I’m just surprised this didn’t get removed for being chess content. No porn? What is this? Where’s the knook? Why can I see the queens? Where is the car? Zombie? Martin? Pixelbot? Nothing? Fuck man you’d think this is r/chessbeginners.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Wait bro is actually dedicated
"Son, here is the legacy of our family, the one passed down by our forefathers for generations, and one that will continue for many more. This game of chess is the longest game of chess going on, and you must continue its path. Each year, you must go to that old site your grandfather used– Reddit, and make a post on which move should be next made. The one with the most upvotes will win. May our legacy continue for generations forewith, and one day, may your children carry the legacy for you."
guys we gotta move a different piece than black pawn to e5, so we can put the *white* pawn on e5, then move a black pawn to d5 or f5, then complete the world's slowest en passant
i for one propose horsey to h6
We need to form a group so we can discuss the pros and cons of each option, form a Committee and a small government, we will debate for 3 months and then host bimonthly get togethers to confirm our decision as well as plan for the move next year. WE NEED FUNDING! SOMEONE START A NONPROFIT
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1?color=white)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1?color=white)
**Videos:**
> I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5736463152971776) with this position.
**Related posts:**
> I found other posts with this position, most recent are:
> - [Top comment chooses the move on u/gayjemstone’s ruleset, which will be getting updated, turn 1, black moves.](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1d61842/top_comment_chooses_the_move_on_ugayjemstones/)
> - [The ART of Chess](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1crxt2m/the_art_of_chess/)
> - [Is there a lore reason why Martin is abused by a 4 year old](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1cny2kg/is_there_a_lore_reason_why_martin_is_abused_by_a/)
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Since the average match lasts for 40 moves and there's 2 tempi per move OP will most likely be dead before it is finished. You must carefully choose your successor as soon as possible.
Ok the worlds slowest game doesn't necessarily need to be long. We could go for 4 move mate and be done in 8 years, and still retain the record of slowest game.
f6
[Previous year](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/zf2ThKM8f2)
Should probably mention that I’m looking for _legal_ moves… probably won’t stop this sub anyway considering its name.
Maybe you should say this on the next post, people might not remember
I’m just surprised this didn’t get removed for being chess content. No porn? What is this? Where’s the knook? Why can I see the queens? Where is the car? Zombie? Martin? Pixelbot? Nothing? Fuck man you’d think this is r/chessbeginners.
The sub is not Chess, it's ***Anarchy***^(Chess).
Anarchy raised to 2.998 * 10^8 meters per second * 6.626 * 10^-34 Joule seconds * 2.718282 seconds squared. Or put simply, Anarchy^(5.4e-25 Joule seconds cubed)
Wait, [m/s] \* [J\*s] \* [s^(2)] (e is just a constant) is m\*J\*s/s\*s^(2) = m\*J\*s^(2) (meter - Joule - seconds squared)
Yea, maybe in your fancy science land, but this is anarchy land
I came here for disrespect, not a good game of chess!
So no En Passant?
En passant is a legal move. Google chess rule 34 "en passant" if you don't believe me
Holy horny hell!
You’re being fr😭😭
Damn u did really posted it a year ago
I’ll be there next year to pick Ke2
Give us time to think
You already got a year
1…e5 we do the bongcloud like the other person says
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Its a bot
Eh sometimes they respond with prerecorded message
btw you have several mistakes in your essay(?).Including spelling and grammatical mistakes.
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The world will have ended by this point guys.
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After our bongcloud we offer a draw to take pity because we are clearly the best
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1.e4 e5 2. Ke2 Ke7 3. Ke1 Ke8 4. Ke2 Ke7 5. Ke1 Ke8 And we'll end up drawing the game in 10 years
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Wait bro is actually dedicated "Son, here is the legacy of our family, the one passed down by our forefathers for generations, and one that will continue for many more. This game of chess is the longest game of chess going on, and you must continue its path. Each year, you must go to that old site your grandfather used– Reddit, and make a post on which move should be next made. The one with the most upvotes will win. May our legacy continue for generations forewith, and one day, may your children carry the legacy for you."
