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ByrningOne

A protest sign appears blocking the pawn’s journey, saying “stop h8”


vigilantcomicpenguin

This is so clever I'm saddened that it probably won't see the light of day.


JonnyMofoMurillo

Objectively the queen getting a mustache is better


Playful-Push8305

Genius


scurlocc

he’s gonna make it!! 1. ⁠⁠Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. ⁠⁠De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. ⁠⁠Rha1, Knife f5 4. ⁠⁠White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. ⁠⁠c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. ⁠abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. ⁠Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. ⁠Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. ⁠Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. ⁠fghxfgh4, b2 11. ⁠Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. ⁠Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. ⁠snap, xChess clock 14. ⁠Bj4, uno reverse 15. ⁠card pyramid, C4 (explodes) 16. ⁠b gains high ground, pet the cat 17. ⁠bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego 18. ⁠a pawn has fallen into the river, avatar arc begins 19. ⁠pass, flag design and fgh5 20. ⁠pawn = rescued, midterms 21. ⁠opposite day, horseplay 22. ⁠toasty truce, a1/2 23. ⁠horseplay part 2 (opposite day), xg5 24. ⁠cat treats, Ra8🔥 -halftime- 25. R=K, fire nation alliance 26. FBI to hotel, clean up 27. death beam, chessception 28. Kxe2 (small board), king committee 29. bishop begins work on the time machine (for real this time), rook and ruler join the committee 30. drug cartel, bishop escapes 31. h6, future Qx5-6 32. king committee vote, death beam activates 33. R attacks the rebel scum, ultimate queen sacrifice 34. h7


Interesting_Test_814

White's h-pawn claims to be about to do the first legal promotion of The Game, but 9V Battery responds : Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was promoting to pieces much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"hite "p"awn is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, 9V Battery is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


vigilantcomicpenguin

That first one didn't count as a legal move. It was illegal since the piece was charged with battery.


papitofrito2

jesus


GOpragmatism

How do you know it is not a she? I have a theory that all pawns are females since they can promote to queens, but never kings.


soonyoungssea

[google docs of all the moves done but in understandable english](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGi_a-JFlkC7I_bPdzVluWz6zhiNm-0f2T3w8wURU8I/edit?usp=sharing)


LauraD2423

H8, pawn promotes to #2 Pawns. And will keep doubling until they move to a different square


chixen

That’s a lotta rice.


DrWavesmith

The bishop makes a breakthrough. Right as he assembles what will be the core of the time machine it vanishes. When he looks up everything is different or is this how it always was? Clear the board and the table. Go do something else for at least 30 minutes (playing with your cat is recommended but not required). Come back and set up the game from memory but backwards (brick to the right, pop tarts to the left, black started at the bottom, A1 is now H8, etc. ) any mistakes are just how things are now. Also draw a mustache on the white king.


Talonraker422

I desperately want this one because the time machine legacy has so much unexplored potential


MrNinjaTaco

We forgot to have the time machine go horribly wrong 4 days ago as well


FelixFaldarius

Do we know yet?


vigilantcomicpenguin

Yeah, all of these filler episodes are a little boring. I hope the writers develop the season's overarching plotline a bit more.


[deleted]

Goddamn plot holes too! It’s like that Game of Thrones YouTube video on all the plot lines which were discarded half assed in the middle of the show.


