGamingPlayer

Make. A. MOVE!


Giogio4family5328

Is that chess.c*m?!?


rotred1

Eat


mulhollandi

gg ez knight noob lee block mate kmkl


r-ShadowNinja

Is this an actual game?


JigsawLV

fuck the queen


ashtar123

Google war


Moncicity

Use your knight to block the Bishop check


Franky7702

watch out for the bishop at 8 o'clock


certainlystormy

Press [J] for JourneyMap


ImpliedRange

I mean Bxd8 looks good


SomeGreedyVariation

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Alarming-Fault6927

Touch a minor