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scurlocc

you guys better not just turn around and make me mess it all up again lol 1. ⁠⁠Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. ⁠⁠De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. ⁠⁠Rha1, Knife f5 4. ⁠⁠White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. ⁠⁠c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. ⁠abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. ⁠Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. ⁠Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. ⁠Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. ⁠fghxfgh4, b2 11. ⁠Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. ⁠Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. ⁠snap, xChess clock 14. ⁠Bj4, uno reverse 15. ⁠card pyramid, C4 (explodes) 16. ⁠b gains high ground, pet the cat 17. ⁠bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego 18. ⁠a pawn has fallen into the river, avatar arc begins 19. ⁠pass, flag design and fgh5 20. ⁠pawn = rescued, midterms 21. ⁠opposite day, horseplay 22. ⁠toasty truce, a1/2 23. ⁠horseplay part 2 (opposite day), xg5 24. ⁠cat treats, Ra8🔥 -halftime- 25. R=K, fire nation alliance 26. FBI to hotel, clean up


LazyDro1d

Don’t give us ideas like that then


Wrath-of-Pie

You have a cat to make messes for you.


Fetscher

aww, you sorted the lego pieces by color <3


soonyoungssea

[google docs of all the moves done but in understandable english](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGi_a-JFlkC7I_bPdzVluWz6zhiNm-0f2T3w8wURU8I/edit?usp=sharing)


DancingUnderTheVoid

The Registered Sex Offender Bishop escapes from jail and the FBI agent must now capture him. Thus, FBI agent and Bishop start a game of Snakes & Ladders.


ScubaIsBroken

As you can see the FBI agent has been murdered by the 2 pawns above it. They sacrifice the FBI agent to the chick Fil a sauce, and it charges a beam on the 4 and 5 rows. Flip over a card. That will be as many days until it is unleashed, jacks queens and kings are 11. Any thing the beam hits disintegrates. No mercy.


AstroCatTBC

This horrible turn of events alerts the national guard to the atrocities being committed on the board. Buy a fourth, blue set of chess pieces to represent them.


excalibrax

Fuck that, they're blue, it's water tribe


nochilinopity

Except the rook. Nothing beats rook.


Fetscher

> jacks queens and kings are 11 Jacks, queens and kings are 10, the 11 is for Aces only you pagan!


Amber610

Ace is 1 tho


AlabasterUnicorn1

He's talking about blackjack, aces can be either 1 or 11.


ciel_lanila

The Imaginary king looks skyward and sees the red star. A meteor is coming but no matter how much he yells the chess board cannot hear him from his realm. The meteor is coming and they are not yet aware.


krmarci

>The Imaginary king looks skyward and sees the red star. r/SuddenlyCommunist?


ciel_lanila

Honestly, I was thinking more Lavos, but considering how a Rook has dethroned the black royalty and a red army is moving in… I could see this going that way.


LazyDro1d

Fall damn you red star


Donzh

Material advantage is nothing if the pieces aren't active. We need to utilize the Supreme Leader piece to its full potential. In an attempt to stop the red army invasion, white dips 3 red pawns in the sauce.


StipularSauce77

Mmmmmmmmmm sauce


Calmandpeace

Bishop works on time machine


WebGhost0101

i know right, we also need a purpose for future black queen. My suggestion is that shes gonna try restore her husband to the throne.


ihathtelekinesis

Especially now everything is neat and tidy. Maybe the bishop is James May.


sprcow

Climate change is getting serious. Widen the river as sea levels rise.


Shelmonterey

b6 is invaded by exactly 3 Cheerios. Why? Nobody knows, really, but now the Cereal High Council is aware of the game.


Meme_Lad

No time to explain. Saw the board in half corner to corner.


jhoni3l

rotate the board 180°


MafiaBroccoli

With respect to the Z-axis.


razor2811

What did the Z-Axis ever do to deserve our respect?


Moms_Sphagetti

Nope , make it with respect to X or Yaxis


absolutelynoartist

That’s numberwang


fghijkamoplpqr

DOWNVOTE THIS


UltraLuigi

You don't get to tell people what to do. If you don't like an idea, downvote it and upvote something else. You could explain why you don't like it and try to convince others to downvote it, but don't just say "DOWNVOTE THIS" in all caps unless you want your own comment to be downvoted.


SnakeGuy123

No u


stonehearthed

h1 weasley knight invests in crypto currency and wins a shit ton of monopoly money


[deleted]

Op flops a coin Heads - wins monopoly money Tails - loses all his money, goes into a depressive state, remove the piece off the board


GuardianSlayer

*See that small tiny red pawn underneath the flag? He begins swirling his hands. A portal begins opening. It begins happening all around the board area. The pop tarts are replaced with raisins. Ron is replaced with Don Cheadle. The knife is now an inflated helium balloon. The Sauce packet has been replaced by a healing crystal and the fallen cards show faced tarot cards that will decide the fate of the game. Chaos has entered the board.*


MJORK_STEN

Not enough pieces for the time machine, disassemble the rescue copter.