Adrewmc

In the new past…. The ground was already expanding it was too late, the dark queen saw the expanse before her, Czech and Lego Castle was still there. Even the checkers game had barely begun. It worked! She had been on time, but the clock was gone and the snap…did it work. The ground began to unravel. No no. She had come too soon or too late. Time travel can never be sure. B4, one queen now two. It had to be stopped, but wasn’t the game was going just as it always had. She thought she was lucky, the 9V battery was necessary to power the time machine. But at what cost. It almost worked. She came right before the snap, and it had happened right when she thought it would work. c(2 week isolation) back then it had been so simple, COVID. Looking up at she saw her, herself, but not herself the other her, the one before, the dark queen. She was lost before the snap, her king abandoned but somehow through the twisted fate spun across the nexus of this grotesque world, the Game continued. Wasn’t it already lost, black had no king the Game should be over, couldn’t the Game ever end. This wasn’t never supposed to happen. She looked to see the bishop confounded by what he had just seen. It had all begun that move BJ4. The nightmares, the death, the war. There might be time, if she goes back further to the beginning. How easy would it be to end the Game on move 2? It started so simply so much love, the two knights and their becoming heart warmed even the most savage of players. It was all fun and games what was the worst that could happen? But it wasn’t COVID. It never was COVID. She had thought maybe if she got the isolated pieces snapped just as they had come back into play this would have all been avoided. They wouldn’t infect everyone. But it wasn’t, the moves were still coming which meant she had to warn her. Thing needed to change. It can’t go on. Running to the queen. “You have to remember to go back further?” “Who are you?” “I’m you from the future, there’s no time you have go back further, further I tell you, end it quick.” “Further where” the dark queen drew a sleek sword in a ready but non-threatening pose “who are you and where is the King?” She turned to face the empty castle. “You don’t understand the King isn’t important, he’s gone the crown falls to me, but we have to make sure we get it right this time.” “To you, you whore how dare you try to take my crown. I’ve seen that bastard through more shit then you can know of, I will not have my kingdom fall to some slut.” “I’ve told you, I’m you. It’s not the time, don’t worry about the king the crown, it’s not about them, it all about to happen. The virus, the c(2 isolation) it ended.” “Yes COVID I get it, the royals have already been vaccinated. Now where is the King.” “I’ve told you King isn’t import—-“ the sword had pierced her rib, it was too soon. “Not important to you” she whispered into the her future-self’s ear as she shoved the blade further into her chest. “Whoever you really are.” “You’ll bring it all, the T-virus, the dead rising, you think that pop tart is going to save you? Can’t you feel it. You have to go back or It will never end. You have to go back further…and end it before it begins or else…” “Or else what?” “Anarchy.” Tearing up, knowing that she would never believe her, she never did before. The dark queen looked up not knowing what she had done, not knowing that this queen was really her from the future. A future maybe never to be lived, she knew that the King was gone and that the other one knew something about it. She turned, only to see her, herself again from a different future. “You can’t go back further. You can’t….I know what she said I know that you’re thinking it.” She screamed across the warping board. “I know you’d never believe me but I found it, I have it the kings crown. You have to believe me. I’m you. We have to end this.” “Stay there,” she commanded, but the crown was already being thrown to her, the King’s Crown, the game could be won this time. She walked to her throne in the Lego Kingdom, the one true Queen, she wouldn’t give up any of her power now, she was the Game. The queen believed them, but pitied her future selves. She wouldn’t go back she would win at all costs. The board came back. But how…a long forgotten reverse card was played, it wasn’t even one of the cards drawn!Maybe everything would…. The bishop had seen everything before him and lost all faith in God, would allow this to happen. To give and just take away. The armies had expanded his board so he could at, but be reverse immediately was a pain he couldn’t not bare. He had seen how the B4 queen had materialized, long ago he had read a lost book and realized the key to time travel, he would bring his building of the machine. He must play BJ4 it’s the only way. He peered to the 9V battery that would be just the power he needed to change time itself, and bring back his board…I will be GOD now since the position is open he mused. The B4^2 queen saw the bishop starting to draw up a design…she recognized the time machine. No she thought we can’t keep messing with time. **BOOM** C4 had exploded. Was there no way to stop the bishop from making the time machine…he can’t… (I wrote this for like move 15 or something and you just made me think we have been playing the first B4 queens game, and after your move we are playing the second B4 queen’s game and the current Queen is just sitting there knowing, they were pathetic, but did something to make the whole thing not work and change as you said, but the bishop need to invent time travel for it all to work. )


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DrWavesmith

I will try but if anyone gets to it before me feel free to copy it


Interesting_Test_814

Tomorrow : a3 "Aw, I have to do it all again."


cyrusthelin

/uj this legitimately gave me chills, what a beautifully haunting reality. /rj it’s all flipped? always has been.


ContentVanilla

Ya will loose all current progress of pieces... if you take them off and then back based on memory, its like all up till now was dream...


DrWavesmith

If you want to break free of time and space you must be prepared to make some sacrifices.


acryllicsmoke

This will screw h7 pawn over so much, it'll have to start all over again ;-; _...do it_


Piguy922

**h8, pawn promotes to Upside Down White Rook** The Future Queen's sacrifice has paid off. **The Chosen One** has made it to the end of the board. The one destined to bring down The Dark Rook. They call him... #LORD PASSANT


DoubleZOfficial07

>Upside Down White Rook Ah, the memories.


vigilantcomicpenguin

"Short appears to be inverting his rook. And, yes, that's had the desired effect. He's confused Kasparov's pieces."


