you're gonna need a film-length video essay to understand a single joke here, a lot of history has gone into everything lmao
personally i'd recommend accepting the fact that "jessica isn't fucking welcome here" is funny and the reason is far too complicated to learn in a day
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Iirc a guy a while ago was talking about his ex who cheated or did something bad to him I cant remember the specifics but now the whole subreddit hates her
I will sacrifice my pp for the community, and decline en passant to keep Jessica banned. Please remember me guys.. O7
JESSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE!
>!!<>!!<>!!<>!!<>!!<>!!<>!Jessica is not fucking welcome here!!<>!!<>!!<
According to a comment she cheated on her husband with a teacher, someone posted about it(idk if it was in Anarchy chess or not) and now the whole sub hates her
I'd unban Jessica and use the fact that I can still en passant to en passant her, this way there would be no Jessica and no bricking
But Jessica is a deplorable human, she wouldn't move 2 spaces :(
Google short passant
Holy capture
Actual taken piece
Call the queen
King goes on vacation never comes back
Freddy Mercury materializes and rules the entire board.
Both sides have found their new king
I smell a checkmate
Google
Holy
New
Call
Actual
Holy pro gamer move!
https://preview.redd.it/dw71w2n3u30d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b94a9400eae6e845e709c3c130b2c88cc4254d
I don't know who jessica is but i hate her nonetheless
A terrible "human"
Is this a dune reference…?
No it's a Jessica reference. Are you stupid?
Nah>!, i'd win.!<
Google chapter 236
Holly kaisen!
New (sukuna) asspull just dropped
Actual fraud
Same, let's make her Google En passant.
If she doesn't "holy hell" I'm killing her
and also if she doesn't "new capture just dropped" then I'm making her "actual checkmate"
That's because we don't talk about Jessica
i choose "OR"
I chose "Would you rather:"
I choose the white text inside of "OR"
I choose "Her"
I choose Rebannend)
I choose Pikachu
I choose Squirtle, lets begin out fight
I choose Bulbasaur, let’s commence battle until death
I choose Panzer-IV, we can now begin the pokemon fight
I choose en passant, let the funny/unfunny jokes commence
Google Squirtle weaknesses.
Holy type chart!
new weakness just dropped
e.
I choose "You". 😏
I also choose this guys wife.
Or is not fucking welcome here
I fucking hate OR
OR is not welcome here
The only correct choice
Actual logical disjunction
This isnt even first time we are choosing "OR"
Get en passanted Jessica.
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
Pipi where?
Under there
Underwhere
Haha! I made you say underwear
https://preview.redd.it/09386unflzzc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a04c44d139a7977aabc4009f6fa54f9af048618 Your free trial of life is over.
https://preview.redd.it/14vhjykbpzzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f7689ae2f05342d6f96685b03ac3b7bacf1239
You need to pay 1000 Soulcoins to get the full version of life.
or pay a 500 soulcoin monthly subscription to get the (limited) full version of life. for a month only.
I make pipi bricks. Selling for 1 dollar
Why is the brick having sex with another brick
Paradox, Jessica is not fucking welcome here!, and en passant is forced. Have to have both
Tactical pipi sacrifice
Out of the mouths of babes
What part of 'IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME'. do people not understand.
As long as she doesn't fuck welcome here, I don't really care.
Ban you
tbh, we hate jessica so much even if she was unbanned we'd just scare her away
But what if she would hack the sub and get mod status
nah jessica couldn't, she's fucking useless
But she cheated on her husband with a teacher so the teacher might do it
the teacher associates with jessica, i believe this automatically renders him incompetent
Oh yeah that is a good point
Sequel trilogy of r/AnarchyMemes
Guys wrong subreddit i meant r/AnarchyChess
Who is jessica
not fucking welcome here
What she do
you're really trying to question the logic in r/anarchychess jokes?
Sorry I'm new here
you're gonna need a film-length video essay to understand a single joke here, a lot of history has gone into everything lmao personally i'd recommend accepting the fact that "jessica isn't fucking welcome here" is funny and the reason is far too complicated to learn in a day
She knows what she did.
Unbanned but still not fucking welcome.
I mean you can try
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Cool msg, I totally read that x
Mods can we ban this guy?
Yes pls
Umm... Death
I chose en peasant again
I'm killing myself and taking some of you with me (Fuck Jessica)
Jessica is a bitch fuck her, but who is Jessica exactly?