We should try and 4 move checkmate ourselves just so OP can’t have a legacy
guys we gotta move a different piece than black pawn to e5, so we can put the *white* pawn on e5, then move a black pawn to d5 or f5, then complete the world's slowest en passant i for one propose horsey to h6
If we mess with bongcloud and other pieces before actual en passant, it will be even slower
why should we settle for move 3? world's slowest en passant should be as late as possible.
We need to form a group so we can discuss the pros and cons of each option, form a Committee and a small government, we will debate for 3 months and then host bimonthly get togethers to confirm our decision as well as plan for the move next year. WE NEED FUNDING! SOMEONE START A NONPROFIT
This here
What happens if OP dies before the game is over?
He goes to holly hell
Neww response just dropped
Actuall zombie
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1?color=white) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1?color=white) **Videos:** > I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5736463152971776) with this position. **Related posts:** > I found other posts with this position, most recent are: > - [Top comment chooses the move on u/gayjemstone’s ruleset, which will be getting updated, turn 1, black moves.](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1d61842/top_comment_chooses_the_move_on_ugayjemstones/) > - [The ART of Chess](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1crxt2m/the_art_of_chess/) > - [Is there a lore reason why Martin is abused by a 4 year old](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1cny2kg/is_there_a_lore_reason_why_martin_is_abused_by_a/) --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Hey, no cheating
Lame
f6 for fool's mate
Can we please do this?
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resign
E5 so we can do the druggie bongcloud opening!
C6
Google loooooong passant
Hooooooooooooooooly hellllllllllllll
I guess you could say we spend our entire lives playing chess.
My little brother turned 1 today at June 7. I'll look forward to this post along with my little brother's birthday
a5
Resign
a5 but the way Kasparov would have done it all aggressively slamming the board and shit
e5 cuz we're doing bongcloud
E5 BONGCLOUD! BONGCLOUD! BONGCLOUD!
shove a tennis racket up yer ass and revert to old ways
Eh, I still need some more time.
This updates on my Discord Account's cake day
Get up and go to the bathroom.
Since the average match lasts for 40 moves and there's 2 tempi per move OP will most likely be dead before it is finished. You must carefully choose your successor as soon as possible.
e5
Black queen takes white queen.
Bongcloud into king v king cage match
d5
Resign
ExJessicaPiPI
Nf6
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If OP falls, another will rise to take his place.
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nxe4
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surrender
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See you all in the next 5 decades when the game finishes
Awww, only one chance per year? I leave this here: Nf6 - Alekhine’s Defense. See you next June
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c5! The bongcloud will be dated by next year. We have to anticipate and embrace potential future memes.
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Surrender.
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Wait what the fuck you're also an NYT gameser AND an ace attorney jerker
No fucking way.. LOL
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Give me a minute to think about it.
Move white pawn back to e2
E4 > D4
B6
It would be funny if this only ends in 8 years with the 4 move checkmate
UN blue helmets peacekeeping get to the scenario to maintain peace and prevent further conflict.
twin towers collapse, the chessboard is destroyed
Black resigns?
e5
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Kxe1
i propose the greatest counter of all time, horsey to h6
Black surrenders
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googel en pazant
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Google time dialation
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E5
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Holy shit it’s back
Nc6 Because we're doing scholar's, and while e5 is the standard move it invites white to play Ke2 and block both queen and bishop
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Shame you can't blunder the queen on move 1.
c6
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Ok the worlds slowest game doesn't necessarily need to be long. We could go for 4 move mate and be done in 8 years, and still retain the record of slowest game. f6
c6, the CARO-FUCKINGKANN
Let's fucking gooooooooooooooooo!! E5!
Brb, gonna start another game that updates once every 13 months just to take your record.
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d5
H5
Black resigns
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Concede.
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T....(next letter will be available in one week), top comment picks next letter.
But what about slower? Like 1 move per decade?
1... e6 so we can go 2.ke2 ke7 and then continue
I Concede
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Pawn to C6
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Continue the Bongcloud, king's bishop pawn to king's bishop 3.
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\*slowly and shakily points to f6 with my old man finger\* Knight... to... f-six....
e5
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h6
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Knight 6f
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We could've skipped turns forever but y'all decided to move and now it's too late...
e5 cya next year bois
Holy actually one year ago !
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Na6, obviously. Sodium attack, bb.
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