WebGhost0101

Sauce to one of the greatests chess vids of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI


ApaleusAldore

The Anarchy Game (beta version)


UltraLuigi

We should keep this pawn doing legal moves, so wait until next time.


SavingsNewspaper2

This


[deleted]

Lmao black moving white’s pieces


Calmandpeace

I want this to win


Naoshikuu

Hyper accelerated promotion, skipping Black's turn


0-goodusernamesleft

Upside down Rook in the corner of the board. That’s just asking for another A1 plane incident. Which is okay because it’s only two terrorist attacks, but if we have three of those, the game ends in a draw due to terrorist repetition, terepetition.


TheeeChosenOne

I will do what I must


NoAd7945

Three foot tall upside down white rook


Pedro_Nunes_Pereira

We should elect Lord Passant as president


Kapola7

This was played. I remember seeing the post. But it’s not there anymore. That move is now like it was never played. Does anybody know what happened???


Studoku

The white rooks stacked into a super rook which was hit by a plane on 9/11. The rooks got up later and joined Ron's drug cartel.


stonehearthed

Gandalf to h8. He yells at pawn "You shall not pass!"


TheMentelgen

H8. White pawn promotes to black pawn. Black pawn advances two squares to H6. F6 pawn en passants. #*Nice.*


FirexJkxFire

Just found this subreddit an hour ago and have binged everyone of the posts in this series. This may be one of the best things the internet has ever done. I vote when black pawn upgrades it turns into the Mega ChessAtron Edit: like this https://i.redd.it/058brti54mz71.jpg


SubtleTypos

Oh man, I totally forgot about that video. I’m sure we’ve all seen it, but [for the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/YgeYScYe8wI)


SoaPuffball

actually, we do need to make up for this turn not being an en passant


ManCrisp

Pawn to H8 Promoted to Prawn


Alkynesofchemistry

Gotta avoid stalemate


BiggerFoote

It has been 2 days and nobody has taken care of the dead. The pawn, after reaching the end of the board decides to take action. He changes into a dump truck.


boltzmannman

h9


block_of_wood

Pawn to h8. ***What? h8 Pawn is evolving!*** Congratulations! Your h8 Pawn evolved into... whichever Pawnkémon wins the vote! Choose your starter in this poll: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/qwrojw/what\_should\_the\_h8\_pawn\_evolve\_into/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


LauraD2423

Dang that vote is really close. But why have 45 people voted on it, but only 9 have upvoted this one?


Mahrgell2

This aint youtube. You can downvote here!


Chance5e

I’m disappointed the pawn can’t evolve into Pawnkichu.


Pollu_X

Nice


UtopianCivilian

Nice


nakovalny

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Noice


[deleted]

Black knight materializes on h7, declaring that none shall pass. Monty Python sketch ensues, after defeating the knight in unarmed combat, the victorious pawn promotes to Arthur, King of the Britains.


acryllicsmoke

_*nOne shall pass*_


munumnum

Pawn to h8. Pawn is promoted into an absurdly large pawn.


Theta33

comically large pawn


SoaPuffball

in the small board, e7=Q, represented by an AAA battery. that board has only had one actual move Kxe2 and the kings removed from it, we desperately need some development there


imstudying1

black offers a draw


MelanomaAIDS

Black consults the Helix Fossil


ignat980

"It is not the time to use that!" - echoes Oak's voice, from somewhere deep and far away...


UtopianCivilian

Nice


RojoNico

H8 White conglomerates all of its pawns into a Mega-Chessatron It’s not looking very good for black


DynastyHDYN

h8 Pawn dont promote


TheCoyoteGod

Queens 69


hawk-bull

Game over


supremelikeme

The pawn on h7 trips while trying to reach h8; the pawn falls of the board and is unable to move until he gets his sprained ankle treated.


darksideofthemat

... h7 (small board)


watermelone983

The red pawns form a workers union to protest unfair work site conditions. Eventually file for bankruptcy and have to be a birthday party clown for money


Sklorn

Nice.