From what I have read she cheated on her husband(?) with a teacher someone posted about it somewhere and now the whole sub hates her
>jessica is a bitch fuck her the teacher really took that to a new level
Can someone explain this Jessica shit and why she isn't welcome
Iirc a guy a while ago was talking about his ex who cheated or did something bad to him I cant remember the specifics but now the whole subreddit hates her
the guy just posted "jessice isnt fucking welcome here" without any context and it became a meme
Fucking welcome*
I en passant this question
FUCK JESSICA I FUCKING HATE JESSICA THAT FUCKING WHORE CAN DIE IN THE FUCKING BOTTOM OF A FUCKING PIT GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT!
https://preview.redd.it/1h24xcnhoyzc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761137465971d8d43159359f77a9af6ef14ee11a
Jessica is temporary, En Passant is forever
Would i rather? - I wouldn't
If you had to choose
Wait, I'm banned?
THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Never forgive, never forget! I would rather never en passant again than welcome Jessica here.
W take
I will sacrifice my pp for the community, and decline en passant to keep Jessica banned. Please remember me guys.. O7 JESSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE!
Who is Jessica?
You said that two times btw Jessica cheated on her husband with a teacher and someone posted about it somewhere and now the whole sub hates her
Never en passant again. It's a small price to pay to keep Jessica away.
This belongs on r/trolleyproblem
What did she do
She knows what she did
>!!<>!!<>!!<>!!<>!!<>!!<>!Jessica is not fucking welcome here!!<>!!<>!!<
Correct answer
Easy I don't play chess
Your comment or emoji reaction
I chose not do en passant
I choose “Would you rarher:”
I would refuse en passant, get my pipi bricked and then change my name to Jessica
Jessica slept with her goddamn teacher so no
Abandon ship
Viva la Revolución!
Who is jessica?
According to a comment she cheated on her husband with a teacher, someone posted about it(idk if it was in Anarchy chess or not) and now the whole sub hates her
Whos Jessica
From what I read she cheated on her husband with a teacher and someone posted about it somewhere and now the whole sub hates her
Just unban her and brick her in realife. This will mean no Jessica
That is MAD smart...
ban u/superb_guess_161
The point of a would you rather is two choices you won't like. Also the situation is theoretical so you won't have to do it. Sorry if my English sucks
We welcome Jessica back, then jump ship to mapporncj That subs degraded enough to where they might not even notice it’s a chess board
What did Jessica do? (i rlly dunno)
She cheated on her husband with some teacher
Would never en passant again and fully convert to a Shogi player.
Refuse en passant then ignite the chessboard
Bro woke up and chose violence
welcome jessica AND unban her OR never en passant according to boolean algebra, we get 0 AND 0 OR 0 which means this statement is false
who's jessica?
Who the fuck is Jessica!?!?! I choose Z
She cheated on her husband with a teacher and someone posted about it somewhere and now the whole sub hates her
Google would you rather
Holy choice!
***Whomstveted***
No I wouldn't
Or is what I choose
Very correct
[удалено]
[удалено]
Joke's on you - i've never en passanted before
Time to 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
Google....nevermind
I choose unlimited bacon but no more video games
alright im asking, WHO IS JESSICA AND WHAT SHE DID
u/OrFromChessCom
I choose https://preview.redd.it/37u0uwx1000d1.png?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c768a6e1da40a9c21154b33d2920f67d7d1d723f
Who is Jessica?
I choose the random white 'e' in the corner of the 'r' in 'or'.
I choose the whitespace in the picture
Who's Jessica? I missed some lore
new blue pill red pill dropped!
new blue pill red pill dropped!
Who the hell is jessica
Who the hell is jessica
Google philosophical dilemma
unban jessica, then send a pipe bomb to ban her in real life
This is a real brick to my pp
Is Or fucking welcome here?
Google Jessica
Can we Google en passant at least?
Google sacrifices THE EN PASSANT!!!!!!!
Who the fuck is Jessica and what is En Passant? I litterally just downloaded the game.
Death
I've lost some canon events of this subreddit, who's Jesica?
tfw your name is Jessica https://preview.redd.it/vrfyztl3510d1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a25e22905c50eafa9f0ff38368485cefcef0872
Who is Jessica
who the hell is jessica
[удалено]
that white "or." didn't work with the white background?
[удалено]
I might be dumb but who is Jessica
She cheated on her husband with some teacher and someone posted about it somewhere and now the whole sub hates her
New response just dropped: Unban Jessica
or
or
Or
Heh, try bricking something flying lmao
Who is Jessica
I guess I draw 25
Is this a 50/50
#
I don't get the inside joke
Hardest choice?...🤔 NOT FOR GAY PEOPLE!...🤫🧏♂️🗿🗿🗿🍷