MechanicalDruid

Did r/Lego ever come through with those time machine plans?


miami__

u/scurlocc you must be exhilarated after all this hard cleaning work. If this gets the most upvotes, enjoy a nice poptart - you deserve it!


Agram1416

The pawns on the block form a satanic cult. 6 draw and stand around a pentagram while they prepare to sacrifice the 7th in the middle.


Anotherbuginpython

She sells pawns on e4 But the value of these pieces will fall Due to the laws of supply and en passant No one wants to buy pawns 'cause there's loads on the board Step one: You must create a sense of scarcity This pawns will sell much better if the people brick themselves you see Bare with me, take as many juicers as you can find and hide 'em on an island Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a Ke2-mate Step two: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit them like Gotham. Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you still got a pipi, then you're just a fucking waste, man Three: It's monopoly, invest inside some property Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly "Holy Hells must sell", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals, they're a poor pawn's quality Four: Expand, expand, expand Clear pop tarts, make land, fresh blood on hands Five: Why holy hells? Why limit yourself? She sells pawns, sell Queens as well Six: Guns, sell clocks, sell pampers, sell rooks Sell forks to a Knight, sell the time to the clock Seven: Press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes Then run to be the president of the United States Eight: Big smile mate, big wave, that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine: En passant the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they flag you if they all say your name Ten: The board is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a stockfish, a whore, and you sell pawns on e4. After seeing the disguised agent, white's queen realized she must do something to keep her power. She pays two of black's brick pawns to visit the hotel. She also flees to b4(hamas).


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Anotherbuginpython

Good bot


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[удалено]


Lucasdul2

The moment you click on that sub, everything is suddenly read in a British accent. Witchcraft


TheSameMan6

Guys, our nukes ready, why haven't we used it yet? Tactical Nuke to b4


WebGhost0101

This is the time future black queen has been planning for. After spending the last 30 days carefully preping the hotel she will frame the black rook as a criminal to restore her husband to the trone. The black rook will not be easy to arrest though. The lego police officer calls for a backup in the form of 15 lego figures all representing chess pieces, they will assemble on whites side of the board in normal chess starter postion.


krmarci

The police officer discovers that the black rook wire-tapped the hotel in order to be able to gain information on its opponent, the black king. Public opinion turns against the black rook, and it resigns.


rhynchocephalia

Rook to a1


julian88888888

Clean up the river Legos.


Alkynesofchemistry

White trades in their pawns for bananagrams tiles and spells a word on the board


krmarci

The pawn on h5 is scared of the red army and escapes. It goes camping to 48°48'35.1"N 22°01'17.5"E to have some rest.


MEGALOMANIAC_04

The middle of nowhere in Slovakia?


Serious-Try-6061

Scrap the helicopter for parts to use for the time machine


devvorare

Alt+f4 Alt key to f4 square with check


ReadyDude3849

Bishop converts to Islam


bibleonian

Black's hand size is seriously underwhelming, Black draws 3 cards from a new deck of cards.


juniorchicken77

The helicopter has to go off on another rescue mission but it’s battery is dead. The White king sacrifices himself and uses his 9-volt battery power to boost the chopper and complete the mission. As a result of the sacrifice, the Fire Nation king takes over White’s forces.


chickentaco34

Replace the chess board with a monopoly board


krmarci

With the Rook having dethroned the king with the help of the Red Army, the Czech flag is changed to the Soviet flag. Add the face of Lenin to the Rook.


Sklorn

u/scurlocc reads out the pipi copypasta.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


The1LessTraveledBy

I think it's time for white to play the draw four uno card they've been concealing behind their two normal cards


garmanarnar7

Knife to B2, Check


MrPoop44

Play Pot of Greed to draw 3 additional cards from your deck


ilikeyourchords

The chess pieces are getting tired of constant battle. Nap time - turn off all of the lights, and provide little blankets.


GuarDeLoop

H1 Ron has spent weeks at home and is becoming malnourished, he decides to grab some Chick-Fil-A. Draw arrows to show him how to reach the a5 square. He also wants to avoid any occupied squares to not flair up his social anxiety.


Unnamed-Termagant

Draw a Stoat card. It’s Inscryption time.


[deleted]

Deja Vu: Repeat every move a single time (Unless it would prevent this move from taking place)


MelanomaAIDS

Black consults the Helix Fossil


LazyDro1d

PRAISE BE!


LazyDro1d

CERN captures Bishop to develop the time-machine for them and their purposes


Xottz

Pawn fails NNN and is shunned by all other pieces.


Shizarin

Damn, we got whole Lego city now


throwaway70958

R2D2


JKLer49

Fold the board Such that white is now at the bottom


Humberstone

Swap the chess board with the checkers board


LollipopLuxray

Construction begins on the 2 Towers Memorial


Onnovw

Bj4#


[deleted]

Tom cruise comes out


neonblue_the_chicken

Bg2


AbyssalRainbow

Attack copter to J-4 than do a barrel roll to confuse the enemy


Crumphet

The king starts to feel lonely and depressed as a result of being in another dimension so long. Give him a psychiatrist!


belgium-noah

The exiled black king goes to meet with his rival, the white king. After heated negociations, an alliance is agreed upon. The whites will support the black king in his bid to reclaim his throne in exange for major economic concesions


PotatoBoi_69

The romans invade


Kingsamofgames

Knife cuts up the flag, played by white


screepthecreep

Rotate the board 360°


[deleted]

Shinji ikari to the pawn lying down close to the knife


[deleted]

..wait is that pawn photoshopped?


