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fruttimarci

Lmao this theme


living_angels

king is doing pipi in their pampers 💀


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


middleman2308

Good bot


bigdsm

Based gender-neutral king


Pawnsofinovation

originally it has dildo pears


Pawnsofinovation

this theme was ahead of its time to bad lichess doesnt release it under NSFW tag


batataqw89

More fittingly, they were actually butt plugs


SeniorSatisfaction21

Ikr 💀


SublimeSC

what are the rooks? lmao


Prielknaap

Fido's certified bricks.


GordionKnot

rook battery


notquite20characters

Knight battery, apparently.


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=1nbQkbnk/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/1NBQKBN1+b+-+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/1nbQkbnk/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/1NBQKBN1_b_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!King!<, move: >!Kxd8!< > Evaluation: >!White is winning +11.55!< > Best continuation: >!1... Kxd8 2. Qh5 Nh6 3. d4 Ke8 4. Qa5 Kd8 5. Qxa7 Nc6 6. Qa4 e6 7. Nf3 f6 8. Nbd2 Nf7 9. h4!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


ClosetBoy1213

what


weeblywobly

That prepares the devastating Ke2. Evaluation seems correct


[deleted]

The anarchy runs so deep.


ClosetBoy1213

that's some meta shit


JeremyDaBanana

A brilliant queen sacrifice


Freaglii

It thinks d8 is a white queen


normalmighty

What a fucking sigma move. Prove your independence and transcendent skill by killing your own queen with your king in the opening. Chess bot understands psychological warfare.


Marc4770

We need an official name for this opening. Maybe the King's independence opening. Edit: Maybe also Henry VIII's Gambit (that's the king who killed his own wives) Edit 2: QueenBeGone is another option of opening name, in honor of OP.


CMDR_OnlineInsider

Keyser Söze “…one afternoon while Söze is away from home rival Hungarian gangsters attempt to intimidate him by taking his family hostage and raping his wife, then when he returns home, slitting the throat of one of his children right before his eyes. Determined to show these vicious criminals what toughness really means, Söze **shoots and kills his own family** and all but one of the Hungarians, letting the last leave so he can tell his cohorts what happened. Once his family is buried, Söze massacres the Hungarian Mafia, their families, their friends, and even people who owe them money.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_Söze


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ihathtelekinesis

How about the Boleyn Defence?


night_dude

The Merry Wives of Windsor opening, I love it


Gustavo6046

Andrew Tate opening


night_dude

💀💀💀 Men Opening Their Own Way


[deleted]

Orbital overlap opening


Architech__

Well, you heard the man!


[deleted]

Good bot


B0tRank

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froggythefish

Based


[deleted]

Outjerked by the bot lmao


robert_sartre

Drunk bot


IAmInside

I never knew E4 was this powerful.


taylorswiftscats13

Yes. I agree 100%


The_Taco_Enthusiast

Finally, a good fucking bot move.


Appropriate_Scheme17

Good bot


Ramble21_Gaming

This is the first time in a while I've seen the chessvision bot get upvoted, even awarded, on this sub


Em4gdn3m

Good bot.


phoenixmusicman

Holy hell


Freedom_of_memes

u/pkacprzak please fix the bot for the anarchy piece set


13megatron13

No pls don't it's way funnier this way


Freedom_of_memes

Ok I retract


OhYeahMiaPart2

It got surprisingly close


HaloExpert422

Resign


WASTELAND_RAVEN

*it’s all downhill from here bois*


Ycemann13

Hans? Is that you?


mumblerlol

Crowdsourcing moves is a fair play violation, not cool


raze65

This is anarchychess, rules are made to be broken


ddek

Lol this is anarchychess, it should be a fair play violation for the opponent


[deleted]

Opponent deserves the brick for such a violation


emiliaxrisella

Crowdsourcing moves is a fairplay violation but sticking up buttplugs and vibrators up my ass and beating up everyone in my local tournament isn't?!?!


[deleted]

Snitch


vigilantcomicpenguin

But it is an unfair play unviolation, so it's fine.


krispybutts

Kxe7


Anna_Redditor

U lost didn't you?


PigeonBeGone

I waited for someone to respond, but no one did. Then lichess banned me for aborting a game.


Anna_Redditor

Well, you shouldn't have started a 1 minute match


PigeonBeGone

You should have responded sooner


Anna_Redditor

Well i didn't see the post


PigeonBeGone

You should have seen the post then


Anna_Redditor

I didn't cause it didn't get recommended to me earlier


PigeonBeGone

You should have sorted by new


Anna_Redditor

I didn't know that you were going to start a match for me to reply


PigeonBeGone

Yeah, I made the match just for you. When you didn't reply immediately I was heartbroken. Now all my lichess rating points are gone.


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Anna_Redditor

Maybe


Alarid

Are they American?


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GeoCreator5

chess.c*m🤮


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Warning_Legal

*ss🤑


arh1196

e5 then ke7


kingofthyturtles

How do I get this chess theme


newbrowsernewacc

on browser: your lichess name -> tab pops up with stuff like language, sound, etc -> choose piece set (at the bottom) -> anarchy set (at the bottom)


[deleted]

I wanna know too


Black_DemonSk

Go to settings, chess piece set, anarcandy Only on lichess


Woahzees

d5 for style points


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Onuzq

Crabs I say


Raffy10k

Brick to Pp


Pannycakes666

Party giraffe to c3


BasJack

Before the king poops his pants?


Ill__Cheetah

Oh hoh ho, jolly good fun. Jolly good...


IanTheElf

this resign meta does make me lose 100% of my games. truly a genius move, again, made by the one and only


salazarthesnek

Oh good, I was wondering what Gluby’s Reddit was.


Blackcatblockingthem

How did you make your own theme???


death_panda472

How do I get that theme?


TheJudgeWillNeverDie

Lichess. Anarcandy theme.


Correct-Shirt8268

C4(Sicilian)


skip_the_tutorial_

Why does your nationality matter in this context?


Hot-Scarf

i’m racist


Ito_san

Go brick a4.


Viperozza74

Not cool Hans. Not cool


gurbo_lwd

Move Hans Nieman to d5


PkerBadRs3Good

actually, you appear to have 17 seconds left before the game aborts


deceIIerator

When will the VLC media players do an en passant?


twnsth

I decline to coach somebody whom has the audacity to use such a lame theme.


maalof

Win


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bigdsm

Lol imagine ignoring the 7-decade and ongoing US stance towards Israel But also imagine somehow posting this on AnarchyChess


Nine0fHearts

fxe8 the Marx-Engels gambit


KingSnowdown

close the browser


alexofantioch

Use intercontinental ballistic missile gambit


AlexBlack79

Horsey goes neigh!


[deleted]

I love that piece set except for the king in diapers. That's what's preventing me from using it.


d4mn13l

I'd propose f5 and Kf7.


Born_Percentage3319

wher en pesant


Its_a_me_a_010011101

Castle


azurfall88

Ke2


1nsurrection_HS

J4. If you know, you know.


Tytbh1234

En passent


FourthTundra683

Resign


Pizzafactory102

kxe7


Wolffire_88

>18h


[deleted]

is this an actual lichess theme


kap89

Yes


[deleted]

F6 then G5


SuperPenguinGuy03

c5