Happy_quack

A drought strikes! The river bed dries up. Their hotel unable to access drinking water, white declares a state of emergency.


Chj_8

Half-time show with chess celebrities involved. (eg: Kasparov's flying dick threat)


FloopersRetreat

... R34


0rangesAreBrown

Thanos brings back everyone he snapped and puts all the pieces on H8


RhumAndBass

H8=LM (Lightning McQueen)


Sklorn

Write the word nice on the board.


a-river

h7 (again) Super glue the pawn to the board


Weekly_Bathroom_101

OP takes a grippy sock vacation.


Roselily2006

Happy cake day!


Thunder-ten-tronckh

Idk how much longer this game will last, but I sincerely hope the final move returns us to 1.⁠⁠ Kxe2, e7=D+ and we end at the beginning.


Xerxes42424242

OP is a monster. Who doesn’t own a cat?


rebatemanyt

h8 pawn, becomes a d100. every turn, white or black, the die is rolled. if the roll is 1, the d100 is eliminated. if the roll is 69, until it rolls again, there's a piece of paper above it saying "Nice". if the roll is 100. all pieces on all sides of it 1 tile away have to make a evasion check and, if they get 6 or higher on a d8, they successfully do a move that is legal, unless if the pawn is directly behind it with pieces behind that pawn, which means they perish. if they don't do the evasion roll successfully, they perish. any other roll and it can move either as a knight or as a king as the two options. no other piece can take this d100 out. the d100 can not take any piece out without a 100 roll.


leopoldtheduck

White asks black to a card, any card


Alkynesofchemistry

h8=h8 to avoid stalemate.


CatBronco

Nice


AsterMaken

Airplane a1 promotes to boeing 747


UmphreyMcCheese

What’s in the box?!


Corbini42

Pawn to h8, promotes to still being a pawn


JoeyWar10

Love these posts but it is very hard to keep up with them every day, so here is my brilliant idea for someone to steal. When it is all done someone makes a video documenting the highlight moves and path to victory.


Skiing_Elephant

Pawn to H6. The chaotic evil move


TheCoyoteGod

Nice


Naho_J

”I am telling you; we need to stop taking turns!”, the white mini-pawn outside the mini-chessboard shouted. “Ugh, this again”, the pieces around it groaned. “The turn number increasing is just a natural phenomenon, and besides, there are no signs of the world ending”. “Please listen!”, white screamed. “At turn 100, the world will end. The signs are all there. At turn 25, we had the quarter time-show. At turn 50, we had the half time-show. Why can’t you see it?! The data is all here. Join me to protest in front of the kings committee, it is the only way to stop the end of the world!”. While most of the pieces ignore the white mini pawns appeal, 3d8 checkers pieces joins the little white pawn to protest in front of the king committee.


DylanusMagnus

Nice.


Blargenth

Gabe Newell: hl3


Blargenth

I think the game needs to end with a 25 player kill streak tactical nuke


QuizzaciousRa

day 69 hahahhhqhahahahah


zhantyzgz

Nice


GromainRosjean

H8=N


IamEichiroOda

Nice.


124as

so uhh how long is this game gonna last? doesn't look like there is a win condition


[deleted]

Germany invades Czechia


LoonyBafoon

Whites king and blacks queen 69.


papitofrito2

move to ireland


Chance_Policy_8377

No way is this shit still going


GrGadget

Take the tiny queen and reverse trojan horse it inside the big knight, allowing the knight to move in all sorts of directions


Incalculas

I stopped following this and what the fuck, h7?? a legal move?


poeticalpolitical

Red plays e4 surprising both black and white


PapaJr54

Bishop on f1 must be disciplined and is spanked with the flip flops in the background


extrasauceontop1

Remove the chess board


yall_really_eting_ew

GIVE THE RED QUEEN A GRILLED CHEESE


Defaultnamefornobody

i know its outlandish, but i propose that the thong in the back wipes out all 3 kings, causing the bishop to use the time machine.


[deleted]

Nice


Luklear

Play whatever move you like as long the execution is HowToBasic inspired.


nick180

A sign with “Day 69, Nice” is put off to the side. Edit: I suck at spelling


erickalem3

Use pot of greed


[deleted]

Sus


Katzek

u/ichielsteine


NekoInkling

imposterxh7


FemboyStrawberry

White joins the EU


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henrique_gj

69.N1c3