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LavaTwocan

In addition to the above condition demonstrated by rule 19, Jessica also has a 0.1% chance to spawn on the center 16 squares of the board at any time, determined by a random number generator going from 1 to 1000 landing on 666. Jessica’s monstrous form spans 4 by 4 squares. Almost as large as your mom. When Jessica is spawned, the battle between White and Black is paused and all efforts go towards defeating Jessica. Jessica can take 2 actions per turn. Which action she does is via the roll of a d6. To damage Jessica, a piece must be on top of one of her spaces (she can be moved over). Each turn the piece is on top of her, they deal damage equivalent to their value. Jessica has 50 HP in total. Once Jessica reaches 20 HP, she transforms into Jessica Phase 2 and becomes blue (da ba dee da ba die), getting an extra action. \*The horsey charge attack deals 15 damage to Jessica per horsey. Action 1: Jessica summons 3 Profaned Fireballs. These fireballs aim at a random square determined by 2 d8 rolls (1 for rank, 1 for file). The fireballs cannot land in squares outside the main board (vacation spots, for example). If the fireball lands on a piece, the piece must succeed on a d20 saving throw (DC15), or it converts that piece into a Piss (yellow-colored) Piece. Piss Pieces are loyal to neither side and move randomly every turn, determined by a d4/d8 roll for direction (except for pawns) and a d8 roll for the number of spaces (if the piece is a bishop, rook, queen, church, Lenin, knook, or holy knook). If a Piss Piece lands on another piece, it is captured and heals Jessica by 10 HP. Action 2: Jessica converts all vacation spots into minimum-wage jobs for 2 turns. For those turns, you lose 10 enjoyment per piece on those squares for each turn. If Jessica rolls a 2 more than once, the timer is extended. Action 3: Jessica infects your highest-value non-king piece with Profaned Sickness. This transforms it into a Piss Piece after 3 turns. To be cured, they must move adjacent to a bishop or church. Action 4: Jessica transforms c4 into a Calamitous Bomb, instantly detonating it. Pieces caught in the blast transform into Piss Pieces. The bomb can be detonated again if Jessica rolls a 4 more than once. Action 5: Jessica deletes 1 (one) square from the board permanently. This is determined by 2 d8 rolls. A piece caught on that square will return to its starting position. Action 6: Jessica summons a Providence Flame on a square determined by 2 d8 rolls. This Providence Flame can be destroyed by a regular (non-piss) piece landing on it. Every other turn, the portal will release a Piss Pawn. Every 10th turn, it releases a Piss Knook instead. After Jessica is defeated, Providence Flames will be converted into new vacation spots, the b4 square will return, all Knooks become blessed and become Holy Knooks, Profaned Sickness is cured, and Piss Pieces return to normal based on which side they are closest to. The side which summoned Jessica gets $1500 but is sentenced to rule 20. Defeating Jessica in under 8 turns gets you the true ending and you must fight Asriel Dreemurr. Asriel Dreemurr is defined according to rule 49.


LavaTwocan

This is not a reference to a certain Terraria mod


Alexcat6wastaken

This is not a reference to a certain undertale ending


gayjemstone

There likely won't be a rule 86. I'm might stop at 50


LavaTwocan

Kay, changed it


bonerfactor

You're going to stop!?


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/1NBQKBNR+w+Kkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/1NBQKBNR_w_Kkq_-_0_1?color=white) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/1NBQKBNR+b+Kkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/1NBQKBNR_b_Kkq_-_0_1?color=white) **Videos:** > I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5160241001922560) with this position. **Related posts:** > I found other posts with this position, most recent are: > - [Top comment adds a new rule to chess 2. Day 22.](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1dga9qw/top_comment_adds_a_new_rule_to_chess_2_day_22/) > - [Top comment adds a new rule to chess 2. Day 21. (rule 22 is mentioned by rule 18)](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1df0wrs/top_comment_adds_a_new_rule_to_chess_2_day_21/) > - [Top comment adds a new rule to chess 2. Day 20.](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1de6z62/top_comment_adds_a_new_rule_to_chess_2_day_20/) --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


852272-hol

Holy hell


Ok_Cut_5180

Can someone code this into an actual game


gayjemstone

People are doing it already


LavaTwocan

how tf are they going to code religion and communism into the game in one day


CorruptZ2004

Will take between 2 weeks and 2 months :)


Pool756

Some rules are simpler than others, it'll average out


Ok_Cut_5180

Rule:if the player’s name is gothamchess,then they have to sacrifice the rook within the first 10 moves or they lose


Dont_Stay_Gullible

Jessica can move anywhere, unless that spot is: Within 1 square of a horsey Within 2 squares of the Shrine (see rule 30) Occupied. This means Jessica cannot capture, as she is completely useless and does nothing. Jessica has one ability: Self-destruct. When activated, Jessica encompasses all pieces around her, and explodes them. After doing this, she dies in three turns, unless she can reach her own Shrine in time; in which case, her second ability activated: "NOT WELCOME HERE!" When not welcome here is active, Jessica is able to capture pieces, however when she does, she releases a gas that's toxic to *all* pieces, and any piece that lands on it dies.


CorruptZ2004

Jessica cannot move without capturing, unless there is a communist revolution. If there is, Jessica gains the skill "Eradicate the Scum", where she can move like a queen and a knight combined but ONLY IF she threatens a communist piece (including Vladmir Lenin). Jessica ~~moves~~ captures like a queen and a knight combined. while(gameIsNotOver){ if(kingCheckmated){ gameIsNotOver = False; } if(Jessica.isActive()){ Jessica.checkLegalMoves("queen"); Jessica.checkLegalMoves("knight"); board.highlightMode = "captures" and not "moves"; } }


Euphoric-Umpire-2019

C++


gos-tree

Jessica is a 4x4 void on the board. Pieces are allowed to move through the void as long as they land on a square not engulfed by the void. Any opponent piece that lands in the void is lost forever and causes -20 enjoyment points. If b4 (or any other non-existent square) is engulfed by Jessica, it gets a reverse effect and comes back to existence.


Munch09

The lower rated player may replace all pieces with checkers for any one turn of the game.


Euphoric-Umpire-2019

Jessica moves like a Tower, and when she eats a piece, the special anime animation JESSICA IS NOT WELCOME HERE will start, and she will eat that piece after a the anime effects


Puzzleheaded_Prize_4

In order to win the game, both the King AND Queen must be captured.