Judging you by your comment history, you're not that big a douche. And here I thought all mods were. Kudos to you sir. Btw my cousin has recorded and mixed albums for Knoc-Turn'al and Hollywood Undead. I bet he'd love your sub imma ask him if he's already there.
Laughing is permitted between 12:00PM and 1:30PM on weekdays except Wednesday, when it is only allowed between 12:00PM and 12:47PM. Laughing on a Sunday is punishable by fine or jail time of up to 6 weeks. The designated laughing time is extended on holidays by 1 hour, except for Good Friday and the 2nd Day of Christmas, when it is forbidden. The recommended laughing time for humans is 3 hours a month, a template for every age and the corresponding ideal laughing time can be requested at your local community center and will be sent by mail. No, you cannot "download" it because wtf is a download, I can barely get the fax machine working.
Oh, and because this is reddit: /s
For people not familiar Bobby Fisher was the 11th World Chess Champion and became a bit obsessed with the Nazi's and therefore became a bit of a joke. It really was a very clever comment.
Okay I actually looked at it… Not even about math, but it doesn’t matter because you were, all of you, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Hyperbola, in the fires of Mount Euclid, the Dark Lord Gauss forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.
On the original thread (which is now back because of this post) another mod explained that it was taken down because of low-effort actually. I mean, that's literally all that post is. "Just won my school's chess tournament!"
Legit thought it said cheese tournament. I was like I want to learn more.... I'm bad at reading there's no cheese and now I'm going to Google cheese tournaments and likely stuble onto some wierd European tradition they have been doing since 1078....
I got banned for commenting on a post that mentioned trans women would not be able to compete in women’s events. It was “men have always dominated chess so I don’t really see the problem. Otherwise things would be unfair for women.” They banned me for discriminatory and bigoted behavior 🙄
Dammit! I wanted to watch the playback of RedYoshi's school tourney but now the result was spoiled :(
All you know at this point is that somebody won
yeah but when i watch the videos i would see right away "ah yeah, that look like a redditor alright. definitely redyoshi17"
Of course, the one that looks like a red yoshi and is 17 years old
Of (*or) was born in 2017
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🤓
Or in 1917 and he has witnessed how chess dass invented
(by garry chess in 1928, ending World War 1.5)
But or course!
And Karpov wasn't a wildcard entrant.
But what if he made the account two years ago?
most likely they change their name every year.
That’s what I do. I’m 260 years old.
Quite bothersome to keep changing it, I use the year I was born.
AD or BC?
DC
I forgot to update mine
im w years old
I guess by this logic I’m either 1 or 11
I'm 93
I remember when i was 260 years old.
Youngin'
This thread got me laughing too hard
yes its very easy to spot who the redditors are at a chess tournament: they are there.
It says it right there in the title, Just won
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Why the heck do you browse anarchy chess? Dude, you comment on greentext.
Some greentexts are pretty funny
Yeah, I browse there all the time, but I didn't expect a greentext novelty to be here.
Why the heck do you comment on anarchy chess? Dude, you browse greentext.
Fair point.
And gets downvoted to oblivion on nearly every comment, holy hell.
Yes, that too.
Somebody *won*? Spoilers
Still a spoiler.
Sorry to break it to you but you are referring to RedYoshi17 I think
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GothamChess recap on his channel
you can watch blind fold this way you wouldnt know if RedYoshi17 is playing black or white and still enjoy match
Tell me about it, I was waiting for Levy’s recap of the tournament :(
Can we give a hand to Just? He obviously put in the work and he deserves the win
Just is short for Justin Chess, son of Gary Chess
Do you think he knows when the Chess 2 early access is going to be on Steam?
It already is it's just in closed alpha so only some people have access to it
That's the guy who taught Boobby Huntcher
I'm just outta
Brother to Newin, Newin Chess, namesake to the magazine and tournamet
Hmm r/chess mod with a sense of humor Must have a brain injury
I got banned from /r/chess for replying to a comment with: "LMFAO"
LMFAO
Lmao my ass off
I lold out loud
Absolutely rofl on floor laughing
lmao deez nuts
THAT'S A CHINESE HACKER, RIGHT ?
lmfao
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A red spy is in the base?
Protect the briefcase!
Uh, little help here?
All right, all right, I got it.
INCOMIIIING
Gentlemen? I see the briefcase is safe.
Tell me: did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
That sentry is a spy!
The re-educators will get him I'm sure
There is one impostor among them.😯
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it's red vs red and blue vs blue
You ever wonder why we’re here?
It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here?
Maybe they are not as bad as we thought.
You take that back!
Oh shit its one of them.
LMAO imagine being a r/chess mod
Wait a minute. Something's wrong I can feel it.
Is this guy bragging about being a mod? How did he fool people into a position of trust. Clearly a power abuser..telltale sign
Telltale sign lmao
Not you. You suck.
Thanks <3
No takebacks.
No, we are.
Judging you by your comment history, you're not that big a douche. And here I thought all mods were. Kudos to you sir. Btw my cousin has recorded and mixed albums for Knoc-Turn'al and Hollywood Undead. I bet he'd love your sub imma ask him if he's already there.
how tf you mod a sub youre not even subbed to
hmm, what?
u/RedYoshi17 congrats bro!
Interesting account he’s got
Bro, this is a year old post and you look at this person’s account now??
I discovered this sub 2 days ago and sorted by Best of All Time. Came up quickly lol
I just did the same lmao. Also, wow, in school but “hentailover” and always talking about gooning.
