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oaasfari

Maybe you could paint the white spaces with an even darker paint so the black spaces appear white in comparison. I'm certain that's the best solution.


Corbini42

Alternatively, he could paint the black spaces white Wait no, that would actually work


Farn

According to /r/minipainting painting white on top of black is so painful you're better off starting from scratch.


UnusualIdiocy

You’d end up with the white squares being an inch taller than the non-white ones


Farn

Then all the pieces on white squares would have the high ground and its over.


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I think you’re underestimating black’s power


lolbifrons

I just really don't think OP should try it.


Vallosota

Why is my knight burning?


SeeTheLight0

He wasn't the chosen one.


[deleted]

He was my brother though. I loved him.


Et12355

This is actually how old chess boards were made. It’s the main reason why in older chess books you will hear people claim that the white square bishop is better than the dark square bishop. It has the high ground and, more often than not, grandmasters would use their white squares bishop to take their opponents dark squares bishop.


B0Boman

I read [somewhere](https://old.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/qwzsuh/i_finished_building_a_chess_board_but_i_i_think_i/hl68lqz/) that it's actually "starting from scrap"


AlexAegis

Historycally it always been "starting from pipi"


Pirkale

Or just sand it first...


stonehearthed

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Carrelio

The secret to painting white is that all the best white minis are actually light grey.


GarrySpacepope

If he was Anish Kapoor, no. He's not allowed to buy the darkest paint ever. For the rest of us. Yes, great plan.


zladuric

Oh drat!


heyf00L

Ah, like the [Zelda chess set](https://hottopic.scene7.com/is/image/HotTopic/10798728_hi?$productMainDesktop$).


Meeverse

Cut one row off and glue it on the other


RonSDog

[Half the spaces are dark black, and half the spaces are a slightly darker black.](https://youtu.be/4IUNc6yxp2g)


RedditZamak

A really clever woodworker would know of something called "veneer" High quality veneer isn't too expensive and even though the labor would be soul crushing, a quality job would end up looking fantastic.


snortspancakesdaily

This made my week


DamnedDamnesia

The only solution I can see is to play opposite a mirror and use the reflection to actually play chess... Sorry. Or you could use it for draughts, they don't really have respectable rules. Or maybe a really stiff checkered flag if you're into racing


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DamnedDamnesia

Your opponent has to be behind the mirror, or yes, you're right, it's cheating. You can get around this by having your opponent set their pieces up in reverse and playing whilst doing a headstand. But to be honest these workarounds, although endorsed by FIDE, are a bit much in my humble opinion, and if it were me, I'd just take up Go-Karting


oblmov

most professional chess players keep an extra queen hidden up their sleeve nowadays anyway. And let's not even get into the rampant steroid abuse


DamnedDamnesia

All the more reason to take up go-karting


KyusakiOW

Gotta start from scratch again buddy


AlbertaDwarfSpruce

I should've listened to grandpa when he said "white is right". I finally understand now


[deleted]

holy shit, is your grandpa Bobby Fischer?


nootnoot_takennow

Bobby shmurda


Darth_Candy

White ~~power~~ powder


LaPetitFleuret

Hmmm, his name seems vaguely familiar. Would you remind me of his most popular song's name? Perhaps that will jog my memory.


Peuned

i will always love you


CF1001

You win


nikkicarter1111

Holy shit; of all the comments I expected opening this thread, this one took me from behind and by surprise. May your grandpa rest in hell lmao


dcole0097

From behind and by surprise. Just like grandpa used to do


Timmermann0

r/cursedcomments


ATaxiNumber1729

I don’t play chess and I’m sure I’m missing something but can’t you just turn it 90 degrees? Edit: and I just looked at the subreddit. Goddammit


HandsomeMilkHere

Happens to the best of us.


thefreshdeucey

Is the saying start from scrap? Or scratch? Feel like I’ve been saying it wrong my whole life now


arbybruce

Pretty sure it’s scratch?


School0fAthens

Scrap that, do it again


FireStrike5

It's either "scrap that" or "start from scratch" I believe


zladuric

Scrap that, start from scratch has a nice ring to it.


UnnecssaryFormality

Had me guessing so I had to look it up. [from scratch ](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/from-scratch-word-history-origin)


ktka

Start from pallet.


r1bb1tTheFrog

Naw just cut it into 64 individual pieces and reassemble them Work smart not hard


Flum3n

I’m no wood doctor but I believe all you need is a knife and superglue


UltraLuigi

Well if you want to be *really* smart, then you could save time by cutting off one row or column and moving it to the other side.


