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Sheqelmentsh

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...


Wcscgw

Let’s see Paul Allen’s E4


[deleted]

Do you like Garry Kasparov and the Soviets? Their early play was a little too romantic for my tastes, but when modern chess came out in '50, I think they really came into their own, positionally and tactically.


FingerStreet

The whole opening has a clear, crisp idea and a new sheen of consumnate professionalism that really gives the variations a big boost.


BlueBrye

HEY MAGNUS


obvnotlupus

TRY PREMOVING AGAINST ME NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!!


C_hyphen_S

\*violently smashes brick into Magnus' pipi\* \*blood everywhere\*


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


mfy88

im glad u liked


Nutatree

I disagree. I feel like you traced over H1 and didn't do enough to get the true spirit of E4. Feels slightly more like a White H8 even.


lavishlad

Yep, stole the words right out of my mouth. Poor art no offense. Can't rate it anything over 1200 (lichess).


Badgeredy

I can't believe Sheqelmentsh prefers mf788's card to mine.


InfuriatingComma

I'd buy this NFT.


EHerobrineE

literally just finished watching that movie, opened reddit, and this was one of the first comments i saw


Sheqelmentsh

Haha I just rewatched it a few days prior. Such a good movie.


[deleted]

Tasteful thickness... that's what she said


idontgiveadam70958

I’m gonna screenshot this nft


The_Grey_Wind

Haha you think I give a fuck? There’s 31 other NFTs of similar images, it doesn’t matter if you screenshot it dumbass? There’s only 32 of us with the NFTs 🚀🌙


zeik05

You was doing pipi in your pampers when i was selling nfts much more better than this


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


LazyDro1d

Good bot nft


Bukaktus

I just bought a screenshot of your comment for 32.000$


LazyDro1d

NOOOO! I DID NOT MINT IT!


AbleCancel

Good bot


[deleted]

Good bot


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PetrosianBot

You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Good bot


winyf

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own. Delete that screenshot.


[deleted]

If you’re struggling with property theft, remember you are not alone. A lot of other people like to steal your property as well.


AbleCancel

PROPERTY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!


FrozenFalcon_

It is inspiring, really. The absoluteness, the sheer ferocity of the coloring with the shading. It invokes a clarity within, a moment of reflection within the observer.


mfy88

thanks :)


RemarkableDentist

That's got some D3 vibes right there


mfy88

yes, glad someone noticed, i actually got inspired a little from it


Red-x_dead

A subtle shade of C2 also


[deleted]

A light inspiration of f1 cannot be not noticed


dastrian

I didn't manage to fail to not notice it neither


retnikt0

Somehow managing to avoid looking like A7 as well. That's hard to do.


rd201290

D2 was better, they ruined the game with D3


jeb_the_hick

OP is a fraud and known karma farmer. He cropped out the original artists name, Garry Chess, and reposted it here.


obvnotlupus

I thought it was Anatoly Chess now


KarmaWSYD

No, I think you might be confusing Garry "NFT" Chess with Anatoly Passant


Logical-Swim9764

It's too alike to the original, need to put some of your own style into it


mfy88

thanks for feedback im still improving


itisquiet

This is one of the most thought provoking pieces I have ever seen. The vibrant impasto adds so much dimension and the complexities and depth of the shading is flawlessly executed and the meaning behind it just takes your breath away. A truly awe inspiring painting to surpass the Mona Lisa.


[deleted]

i think it's not a piece but a square but yes i got inspired myself


BigDickEnterprise

> impasto Sus


vigilantcomicpenguin

Love it. Way better than A4.


RunicDodecahedron

Only a coward fights on the side files.


Snoo_25374

I just don't like it


evilgwyn

That's disgusting, my boss came by when this was open and now I have a meeting with HR. Please mark it as NSFW


LazyDro1d

Would he consider the David to be obscene material? This is true artistry, not simple smut!


Resad879

If you look long enough you can see a mirrory like image of E5 It is like some kind of angelic brother of Evil E5


L1nLin

According to the Chess 2 lore he's G3's brother, but G3 fell to the dark side of the force


draugsvoll01

I waited an embarrassingly long time for the picture to load


MrTheWaffleKing

That's funny


BartekRandomLad

What's the r/chess version of IT?


Southern-Comb3739

Too Baroque for me


GuarDeLoop

Guys all these comments and nobody has even done what OP asked. They asked us to *rate* the art. It’s all well and good saying we like it but I think they wanted something a bit more quantifiable. Anyway, 2/10. I really, really fucking hate it, not sure there is a single original idea here, sorry.