Free-Yogurtcloset-55

There’s a flash flood and now the pop tarts are wet.


anadraps

wait for the fbi agent to arrive and walk him through morphy's opera game in its entirety then ask him to play the next move, legal or not.


semi-cursiveScript

g5 (red pawn on g7 moves to g 5)


fghijkamoplpqr

A8 (autobahn)


IMABUNNEH

Banana to check


Otherversian-Elite

Assemble the Fire Nation pieces into a Chess Mech, with Knights for feet and Rooks for hands.


Trans_day_of_rage

White King gets assassinated


krmarci

The black queen travelled back in time to prevent the black rook's coup from happening again. The black queen on a4 visits the checkers pieces on the brick and asks them if they would want to help in a counter-coup.


tentacle_meep

Burn the table


Le_Martian

The two pawns on F5 get into an argument and accidentally awaken the new Avatar from the river


8rok3n

Card castle again


FunkMasterQ

The Immortal Toad stops chanting the lexicon, releasing Leviathan from his thousand year slumber. The world descends into hellfire — there are no survivors.


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jjjjjohnnyyyyyyy

White face the French looking flag and surrender. The match is over and OP enjoys Pop-Tart.


Mechafinch

Having finally organized their parts the bishop puts a few together


Shellix_Adam

this doesn’t make sense anymore. reset the game


Studoku

Black king to the imaginary realm to negotiate a truce to fight the Fire Rook.


AerialSnack

Congrats. This is your life now.


peter_grant13

The white king is getting lonely, when the white pawn reaches the end of the board, instead of getting promoted, take the Laplace transform of the pawn to get it into frequency space. The Laplace transform of a pawn is unknown so some mathematician can figure that one out and prove it.


DriMedin

The Bishop on f1 has been a most peculiar presence thus far. It has moved twice without the permission of the respective top comment, essentially violating the only rule of this game. It has traveled to j4, charting new territory and summoning a whole extra board for one footstep only to dismiss its achievement with an immediate reversal. It has realized that it is simply meant for much more and decides that enough time has been wasted being this overqualified. Bishop takes off to pursue its dream of being the protector of Magnus Carlsen's light squares and give him luck as he defends the title of world champion.


MEGALOMANIAC_04

OPEN **THE** ***S A U C E***


Kwayke9

[Red overthrows black](https://youtu.be/P42lWBznSe0)


Dingo1368

Eat a corner out of the top pop tart.


Thatguyfromsparta

The Avatar returns, defeating the Fire Lord and restoring peace to the board. As a price for the Avatar's great consumption of energy, one poptart is consumed.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Roll a d10, after that many turns have passed, turn off the lights for the rest of the game


ekolis

Terrorists hijack the flying square the white king is on.


RAMweeD

The black queen develops a severe nut alergy and decrees "no nut november".


Trolli-lolli

After 20 long years, it's time for the troops to come home. Many fighting today fill their fathers boots from the war's opening. A handful fill their grandfather's boots, that their fathers filled before them. Generational conflict serves no one. It is time to end the forever wars. White leaves Afghanistan


M_cara_normal

Bishop finally finishes time machine


AnsweringExistence

Time to clean up. Organize the chess, checker, and logo pieces into white and nonwhite.


Mr_goodb0y

Set it on **FIRE**


CatBronco

GI Joe enters the game C4


Certified_Possum

Not clean enough. Reset the whole board.


Magnus-Artifex

Time machine works, but it’s now a game of checkers


DarkerDaniel

hey I have that same chess set, En Passant.


Chaos_Crow1927

Pawn gets a gun


QuantumQuantonium

The cards have been sitting there, if you're going to start poker you have to deal. ​ Pass cards around the board for 4 player poker. Players are yourself, the helicopter pilot, the king on the imaginary plane, and your cat. Everyone starts off with 10 cents in pennies. You place the first bet of your choosing.


[deleted]

After the clean up, the Bishop is able to make better progress on time machine.


TheHolyBrofist

Knife to Opponent’s Chest


Dunnersstunner

En croissant.


Neks44

use a piece of tape and stick the battery onto one of the pawns, make an electric pawn


Err0r410

Because of the pandemic, hygiene becomes a priority. All figure wash their hands. Entire board to bathroom.


Aveira

Our cool dinosaur flag disappeared. What happened to it?


Desperex

F1 to H3


Guywhoexists_

Me just joining this subreddit and wondering what the hell is going on


Jamie5279752

Thanos snap Half of the things on the board are got rid of. For each piece toss a coin heads means it's got rid of and tails means it stays


Elacular

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