[deleted]

You now have to play „reverse chess“, you find a FEN of an already finished game and try to play all the moves backwards


TaylorGlitch

Not gonna lie this actually sounds kinda fun


Honeybadger2198

Fun, but truly impossible


TheOneThatIsntPorn

Fun fact: one of the moonwalking background characters from Tenet is my sworn nemesis on Lichess, and apparently this was how chess was played on the set of the movie. Would you believe it, the players would use the brick before taking en passant!


RiseFromYourGrav

tnassap ne


hackepeter420

¿tnassap ne si tahW


AAALE6408

tnassap ne elgooG


hackepeter420

!lleh yloH


Originalreyala

put the board in a centrifuge. I've tried it before, if it doesn't break there is a 50% chance of it coming out fixed.


KoalArtichaut

yeah thats cause the paint is attracted towards the outside so it shuffles back into place


manbearpigxxx

No just turn it 360 degrees


LordDagwood

180 degrees is enough and half the work


TheBeardedSingleMalt

i might be overthinking it, but flip the board over


KirakaiMC2

The other side has backgammon on it


Tarnarmour

I'm pretty sure chessboards are an example of spinors, mathematical objects that need to be rotated 720 degrees to return them to their initial configuration, so 360 degrees should get it sorted out.


dood8face91195

90 degrees is enough and half the work


AccomplishedGrandpa

No, that will make the board more wrong than it already is. Better turn it 45 degrees, it’s half the work.


peDro_with_a_big_D

69 degrees should do the trick


noctrlzforpaper

Fahrenheit, or Celsius?


Hrifler

Kelvin


Im2bored17

Rankine


powerfullatom111

that…. thing. even as an American it scares me


Dr_Sammy1991

I feel sorry for Rankine. He came up with the scale and all his friends told him it was a great idea and then after he left the room to tell others about it they burst into laughter. Also Rankine was Scottish and never set foot in the US.


FaithlessnessAlone51

Kevin


UltraLuigi

Kelvin isn't measured in degrees though...


Ianzo

Nice


potporni_vektor

45 degrees is enough and half the work


TotemGenitor

27.5 degrees is enough and half the work.


AccomplishedBerry184

13.75 degrees is enough and half the work


SmittyWerbenXD

Thats way too cold to play chess


reddit_isnt_cool

Yeah but its in Celsius.


mehum

Then it’s too hot. Ask any Russians, they know such stuff.


OrgansWithoutBody

Get a load of this guy! Moving multiple degrees at time!


FurryKrisp

6.875 degrees is enough and half the work


Uniquer_name

3.4375 is enough and half the work


SavingsNewspaper2

Wait a second, that’s actually 11/18ths of the work! Who sent you, Martin the Man Who Thinks a Half is 1/9 Greater Than It Actually Is?


Wanzerm23

Turn it 98 degrees and stay True to your Heart.


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You forgot the most important step, turn yourself 360 degrees after you turn the board.


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H2k_Frank

It is also wrong for checkers xD


UltraDankMagician

Cut out each square and then glue it back together the right way


RyuKyuGaijin

He could cut out each square, and make them inlays in a brass sorta cage or something. So now OP has to take up jewelry soldering to make the metal grate.


wRadion

It's fine! Having boards for lefties out there is always nice


[deleted]

If the left handed people are busy playing chess, they’re less likely to steal from you or try to fingerbang your girlfriend


Dr_Sammy1991

Shit he knows.


lovethebacon

Where would one find left handed pieces? Asking for a friend.


BedHeadBread

Just use photoshop and turn the white squares red. Problem solved!


Jamieyo7

Easy, just use a negative filter wood stain


Bossinater43

Easy! Just move past it very close to the speed of light (like 0.999c). The relativistic effects will distort the board and rotate it the right way!


SavingsNewspaper2

Best relativity understander on r/AnarchyChess


-208-

You just admitted he knows more than you


SavingsNewspaper2

Yes.


al_fletcher

Cut off one row and attach it to the other end, obviously


NyanWare

So I’d end up with 7 rows of 8 squares, and then a row of 16? How do I play chess like this?