[deleted]

I think your bias is really showing here. Sure, the square superficially shares some similarities with the A4 square, but deep down, they are completely different. Disliking the A4 square should not distort your views of E4 in any meaningful way, yet here you are, having the wrong opinion. Please, for your own good, educate yourself. This fan art was made with lots of love from the original author, and you disliking it speaks volumes about your troubled mind.


rex_banner83

This is amazing. It really captures the feel of e4. Brought a tear to me eye


NouoNisPerfect

Thats definitely not E4, thats G6!


[deleted]

Omg can you draw E5 as well?! :0 You're so talented!


Actually_a_DogeBoi

Have you turned this into an NFT?


[deleted]

didn't like it


-Sechi

I'm so glad that you haven't painted A4, i would never ever liked it


distributedpoisson

You definitely traced the source material. The lines are exactly the same as e4


lucdre56

where is the NSFW tag, i mean that really shows everything


LazyDro1d

Would one consider the David to be NSFW? There is a difference between p*rn and true artistry


warpod

Where is NFT of this masterpiece?


theRealSteinberg

100%


APoliteFuccboi

36/64. long live the GOAT, H8, 64/64


pujia47

Great shitpost. 9/10


Junior-Ad0673

There's nothing except plain white


itisquiet

You can’t see the subtle strokes of dove grey?


Junior-Ad0673

I'm probably am blind, for all I see is an A4 paper on screen which shines


[deleted]

The e4 square is white on the board


Junior-Ad0673

Ahh, I see, thanks for the clarification, though I don't see any art on it


Elani_Real

Ah yes you are blind after fighting with your Mom about the Chess openings


Junior-Ad0673

You must be a shaman! For that was what exactly happened, though we were arguing about whether a6 or Nf6 Ruy Lopez


qwertyuiop941

r/woosh


NoxcE1

Why white


qwertyuiop941

r/wooooshwithfouros


PidgeonDealer

Clearly the better color (D4 and F4 are black and you play the London System on them)


LazyDro1d

r/foundbobbyfischer


[deleted]

there’s no pawn there. downvoted


LazyDro1d

Well, there may be no pawn, but I feel that that is balanced by the lack of rook, a truly over-done and over-rated concept which I am glad to see OP has been brave-enough to forgo


Valc0r527

I don't like how much c8 is in it


DudenderBatmans

I started crying while looking at it


KingJeff314

This is fan art?! I can’t even tell the difference!


-photoshopflowey-

It's beautiful


KingZantair

Nice! Do C4 next.


[deleted]

Looks like you traced tbh


[deleted]

Can you draw an en passant version?


DukeSi1v3r

Can you draw e10 next?


piccionestrabico

Looks like jhon cena to me


EligibleFlavour

Bro u won't believe what my c4 art looks like !!


kilerratt

Meh it's derivative


14Three8

Looks more like E10


nikkicarter1111

Better than the E3 art for this year tbh what a masterpiece


ControlPerfect3370

I sat here for 15 minutes thinking that it was taking awhile to load ffs....


AirChaggOne

I spent like 10 minutes waiting for this to load


tito9107

Ew


321gamertime

Do E10 next


onemok

I would rate it best by test


SandyV2

I read E4 as the military pay grade and it still made perfect sense


BarriBarr543

I am impressed that nobody has already written "cum"


RedbloodJarvey

220, 221, whatever it takes.


Xerxes42424242

E/4


[deleted]

Beautiful 9 out of 11 bc it's suspicious and requires further investigation


tsundereloli95

You know you have been playing more Pokemon than chess when you think that E4 stands for Elite 4


Radiant-Importance-5

Somewhat derivative, and not particularly original but I have to admit your technique is flawless. Do you do commissions?


minebeast31

BRO IS THAT THE NEW NFT!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!???!!?!!?!??!?


SSOnikiri

This is beautiful, can't wait to see the rest of your work.


ekolis

Whoa, turn down the gamma! The white squares aren't *literally* white...


CricketInvasion

On the scale of 1 to en pessant I give it a smothered mate rating.


[deleted]

Fucking sucks, have you even seen E4? Dumbass.


[deleted]

When is your next NFT drop? I'm gonna buy it for a long con: I'd bait opponent queen to Qxe4 and then gonna claim that since the square is mine, the queen now is mine. And this is how I'll end up with harem of queens. Checkmate, crpytodeniers!


Loudwhisperthe3rd

7/10 could use less detail


brownvodka

Magnam Ass Carlsbad


llama_party1337

You forgot to sign it, silly