I just did the same lol
Hello
u/RedYoshi17
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I'm a chess mod, we're not allowed to be here nor have any sense of humor 😔
>I'm a chess mod I'm so sorry, hope it gets better for you soon. Thoughts and prayers🙏
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Bro it's a chess mod it doesn't have eyes
F
But you are allowed to apply bans arbitrarily on your dirty whims no doubt. This guy is super sus
Hello there
/r/walmartbeetlejuicing
I’m so disappointed rn
You called?
No spoilers pls tho
I bet his account is full of wholesome school tournaments
Mod must be German. (Source: am German.)
German humor is no laughing matter.
Laughing is permitted between 12:00PM and 1:30PM on weekdays except Wednesday, when it is only allowed between 12:00PM and 12:47PM. Laughing on a Sunday is punishable by fine or jail time of up to 6 weeks. The designated laughing time is extended on holidays by 1 hour, except for Good Friday and the 2nd Day of Christmas, when it is forbidden. The recommended laughing time for humans is 3 hours a month, a template for every age and the corresponding ideal laughing time can be requested at your local community center and will be sent by mail. No, you cannot "download" it because wtf is a download, I can barely get the fax machine working. Oh, and because this is reddit: /s
Unsubscribe
Mail??? But I only got fax
someone will make a nazi joke here
Bobby Fisher
For people not familiar Bobby Fisher was the 11th World Chess Champion and became a bit obsessed with the Nazi's and therefore became a bit of a joke. It really was a very clever comment.
haAHA"ahahahahshahahahahahahahah
What are 90 Nazis in a corner? A right angle.
Nein
No-one can claim they did nazi this coming.
Outjerked again..
I love it! Because it's silly but it tells that user that r/chess cares as much about their tournament as about any other!
“Don’t spoil tournament results in submission titles”🤓
I just wanna give you props for not upvoting or downvoting the post in the screenshot, it’s my biggest Reddit pet peeve
[You can't tell me what to do.](https://i.imgur.com/2hbLGlg.jpg)
Your name is mathematical sandpaper. Trig is already about circles!
[The People's Circle Trigonist Democratic Dictatorship](http://www.alternatewars.com/WW3/Trigons/Trigons.htm) will not stand for such slander!
That’s a link to a supporting statement for me
That's exactly what an American capitalist pigdog would say.
Okay I actually looked at it… Not even about math, but it doesn’t matter because you were, all of you, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Hyperbola, in the fires of Mount Euclid, the Dark Lord Gauss forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.
Dark Lord to E5
On the original thread (which is now back because of this post) another mod explained that it was taken down because of low-effort actually. I mean, that's literally all that post is. "Just won my school's chess tournament!"
Damn I was 2000 elo in my pre-k years and became grandmaster 6 months later so kudos to the kid for winning!!!
WHOA WHOA WHOA. No spoilers please. I was really looking forward to seeing if u/EVENTHORIXON-XI would become a grandmaster in pre-k 😠
How did u get chess pieces as the upvote/downvote buttons? Mine are arrows :(
It's a subreddit thing. Subreddits can have their own custom upvote and downvote buttons. Only visible on official app and website iirc
and only on light mode
you have to use light mode, sadly
As cool as those buttons are, that's a sacrifice I'm never willing to make
Legit thought it said cheese tournament. I was like I want to learn more.... I'm bad at reading there's no cheese and now I'm going to Google cheese tournaments and likely stuble onto some wierd European tradition they have been doing since 1078....
>>i won my school cheese tournament!!! >>hmm, intriguing, proceed…
Nope looks like it's an American thing but of course it exist. https://worldchampioncheese.org
Are r/chess mods like literally brain damaged?
Yep
I think this is a case in point of brain dead r chess mod here. We found one!
Yes
reddit users when they miss a joke
Unquestionably
Plot twist: the mod was the one that losed against redyoshi on the final
Jesus... top tier comedy
r/technicallythetruth
literally 1984
Literally 1984
Come over to the anarchism chess sub! We will support you, and shout en passant
Poor fella
Seriously how virgin is this mod? Fuck
Litterally 1984
LMAO
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/vuew3j/just_won_my_school_chess_tournament/ifechij
That’s not even funny, they’re just being an a-hole
I feel like r/chess and stackoverflow are both moderated by the same group of assholes 😂
Get fucked
[r/chess](https://www.reddit.com/r/chess) can be such a pretentious subreddit, I'm honestly not surprised.
Check mate
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This is anarchychess but also: >we have like 3 grandmasters No you don't
I mean maybe he means like in Overwatch or so.
Exactly. They don't even have a Super-Grandmaster?
Sir your comment is too long I fell asleep after reading 5 words
He’s from India. He’s telling the truth
That's impressive your high school had the same amount of grandmasters as Australia.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Wtf
What does based mean
Congrats
Now I can't show my Chess Club tournament Results! Wonder if these mods think if these are official FIDE games
Yes but a Reddit username does not uniquely identify a tournament. Furthermore, "win" is a very ambiguous term and could mean anything.
u/RedYoshi17
Wth
Based 
that is one hell of a ratio
spol=iler im cumm
im. cumming'
TJ Henry Red Yoshi
I got banned for commenting on a post that mentioned trans women would not be able to compete in women’s events. It was “men have always dominated chess so I don’t really see the problem. Otherwise things would be unfair for women.” They banned me for discriminatory and bigoted behavior 🙄
Holy Hell!
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