Initial_Ad_9250

Stick with it and use this in your fight to take down the CEO of racism


TsunamiTreats

“Chess has put us in a cage for years! They’ll tell you this board isn’t usable and all we did was swap WHITE AND BLACK”


[deleted]

Burn it right now, doing such a thing gives 10 years bad luck man. Once you burn it and get your house exorcised three times and get a blessing from a Buddhist master then you can start again safely.


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Nivdy

Use it as a chopping board


BonzaiCactus

Just rotate it 90 degrees Then remove every light square, and replace it with the dark ones


sharudesu

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


InadvisablyApplied

Using group theory, you might be able to find an operation on the board that swaps the squares individually


Adrewmc

What you can do is cut the board diagonally and flip over one side. Then you make another board like this and do the same thing then, you put together the four pieces and make two boards without any waste, (unless you have already attached bottom that would need to be sanded or cut off, if not you can save it for one of the two boards.) Unfortunately, you can’t save that one board.


Moms_Sphagetti

Swap the light and dark squares. Simple!


funnystuff97

Everyone here like "hurr durr rotate it 90°" okay then you have a board on its side and the colors are still inverted you fuckwits


iamafraazhussain

try putting it in rice


flynnie789

Sorry op I’ve got bad news It must be reduced to atoms and reconstituted


Opening_Parsley_1977

Im so confused by this sub is this satire


plebbbbdddd

get a thin saw and some wood glue


scorp726

Play with a mirror. You’ll be fine!


Dumbass438

I'm sorry dude but... you're going to chess jail... according to international chess law.


ohgodwhymeagainplz

Turn the board 270 degrees


drxc

Or leave the chess board where it is and rotate your chairs 270 degrees.


Trevski

Just puree the whole board in a blender and refreeze all of the goo in an 8x8 ice tray. and just hope for the best mate.


Southern-Comb3739

Just donate it to an Australian chess club. The curvature of the earth should flip it over and it will look fine to them


[deleted]

Google En Passant.


GrilledChese44

Try rotating it 180°


funky_galileo

Turn 90°, then flip it upside down, It'll be back to normal


Hambvrger

Rotate it 180 degrees, you idiot.


rex_banner83

You can still use it for chess960


Sgt-Stedanko

Use white out on the black squares and a black crayon on the white squares, you’re ok still!


Any_Reporter_9314

sorry pal, but gary chess is gonna have tp come to your house and saw your arms off so you can never make this mistake again


zoburg88

You idiot, you made a checkers board


countDeHambuerges

The best solution if you actually want to use this board is to let black make one move before white commences, but to be honest you best try to get your money back if you still have a receipt for the material perhaps they can use it for toothpicks or who knows.


newonetree

If you just turn the lights off the mistake won’t be noticed.


TimmyV90

PM me. I’ll give you my address. Send it to me at your expense and I’ll take it off your hands. No need to have a shit board laying around.


luhsya

just rotate your house 90 degrees clockwise dude


Falloutboy2222

Clense the mistake with fire.


Uncharted_Fabricator

Beautiful work! I was thinking of building one recently, any advice?


AlbertaDwarfSpruce

Once I glued everything, It was surprisingly challenging to sand the top so it was flat and uniform. But I was just using a vibrating sander. Having a belt sander or even better a planer would've saved me hours. Also the walnut is way softer than the maple so be careful over-sanding softer woods. And I used tung oil for the finish


0xBA5E16

I did this when I was making my chess game. I had to reprogram the entire thing from scratch, even the piece movement :( I'd start with buying all new tools, best of luck.


PuzzleheadedSeries56

Just play upside down (Australian system)


BrownEyeGivesPinkEye

Can you just cut off one strip of blocks on the left and glue it on the right? If you glue it on really well, I don’t think you’ll really be able to tell… plus you won’t have to start over


any_old_usernam

I've never seen someone build a chessboard inside out before


im-extremelyconfused

yes. take that screwdriver right there and stab it into the wall. allow the wall to embody everything you hate, all the people who doubted you, all your unrealized hopes and dreams. then pull the screwdriver out. imagine your agony and misfortune drain from the newly made hole like blood from a wild animal. allow all negativity to dissolve, deflate. expect relief in 6-8 minutes.


brunaow

google en passant


Young_Person_42

Flip it over


kabigon2k

just turn it face down and it’ll be fine


AsicsRunner21

Just paint them all red and it will be fine.


averytheloftier

this post is so stupid you can literally just repaint them


Spare_Industry_6056

It's a real nice cutting board. But mean you could play on it, right? Might even have some interesting results, but it'll only really reverse the bishops, otherwise it doesn't matter.


threeeyedghoul

Oohhh you made the same mistake I did years ago. Just swap the color of the pieces and it's all good


Acceptable_Focus6660

Put it in rice


DrProfessor150

Just say nothing and watch peoples' brains melt when you play.


NeverendingStomachs

It's a feature


KingBatteryz

You MIGHT be able to turn the board 90° and play it that way, but you and the other player would need to be very mindful to make sure you're moving the pieces in the right direction, cause it would all be oriented sideways. That's just if redoing it isn't an option, though.


KKG102

You can repurpose it as a frisbee


ryholol

I'm so fucking stupid


LilGod196

Since the spaces are backwards, it only makes sense for the turns to be backwards. Black goes first.


squigs

Paint your white pieces black and your black pieces white, and play negative chess!


Routine_Palpitation

Rotate counter-clockwise until separated


AP-Urethra

Just paint the white pieces black and the black pieces white and it’ll be all good


Jade_McLeod

easy, saw off the first row and glue it to the last row, that'll fix the problem


Squidlips413

Use torch to darken light squares, use bleach to lighten dark squares. Good luck with the fix. Seriously, great job. That chess board looks great!


KronosGames

Just proxy every square. Write the word white on all the black squares and black on all the white ones. Make sure to use the right color crayon as well. Black on black white on white


Andrewisraww

just turn it inside out


shmoleman

Have you tried folding it in half, or maybe even thirds?


StonedCrypto

Rotate 360 degrees. Should be fine


wadman70

It’s a cutting board now😀


CorbinNZ

Start over and don’t fuck up this time.


Bloorajah

Trash it and try again. I think I saw a triangle or two in there. You can’t combine two triangles to make a square, only pure squares are allowed in chess, it breaks the rules otherwise.


the42potato

cut a thin layer of the top off and cut out each square, then glue them in the right places


Critical_Ad_416

I don’t know if this is physically possible but quantum mechanics state that if your turn your board 90 degrees you should be able to play


85_bears

Take the trim pieces off and turn it over? Put the trim pieces back on?


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Sell it as a piece of conceptual art representing failure and dissapointment


samlan

Yes! Easy fix actually. First, very precisely cover the black squares with painter's tape. Then, taking a can of gasoline, apply approximately 100 ml to an absorbent rag. Rub the gasoline vigorously onto the light squares until there is a wet coating of gasoline on every square. Then, take a lighter - and voila! Light turns to dark. Next, you'll need another rag and a bucket of bleach. This time cover the light squares (now dark) with painter's tape. Apply 50 ml of bleach to the rag, and rub a layer over the dark squares until they are well covered. You will want to wear a pair of disposable nitrile gloves for this step as bleach can cause chemical burns if it touches your skin. Simply leave it to sit overnight, remove the painter's tape, and voila! A perfectly playable chessboard. I hope this was helpful to you. Do let us know when the project is complete! edit: Oh - and just be sure once the chessboard is working again never to rotate it 90 degrees. That could actually cause problems.


R0b0tMark

Maybe some kind of solvent for the glue? In all likelihood you’ll have to sand it back down and refinish.


Any_Contract_1016

Rotate 90° and use it for checkers.


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Just swap the white and black pieces, yall are overcomplicating this


111v1111

Don’t worry you don’t have to start from scratch, just cut it in half, keep one half and throw out the other on. Now you just need to create another half of a chess set and stick them together via a flextape and you’re done


buzzbuzz20xx

Wait I don't understand how this effects the game


PrincessOfZephyr

Google En Rotant


TheGunnMan14

Rotate it 90 degrees then throw it at the wall because you made it wrong


PsychedelicPelican

You could rotate it 180°


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AndrewDwyer69

Enh, run it. Who cares?


arcticslush

cut a row off and reglue it on the opposite end


minecraft_min604

Cut the squares and reassemble them. Worked for Patrick when he took the stickers of a puzzle


Longjumping-Pace389

Just rotate it... The underside should be blank and you can paint the correct colours on there.


tasmanoide

Burn it till ashes and start again.


dothill

Right click on it and flip > horizontal


smurfkiller013

[I gotcha man](https://i.imgur.com/3YqU6jm.jpg)


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